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(Via LC & IB Dan Riehl)

I love stuff like this, because it serves to remind me why I used to support the President. It doesn’t make up for all of his screwups and betrayals, not even a little bit, but it is sure to make me smile every time:

NEW YORK At a recent press conference at Camp David, President George Bush insulted BBC political editor Nick Robinson, the Daily Mirror reports.

And why on Earth would the President insult a staff member from al-Jazeera on the Thames? The mind boggles.

Robinson, who has asked Bush pointed questions in the past such as whetherthe president was “in denial” over the Iraq war,

Well… I suppose that would be one reason. But still, how can one possibly defend a President insulting somebody who hasn’t done anything worse than insult his intelligence and cast aspersions about his mental health?

Very easily, padawans, very easily. Let’s just say that, had Lil’ Nicky insulted His Imperial Majesty like that, getting an insult in return would be the most pleasant part of our response. Those terrorist watch lists that Homeland works up do get screwed up occasionally, for instance.

posed a question to Bush about whether he could trust visiting British Prime Minister Gordon Brown not to “cut and run” from Iraq.

Bush replied with a dismissal: “Are you still hanging around?”

Mheh. But wait, there’s more:

Later on, Bush poked fun at the bare-pate of Robinson, joking, “You’d better cover up your bald head, it’s getting hot out.”

The windup…

The respected British reporter shot back, “I didn’t know you cared.”

“Respected” by whom? Ayman al-Zawahiri?

And here comes the pitch…:

Bush responded with a cool, “I don’t.”

Going, going, it’s out of the ballpark!

The Mirror reports that Bush then “snorted disdainfully” and “walked away to laughter.”

Did somebody remember to call the Waaaaahmbulance for him?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UPDATE: While we’re talking about verbal bitchslaps, let’s not forget this one:

LC & IB Robert Spencer of Jihadwatch is scheduled to speak at a Young America’s Foundation get together. Naturally, once the un-indicted Hamas front organization CAIR got wind of somebody daring to speak the truth in public, they promptly showed their “tolerance” and support for free speech by having their attorneys send YAF a nastygram, threatening legal action unless they cancelled Spencer’s appearance or made sure that he wouldn’t say anything “false or defamatory”, which means “anything that might make the Religion of Peace look not quite as peaceful as they’d have you believe, truth be damned.” Along with the usual unsubstantiated claims that Spencer has issued “false and defamatory statements” in the past, of course, which makes you wonder why CAIR’s legal eagles haven’t filed suit yet. Could it be that — THEY’RE FULL OF RANCID GOATSHIT?

Anyway, all of this is leading up to YAF’s response to CAIR, which is a thing of pure beauty:

“CAIR can go to Hell and they can take their 72 virgins with them.”

Beauty, mate! So — wonderfully appropriate.

Here’s a hint for you dishtowel-wearing lunatic mau-mauers: In this nation, unlike the turd world cesspools your “religion” hails from, we have this thing called “The First Amendment.”

In case you still feel justified in trying to violate it and using blatant threats to suppress it, we have another Amendment too. It’s right below the first one and is, logically enough, called “The Second Amendment.” We’ll leave it to you pissants to discuss among yourselves just what we might mean by that.

Oh, and speaking of First Amendment Rights, our recently deceased friend, Oinky the Pig, would like you to know that your “holy book” doesn’t taste anywhere near as good as apples:

Speaking of apples: How do you like them ones?

Fuckwits.

21 Responses to ““Take That, Cue Ball” (With an Update)”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    First- Buuuwaaahhaaaaaaaa

    Jorge must have been feeling his oats and just got lucky with that Astronomically Proportioned Clue-Batting™.

    :em41:

  2. MasterGuns, Imperial Marine Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Marine

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    Dayummmmm…….maybe the boy is growing his nads back…..albeit a bit late.

    Semper Fi

  3. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    You just ruined a few pounds of good sausage meat still attached to that head.

  4. MuscleDaddy Comment by MuscleDaddy

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    I guess George figured he should pick up some of the bitch-slapping slack, since Tony’s been sick lately.

    HOO-AH FOR THE YAF!
    (I have their Reagan poster up @ the office!)

    The best part of that story, though, was the third update:

    UPDATE at 8/1/07 2:46:09 pm:

    The author of the legal threats above is apparently also the general counsel for the Democratic National Committee.

    - MuscleDaddy

    (P.S. - Your Imperial Rottieness, have my emails been making it to you?)

  5. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Now whatever did “Oinky” do to you to force him to endure tasting that rancid bucket of owl-shit? Even post-mortal coil shuffling.

    It will add some dietary fiber to his GI system, wherever that might be as it appears to be missing.

  6. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    Nice to see El President feeling his oats for a change. Wish he would do the same toward the Dems and Paliswines. (one can always hope I guess)

    And how could you post such an insulting picture!!
    I took one look and was shocked … being from the Midwest far from any major city, it struck very close to home. Sir, it is a slap in the face to every self respecting pig to have a picture of one of their fallen brethren with that piece of offal in its mouth! Nice use of color and texture though.

  7. LC & IB GuyS Comment by LC & IB GuyS

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    JB,

    Didn’t see your coment while posting my own…GMTA!

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  9. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    You know, alot of other bloggers get death threats from the muslim wankers and Misha gets… nothing.

    I wonder if it has to do with the known fact that he carries and will be more than happy to shoot instead of negotiate?

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    It will add some dietary fiber to his GI system, wherever that might be as it appears to be missing.

    Yeah. The two were separated in a tragic hunting accident involving, if I remember correctly, a KA-BAR.

    You know, alot of other bloggers get death threats from the muslim wankers and Misha gets… nothing.

    I’ve been wondering the same thing, Deathknyte, and I do believe that your analysis is spot on. The Assholes for Allah™ are known to prefer women and children, preferably the unarmed variety, and since I fall into neither category… Poor little pants-pissing, puling, nadless, cowardly sacks of shit.

    Maybe they should be renamed to the “Religion of RUN AWAY!!!”

    P.S.: How’s LC Krondax doing? Drop me a note or something, please.

  11. Unregistered Comment by Agathon

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    So we’re happy with the president again because he resurrected his inner frat boy and made insults about someone being bald, followed by the always mature “I didn’t know you cared.” / “I don’t” parry?

    You know, I don’t care who this guy was. This is just not what I need in a president.
    We already have more than enough snide, self-satisfied jerks to take care of our insult quota. I need someone who can pick the right wars, fight them to win, send relief to Americans in disaster areas, and put qualified people in important jobs. That’s what I care about. And I have a feeling George would respond to me the same way he responded to the reporter–with a derisive snort and a haughty “I don’t” as he leaves the room.

  12. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe

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    I’ve figured out why His Rottieness can’t get a fartwaaahhh–the muzzies are scared of him. They’re AOK attacking girls, cartoonists, doddering pacifist authors (ever notice the lovely, recently ex-Mrs. Rushdie fairly hoovers the pork dishes on Top Chef–I love it!), but they’re not touching anyone they fear/respect. F’in cowards.

  13. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    nice to see the prez putting that :em72: journalist in his place. very nice. almost as good when him and the veep were caught off mic/on mic calling that one guy an a$$-hole. :em93:

  14. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Nice to here the President put the smackdown on an ass from the once highly respected BBC. As for CAIR being bitchslapped,

    ALRIGHT!!!!! About time someone told them off. :) I can’t wait to hear how they responded. I would if it would be in the same as the German Commander when he got the NUTS response to his surrender demands? You know, confused!

  15. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    Rats, should’ve been, I wonder if it…

  16. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Now why the hell can’t he do that to Nanny Nancy and her sock puppet Harriet Reid and their flea bitten mutt Teddy? He feels snotty enough to bitchslap a pantywaist Journaljizzer but not the Treasonous Trio from DC?

  17. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Regarding Bush- he he Regarding the Jihad watch comment about the 72 virgns :em99: :em93: I love the first amendment :em69:

  18. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    So we’re happy with the president again because he resurrected his inner frat boy and made insults about someone being bald, followed by the always mature “I didn’t know you cared.” / “I don’t” parry?

    Nope.

    I’m not in the least bit happy with him. He’s one of the worst, lying, backstabbing fuckwits to have ever called himself a “conservative”.

    But I do enjoy it when a nattering nabob member of the chatterati gets put in his fucking place, no matter who does it.

  19. Unregistered Comment by agathon

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    Fair enough.

  20. LC George guy, Prophet of Neofederalism Comment by LC George guy, Prophet of Neofederalism

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    Insults are great but I think a good tirade has to begin with something relevant to what the concerned idiotarian is talking about.

    Like for example “Have you even been to Iraq? I mean the actual country, not the Baghdad Hilton.” Then proceed to draw attention to his genetic defects and perhaps top it off with whatever will truly make him weep.
    As for CAIR, here’s an evil neocon cartoon regarding Dougie’s latest antics.

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