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My timing is just perfect, as always.

I’ve been struggling with some minor abdominal discomfiture for the last two days and, thinking that it was just one of those “something I ate/24 hour stomach flu/too much cheese on the pizza” things, I just did what I usually do and waited for it to pass. And, as a matter of fact, it did become marginally more comfortable yesterday afternoon, so I fully expected it to be gone today.

Not so. After a long night of waking up in pain, going back to sleep, waking up again etc., it ended up being worse this morning.

So it’s off to the doc for me which, of course, means that the Empire will continue to suck mightily.

I think I’ll go cry now.

34 Responses to “If It Wasn’t For Bad Luck…”
  1. LC Scott Comment by LC Scott

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    Dam Sir we will wish you the best of luck.

    Just don’t let those quacks poke you too much.

  2. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    I see you’ve been drinking the moat water again.

  3. Unregistered Comment by jewells52

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    Hope you feel better! Let us know whats up.

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Hope it’s nothing important. My prayers, Majesty.

  5. cmblake6 Comment by cmblake6

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    Be well, Sire. Hopefully the Medicine Man knows his shit!

  6. WayneB Comment by WayneB

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    I certainly feel for you. When I moved three years ago, I came down with a bug as I was driving back from renting the truck. That was probably the longest day in my memory: work for 30-45 minutes, then sit down because I couldn’t move any more, go puke, feel a little better and go back to working. Yes, I definitely feel your pain.

    I hope you get better soon.

  7. LC & IB Kat, GLOR Comment by LC & IB Kat, GLOR

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    Sire, I truly hope it’s nothing serious. If you had been nauseated, I would have suggested peppermints as a palliative, or some ginger tea (heck, my sister swore by papaya seeds for her morning sickness!). Pain, however, is definitely something for the doctor.

    Praying G-d’s wisdom on the doc, and a clear head with skilled hands, Sire - and that our Lord lays His healing hand upon you, so that you return to your normal robust and irascible health, LOL

  8. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Feel Better, Boss.

    In the immortal words of Ronald Reagan, as he was being wheeled into surgery after an assasination attempt: “Please tell me you’re all Republicans!”

  9. mithglin Comment by mithglin

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    Sending lots of get well wishes to you Sire!

    mithlgin

  10. Unregistered Comment by demonicgerbil

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    Hope you get better and it’s nothing serious.

  11. Unregistered Comment by aries37

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    Whatever it is, GET IT FIXED BEFORE HILLARY-CARE!!

    I know laughing hurts right now but go here and laugh with the Iraqis at al Qaeda.

    Its from Micheal Yon, so you know its good!

  12. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Hmmm, perhaps that Tilapia from the other night. You should’ve stuck with the meatloaf you were supposed to have instead.

    By the way, your timing sucks.

    Get well soon, you’ve got some moving to do.

  13. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Milord, do you still have your appendix, or had it been taken out in your long-past recent youth?

    Whatever it is, hope they give you some very nice pain-killers.

  14. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Hope you’ll get better soon.

  15. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    There IS no good timing for being ill, but during a move is particularly difficult.

    Get the Imperial Physicians to work ’round the clock on this for You, Sire. That’s why they get paid the big clinky coinage - plus it reflects badly on their Royal Reputations when the Imperial Self feels even a smidge subpar. It also can adversely affect their Royal Job Security. (Not to mention, their Royal Ability-To-Continue-Breathing! )

    Rest and be well, Misha.

  16. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Trooper:

    Whatever it is, hope they give you some very nice pain-killers.

    Yeah, serious pain will change your attitude about narcotics.

  17. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Thank you all!

    The doc isn’t TOO concerned about it (and he’s a damn good doc, so if he’s not overly worried, neither am I), leaning towards a case of constipation linked with a manageable intestinal infection. So manage it we will, per the usual methods (oh joy).

    However, he also said that if it doesn’t feel a lot better by tomorrow, he’d very much like an X-ray.

    It’d damn well BETTER be better by tomorrow, because I simply don’t have time for this.

  18. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Sire
    I told ya not to eat the troll scrapings. Seriously, I hope it’s nothing serious, I’ll be sending some words up to Sky Six for ya.

  19. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    leaning towards a case of constipation linked with a manageable intestinal infection. So manage it we will, per the usual methods (oh joy).

    Ahh, the always enjoyable 3 day, 4 night, all expenses paid trip to your bathroom. Take pictures, tell us all about it when you return.

  20. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I am sorry to hear that you are going through all of that.

    Get better soon, or we will have to send Hillary down to evaluate.

  21. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    Get better soon, or we will have to send Hillary down to evaluate.

    You know, DJ, that I suspect he could find some way to combine his constipation and a Hillary visit into an… explosive, yet entertaining piece of political demonstration.

    All protected by the First Amendment, if not his trousers.

  22. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Hillary is an enema to our current troubles. Unfortunately, once you unplug that dam, there is nothing to stem the flow of shit.

    Everyone (left and right) are bemoaning the actions or this current idiotstick in office. The problem is, we don’t usually feel the effects of an adminstration until after that adminstration is long gone.

    But all of this has gotten off the track — get well, Misha, and get your move over with. THEN you can get sick.

  23. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    get well, Misha, and get your move over with. THEN you can get sick.

    Just pick which movement you start first….. some are harder to interrupt than others.

    And best wishes for a complete and speedy recovery.

  24. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Sorry you’re going through all this shit, Sire…or is it a matter of shit going through you? Get well.

  25. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Did the Imperial Food Taster™ take a day off?

  26. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    I suppose it’s like the political process.

    Painful, stagnant turgidity interrupted by periods of unpleasant, hurried high-pressure movement, with the only constant being the fact that there is a seemingly unending supply of shit, a persistent, unpleasant smell, and a vague feeling that the process leaves one unclean.

  27. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    seagoon :em99: :em99:

  28. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    Hope you feel better soon, stomach problems are no fun.

  29. Dick Comment by Dick

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    Let us know if you die, m’kay?

  30. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    I suppose it’s also like the justice system, so you’re not really sick, you’re just going to spend a few days sequestered in your chamber while you nominate some judges.

  31. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    I haven’t said anything, because I couldn’t think of anything suitably clever. Just think–they are microbes. They are totally inferior to you. They have no consciousness. You are better than they are! Vanquish them!

  32. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    Just remember to document, or else you can’t compete!
    Let the Games Begin!!

  33. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Seagoon - have you been channeling the spirit of BC?

    Well, anyway, hope His Imperial Majesty feels better soon. Spewing vile filth at random intervals is a job for Congress. :em72:

  34. Unregistered Comment by seagoon

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    Duke, please- there are to my knowledge no nekkid fornicating fat women on that link.

    I would be afraid to channel BC, because I am not so strong in the ways of the dark side…