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Oh, we cannot hardly contain our Schadenfreude. Sweet, sweet Schadenfreude. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

LC Clinton (first name, not last) sends us these wonderful news:

BOULDER, Colo. — The University of Colorado’s governing board on Tuesday fired a professor whose essay likening some Sept. 11 victims to a Nazi leader provoked national outrage and led to an investigation of research misconduct.

Ward Churchill, who had vowed to sue if the Board of Regents took action against him, said immediately after the 8-1 vote was announced: “New game, new game.”

Three faculty committees had accused Churchill of plagiarism, falsification and other misconduct. The research allegations stem from some of Churchill’s other writings, although the investigation began after the controversy over his Sept. 11 essay.

But of course he’s going to sue. What has this nation come to if tenured tumblefarts can’t falsify, plagiarize and otherwise conduct themselves in ways unbecoming with impunity? Go right ahead, Chief Shitting Bull. We can’t wait to laugh at you when you get slapped down again.

“The decision was really pretty basic,” said university President Hank Brown, adding that the school had little choice but to fire Churchill to protect the integrity of the university’s research.

“The individual did not express regret, did not apologize, did not indicate a willingness to refrain from this type of falsification in the future,” Brown said.

Considering that the sum total of his qualifications seems to be an uncanny ability to use a Xerox machine and a fake “Indian” certificate that he found in a Cracker Jack box, it would seem strange if he were to agree to abstain from doing so in the future.

His braindead attorney, predictably, completely disregards the facts of the case and states instead:

Churchill’s attorney, David Lane, said that the decision was retribution for Churchill’s Sept. 11 remarks and that he would file suit on Wednesday.

“For the public at large, the message is there will be a payback for free speech,” Lane said. “It sends a message out to the academic community generally that if you stick your neck out and make politically inflammatory comments, you will be dragged through the mud for two years and you will ultimately have your tenure terminated.”

Allow us to repeat, for the benefit of Mr. Lane who has elevated boneheadedness and inability to comprehend to an art form, we quote (with emphasis):

But the essay that thrust Churchill into the national spotlight, titled “Some People Push Back: On the Justice of Roosting Chickens,” was not part of the investigation.

But obviously Reading Comprehension wasn’t part of the curriculum at the Central American diploma mill from which Mr. Lane apparently bought his degree. Unless he can point us to the part of the Constitution that declares falsification and plagiarism “protected free speech.”

Now break out the champagne!

35 Responses to “On the Justice of Roosting Chickens”
  1. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Now break out the champagne!

    Not so fast!! This is Boulder we’re talking about, I grew up close to there and went to college there. Sanity and logic aren’t in abundance there, and get smacked down by shrillness and outrage more often than not.

    As for WART churchill’s claim about denial of free speech….the only groups that get muzzled on campus are Military Recruiters and the Young Republicans….looks something like this: :em41: :em71:

    Hey I found a smiley of the good professor
    :em72:

  2. TC@LeatherPenguin Comment by TC@LeatherPenguin

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    Slapstick Politics (and PirateBallerina) have funny blow by blows of Heap Big Hikawee going down.

  3. Unregistered Comment by Erbo

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    Clue phone for Big Chief Shitting Bull, in the words of Will Smith: “Don’t START nothin’, there won’t BE nothin’!”

    If he hadn’t opened his big mouth and spouted off all that prime-cut, table-grade crap about “little Eichmanns” and the like, it’s likely nobody would have bothered to look deep enough into his past to find the plagiarism, sock-puppeteering, and other outright lies that he actually did get fired for.

    Look, the asshole can say any damn thing he likes. But I object to him trashing this country on my dime, which is what he’s on as long as he works for a state university funded by my tax dollars. He doesn’t like it, he can go work as Hugo Chavez’s Minister of Propaganda or something.

    I’ve said in the past that, as long as Churchill was employed by CU, I would vote against any additional funding for them for any purpose whatsoever, and I would encourage everyone I know to do the same. Now I can vote in favor of CU funding again with a clear conscience.

  4. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Erbo sez:

    I’ve said in the past that, as long as Churchill was employed by CU, I would vote against any additional funding for them for any purpose whatsoever, and I would encourage everyone I know to do the same. Now I can vote in favor of CU funding again with a clear conscience.

    Sounds like you are an alum…so am I, class of ‘78.

    Every time a fund raiser calls me I tell them that they have to fire churchill before I give them a dime. I’ll give them that dime now, and will give more when they cease being the UC Berkeley of the Rockies.

  5. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Wart Churchill, enjoy the sharp rebuke you piece of :em72:

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    First Round is on me and by the bye, I scooped this one up last night (thanks to our Imperial Trash Technician) and got a big hooray ON-AIR out of it.

    So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, Good-Bye made the perfect accompaniment for the story.

    :em24:

  7. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    this guy was such a phoney piece of garbage. some fake indian-wanna-be. he so desperately wanted to be part of a group of “vicitms”, to be “one of them”, so as to place a stamp of approval on his core anti-americanism.

    ah well, guess the shit storm blew the tee-pee down. what a shame. :em62:

  8. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    HEYA HEYA HEYA Big Chief Chipmunkdork.
    Who’da known. I could’ve just copied other people’s stuff, signed my name to it, turn it in for a grade, and called it all free speech?
    All that time I spent in the library scribblin’, I coulda been partyin’ with moonbats. (White-out was technology’s crest in those days.)

    Well, good luck in your next court-action.
    PLEASE handle your in-court statements the very same way you do your moonbat-party speil.

    Each time that judge tell’s you to be quiet, you just tell him that you’re running this room. He’ll understand.

    And don’t let that Bailiff push you around, make sure you show him who’s boss! Take a swing if he even offer’s you a chair!
    Don’t forget to fill the bleachers in the back with yer sockpuppet’s.. encouragement is important!

    The Council of Moonbat Nations has given you full Cheftain authority! Weild it with pride!
    Here’s your war-bonnet
    (Ooohh, how’d all this crap get on these feathers?)

  9. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    Well now he can focus his attention on other things: Cindy Sheehan’s looking for a speechwriter for her upcoming campaign, I hear… :em04:

  10. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Makes me mad that this boob is threathening to sue when its been shown that he lied about being a minority (GGGGGGGRRRRRRRR!!!!!) and passed off other people’s work as his own (GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!). I hope he does sue and it does go to trial. Why? So that it can be shown on the record what a FRAUD he is to the general public and the UC was right in giving him the pink slip. :em08:

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Chief Shitting Bull and Cindy Shehag? A match made in Hell if ever there was one. Just remember kiddies, the truth is whatever they say it is. It is a libitard prerogative, after all.
    :em23:

  12. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    IMO, no school should offer tenure. That’s a good way for a bad teacher NOT to get fired. When I was in grad school, I had a tenured prof who didn’t come to class more than she did.

    I didn’t learn squat that semester.

  13. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    He’s a war hero too, donchyaknow.

  14. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    The individual did not express regret, did not apologize,

    I got a good laugh out of this one for one simple reason…

    When The Lady was working in a group home for Social And Rehabilitative Services, (this particular group home was primarily for those with extreme brain trauma or retardation), they were only allowed to refer to the “residents” as “The Individuals”, not “residents”, not “clients”, “The Individuals”…

    Guess we know where little Lord Shitting Bull rates, huh?

  15. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Crap. I musta got that close wrong on the tag…

    [S’all better-JB]

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    I hate ward churchill he is a piece of :em72: I cannot believe what he said about 9?11 victims. The response that makes sense to feel about 9/11 is :em10: I am so glad he got fired-teach a private school. :em69:

  17. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    Ward Churchill’s like an appendix– the University of Colorado’s better off without him.

    Goodbye and good flippin’ riddance. :em32:

  18. Unregistered Comment by dixiekraut

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    dont enjoy too much. He has been paid the last few years it took them to decide to fire him and he is getting another year as part of the deal. He probably has enough time in to retire. College profs have much better deals than working stiffs. Further some moonbat hatchery (nearly any college in the Northeast or California) will probably happily make him an offer.

  19. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Sure puts a smile on my face, reading this….. :em32:

  20. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    Mine too, Caveman. :em55:

  21. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Just in case anyone is curious about reading the university’s case against him, it’s 125 pages!

  22. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    [S’all better-JB]

    Thanks, bro.

  23. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I loved how he would deny First Amendment rights to others so that his “human dignity” wouldn’t be violated.

    I know some very talented Philippino prostitutes who can’t contort themselves as much as Wart contorted the 9th Amendment to give him self “human dignity” rights as expressed through foreign treaties.

    Good riddance assmunch.

  24. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    Just in case anyone is curious about reading the university’s case against him, it’s 125 pages!

    Don’t need to read it, don’t need to skim it, don’t need to read the title.

    Ward “injun joe” Churchill is on the high seas, in a ship, with a lot of bulls.

    May he never see land.

  25. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    So long asshole, don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

  26. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    PC: Do you have a link? I’d love a little light reading. :em93:

  27. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    I don’t know what’s more disturbing about Churchill and his sycophants - their malice, their ignorance, their dishonesty, or their childish petulance. Since when is flipping people the bird and throwing public tantrums a legitimate form of adult discourse?

    It may be that all the regents have to do is wait for Jerkronimo to commit *yet another* act of assault and battery, and this time PRESS CHARGES. He’s already been filmed hitting people on at least 3 occasions, and who knows how many unrecorded cases.

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    Random Numbers
    Boy, you made me work for that. I found the original copy way earlier in the day, and those neurons must have gotten fried. I admire your dedication!

    http://www.colorado.edu/news/reports/churchill/churchillreport051606.html.

    It’s a pdf. I have 2 copies now! Sorry, I can’t seem to master the link shortcut that everybody else uses without any problem.

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    jaybear: Not a CU alum, just a loyal citizen of the great state of Colorado (who got the hell out of California back in 1999 and has no desire to see this place Californicated). Which means I get to vote on bond issues, etc., that benefit CU. And, up until the Regents did the Right Thing, my vote on any such measures was and would have been a solid NO!< ?b>

  30. Unregistered Comment by LC Croaker

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    … how did my name get changed to Clinton? Or did someone else beat me to the punch?

    Oh, well. Good-bye, Ward! We won’t miss you! Please forget to write!

    :em94:

  31. HarleyRace (Olbermann's Biggest Fan!) Comment by HarleyRace (Olbermann's Biggest Fan!)

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    Another sweet victory for FASCISM! Of course Nazis are overjoyed!

    Hopefully hell get a correct judge to not only make him rich, but put him BACK in the classroom where he can spread THE TRUTH! :em72:

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    DukeFenton,

    I don’t know what’s more disturbing about Churchill and his sycophants - their malice, their ignorance, their dishonesty, or their childish petulance. Since when is flipping people the bird and throwing public tantrums a legitimate form of adult discourse?

    It isn’t. It just shows people how much immature they are, while they believe that by throwing a tamper tantrum, etc., it will get people to see things their way and just shut up. Unfortunately for them, most times it just make people want to laugh at their sorry asses and ignore them. :em99:

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    GOOD RIDDANCE, CHIEF DIPSHIT :em72: !!! :em41: :em95: :em94: :em99: :em58: :em93: :em93:

  34. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    I’ve got just one more comment to make: I thank God I didn’t have that fruitloop as a professor when I went to UMass-Boston.

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    jeraqikicn…

    nice post…