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The New (People’s) Republic Fiction Writer Exposed
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Front Page11:15 AM
And his name is PVT (soon to be busted so low that he’ll have to salute the latrines) Scott T. Beauchamp.
Predictably, he pats himself on the back for his moral fortitude in standing up and “outing” himself (curiously coinciding with LC & IB JD Johannes nailing his identity down to his very unit), calling everybody who criticized his brilliant work of fiction “reporting” “chickenhawks”, something which will come as a surprise to all of the critics who either served in general, served in Iraq in particular or serve at this very moment.
LC & IB Uncle Jimbo has a few choice words about that, in case you want to know (and you do, trust me on that one).
PVT Beauchamp, a legend in his own mind who, in his own words, just joined to lend legitimacy to his criticisms once he gets back to the “real” world.
Right, maggot (with our most profound apologies to carrion eating invertebrates everywhere), you’re a right royal Mother bloody Theresa.
Except that here, back in the real world, you’re either a witness to/participant in actions punishable (severely) under the UCMJ who failed to report them to proper authorities or a gottdamm, buddy-fucking, backstabbing, inveterate, lying sack of shit.
Pick one, asshole. There is no door number three.
Fucknozzle.
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First…as a soldier who DID serve in Iraq, this asshat deserves a serious flogging.
RLTW
July 26th, 2007 at 11:28 AMUsing
I hope young Scott here is about to get a real life learning experience of the meaning of FUBAR.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:49 AMUsing
Man, I’ll bet they had to scrape his 1SG off the ceiling when Scottie’s real name and unit was released.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:21 PMUsing
Flogging?
no.
Hanging. And not with rope if there’s a way to use razor wire instead.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:35 PMUsing
well, a blanket party is in order pronto. at the very least.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:48 PMUsing
Having seen more of these little turds over my 22 year career that I can count, I know two facts that will come of this:
1. He was in some kind of trouble before this and was going to hammered so he came up with this horseshit so when it came time to be punished he’d scream like a scalded cat that he was being singled out for his personal views and that his precious 1st Amendment rights were being trampled upon.
2. Because of the above, NOT A FUCKING THING WILL HAPPEN TO HIM!!!! The US ARMY will quietly discharge this little shit (instead of a 25 year vacation at Fort Leavenworth that he deserves) because they don’t want the publicity, the parades and the inevitable congress critters that will be calling for investigations and Petraeus’s head so the surge can fail.
I’ve seen it work before and it’ll work again. 60 years ago they would have put him against a wall, gave him a Lucky Strike and a blindfold.
But not in today’s military
July 26th, 2007 at 12:52 PMUsing
I’m amazed this little bastard didn’t just vanish into the desert, never to return.
After all, don’t they teach soldiers to bury their shit in the field? Can’t have turds littering the place, can we?
July 26th, 2007 at 1:28 PMUsing
First, thanks for your service. Very cool, we are grateful for y’all. And I bet there’s more facts, but only 2 would be revealed public…..
He fucked up on duty, so he claims political persecution. And if memory serves me right, isn’t the military more stringent or was more stringent? You don’t have First Amendment Rights in a military when you’re close to massive numbers of troops, vehicles, and sensitive info. Others who usually exercise that type of First Amendment flap would be court martialed and then executed in a perfect world. But not with todays pussified military. Thanks for nothing Bill Clinton!
Yeah, sadly this turd won’t be flushed. He’ll be like that Chaplain Yee, the Islamoturd who sold top secret info to Al Qaeda, or Sergeant Hasan Akbar of the 101st who blew up some Screaming Eagles while sleeping in their tents, as the war is going on, or like that Washington State Natl Guard pussy who is AWOL and claims unjust war……
All of the above would have been court martialled, stripped or rank and insignia, drummed outside of the courthouse, and then shot for their reckless and gutless behavior.
Yeah, 60 years ago such morons would have been shot or hanged, infront of the whole division.
Shame those times have passed……Sigh.
July 26th, 2007 at 1:59 PMUsing
He’s gonna be proven to have been writing out of his ass. Should take about a week, if that.
There was no disfigured IED victim that was laughed at. There was no soldier playing with a child’s skull. There was no running over stray dogs.
He just made the shit up. And he’s about to discover what it’s like to get caught lying about your comrade in arms.
Watch, he’ll probably ask for a transfer or a leave of absence. He won’t get it, they will beat the shit out of him for a few days and then he’ll go AWOL.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:16 PMUsing
Think he’d get the message if we all club together and mail him a Makarov with one bullet in it?
July 26th, 2007 at 6:46 PMUsing
First, to all who have served
Regarding this guy why would he, as a fellow soldier want to hurt our guys like that? It’s not as though they are always portrayed well as it is, why add fule to the fire? 
July 26th, 2007 at 7:53 PMUsing
I mean add FUEL to the fire
July 26th, 2007 at 7:53 PMUsing
This guy really is a dumbass! Doing something like this is a war zone? With the other side using improvised explosives? That could be copied and used against you by somebody displeased with you? Even I know better than that, and I was in the Air Force, for G-d’s sake.
July 26th, 2007 at 7:54 PMUsing
That should be “IN” a war zone…
Mindy and I must have the same brand of keyboard.
July 26th, 2007 at 7:55 PMUsing
Mindy, from my vantage point it goes like this… When I remember the tear stained eyes of a soldier having watched his battle buddy get his face blown off, or a Dear John at mail call. I was on the hangar deck of the Enterprise as I read the letter of my buddy having been blown to hell by incoming in ‘Nam. I remember all too well the treatment our vets received at the hands of the left…..I still hate them for it and more than once have seen fit to verbally chew some serious ass, they knowing all too well I wanted them to force me to a physical confrontation, being two hundred pounds of trained muscle when I got out. I find these detractors so heneous, so vile as to defy description, spiritual dreck of the lowest order. I hold them in utter comtempt and would not hesitate to kill one of them during a civil insurrection. For you see, I see them as lesser, inferior beings, lacking even the courage to face their own cowardice……I loathe them.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:40 PMUsing
BauerPower
They dropped the espionage charges against Yee and then charged him with mishandling documents, adultery, and pornography for a few months, then cleared him. He got an honorable discharge.
Caveman
July 26th, 2007 at 9:15 PMSo sorry about you and your comrades’ treatment.
Using
Shit, his Chain of command will probably have to post a guard(s) on him 24/7, or he’s gonna get a damned series of “blanket parties”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA as far as his being outed, but he’s seriously buddyfucked his fellow troops!
July 26th, 2007 at 9:29 PMUsing
Psychochick, I wasn’t treated this way, not so much me but others. Infuriated by what I saw and see as the rankest form of self-hatred, cowardice and just plain evil. Oh, there were times I enjoyed it…..an absolutely fine day at the old San Francisco Greyhound depot at Seventh and Mission in 1971. Where I had the pleasure of witnessing the following exchange….
July 26th, 2007 at 10:01 PMA gunny sergeant, just arrived home, getting off a bus, suddenly accosted by some dirtbag hippie call him a baby killer. No rhyme or reason behind. My blood boiled.
But seeing the look on that grunts face made me smile….and stick around.
The tirade continued…..”You got no problem killing babies, dude, huh????”
“No, I do not, sometimes I even enjoyed it.”
At this point Joe Hippie went ballistic, screaming how and why. “How could you do this?”
“Because I dreamed I was shootin’ fuckers just like you.” Then threw a punch that would have knocked down a horse, knocking aforementioned hippie on his ass out cold.
I applauded, laughed, welcomed the gunny home, told him he had made my day……..he quietly dumped his bags in a cab and left.
But that is how these assholes should be dealt with, unless of course, you simply shoot them.
Using
Yee got cleared. Eh, not a shock from out so pussified military command.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:38 AMUsing