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The results of the official investigation into The New People’s Republic’s “Baghdad Diarrheist”, Scott Boochump, are in:

After a thorough investigation that lasted nearly a week the 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division has concluded that the allegations made by Private Thomas Scott Beauchamp, the “Baghdad Diarist”, have been

“refuted by members of his platoon and proven to be false”

That would be all the allegations, by the way, including the “melted woman” story that TNR’s Franklin FUBAR first “confirmed” as having taken place at FOB Falcon in Iraq, then one week later his “anonymous source” “confirmed” it as having taken place in Kuwait and, presumably, he’ll “confirm” it as having taken place in a strip bar in St. Louis when the TNR staff returns from their sudden vacation.

16 Responses to “And Now… Great Moments in Journajizzmic Egg on the Face”
  1. LXi Comment by LXi

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    First!

    We knew it all along - filthy stinkin’ liar…

  2. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    The fact that he wasn’t typing with his nose because both his arms had been broken off at the shoulders by fellow soldiers for daring to make fun of a woman who had been injured by an IED told me he was talking out of his ass. I have yet to meet anyone in the military who would allow any asswipe to get away with that.

  3. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I have yet to meet anyone in the military who would allow any asswipe to get away with that.

    But… You don’t UNDERSTAND! That wasn’t his fault! He had been “dehumanized by the horrors of war!”

    Except that, well, it wasn’t really in Iraq. It was in Kuwait, before he’d even seen a day of war. Perhaps he’d been “pre-emptively dehumanized?” Perhaps it was his grueling tour of the motor pool in Germany that did it to him?

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Hey what’s that smell? Oh, it’s TNR’s credibility. :em72: Sorry, anyone have a napkin or sumthin? Eeew

  5. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

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    Having refuted Scott Beauchamp’s lies, here’s hoping the “other members of his platoon” are now hosting a blanket party for the little bastard as well…right before he gets court-martialed and drummed out of the Army.

    And even if the “melted woman” story is indeed false, part of Beauchamp’s punishment ought to be a tour of the burn wards at Walter Reed Army Hospital and Bethesda, during which Beauchamp is forced to personally apologize to every maimed soldier and/or family member of a maimed soldier he encounters.

    That ought to be part of the punishment for his bosses at TNR, too.

  6. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

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    AND we have the Left whingers at HuffingGlue and the Kostards apologizing in 3…2…1…?????????

    They called us Right wing nazis all sorts of bad things.

  7. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    AND we have the Left whingers at HuffingGlue and the Kostards apologizing in 3…2…1…?????????

    The left never feels it needs to stoop to “apologies”. They are for lesser peoples you know.

  8. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

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    There’s no such charge as ‘conduct unbecoming a PFC’, is there? I know there’s ‘conduct unbecoming an NCO’ and ‘conduct unbecoming an officer’.

    Yeah, I know, they can give him a discharge ‘for the good of the Army’, but I’d rather see him spend a few weeks in Leavenworth first.

    Either way, this puke deserves a BCD. Try getting a real job with one of those, Snott.

  9. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN

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    Lemme see…..just checkin’ the Duty Roster from Platoon HQ………Pvt Beauchamp, Butt Party on the Flamethrower Range. Transportation at 0700……..

  10. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    What he should do is live in Walter Reed, and have to take care of the patients there-give the nursing aids a few weeks off. :em93:

    [All better- JB]

  11. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Mindy
    stop beating your head about a typo! You might damage your brain and be unable to post!

    That is actually a really excellent idea. It would be really useful to humanity and give him a grip on what real injuries are like. However, if he was an asshole to the patients, that would be horrible–close supervision.

    What area of the US are you from? I’ve noticed that you appear when it’s REALLY late on the West Coast.

  12. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Make the prick defuse IEDs…

    …while wearing boxing gloves.

  13. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    PC-

    Mindy
    stop beating your head about a typo! You might damage your brain and be unable to post!

    See there, no worries. All you need to do is ask for management clean-up on the Aisle (comment) number.

    :em93:

  14. Unregistered Comment by leoni2

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    SO, it been declared refuted? That’s nice to hear, but I’m more curious about what they plan to do with Private Beauchump? I mean, other then the blanket party that he’s deserved being given by his fellow soldiers. Hopefully, he’ll end up getting what he deserved.

    As for TNR, just watch, they’re going to keep defending this before trying to pretend it never happened. I’m hoping to enjoy the fun this’ll bring. :em99: I just love comedy acts. :em95:

  15. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    He needs flying lessons, the kind my friend Joshua talked about. Enemy cong in a chopper a thousand feet up. Point at one, “Talk”, he remained silent, thrown out the door. Pointing at the next one…
    They bounce from that height, I’m told. But then again, there are runways available…..

  16. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    To psycho chick-I am from New York :em69: