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We’re all about tradition here in the Empire, and one of our most cherished ones is sending a Christmas card (or several) to the commie, Christian-hating fuckwits at the ACLU. Sure, they’ll go directly into the shredder, but that’s not the point. How much fun can you have for a few cents nowadays?

And if making the bastards at the ACLU go “eeeewwwww” and fear getting the Christian Cooties for even touching a picture of a nativity scene isn’t fun, then we don’t know what is.

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Will somebody, for the Love of G-D outfit those moronic goons with a GPS or, failing that, perhaps sticking handles on their helmets might help? (Link via LC & IB Bill Quick):

A Minneapolis police SWAT team kicked in the wrong door yesterday during an early morning raid,

AGAIN? Will we ever see a week pass by without a bunch of cluelessly lost ninja-clad chimpanzees kicking in the wrong door? Is there something in their genetic makeup, perhaps one of their three Y chromosomes, that makes it impossible for those police state fuckups to accomplish a simple task that thousands of pizza delivery drivers carry out without a hitch day and night in all kinds of weather?

Really. I seriously want to know. What the fuck IS it with those dense knobs?

prompting the man of the house to grab his gun and open fire on the officers who entered the house.

Good for him. Or not, as the case might turn out to be:

Police haven’t decided whether they’ll try to charge Khang with a crime. KMSP-TV says the Khang family is consulting with a civil attorney.

Charge him with what, pray tell? Protecting his wife and six kids, none of whom were hurt, thank G-d, against unknown intruders kicking in his door in the middle of the fucking night? The only one with legitimate grounds for a lawsuit here is Mr. Khang, who ought to sue the fucking city until they have to declare bankruptcy and start peddling miniature screwdrivers on street corners for a living.

Of course that’s never going to happen. The gummint can do whatever the fuck they please to us peons and they will never, EVER have to face the music for it.

KARE-TV reports that Vang was detained at the scene and released a few hours later. Police say there may have been a “language barrier” between the residents and the officers.

Oh sure. Blame the fucking victim, why don’t you, you flatfooted gumshoe piece of pig shit? The only “barrier” here is the one stuck permanently between the sensory input apparatus of your fuckheaded stormtroopers and whatever it is that resides between their ears in lieu of an actual brain. If that barrier hadn’t been there, then perhaps they’d have been able to read a fucking map.

“It was some bad information that was received on the front end that kind-of trickled all the way through,” police Sgt. Jesse Garcia tells the station. “It’s unfortunate because we have officers that were hit by gunfire

Pardon me if I don’t rush out to get the Kleenexes just yet, officer cocknozzle. Kick in somebody’s door in the middle of the night and whatever the fuck happens to you is your own damn fault, says I.

and this truly, truly could have been a much worse situation.”

You’re damn straight it could have. Your SS goons could’ve managed to hurt Mr. Khang or his family in the shootout that ensued once your marmosets found themselves under fire.

Fortunately, their marksmanship is as deplorably fucking pathetic as their ability to perform simple tasks such as getting to the right address.

Thatisall.

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In Unsung Glory #3 you read the story of Lt. Michael Murphy receiving the Medal of Honor for his heroic actions during an ambush of his SEAL team in Afghanistan. Of his four man team, only one man, Hospital Corpsman 1st Class Marcus Luttrell survived the firefight and began an amazing journey of escape and evasion until he was finally rescued on the night of July 2, 2005 with the help of some Afghani villagers. But it was not just the Afghanis who helped him that dark and moonless night.

The United State is somewhat unique in the way it values it’s fighting men. Most have probably heard the phrase “No man left behind”, but it is truly a catechism of the American Military that we will do what ever we can to bring a warrior home, dead or alive. So much so that an entire science of Combat Search And Rescue has been developed.

When it was learned that Petty Officer 1st Class Luttrell, who is now called “The One” in the SEAL community, was still alive, a full court press to rescue him was launched, the largest CSAR mission ever launched in the Afghanistan Campaign. As has been done so often in the past air crews sprang into action determined to bring him home.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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LC & IB Vulcanrider came across an article demonstrating the continued, clueless, hopeless, and IQ lowering ignorance of what passes as journalism these days. Being the fine upstanding Rottie and nasty bastard he is, he couldn’t resist a most righteous clue-batting of the first order.

More Journalistic Stupidity On Display posted over at the Cigar Intelligence Agency.

The topic, Motorcycles and why ‘Wendy’ just doesn’t see why people actually enjoying riding them.

What follows is a stunning display of the epitome of clue-bereft journalism today and to think it gets paid for scrawling those screeds.

Morons

Check all the links to see where he’s coming from too.

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Hat Tip to LC Skyechild for a great idea.

Open Threads are always a good thing. The pack, hardly at a loss for words, needs a regular Open Thread to get those gripes, snarks, bitches, complaints, cheap-shots at Teh Management™ and especially for those of faith that may have prayer requests or just good thoughts to share.

With that said, I’ll try to remember to put a regular Sunday “Open Thread” up.

No complaints if I forget, just give me a nudge or a boot, but keep in mind I do have the key to the Imperial Flying Monkey’s Cage and they don’t like missions in cold weather. Besides my driver’s license no longer lists my birth year, just “Pleistocene”.

Here ya’ go-

JB

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Now that the green movement mask is off, displaying the thoroughly red faces, the One World Government Socialist Shitbags™ move right into the game of extortion on a scale that would humble even the most vicious Capo Di Tutti Capi. Hiking up their skirts to show the world their true red nether regions with no hint of shame, we bring you the next installment of Teh Plan™ for metastasizing their utopian wet-dreams.

The target? Funny you should ask that, the elite bourgeois class, their erstwhile supporters. Our Imperial Torturer™ nailed it right on the head, they aren’t even trying anymore to keep up the maskirova and showing all their cards. They must have found some really, really good shit in Bali for loading their bongs.

Luxury firms slammed for lacklustre moves to save planet

The luxury industry is not doing its bit to save the planet, according to a World Wildlife Fund study of the world’s 10 largest publicly-traded luxury firms.

In a study completed at the end of last month, the WWF environmental group chided luxury brands for being “slow to recognise their responsibilities and opportunities” vis-a-vis global warming and ethical trade and called on celebrities who help sell the brands to sit up and take note. [Emph Mine Throughout]

Ethical trade? Translation: Free market economic principles where a willing buyer and seller mutually agree on the price of an item for sale are unacceptable, vis-a-vis our cut. Such transactions are only acceptable to the state world-wide concerned peoples, if tribute, a piece of the action, a tax err, The Church of Gaia is paid considered by the involved parties.

A word here and a word there, as the skirt is pulled even higher, such a lovely deep shade of red.

“Many luxury consumers are part of an affluent global elite that is increasingly well educated and concerned about social and environmental issues,” said the WWF-UK study.

Buzz words again. Social and economic justice anyone?

“Successful people now want the brands they use to reflect their concerns and aspirations for a better world.”

Translations: The uber-rich useful idiots that have paid our tab to get this far, should really ratchet up those donations…..or else……

But the best score obtained by the world’s 10 luxury giants in the WWF’s ranking of A to F — best score to worst score — was a C+ by French luxury group L’Oreal. It was followed by Hermes and LVMH (owners notably of Louis Vuitton, TAG Heuer, Fendi, Marc Jacobs and top champagnes), both also of France and both also scoring C+s.

Silly me, here I thought the World Wildlife Fund was actually concerned about animals. Interesting how a loose network of various environmental groups, UN bureaucrats and political organizations are coalescing right on cue.

Bottom of the chart was Italian shoe and leather goods Tods, with an F. Italy’s Bulgari jeweller and luxury goods came second last, also with an F, while Swiss luxury conglomerate Richemont was third to bottom with a D.

Let the games begin !!!! You wouldn’t want your fellow travelers to catch you wearing Italian shoes from Tods, they got an “F” on their Socialist Succubi report, now would you?

The ranking, WWF said, was based firstly on reports by the companies themselves to the Ethical Investment Research Service (EIEIS) and secondly on media reports collected on these companies by a Geneva-based research house, Covalence.

Firstly? buuuwaaaaahhhaaaa…..Another articulate Journaljizmer displaying it’s writing acumen. Please allow me to edit that for you: “..was based primarily on reports..”

See, doesn’t that roll of the tongue much better? You’re welcome, and is that smell rancid patchouli or did your colostomy bag rupture again?

“Luxury companies must do more to justify their value in an increasingly resource-constrained and unequal world,” WWF said.

Translation: The proletariat wants cheaper, expensive shit, and MORE donations, until we finish Teh Scheme™ and then we’ll own it all.

“Given its global brand power the luxury industry should demonstrate greater leadership on this agenda.”

Would that be THIS agenda?

Likewise celebrities who lend their names to watch, bag and jewellery marketing campaigns should pay greater attention to a firm’s green credentials, the group.

Translation: Comrades we must ensure even more pressure must be put on the useful idiot class to contribute to the cause. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to their reputations now would we?

It cited in example Tods’ first celebrity ambassador, actress Sienna Miller, who campaigns against climate change with Global Cool but also endorses a group that registered bottom of the WWF table. “Tods may represent a liability to Sienna Miller’s reputation,” WWF said.

A little demonstration pour les autres. It doesn’t matter how much you ponied-up last month Sienna, prices go up ya’ know. Guido will be by a bit later to collect. [apologies to my buddy Guido, it’s just too good a moniker not to use in this context-JB]

“We call on celebrities worldwide to endorse only brands that are committing to social and environmental responsibility,” it added.

Or we will stop at nothing to make sure you get scratched from the “A” list parties, tickets to the Cannes Film Festival and forfeiture of your carbon-offset account balances. East River, Joisey Swamp or Jimmy’s adjacent plot?

Granny always said “If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas”

You can drop it now, we’ve seen enough. Red head-to-toe. [Standing ovation from Marx’ and Engels’ flaming, tortured hands]

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Here’s a little something to brighten your day. They also serve who stand and wait. (via Pat Dollard)

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Sorry about the light posting, but thankfully the Imperial Staff (hush, you perverts, that’s not what I meant!) has been busy putting up excellent stuff while I’ve been otherwise occupied.

Such as B.C.’s brilliant post about the Environmentalists Socialists, thanks to which I found something that really says all that needs to be said about the snake oil salesmen and the even BIGGER imbeciles who follow them. Thanks to LC Mrs M-ITT™ for her comment in which she points out a picture she saw of the Goreacle in Norway, surrounded by his adoring Gorebeciles (also sometimes referred to a “Gorecolytes”), right beneath a banner saying “STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

We’ll take that one once again in case some of you either missed it or just couldn’t get the logical disconnect past your mental barriers:

“STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”

Good fucking luck with that, you slobbering, sub-retarded protoplasmatic walking landfills. We’re sure that if you could build a time machine as your next science project, the dinosaurs and woolly mammoths would be ever so grateful if you could go back and share your secrets with them. Yeah, let’s all make the climate stop changing. Would you mind terribly fixing it at a comfortable 78 degrees or so with just a sprinkle of rain in the afternoons right after tea and a slightly heavier downpour, yet not so heavy that it disturbs sleep, between 3:30 AM and 4:30 AM every night? Oh, and having the wind in your back when you’re bicycling would be ever so wonderful as well. Going both ways, if it’s not too much of an inconvenience.

What’s next? Do you realize how much CO2 is produced as a result of our need for electricity every damn night? Yeah, that’s right. If it wasn’t for that damnable, Gaia-unfriendly nightfall, we could cut back our CO2 “pollution” even further!

So what the fuck are you waiting for, you easily fooled nincompoops? Get the papier-mache dolls together, unfurl the childishly spelled banners and get ready to “STOP THE SUN FROM SETTING!” What? It’s no more mind-breakingly idiotic than your demand to stop the climate from changing. How about changing the directions of the currents, ending death, reversing gravity and making Rosie O’Donnell have a coherent thought? OK, so that last one probably IS a bit more ridiculous than the rest, but still.

And we’re supposed to take anything that a bunch of barely literate clowns thinking they can stop the climate from changing are saying seriously?

Pull the other one, McDuff.

I’m sorry, but once an individual has demonstrated a disconnect from reality that profound, I’m done taking anything they might have to say at face value, including the time of day.

Come to think of it, I’m not sorry about that at all. Not one little bit.

Life’s too short to waste it on imbeciles.

Addendum: As a fun little exercise in “No Shit, Sherlock?!?!”-ism, do a quick search (using your preferred search engine) of the term “biofuel dream over” and watch the fun as some of the Enviro-Fascists™ smack their foreheads and go “Oh SHIT!” when they start actually thinking about the ramifications of taking our food crops and turning them into fuel. Grab some adult beverages and your favorite snacks, folks. It’s gonna be a fun show to watch as the GreenPissers® start feeding on themselves.—B.

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So have you ever been somewhere and seen one of our Servicemen walk past? Maybe in an airport, or a mall? You wanted to say thank you, but it seemed awkward. Maybe you’ve done it before and there was an uncomfortable awkwardness on both your parts? That’s normal, especially for the warriors, who by nature tend to be somewhat humble.

Well, here’s a simple, unobtrusive way to say thank you.

Spread the word.

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Glow Bull Worming’s Flag

The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.

The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.

“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)

Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)

In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)

Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.

We, down here in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.

F.E.T.E.

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