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Just a stray thought on the whole The New People’s Socialist Republic kerfuffle:

Now that the lying liars at that thoroughly discredited rag have proven that they’re quite willing to fire an employee for the “crime” of telling the truth that they don’t want published, can we assume that The New Stalinist Republic won’t be using “unnamed government sources” anymore? Furthermore, if they insist on doing so in the future, can we expect them to not protect their sources’ identities, claiming that they’re doing so to protect the sources from repercussions?

No?

Why?

Because you’re a soggy paper bag full of rancid, hypocritical, two-faced shits?

Boochamp’s wife who got her paramour hired — still an editor.

Boochamp himself who, shall we say, seems to have certain trouble with refraining from “embellishing” the truth — still employed.

Franklin Foer, the chief cover-up artist failing to do any factchecking at all, violating each and every standard that journalists claim to follow, then backtracking, side-stepping, and speaking through both sides of his mouth to cover his own arse — still the boss at The New People’s Republic.

“Gracie”, the source that blew the lid on this whole affair and, alone among all of the individuals involved, told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth — promptly shitcanned at 7.30 in the morning with a telephone call saying “your services are no longer required.”

Must be wonderful to live in a fantasy world where standards only apply to everybody else, n’est pas?

UPDATE: Douchebag Franklin Foer, still defending the indefensible (and still employed, unlike the only member of the organization capable of telling the truth):

The magazine’s editor, Franklin Foer, disclosed in an interview that Beauchamp is married to a New Republic staffer, and that is “part of the reason why we found him to be a credible writer.”

Finally, it is revealed how you get a job with the MSMidiots. Just be sure to stick your sausage in the right bun and you’ve got it made. Credentials? We don’t need no steenkin’ credentials!

Foer also said Beauchamp “has put himself in significant jeopardy” and “lost his lifeline to the rest of the world” because military officials have taken away his laptop, cellphone and e-mail privileges.

My heart fucking bleeds for the poor maligning, malingering, lying, buddy-fucking bastard caught all alone in Baghdad with NO INTERNET ACCESS! How the everloving fuck is he supposed to exist that way, stuck in the horrific conditions at his FOB without access to Malaysian Midget Pr0n while all of the guys that he stabbed in the back are outside the wire, having all the fun dodging IEDs and bullets?

Oh the fucking HUMANITY!!!1!!!11!

Foer, you’re a worthless, filthy, lying asshole, a terrorist aiding and abetting waste of skin and a backstabbing cockholster of the very first water.

And those are your good qualities. Go to the garage, get in your car, crank the engine and wait for a few hours. Do something worthwhile for once in your miserable, oxygen-thieving life.

As both the military and the magazine investigate Beauchamp’s allegations, a personal blog surfaced in which Beauchamp said last year that each morning he feels “retarded for joining the army,” “a little more liberal than the day before” and “a tool for global corporations.”

Gee. Wonder why Franklin Fuckhead couldn’t be bothered to check a single word sent to him by that douchebag? It’s a mystery, we tell you.

In a statement posted on the New Republic’s Web site, Beauchamp said his columns for the magazine, written under the name Scott Thomas, were “one soldier’s view of events in Iraq” and “never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. military.”

Funny that you deliberately chose to only describe violations of the UCMJ committed by other soldiers then, don’t you think? No, you don’t think. That’s your problem, right there. That and the fact that your momma threw out the baby and raised the afterbirth instead.

“It’s been maddening, to say the least,” he added, “to see the plausibility of events that I witnessed questioned by people who have never served in Iraq.

All of those damn milbloggers at Blackfive et al who’ve never seen a second’s worth of service anywhere in the world, and certainly not in your elite, ninja MOS in the motor pool of FOB Falcon.

I was initially reluctant to take the time out of my already insane schedule fighting an actual war

Fighting a war with what? Monkey wrenches? Listen, maggot, we respect devotion and commitment, but don’t you think you’re taking it a bit too far?

in order to play some role in an ideological battle that I never wanted to join.

Er, right. That’s why you, on your personal blog, are endlessly yammering about your immense, progressive intellect and how you really only joined to gain the necessary street creds and “absolute moral majority” to yammer even more about the war. Nope, no ideological battle to be joined there, none at all.

That being said, my character, my experiences, and those of my comrades in arms have been called into question,

By yourself, asswipe.

and I believe that it is important to stand by my writing under my real name.”

Funny how you didn’t believe that until your name and unit had already been determined by others, isn’t it?

Foer said the magazine is attempting to confirm every detail. “We are trying to be as deliberate and meticulous as we possibly can,” he said. “We’re not going to be rushed into making any sort of snap judgment.”

Unless it’s a snap judgment about calling whistleblowers at 7.30 in the morning to inform them that they’re fired for telling the truth, that is.

You sickeningly hypocritical, self-serving jackass.

In his blog, called Sir Real Scott Thomas, Beauchamp quoted Vice President Cheney as explaining in 1991, when he was defense secretary, why the United States ended the Persian Gulf War without taking Baghdad. Beauchamp added that “we laugh harder at CSPAN than comedy central. Silly republicans.”

Nope, he definitely didn’t want to join any ideological battles. At least not the ones that he was certain to lose. But we already knew that he is a coward.

Beauchamp, who was based in Germany when the blog entries were posted in 2006, described his career this way: “I shoot, move, communicate, and kill . . . the deaths that I inflict secure the riches of the empire.”

Germany sure is one heck of a lot more interesting to serve in today than it was back during the Cold War. It’s almost as if he’s — I don’t know — making shit up out of whole cloth here, isn’t it? But hey, what would I know, a damn “chickenhawk” with a mere 14 years of service total.

As conservative bloggers yesterday continued to challenge the veracity of Beauchamp’s accounts, Foer said: “It is really unfortunate that someone like Scott, who was really only trying to tell his particular story, has become a pawn in the debate over the war and the Weekly Standard’s efforts to press an ideological agenda.”

Mr. Foer? I’ve got a Mr. Kettle on line 2 asking for you. Is your middle name really Pot?

Fuckhead.

20 Responses to “Standards Are Good, Double Standards Must Be TWICE As Good (UPDATED… A LOT)”
  1. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Here’s a pic of the little asswipe if anyone hasn’t seen it.

    Put a Tutu on the jerk and call him Daisy.
    I just hope they don’t let him near firearms. He’s liable to shoot himself in the foot. I want him to stay over there for as long as possible….maybe even let him lead a raid on a mosque…alone.

  2. MasterGuns, Imperial Marine Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Marine

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    This waste of human sperm is the only known example in history of a woman taking a shit and keeping it.

    Since “it” is an endangered sub-species of the human race(Homoturdicus), and a serving member of the US Army, I suggest “it” be sent to command our new “Sooper Secrit” base as a reward for “it’s” outstanding service. I am not at liberty to reveal the location of the base but it’s very warm there and the current CO is some dickhead named Lucifer. I am sure “it’s” rapid and hopefully painful transfer could be arranged.

    What an asswipe(with apologies for the gross insult to asswipes everywhere).

    Semper Fi

  3. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    Foer now claims to be checking his facts–obviously didn’t before publishing this tripe. It’s as clearly an immature, disgruntled, narcissists attempt to scrawl his version of “Full Metal Jacket” or some other such crap fiction. And fiction it surely is. None of the BS in Beauchamp’s stories could happen un-noticed or unpunished. I just hope this scum-bucket doesn’t go unpunished, either. What he has done smells like treason and should be prosecuted as such.

  4. Brian the sailor Comment by Brian the sailor

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    I logged in to leave a comment, but…

    This guy. I haven’t the words.

    Okay, that’s never stopped me before. I’ve worked in joint units with all the services. Some of the 11 Bravo’s I’ve met aren’t necessarily nice guys.
    But I’m calling bullshit on all of his stuff.
    Is some of what he writes merely “embellishment?” Who knows, but as long as parts of what he says are proven to be false, and his agenda is shown to be clear, why should I believe anything he says?

  5. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    Judging from what I’ve seen here: http://michellemalkin.com/2007/07/26/scott-thomas-steps-out-of-the-shadows/ said little REMF POS is gonna be in for some serious UCMJ for OPSEC violation, as well as the shitstorm from his buddies that he’s fucked. I wouldn’t be surprised if his chain of command has had to post a 24-hour watch on him because of the probability of a blanket party!!

  6. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    You know what really ticks me off about all this. It’s the division this jerk is a member of. The 1st US Infantry, the Big Red One, the oldest organized division in US Army. This division has served in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, Gulf War and the present Iraq War, as well as being part of the garrison that served in Germany during the Cold War. I mean, units of this division almost got destroyed storming the beach at Omaha in Normandy. This highly decorated, respected division, with a very high reputation has just been given a black eye to its reputation because some leftist rear-echolen (sp?) turkey wants to be a writer when he grows up. Guess what, junior, started watching your six cause I’m sure your ‘friends’ in Big Red are not going to take this lying down. Dumb ass! :em96:

  7. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Is some of what he writes merely “embellishment?” Who knows, but as long as parts of what he says are proven to be false, and his agenda is shown to be clear, why should I believe anything he says?

    I know where I lean, particularly since his creative writing while in Germany contained elements that later re-appeared when he was deployed to the motor pool at FOB Falcon. Unless he’s clairvoyant, of course, or Germany has really gone downhill since I escaped EUnuchistan.

    Not to mention that, whereas I’m no stranger to improper joking and gallow’s humor in the service (you have to have some sort of outlet), I don’t see any member of the International Brotherhood of Soldiers doing shit like he describes and not ending up covered in bruises. We’re family, and if one member shits on the honor of the rest of us, we will take him out back and apply an Attitude Readjustment Tool.

    But, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter as far as REMF Boochump is concerned. Either he lied, in which case he’s in for a world of fucking pain for pissing on the honor of his brothers and sisters, or he witnessed/participated in gross violations of The Code and the UCMJ without reporting it, in which case he’s in for — a world of fucking pain.

    Sucks to be him.

    (But hey, he can always run for Senator in Massachusetts. The retard moronvoters up there have a history of electing cum-guzzling cockholsters like him)

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    […] deconstructs Pvt. Beauchamp as nobody else can. My new favorite insult: “backstabbing cockholster”. […]

  9. dcs2244 Comment by dcs2244

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    Misha said:

    (But hey, he can always run for Senator in Massachusetts. The retard moronvoters up there have a history of electing cum-guzzling cockholsters like him)

    As a citizen of the Soviet Socialist Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I am duty-bound to advise you that not just anyone can run for senator here. One must have immersed an Oldsmobile in salt water containing at least one female (or male, as BF reminds me) that has been tortured to death over the course of two hours…or has just married some rich gal(guy) and never held on honest job (well, okay, Christmas in Cambodia/lucky hat (”cover”, for all you jarheads out there) not withstanding.

    In any event, this sad sack is off to a great start…Massachusetts voters would embrace him for “speaking truth to power”…especially if there were a couple of corpses attached to his past… :em72:

  10. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    “blanket party” keeps coming up as something to do to this guy. ??

  11. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    “blanket party” keeps coming up as something to do to this guy. ??

    A blanket party is where the offending piece of crap gets wrapped up in a blanket and all his buddies give him one hell of a thumping. The afore mentioned piece of crap generally has a change of attitude immediately afterwards. Or else they high tail it out of the Military and become Murtha-ites.

  12. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    His Vileness sez:

    we will take him out back and apply an Attitude Readjustment Tool.

    I believe that this is covered in FM 22-102 WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING Sire.

  13. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    “blanket party” keeps coming up as something to do to this guy. ??

    The Gallagher effect.
    Nasty visual.

  14. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Shit. All the links in that link are gone. Too bad, it was some funny shit.

    PC, for an example of “Blanket Party”, see “Full Metal Jacket”. Specifically, the scene where they hold Pvt. Pyle Down with a blanket and beat the hell outta him with bars of soap wrapped in towels.

  15. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Thanks guys–not really good with military slang

    MinuteMan
    Actually, I’ve always meant to see that film. I’ll keep an eye out for that scene. Isn’t that what they do in prisons with the bar of soap?

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    He’s obviously by now been tagged as the :em41: :em72: POS :em72: :em41: that he is by his compadres in his unit. His “oppression” so far? A total loss of his internet and phone privileges. SHIT, if I was his First Sergeant or Platoon Sergeant, he’d be mopping and polishing the basketball court with a Q-tip, then mowing the PT field with a pair of scissors for starters!!

  17. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    I found a complete version of WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102.

    PC, what they do in prisons with the soap is wait for you to pick it up.

    :em34:

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    P.S. I grew up in Junction City, KS, right next to Ft. Riley, the longtime home of the “Big Red One”. The little POS oughtta have the patch ripped off his sleeve for initial starters!!

  19. Unregistered Comment by Infidel River Rat

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    MoMinuteMan, THAT was GOOD STUFF!!! :em99: :em93: LMAO!!! :em99: :em94:

  20. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    Thanks Rat. I was in tears the first time I read it.