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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Genocidal Islamofascist Hatemonger Whines About Racism in Prison (UPDATED)
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No, we’re not kidding you, and the violent asswipe is none other than Captain Hook himself, the one-armed wonder of Finsbury Park, who was, at long last, imprisoned for openly inciting violence and murder. You could add felony chutzpah to the charges now, were it a crime.

The wife of Abu Hamza, the jailed Muslim cleric, has complained about her husband’s treatment in a high-security London prison.

Hamza, 49, dubbed the “preacher of hate”, is serving seven years for inciting the murder of non-Muslims.

In a letter to a London-based Islamic organisation, Nagat Mostafa, 46, said her husband claimed to be the victim of racist bullying and Islamophobia in Belmarsh jail.

We believe it’s time to bring out our Imperial Nanotech Violinist again:

Play us a song, Mr. Nanotech Violinist, and make it a really, really sad one.

Her letter to al-Maqreze Centre for Historical Studies was sent shortly after Hamza - who is fitted with hooks on both hands - underwent surgery in May to remove an inch of bone from his left arm stump, which had become infected.

That’s what happens when you use your stump to pound yourself up the arse while you long for your sweet goat Fatima that you had to leave behind.

She wrote: “I would like to bring to your attention the current plight of my husband…

Please do. Especially if his plight is a particularly nasty and gruesome one. We could surely use the laugh.

“The reason that his arm needed further amputation was because of the removal of his prostheses, resulting in him constantly putting pressure on the remainder of his fore limbs.

Awww… They took away his hook! By the way, we note with approval that you didn’t refer to the animal’s upper appendages as his “forearms“, suggesting that you must have done very well indeed in Biology.

As there is no soft furnishing in his cell,

Hold it a minute. We’re going to have to go ask Mr. Nanotech Violinist to tone it down a bit. He’s getting quite carried away right now.

he has been suffering considerable pain…

Mmmmm… Sweet, sweet pain… Pardon us, love, while we try to rearrange the woody we suddenly seem to be sporting.

After surgery, before he had even recovered from the anaesthetic,

They used anaesthetics? Thanks for letting us know. That’s going out of their pay.

he was returned to Belmarsh, only to be told he had to move from his cell to another one. He was so weak and unable to stand that he refused, resulting in him being put in solitary confinement…

Guess he did move to another cell after all then, didn’t he? Seeing as how he allegedly “couldn’t stand”, we hope that the warden had him kicked and rolled all the way. Down several flights of stairs.

“My husband says the racist bullying and Islamophobia against him have intensified.”

Oh the poor dear. You do realize that your poor darling put-upon master was thrown in the slammer for openly inciting his 7th century followers to murder unbelievers, don’t you? We’re just saying this to point out the true magnitude of our supreme indifference to his plight. Is there a pisslamic version of the saying “what goes around, comes around?”

The contents of the letter were disclosed by the Maqreze Centre, which called the cleric’s treatment “unjust” and said it feared he could die behind bars.

One man’s fear is another man’s fondest, most cherished hope.

An estimated one in six of Belmarsh’s 920 prisoners is Muslim. Prison officers gave warning last week of the threat of extremists “radicalising” inmates.

Steve Gough, the vice-chairman of the Prison Officers’ Association, said: “If you go to Belmarsh you’d see 20 going to Friday prayers a few years ago. Now you’ll see 150.

“Put it this way, we’re a power station and you don’t want us to explode. The radical Muslims make the IRA look like kittens.”

We hope that you’re just saying this because you want to fix the problem by shooting them in the back of the head.

Because if you’re saying it to suggest that it would be better if those raging psychotics were let loose to roam free among defenseless women and children in order to not inconvenience your precious barge-arse with their presence in your jails, then we have some plans for you too.

We haven’t fleshed the details of those plans out as of yet, but when we read aloud a very preliminary draft to a serial murderer, rapist and cannibal locked in the Imperial Dungeon, he projectile vomited for three hours straight, dug his fingers into his ears and ripped out his eardrums with his fingernails, and he hasn’t been doing much other than drooling and shivering ever since.

Everyone’s a critic these days, and we hadn’t even added the truly nasty bits yet.

UPDATE: As a service to mankind and compassion, LC & IB Howie at The Jawa Report offers a previous statement of Abu Hookhand’s to see if we can’t evoke at least some sympathy for the horribly persecuted Haji:

According to Abu Hamza, Jewish people were subhuman and no further up the evolutionary scale than monkeys. It was Allah’s will that they should be exterminated. He even seemed to suggest that Adolf Hitler had been sent to earth by Allah to carry out the task. ‘Not only did they become monkeys, but Allah put a law on Earth that wherever always Allah will send in people to humiliate them, to kill them, and to punish them. And Hitler is not far from us,’ said Hamza….

Nope. Not a twitch on the SympathyMeter™ here either, Howie. We both seem to have them calibrated just fine.

25 Responses to “Genocidal Islamofascist Hatemonger Whines About Racism in Prison (UPDATED)”
  1. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    First.

    I don’t see why they have to be allowed to practice their religion behind bars. There should be no opportunity for them to evangelize, since they shouldn’t be allowed in contact with other sentient beings.

  2. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    Are they not supposed to put them down if they are unclaimed after a week?

    If euthanasia is too expensive, there is always drowning.

  3. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Any detainee, in any country, who was caught up in the bumpersticker “War on Terror” which Bush and the Neocons foisted on the world should be covered under the United States Constitution, regardless of where they live, were caught, are being held, or their legal status.

  4. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    Hmmmm…

    “Islamophobia” - break it down, and that comes out to something along the lines of ‘an irrational fear of Islam’ (ostensibly also extended to ‘practitioners of..’)

    But if this fellow was arrested/tried/convicted for inciting the mass-murder of non-muslims in the name of Islam, then I guess that fear (at very least in his case) has been proven to be actually quite ‘rational’.

    …So what is the word for ‘Perfectly Reasonable and Justified Fear of Islam’?

    Someone needs to pin that down and get it to that woman, so she stops using the wrong word.

    Just to be helpful.

    - MuscleDaddy

  5. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    BOO FUCKING HOO!

    I am so sad, maybe cair and the aclu can help him out, poor fellow. :em98:

  6. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Ah, good to see our violinist back on the job. I assume you solved his issue with the contract negotiations.

    resulting in him constantly putting pressure on the remainder of his fore limbs.

    Indeed she did well in biology.

    Schadenfreude, how sweet you are !!!

  7. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    what balls. I mean, to have the nerve to complain about that, through his wife, to a newspaper. what a load.

    I can only hope, with the greatest of sincerity, that his pain and suffering continues until his death. :em69:

  8. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu

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    Vergeltung: Well, he does have to wipe his ass with that hook hand. Some consolation there.

  9. CiSSnarl5.7 Comment by CiSSnarl5.7

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    Scratches his head….”Hey Boss!..Is this damn givefuckometer broke again..?!?”

  10. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    It was Allah’s will that they should be exterminated. He even seemed to suggest that Adolf Hitler had been sent to earth by Allah to carry out the task.

    Truer words were never spoken, I am quite sure their moon god AKA Baalzebul did indeed inspire Adolf.

  11. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    AWwwwwww poor baby. If he wants sympothy from people like me, whom he would like to kill he has a surprise coming. :em99: :em72:

  12. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Yeah my giveadamn is busted on this one too. If he is getting 3 hots and a cot then we are being generous with him. :em12:

  13. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    Comment by kwongdzu

    Vergeltung: Well, he does have to wipe his ass with that hook hand. Some consolation there.

    ouch, that’s a nasty thought! :em93: how the heck does he do anything in the bathroom without hands!?!? :em72:

    everything must be so…….messy. :em99:

  14. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Well, he does have to wipe his ass with that hook hand. Some consolation there.

    The hook should be drenched in hot sauce first.

  15. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    everything must be so…….messy.

    Well, he DID get an infection in one forelimb or the other…

    And was this the dumbass that blew his hands off while trying to make a bomb? Or am I thinking of some other member of the middle eastern moronathon?

  16. Unregistered Comment by LC EFA

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    ouch, that’s a nasty thought! how the heck does he do anything in the bathroom without hands!?!?

    I’m sure he has a lot of “ASSintance” from the other inmates when he hits the showers.

    “damn Abu , you done dropped the soap AGAIN”

  17. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    To Abu Hazma’s wife who think that you can get sympathy for her loud mouth spouse while he’s being taking to task for his nasty rhetoric by True Brits, even if they are criminals, all I can say is this,

    Ha Ha, you’re a tool!

  18. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    He is not truly of the jihad. A true jihadi laughs at the west’s feeble torture attempts.
    He’s urged countless others to go meet bloody mayhem,,and here we see, the flaming fountain of faith,,,cryin’ like crack-freak over a broken pipe,,HA!
    His wimpy, whiney demands for sympathy and special treatment shames his jihadi cadre, make’s allah (pbuh) very annoyed.
    Good.
    ‘Bet his superiors are even bigger puss-cakes. They like their victims frail and helpless.

    BTW, This IS one of the strategies laid out in the Manchester Document.

  19. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Cry me a motherfucking river!!!!! :em72:

  20. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    One of the worst of the Islamofascists, glad to see he’s locked up and enjoying it.

  21. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Well, he does have to wipe his ass with that hook hand. Some consolation there.

    You’re joking, I assume.

    Of course, he is provided with a taxpayer-financed personal asswiper- presumably with some sort of medical training.

  22. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    And I’m sure it’s the British taxpayer who is footing the hospital bill for this freak.

    If the wife reads this, I say you both can go pound a bag of pig manure up your unholy assholes.

    Boo.F**kin’.Hoo.

  23. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Sure seems like these boys can dish it out but can’t take it…….

  24. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    ‘Not only did they become monkeys,

    Become monkeys? I thought they were born of pig and monkeys. Can’t the imam’s even keep their rhetoric straight?

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