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…and that has been known to lead to unpleasantness, as the former inhabitants of Alderaan would attest to, were they anything more than cosmic dust now.

Really. We mean, we’re sure that FOX News’ correspondent Douglas Kennedy is a fine man and a credit to his profession, but if His Imperial Pettiness’ discerning ear drums have to suffer one more time from his constant, forced, whiny nasal drone…

Tell us we’re not right, we dare you.

We mean, what the fuck is wrong with that man’s airways? Is he just chronically constipated? Is it some obscure dialect with which His Omnisciency is, impossible though it be, not familiar?

We demand to know, dammit!

OK, thatisall…

36 Responses to “Something That Just Bugs The Hell Out Of Us”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    First-

    I second the motion, and you forgot Alderaan’s moon as well. It took three freighters to truck the dust out of that system.

  2. LC R.L. Hunter Comment by LC R.L. Hunter

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    Once upon a time radio and television announcers were picked not by how good they looked but how they sounded. Usually with a flat midwest accent, so everyone in the whole fricken country could understand them.
    Nowadays they just want pretty. I guess it doesn’t really matter since most of what they spew is just drivel anyways.

  3. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    I still find Christiane Amanpour infinitely more irritating

  4. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Maybe he’s got a peanut up his nose. I knew a kid who did that in grade school, and he sounded very nasal. Check his snout for goobers!

  5. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    You have the spectacle of a sane Kennedy (yes, that gang of misbegotten bastards), and you are worried about his nasal voice?

    You want some cheese with that whine?

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    You have the spectacle of a sane Kennedy (yes, that gang of misbegotten bastards), and you are worried about his nasal voice?

    I never claimed to be reasonable, did I?

    Besides, it suddenly dawned on me that there was a life form on the planet that I still hadn’t gratuitously insulted.

    Besides, that voice. That VOICE! It’s not just the nasal whine, it’s that forced, constipated delivery as well, as if he’d just exhaled 80% of his air and then insisted on reciting an entire chapter of War and Peace without taking a breath.

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Besides, it suddenly dawned on me that there was a life form on the planet that I still hadn’t gratuitously insulted.

    Oh. Never Mind.

  8. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    This is OT, but man, there are some things you just can not make up.

    Warning, some might be offended by what you see, and I don’t mean the Shillary supporters either:

    http://www.zombietime.com/hillary_sf_office_topless_protest/

    Gee, I guess you can’t get good security these days. ;)

  9. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    This is OT, but man, there are some things you just can not make up.

    Warning, some might be offended by what you see, and I don’t mean the Shillary supporters either:

    What the fuck? Can’t you see we’re in the middle of a vitally, nationally important discussion about Douglas Kennedy’s delivery and pronunciation here, leoni2? Have you, at long last, no shame, sir?

    [After having checked your link…]

    Obviously not. You now owe me a new set of eyeballs, plus unspecified punitive and restitutive damages for a sudden, permanent inability to ever enjoy looking at mammary glands again.

    Oh, and the loss of one perfectly good lunch too.

  10. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Misha,

    Obviously not. You now owe me a new set of eyeballs, plus unspecified punitive and restitutive damages for a sudden, permanent inability to ever enjoy looking at mammary glands again.

    Oh, and the loss of one perfectly good lunch too.

    Bwahahahaha!!! You think I have no shame? Those old coots showing their no longer ripes melons to the public are the ones who have no shame, Emperor. I’m not surprised that the Hillary supporters ignored them once the initial shock wore off. I mean, who in their right mind can take that bunch seriously? I know I can’t. Hey, grandma, put the top back on, I’m trying to eat here.

  11. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    oh jeeeezus Leoni2,
    that was one disgusting link….plenty of ammo there for BC that’s fer’sure.

    One question though, why oh why do the very least attractive among us feel so compelled to shed their clothes in public?

    is it because we don’t take them seriously enough?

  12. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Dammit Leoni…. That’s enough to make Rodney Carrington revise this little titty ditty…

  13. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Or if that one goes tits up, here’s a version with the best o’ Hollywood boobies.

    I got dibs on Joyce Hyser… hubba hubba…

  14. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Dayum, Leoni:

    Them are ugly enough to knock flies off of shit!

    Eeeeewwwwwwwww! Yuch!

  15. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    They seem to have been,, liberated,, a looong time.

    Oh, gravity can be so cruel,,

    ..not since the mule backed into the millsaw,,,

  16. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Warning, some might be offended by what you see

    Offended??? I’m calling 911 at this very moment!!

    Arrrggghh! MISHA! Quick!! Where’s that Sheets Byrd Video? I need an antidote fast!

  17. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    They seem to have been,, liberated,, a looong time.

    They should have removed them before burning them . . .

  18. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Heh, smoked,,
    ‘Fer some chicks , it’s a load off their chest’s, fer other’s ,, a flop.

  19. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    The San francisco sentinel says they visited Pelosi before “bouncing” over to Hillary’s event–although they must have put their clothes back on to get in.

  20. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    A little more Off Topic here:

    A challenge to all lefties out there (are you listening harley?), who said this:

    “How long are we going to allow a person — from any country in the world — to come to our own house to say there’s a dictatorship here, that the president is a tyrant, and nobody does anything about it?”

    is it:
    A…Dick Cheney
    B…Rush Limbaugh
    C…Misha
    D…Caveman
    E…Go here for the answer

    did you get it right cindy shitcan?

  21. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    If it was my house, they wouldn’t stay long……yet my door remains open to friends, and Rotties……

  22. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Leoni, you are now on my shit list after that display of udder depravity. ;-)

    After seeing those flopping bags (nice one BTW PC #19) I think this Rodney Carrington song describes my new relationship with my penis.
    Hey Mo, thanks for helping to purge that out of my head.

    Here’s something to help out a little too.

    Now thats some brain bleach.

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Well, crunchie.…my wife cracked up watching the the penis……. now what can I say, brotha’?

  24. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Left ya speechless eh Caveman?

  25. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I was laughing too hard to talk……

  26. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    To all who responded since Misha,

    Bwahahahahahahaha! Hey, it’s not my fault all of those overage Boomers have decided to let it all hang out while revisiting their youth. If it was up to me I’d made sure all of those grannies put their bras back on before kicking their not so appealing asses out of the building. So, have you all enjoyed sharing my pain?

    Jaybear,

    One question though, why oh why do the very least attractive among us feel so compelled to shed their clothes in public?

    is it because we don’t take them seriously enough?

    Maybe, but truth to tell, I do not know, and I rather hope never to find out the truth! I’m disgusted as it is already.

    Wil,

    Them are ugly enough to knock flies off of shit!

    Eeeeewwwwwwwww! Yuch!

    You’re not kidding, Wil.

    Mrs. M,

    Offended??? I’m calling 911 at this very moment!!

    Arrrggghh! MISHA! Quick!! Where’s that Sheets Byrd Video? I need an antidote fast!

    Are you sure you want to listen to him again, Mrs. M? That’s the kind of pain I refuse to visit, even on a double dare.

    Crunchie,

    Leoni, you are now on my shit list after that display of udder depravity. ;)

    Hey, I’m acting like the press use to. Presenting the news with no comment. You guys are, oh so well doing the commentating here. ;)

  27. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Zombie should get a medal. He boldly goes where no one else DARES to go.

    Why are liberal women SOOOOOO ugly? Ick.

  28. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    SkyeChild
    Hey!

  29. 1oldleg Comment by 1oldleg

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    To get back on track for a minute, Kennedy sounds like one o’ them BBC pukes who so stridently announce the news, and act like what they’ve got to say is IMPORTANT SHIT! The other way to make him sound like that is to capture his scrotum in a garrot and start twisting the loop. Do it right and you can make him sound like one o’ them old time air raid sirens.

  30. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    1oldleg,

    Okay, where is the brain bleach? That was TMI!!!

  31. Unregistered Comment by Special Ed

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    Mmmm … Joyce Hyser …

  32. LC R.L. Hunter Comment by LC R.L. Hunter

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    Have mercy leoni, that was enough ugly to stop a sundial. :em41:

  33. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    R.L. Hunter,

    Have mercy leoni, that was enough ugly to stop a sundial. :em41:

    Was it? I was too busy diverting my eyes from the sagging boobies to notice.

  34. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    Leoni2,

    If you were busy diverting your eyes, HOW DO YOU KNOW that they were sagging? :em21:

  35. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    SkyeChild,

    If you were busy diverting your eyes, HOW DO YOU KNOW that they were sagging? :em21:

    It’s real simple really. I didn’t divert them fast enough when I saw the first nudie shot. :em24:

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    palinabuvecn…

    nice post…