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LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR is, as we’re sure you know, occasionally moonlighting at the Imperial Blog “The Cigar Intelligence Agency” where he fritters away his considerable talent for a ridiculously small fraction of the wealth we here at the Empire bestow upon him.

And, as is his wont, he hammers out one hit after another, such as this fine piece about the Obamessiah and his urge to fellate every two-bit tyrant, murderer and genocidal maniac on the planet. Do go read it. You’ll be glad that you did.

But Teh Funny™ really begins when suddenly, out of the nowhere that is all you’ll find between a libtard’s ears, a pingback appears on the post from a little Obamabot. “Ah, but surely she”, for a she it was, “was merely pointing out the hateful rhetoric from the wingnut right?”

That’s what I thought too, until I actually clicked back to the post from whence the pingback came and found nothing whatsoever indicating a disagreement with Jackboot’s fine evisceration. As a matter of fact, she even used his headline, “Barack Obama, Neville Chamberlain for the 21st Century” as a headline for her own post.

At long last it’s been confirmed. Being called “Neville Chamberlain”, the incompetent buffoon who is second only to Adolf Hitler in responsibility for WWII and the death and murder of millions, really is considered a compliment of the highest order among the ClueTarded Left.

Or maybe they’re just utterly ignorant of anything happening prior to last week’s episode of… Well, whatever it is that those twits watch on TV.

UPDATE: Upon further investigation, it looks like the site linking back to LC Jackboot is a strange new sort of site set up to automatically link to anything even mentioning the Obamessiah. “New” in the sense that it’s the first time we’ve seen one involved in politics. Usually they’re about penis enlargement and Viagra which, come to think of it, is still one heck of a lot more useful than Barack Hussein Obama.

Perhaps we should start sprinkling our more offensive posts, particularly the ones containing PhotoShops of a graphically sexual nature (as if we had any other kind) with a gratuitous mention of the Dumbo-Eared One’s Most Holy Name™? Just thinking out loud here.

26 Responses to “Read Before You Link”
  1. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    where he fritters away his considerable talent for a ridiculously small fraction of the wealth we here at the Empire bestow upon him

    How many Cuban cigars have YOU given him, O Emperor?

    Oh…first, by the way…

  2. Redeard Comment by Redeard

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    :em98:

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    I too thought that it was going to be a typical Libtard Screechfest when I checked the link…but nope! :em99: :em99: :em99:

    I’ll be cleaning my monitor for a week now getting that sweet tea off.

    A true product of a typical Gubmint Indoctrinated Publik Edjukashun™.

    How many Cuban cigars have YOU given him, O Emperor?

    Sire…when you unleash your Sith Powers™ on M…please make it look like an accident. Insurance claims are a bitch to deal with in cases of homicide ya know. Have pity on a poor widder woman to be.

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    :em99: :em95:

  5. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    How many Cuban cigars have YOU given him, O Emperor?

    I find your lack of faith — disturbing…

    Sire…when you unleash your Sith Powers™ on M…please make it look like an accident. Insurance claims are a bitch to deal with in cases of homicide ya know. Have pity on a poor widder woman to be.

    I suppose sudden, spontaneous strangulation would be OK then? I’ll leave the levitation out of it on the off-chance that he’s out in public when — er — tragedy strikes.

  6. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    the Obamessiah and his urge to fellate every two-bit tyrant, murderer and genocidal maniac on the planet.

    You speak about it as if he’s unique in that regard.

    .

    OT, I wanted to post a question to the more knowledgeable LCs.

    I was speaking to a Veteran colleague at work, and asked him about the policy on SCI clearances (sensitive compartmented information). The policy is that one is not eligible for clearance if they have a spouse from another country.

    He went on to say that some cases can be waivered, but others are an automatic no. Oddly enough, Israeli falls into the latter category.

    My question is twofold: Why would being married to people from allied countries be forbidden, and why Israel in particular? If this just them getting the red-headed stepchild treatment from us again?

  7. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I gotta’ wonder how long it will stay up…… :em99:

  8. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    Perhaps we should start sprinkling our more offensive posts, particularly the ones containing PhotoShops of a graphically sexual nature (as if we had any other kind) with a gratuitous mention of the Dumbo-Eared One’s Most Holy Name™? Just thinking out loud here.

    And we so do LOVE the way you think…

  9. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Thanks for the quick help, Boss !!!!

    She’ll be crying in her tofu in the a.m.

    :em99:

  10. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    I find your lack of faith — disturbing…

    Yeah, but Mrs. M is deeply amused…she’s still giggling…

  11. Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist LC&IB M

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    Upon further investigation, it looks like the site linking back to LC Jackboot is a strange new sort of site set up to automatically link to anything even mentioning the Obamessiah.

    Someone there has to be manually crawling, because we don’t report to Technorati anymore.

  12. LC SkyeChild Comment by LC SkyeChild

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    She of the pinback link looks like she’s been smokin’ sumthin’…

  13. TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog Comment by TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

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    I noticed the seeming autolink also. Time to plaaaaayyy…..
    Let’s see what I can post that might linkback….

  14. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Ya’ll start talking too much about Cubano cigars and next thing you know Limbaugh is gonna drop by and scope out the place *grin*.

    In defense of M’s site being the ocassional haven for some of us ner’do wells … someone has to do his light work for him, while he’s out keeping our skies safe and such. Hey, re-reading the above, how come all I got was a couple of Tiparillos and a smile? *grin*.

  15. Bill H Comment by Bill H

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    MegaTroopX:

    My question is twofold: Why would being married to people from allied countries be forbidden, and why Israel in particular? If this just them getting the red-headed stepchild treatment from us again?

    The Pollard case should ring a bell. I personally don’t blame the Israelis per se, but if you take Pollard one step further- example, marrying an Israeli- my guess is it can cause considerable amounts of intelligence damage. I can easily be wrong, knowing little to nothing about intel operations, but just my opinion is I really would rather that our allies get the info they need straight up, rather than spying on us. I’ll go on a limb here and say they feel the same way about us.

  16. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    What Bill H said.

    Obviously, I don’t know the exact reasons for the U.S. rules, but I suspect they’re pretty much the same as for other countries.

    A foreign national spouse who isn’t naturalized is, for all intents and purposes, not bound by allegiance to the nation in which they reside. Yes, I know full well that you’re not supposed to tell your spouse anything that might be classified under any circumstances, but we also all know that people with a clearance have a habit of forgetting that the rules apply on their off-hours as well and most certainly around their loved ones. Not that people are in the habit of sharing classified files with their significant other, but it’s bloody hard to keep everything compartmentalized in a marriage and still expect the marriage to work. That tiny tidbit of information that you innocently shared with your spouse thinking nothing of it and certainly meaning no harm might just be something that should have never gotten out.

    This goes for citizen spouses as well, of course, but in the case of a foreign national it gets quite a bit more complicated. A foreign national is, after all, still “owned” by his or her home country, which gives said nation a heck of a lot more leverage over him or her than had he or she been naturalized.

    If a foreign national is married to a native and yet, for some reason, hasn’t become naturalized, you have to start wondering about those reasons. It’s a matter of divided loyalties. It could be because the individual in question doesn’t want to cut the ties, wants to keep the right to vote, wants to maintain the option of going back, any number of reasons. And all of those reasons give their native nation a handle on them.

    Does this mean that people living here who aren’t naturalized are automatically suspect and likely traitors? Of course not, their reasons for maintaining ties to their country of birth are most likely as innocent as the day is long, but it’s still a risk, and you don’t like risks when you’re dealing with classified information. Better safe than sorry and, even if the individual is as honest as the day is long, their native government still has them by the balls to an extent as long as they’re still their citizens, and foreign governments, any government, might just one day find it advantageous to cash in on that.

    As to the “special treatment” of Israeli foreign nationals, I obviously can’t say for sure, but I agree with Bill H that the Pollard case probably has a lot to do with it. Also, the Israelis are known to be — unorthodox in their methods when it comes to their national security (something for which I don’t blame them one little bit. If I were the head of a speck of land in an ocean of deranged, homicidal mooselimbs, you’d damn well better believe that I’d use every angle available to me if I felt that the national security depended on it), so it may be that the powers that be find it more likely that the Israeli government might apply the thumbscrews to their nationals living abroad, should they consider it necessary.

    I don’t know, I’m just guessing, but that’s my best guess.

  17. Gribbit Comment by Gribbit

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    Here’s an idea… Just spit balling mind you…

    But what if we were to just insert the name Barack Obama a couple of lines below our posts? The trackback bots will scrape and pick it up.

    Ie:

    (Barack Obama)

  18. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Regarding Obama, while I agree that some diplomacy is necessary, I do not think that we can meet with those who would just as soon as see us dead. We should at least wait intil what we can and can’t do,and we should not agree to meet with them until we have something to offer, and they do also.

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    I second Gribbit’s suggestion

  20. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Whaddaya drink Gribbet?,
    The best mayhem can be so simple.
    Well,,Can you say John Hancock?
    Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack Obama,

  21. terry smyth Comment by terry smyth

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    misha: I have a daughter, married to a really patriotic USMC Major in Tx.OK
    She, and I are from Australia.Ive lived here for the past 35 years when I migrated from NZ.(good move)
    This daughter of mine( a “foreign national”)is about as patriotic an american as any of you guys posting here.
    We both love america and americans( well she does anyway), mine is non sxul(as yet)(bwhahahha)
    To say that non citizens from Australia may be a security risk is pushing at the envelope.
    Aussies aint euros, we have a built in sense of worth and the US is the second most worthy place (after aus) that any of us need to know about.
    Re the Israelies:If we were in the same prediciment: small land mass, surrounded by fanatical haters: determined to hold on to what we believe in,having a need for better technology any which way, then pollard is innocent and the US state department( or from some of the determinations issued- the russian or iranian state department) shoud take some flak for the grossly negative stance they take re pollard.
    Sheesh! is aussie had the tech wouldnt the US try to steal it. Or would you just buy the country to get it.No sale brother.Were independant, except when we need you, just like you need us.
    Like WW1,WW2,Vietnam,Iraq.We look after each other as we are brothers and sisters. We look after each other as we feel able to.
    FETE :em34:

  22. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Thanks guys. :em69: Lots of detail. I guess I meant to ask if the rules applied if the SO is fully naturalized. I would think not if an SSBI turned up nothing. Otherwise you have a stratification of citizenship.

  23. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    misha: I have a daughter, married to a really patriotic USMC Major in Tx.OK
    She, and I are from Australia.Ive lived here for the past 35 years when I migrated from NZ.(good move)
    This daughter of mine( a “foreign national”)is about as patriotic an american as any of you guys posting here.

    We both love america and americans( well she does anyway), mine is non sxul(as yet)(bwhahahha)
    To say that non citizens from Australia may be a security risk is pushing at the envelope.

    Terry:

    Please don’t get me wrong, mate. I’m not making the rules and no, I’m most certainly not saying that foreign nationals are automatically suspect. As a matter of fact, I made a point of that in the comment.

    Or, to use myself as an example, I certainly didn’t just discover my patriotism on the day I was sworn in, so please don’t think that I’m impugning yours.

    But the fact remains, you have to have screening rules and guidelines. Take car insurance, for instance. I was a damn sight more safe and responsible behind the wheel when I was a youngster than most bluehairs, soccer moms and stressed out business executives, but the statistics still say that males aged 16-25 are more likely to have an accident, hence I ended up paying higher premiums than the latter. Is it fair? Not to me it wasn’t, but overall it’s probably a pretty good business decision.

    Whether our security clearance guidelines and no-nos are “a pretty good business decision” as well is, of course, open to argument (just as the insurance industry’s are), and there is no doubt that they’re blatantly unfair in some people’s cases, maybe even the majority of cases, but I’m sure they weren’t just thought up out of thin air.

  24. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Ya’ll start talking too much about Cubano cigars and next thing you know Limbaugh is gonna drop by and scope out the place *grin*.

    Good.  Let’m steal someone else’s  name for Bill Clinton for a change. 

    Oh, and “Barack Obama”. 

  25. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    Osama Obama is nothing but a cheap Chicago machine politician. He is a racist asshole and a complete commmie moron.

  26. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    terry smyth; I don’t know if this is relevant but I had an experience of my own. I enlisted in the Navy at seventeen, right out of high school. My mother had to sign. But at the time of my birth in Los Angeles she was an Australian citizen. Born and raised in New South Wales, she met my father after the war, they married, she returned to the states with him. But I was asked when I enlisted, after mom signed, to declare my allegiance. You see, I unknowingly had a choice, Australian or American citizenship. I do not know why. Looking at my mother, I said, “I am an American.” I lived in Oz six months, visited twice, loved her then and still do to this day. I cannot think of a better friend to America than the Aussies.