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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Just In Case You Were Wondering
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After many calls, emails, and Yahoo instant message questions, I can unequivocally state that all is well with His Sithiness, Emperor Misha I, and family. What with all the minor details of moving the Palace, executions of recalcitrant servants and staff, sighting in all approaches into the security zone, planting mines and claymores (yes, the shipment arrived), there has been no time left for the normal avalanche of fine posts here at the Rott from da’ Boss.

Furthermore, the task of actually making a living, that even our Emperor is forced to submit to, is beginning to pile up.

I’ve been in direct contact, via secure channels with the Palace and all is well at the Imperial Clocktower™.

Thanks to our loyal readers for the concern and the rest of the Imperial Staph will do our best to keep a multitude of rants, raves and fisks of the first-order coming daily. Trust me, we’ll return to assimilation of the blogosphere quite soon at full strength.

END MESSAGE-JB SENDS-NO CARRIER @%#$$%^^&^&&&@######

19 Responses to “Just In Case You Were Wondering”
  1. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Of course it helps if I quit futzing with the site so that you can actually read the damn thing…

    I have been gussying it up and I am almost done…

    Oh and first!

  2. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Second.

    Without putting in The Fix™.

    Enjoy the settle-in, boss.

    I’d rather pass a baseball through my urethra than move.

  3. Unregistered Comment by Chairborne Ranger

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    Good luck with the move. Moving always causes something between :em96: and :em94:. Hope it doesn’t fubar too much.

  4. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Glad to hear all is well - I was beginning to think it was ME. Three consecutive comments eaten, with a message that the site had been placed in maintenance mode, try again later, kinda has a DU flavor, ya know?

  5. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Futzing is good,
    My futzing saves my boss hunnerts of thousands of sweat-sheckels.

    Futz away Maestro! This is your field!

    Gotta go,,multi-story metal-futzing afoot..’hope there’s a friendly breeze today.

  6. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    ‘Reckon’ futzing is gonna be the new English word of the week my companieros are gonna haveta’ put up with!,,,snikker,,thanks..

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Glad to know everyone is alright Sire. Was getting ready to call out the Imperial Blood Hounds. :em93:

    Thanks for checking on them for us Bro. :em69:

  8. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    I cant get the Entries RSS to work with thunderbird.
    One day it simply stopped getting entries and tells me that “http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007/?feed=rss2 is not a valid RSS feed” :em98:
    HELP!

  9. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    BTW:

    the rest of the Imperial Staph

    Now it’s a desease?
    :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99:

  10. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    Now it’s a desease?

    Yes it’s a dIsease, with no known cure. At least somebody picked up on my poor attempt at humor.

    :em41:

  11. LC Old Dog Comment by LC Old Dog

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    JB

    Also based on converations with the Emperor via secure means I can describe his workload thusly.

    “Up to his armpits in alligators and does not yet have firm grid co-ordinates on the damn swamp!”

    My vocation and his cross on several levels and this is one. I can truly say better thee than me and rots a ruck buddy.

    :em98: :em93:

  12. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    I cant get the Entries RSS to work with thunderbird.

    Then stop drinking so much of it… (RIMSHOT)

    :em99: I slay me….

  13. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Mo, that was BAD! I’m laughing though.

    I knew all was well with Mein Imperator, the moonbats continue to shriek with terror and wail in agony from sea to shining sea. Sweet, sweet sound it is.

  14. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

    Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

    At least somebody picked up on my poor attempt at humor.

    Got it on the first read there JB. Nicely done sir.

  15. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Prithee, Gentlemen, how do such threads as this degenerate so quickly?

    :em95:

  16. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Dilligence, expertice, exuberance,,

    Lubricants..

  17. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    I had no problem moving to hebron from jerusalem.. the key is beer and pizza… had 10 different buddy’s helping me paint, install light fixtures, plumbing, moving my shit (from 3rd floor apartment to a 2nd floor apartment 45 min away and no elevators)

    Just had to buy LOTS of beer that the supermarket staff must be real suspicios of me lol

    The hardest part was my fucking DSL.. I called up the phone company a week before my move to move my phone line so their like no prob just fax a request in etc.. and we’ll move the line the next day GREATTT..

    Welllll they moved the line but chinch is that they told me they gotta send me a teknishin to turn on the DSL and dude will come august 19th.. so as you can bet on august 1st i was tearing out my hair!! I work online…

    So wiseass me scouts the neighberhood, finds a wifi which happens to be a comfy bench right by my building except that holy hyrax I got bitten by SPIDERS 7 fecking times!!

    The doc at the ER was like “did you declare war on the spider population?”

    anyhows that wasent too bad except that at about 3pm everyday the sun would be smack dab shining at me.. this is Hebron.. nice and close to beersheba i.e. DESERT! so i’d have this 110 degree sun scorching me as I worked ye ok great!

    Well I got my dsl at home and a tan so strong that i’m going to demand y’all call me african american and next person to give me beef is getinbg sued for rashil diskriminashin!

  18. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    I needa tell you all about my co-existance with my 150.000 arab neighbers HA!

    Arabs stink like shit! its fact and I dont care how much of a apologist leftist loonie u can be you cant fucking argue! the arabs have no inkling whatsoever of what a garbage can is! Furthermore the arabs live with their fucking animals I SWEAR!!!

    The first “floor” of their house is a fucking pen for sheep, goats, chickens and whatnot..

    Listen I know machmood has desires but fuck, how can you live with goats and sheep in your house ?

    So I gott walk right thrue arab houses n shit when I walk to the cave of machpela where abraham, isaac, jacob and their wives are buried. Ever so conviently called “the ibrahami mosque” by my lovely arab neighbers.

    Look you fuckwards, stop hijacking every damn thing we have! its bad enough you gotta fuck with micky mouse but leave my holy sites alone!

    I mean what the hell was herod thinking building this HUGE structure around some unimportant cave 800 years before your religion was invented ?

    Man ok whatever! great so i’m telling you.. some arab is going to stab me one day!

    It will take me at least 3 more monthes to get my handgun, till then I gotta walk down this freaky poorly lite path friday night after the shabbat meal at my buddy at like 12am..

  19. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    And the crazy thing as is how I get painted as a extremist, never have and never will attack a arab or vandalise his house.

    I dont particulary like arabs, but as long as he stays away from me and dont try any stunts on me i’m not going to bother him..

    I do have a problem with their smell and I do have a problem with being unarmed..

    In FL it wa about how many times I wish I had a gun, here its about how many times I really needed a gun!

    And yes I know with the laws here I am at a disadvantage, ask crunchy how I flipped when he told me florida’s seld defense laws..

    In fact i’d be very hesitant to even draw my gun, even more hesitant to fire in the air.. and there is a nearly 0 chance i’d fire at someone unless he was standing there point blank with a ak-47 shooting at me..

    Right along the path I walk there are concrete barriers.. few years ago 3 soldiers were killed.. they hesitated to open fire. On the slabs in hebrew was spray painted “better a bad lawyer than a good cantor”

    Had a friend that fired in self defense, some arab kid “claims” he was shot in the foot, there is NO habous corpus (oh deej gimme some leftist outcry) so he couldent actualy drag this arab kid into court to show “there was no fucking bullet wound”

    Well my buddy, british chap spent 2 years in jail and will never see his uzi again..