If you haven’t heard or read the screeching headlines from the Lamestream Midiots™ about the “unprecedented change of climate” that’s been taking place across all of North America, as of late, you really should check sites other than Algore and Hansen’s personal blogs, because it’s really getting tough to be a Glow Bull Worming™ acolyte.

Go read the short, yet sweet, article and then click below to see how it all comes together…

That is all.
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(Via IB Cold Fury).

One of Australia’s national treasures, columnist Andrew Bolt, examines 10 of the most retarded, hyper-ventilating, scare mongering Predictions of Doom™ from the Church of the Goreacle and finds them all somewhat… lacking now that the actual data are in.

Go read them all, you KNOW you want to, but our favorite has to be this one:

The British Met Office is home to the Hadley Centre, one of the top centres of the man-made global warming faith.

In April it predicted: “The coming summer is expected to be a ‘typical British summer’. . .”

In fact, in August it admitted: “(This) summer . . . has been one of the wettest on record across the UK.” In September it predicted: “The coming winter (is) likely to be milder than average.”

In fact, winter has been so cold that London had its first October snow in 74 years — and on the day Parliament voted to fight “global warming”.

Lesson: If the Met can’t predict the weather three months out, what can it know of the climate 100 years hence? [Boldening ours -- Emp. M.]

His Imperial Majesty strongly encourages the Glowbull Wormening Hysterics to continue issuing ever more idiotic claims. They are a source of endless mirth in the Empire when they invariably end up disproven, ridiculed and laughed at.

To those who still believe in the Church of Gorebeciles and the efficiency of their “computer models” we have only this to say: Seek help, professional help, and hurry up, please.

The time for debate is over.

Sir Christopher sends (and since it’s a certain press agency who still stubbornly refuses to pay their bill for traffic sent to them over the years, we still can’t link to them):

WASHINGTON (AP) - When Bill Clinton took office in 1993, global warming was a slow-moving environmental problem that was easy to ignore. Now it is a ticking time bomb that President-elect Barack Obama can’t avoid.

Since Clinton’s inauguration, summer Arctic sea ice has lost the equivalent of Alaska, California and Texas. The 10 hottest years on record have occurred since Clinton’s second inauguration.

Actually, it was more like 5 years, since independent studies using actual objective data (satellites, anybody?) have proven that the temperature has been constant and trending toward cooling since 1998, but don’t let actual scientific facts get in the way of a dumb story.

Global warming is accelerating. Time is close to running out, and Obama knows it.

He surely does. A couple of more years of record cold temperatures and global averages dropping and he and his socialist scamsters’ con job will be exposed for all to see.

“The time for delay is over; the time for denial is over,” he said on Tuesday after meeting with former Vice President Al Gore, who won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on global warming. “We all believe what the scientists have been telling us for years now that this is a matter of urgency and national security and it has to be dealt with in a serious way.”

“We all” meaning anybody except actual scientists with irrefutable data that hasn’t been cooked by Hansen et al.

But there are powerful political and economic realities that must be quickly overcome for Obama to succeed.

And that pesky thing called “reality” which keeps getting in the way when liberal fascists try pulling off one of their fantasy schemes.

Despite the urgency he expresses, it’s not at all clear that he and Congress will agree on an approach during a worldwide financial crisis in time to meet some of the more crucial deadlines.

…since most congress-leeches like to keep their jobs and they know for a fact that destroying the economy and putting half of their constituents out of a job isn’t the way to go about it.

Obama is pushing changes in the way Americans use energy, and produce greenhouse gases, as part of what will be a massive economic stimulus. He called it an opportunity “to re-power America.”

What can be more “stimulating” to the economy than bankrupting the coal industry, making cars too expensive to own and putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work?

Scientists are increasingly anxious, talking more often and more urgently about exceeding “tipping points.”

“We’re out of time,” Stanford University biologist Terry Root said. “Things are going extinct.”

Unfortunately, politicians and scientists in fields having nothing to do with climatology being quoted as “experts” on the subject aren’t among them.

U.S. emissions have increased by 20 percent since 1992. China has more than doubled its carbon dioxide pollution in that time. World carbon dioxide emissions have grown faster than scientists’ worst-case scenarios.

And still, global average temperatures are lower than ever since 1998, the Arctic ice sheet is growing faster than ever before and… Go figure.

The amount of carbon dioxide in Earth’s atmosphere has already pushed past what some scientists say is the safe level.

And here we are at 25 degrees. In Texas. It’s truly horrifying what Glowbull Wormening has wrought. If it gets any warmer, we’ll all fucking freeze to death.

In the early 1990s, many scientists figured that the world was about a century away from a truly dangerous amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, said Mike MacCracken, who was a top climate scientist in the Clinton administration.

And in the early 1970s, many “scientists” figured that we were on the tip of a new Ice Age and that, besides all of that and the return of the woolly mammoth, we were all going to starve to death and be forced to build houses out of sticks and dung. By 1990.

Tell us again why anybody sane should give a shit what “scientists” say?

Scientists fear that what’s happening with Arctic ice melt will be amplified so that ominous sea level rise will occur sooner than they expected. They predict Arctic waters could be ice-free in summers, perhaps by 2013, decades earlier than they thought only a few years ago.

Actually, they predicted that it would be ice-free this last summer, which would be 2008. Instead, we have whales being trapped in ice expanding so fast that they can’t even swim under it to escape.

So now it’s going to be by 2013? And in 2013 we expect that it will be by 2023, right?

Yes, time is running out, alright.

For the Glowbull Wormening Hystericals, that is.

Prepare for them to grow ever more insane with every passing day.

Sorry, always wanted to borrow Ace’s “shtick.” Makes me chuckle every time.

(H/t STACLU)

The race on Plum Island to save coastal homes from toppling into the Atlantic Ocean is intensifying and residents are scrambling to prepare for the worst.

And we all know what’s to blame, don’t we? Of course we do:

“I have moved some valuables out of the house just to be safe,” said Robert Slepoy, 23, who rents a beach house on Northern Boulevard. “It definitely is a problem with the global climate change. It really is changing the landscape down here.”

Robert Slepoy who, at the tender age of 23, is already a noted “scientist” partaking in the “global consensus” that everything bad happens because of Glowbull Wormening. How did he reach this lofty status so early? DENIER! He watched “an Inconvenient Truth”, of course! FIFTEEN TIMES!

Besides, it’s not like residences built on coast lines of major oceans such as the Atlantic have ever been in danger of erosion before in the history of mankind. Until Bu$hHitler refused to sign Kyoto, all of the planet’s oceans were nothing but docile ponds, lazy waves lapping gently against the shorelines in an ecologically sustainable fashion.

Another resident has a slightly different, though equally idiotic explanation:

Plum Island resident Michele Holtgrefe, who lives directly across the street from where Buzzotta’s beach house once stood, attributed the problem to the Army Corps of Engineers, who dredge the beaches every three to five years in order to redeposit sand to areas affected by storms or other natural disasters.

“It’s been eight to 10 years since maintenance of the beach has been done, and as a result of that we’re losing houses to the water which is unforgivable,” Holtgrefe said.

Because, as we all know, it is the job, nay DUTY of taxpayers everywhere to make sure that your real estate investment’s value is kept safe. It’s not like you, when first viewing the property and seeing the giant waves of the Atlantic frickin’ Ocean crashing against the shoreline right outside the windows, could have possibly known that this might contribute to eroding said shoreline over the coming years, is it? Similarly, how could anybody in Nawlins possibly have suspected that building a metropolis under the water level right next to a hurricane-infested body of water might not be all that fucking brilliant of an idea?

If you want the Army Corps of Engineers to come by twice a week to shore up your property, then I suggest that you dig out your checkbook and start writing, because I somehow suspect that I’m not getting a cut of the profits if you sell the property.

Thatisall.

While taking our daily wade through the Cesspool of Pseudoscience™ over at NewSocialistScientist.com (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Gorebull®, Inc.), we came upon yet another screeching headline proclaiming “The End Of Mother Gaia As We Know Her!”. (And, yes, we did remember to don our MOPP Level 4 Stoopid Suit™ before stepping into that open sewer of Socialist propaganda.)
(Note: All emphasis ours—B.)

Scientists in Australia report that the white lemuroid possum, native to Queensland, has gone extinct.

You’ll note that the article starts out of the gate with the “definitive declaration of extinction” by “scientists“, who are presumably “unbiased” and have no agenda, whatsoever.

Then, in the very next sentence, they blithely throw in a qualifier that the “science writer” (Read: Couldn’t hack science class in college and switched over to a Journaljizm™ major) hopes no one will notice…

Previously only found above 1000 metres in mountain forests, the apparent extinction of the mammal…

Which is it, Sparky? Either you have definitive proof or you don’t. Make up your mind.

…has been put down to climate change.

And how, pray tell, has it “been put down to Glow Bull Worming climate change”?

“If they have died out…

Huh? THE VERY FIRST SENTENCE of this article (that is being widely circulated as “gospel” all around the globe) said, and we quote, “Scientists in Australia report that the white lemuroid possum, native to Queensland, has gone extinct. Where’s the “If” in that proclamation?

…it would be first example of something that has gone extinct purely because of global warming,” says Steve Williams, of the Centre for Tropical Biodiversity and Climate Change at James Cook University.

Oooooooooh. Now we get it. Because some guy, whose employer has the words “Climate Change” in their very name, says that it might possibly be, perhaps, well, could be extinct, “purely because of global worming“. That’s definitive enough proof for us.

Highly vulnerable to temperature increases above 30 °C,…

And there have been exactly how many long-term, peer-reviewed field studies to prove this claim?

…the white possum (Hemibelideus lemuroids) might have been killed off by record high temperatures in 2005.

And you have hard, scientific proof of this Ass-tronomically Inane™ claim, too, right?

None have been seen in spotting expeditions mounted over the last three years.

Sounds pretty impressive that they’ve apparently left no stone (or tree) unturned and that they’ve practically scoured the entire known area of habitation of these poor creatures, right? Well, if you didn’t bother to click on embedded link to the original story in the Courier-Mail, you’d be assuming incorrectly.
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“Paging Algore & James Hansen: Your iceberg is leaving the gate in five minutes. Please pick up a courtesy phone, if you’re in the terminal. Thank you. That is all.”

The headline says it all…

UK Brought To Standstill As Five Inches Of Snow Falls In An Hour

If this Glow Bull Worming™ keeps up, that Alpine ski lodge that we’ve been planning for West-Central Florida just might come to fruition!

F.E.T.E.

No, we’re not dead yet. We just feel that way. And, until we managed to drag our fever-ridden, weak-as-a-kitten body to the shower, we rather smelled that way too. But we digress. Let’s not worry about such small things, let us instead tear our hair out over this horrid story of 200 whales starving to death as they’re trapped by the melting Arctic ice cap (h/t Sir Christopher):

“A couple of weeks ago, when the ice was still moving, there were quite a few narwhal seen out there in the open water,” Jayko Allooloo, chairman of the Pond Inlet hunters and trappers organisation, told public broadcaster CBC.

“About a week later, they’re stuck.”

Community elders and officials feared the whales would die from a lack of oxygen as the ice grew thicker around them, Pelley explained.

But… but… This can’t BE! Wasn’t the Arctic ice cap supposed to be completely gone this summer, according to the Goreacle and his high priests of the Church of Gorebecility? Where did all of this ice come from?

We can’t wait to see how the Goreacle and his “experts” are going to fudge and klooge the data to come up with an explanation for this Inconvenient Truth™.

Remember when NASA and NOAA, as well as anyone connected to them, were considered to be among “The Best & Brightest™”? Well, not anymore.

The original title of this post was “When Will The “Tipping Point” Be Reached And Necks Start Stretching?”. But, upon further review and pondering, it occurred to the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff that it went much deeper than just another post about the on-going scam/fraud/shakedown that is *AGW and when would people realize that they’d duped and react against the scammers, con artists and frauds. (*—That’s “Anthropogenic Global Warming”, for any readers who may have been under a rock for the last 10 years or so.) No, dear readers, it’s a microcosm of what has been taking place right under the noses of every man, woman and child since the days of “The Great Anthropogenic Global Cooling Crisis™” of the mid-70’s and the gun-grabbing agenda of the Socialists really started gaining steam.

With the Socialists/Communists, it’s been a multifaceted attack on the greatest system of government, freedom and free enterprise for the last 50+ years. They came right out and said what they were going to do with their Communist Manifesto and, in less than the span of a single lifetime, they’ve managed to do just about everything that they said they were going to do— Take over the unions, public education institutions and they’ve managed to create a perpetually-dependent underclass through their un-Constitutional confiscatory tax and handout system, otherwise known as “welfare”. Combine these with the recent $3.5 TRILLION-PLUS looting of the nation’s collective wallet, the Socialist/Communist “cap & trade” Algore Enrichment Scam™ and the Left’s stated intent to eventually outlaw private citizens owning guns and you’ve got all of the ingredients for The Perfect Shitstorm™.

How far will WE THE PEOPLE allow these Communist thieves to go before they are finally dragged out into the street and given their just desserts for destroying our great nation? How many lives and livelihoods will they be allowed to ruin with their Socialist/Communist policies that they implement under the guise of “Saving The Planet”? When will government “scientists”, like James Hansen, be held responsible for their blatant fraud, through data manipulation and the politicization of climate science, and their accompanying cover-ups?

The Founding Fathers knew exactly what they were doing when they put private gun ownership into the Constitution as the 2nd Amendment— It wasn’t to protect the government. It was to give WE THE PEOPLE the means to protect ourselves FROM the government and to take that government back from the tyrants whom they knew would eventually work their way into power.

So, in closing, the question is: “How far are you willing to let them go?”

F.E.T.E.

James Hansen and His Merry Band of NASA/NOAA Socialist “Scientists” continue busily packing the booster rockets for The Obamessiah’s Algore I economy-destroying ICBM (Intentionally-Caused Bolshevik Market). They’ve become so confident in their ability to lie, distort and deceive, without ANY repercussions, that they don’t even bother making shit up anymore— They just take numbers from naturally-warmer months and plug them into naturally-cooler months and then proclaim “It’s the warmest month EVAH!”. And, when they’re caught with their pants down around their ankles, like Barney Frank at a Crisco® Twister™ party in his personal brothel/apartment, they just brush it off with a wave of a hand and call those exposing them for the frauds that they are “Deniers!” & “Flat-Earthers!” and go on with their Social(ist) engineering scam, setting the table for Draconian/Marxist environmental edicts and fiats from Obameinfuhrer & his Washingtonian Politburo.

Think he was kidding about bankrupting the coal and coal-fired power industry? How about his lament that his only regret that fuel prices reached $4/gallon too quickly? Want to lay bets on how quickly the Dhimmis Communists in charge of Congress the Politburo reinstate the off-shore drilling bans, thus reinvigorating the assorted and sundry dictators’ and oil tyrants’ bank accounts around the world, by driving oil prices through the roof again? (And crippling our national security by continuing to hold us hostage to the whims of said dictators and tyrants?) Think he was kidding about electricity rates skyrocketing? (Tripling, quadrupling or even higher.)

The next time you see a “green” bill flying through Congress the Politburo and being signed off by The Obamabortion™, just remember that that’s exactly what it is— YOUR green going from YOUR wallets into the coffers of the Dhimmis Communists and their sycophants. But, it’s only “fair” to “redistribute the wealth” for “the common good”. Right?

F.E.T.E.

Don’t buy those carbon offsets, just yet.

From the Canada Free Post, we find:

Still, the number of climate change skeptics is growing rapidly. Because a funny thing is happening to global temperatures — they’re going down, not up.

On the same day (Sept. 5) that areas of southern Brazil were recording one of their latest winter snowfalls ever and entering what turned out to be their coldest September in a century, Brazilian meteorologist Eugenio Hackbart explained that extreme cold or snowfall events in his country have always been tied to “a negative PDO” or Pacific Decadal Oscillation. Positive PDOs — El Ninos — produce above-average temperatures in South America while negative ones — La Ninas — produce below average ones.

Dr. Hackbart also pointed out that periods of solar inactivity known as “solar minimums” magnify cold spells on his continent. So, given that August was the first month since 1913 in which no sunspot activity was recorded — none — and during which solar winds were at a 50-year low, he was not surprised that Brazilians were suffering (for them) a brutal cold snap. “This is no coincidence,” he said as he scoffed at the notion that manmade carbon emissions had more impact than the sun and oceans on global climate.

But wait, oh Global Wormening™ fans, it gets even better.

Also in September, American Craig Loehle, a scientist who conducts computer modelling on global climate change, confirmed his earlier findings that the so-called Medieval Warm Period (MWP) of about 1,000 years ago did in fact exist and was even warmer than 20th-century temperatures.

Prior to the past decade of climate hysteria and Kyoto hype, the MWP was a given in the scientific community. Several hundred studies of tree rings, lake and ocean floor sediment, ice cores and early written records of weather — even harvest totals and censuses –confirmed that the period from 800 AD to 1300 AD was unusually warm, particularly in Northern Europe.

Climate change scaremongers have always decried the MWP as a hoax.  After all, it didn’t fit their “blame it on mankind” worldview.

Dr. Loehle’s work helps end this deception.

Don Easterbrook, a geologist at Western Washington University, says, “It’s practically a slam dunk that we are in for about 30 years of global cooling,” as the sun enters a particularly inactive phase. His examination of warming and cooling trends over the past four centuries shows an “almost exact correlation” between climate fluctuations and solar energy received on Earth, while showing almost “no correlation at all with CO2.”

There’ll be panic in the streets, I’m telling you.  Expect a gradual turn over the next three to five years with the environo-wheenies to transition from Teh Great Global Wormening Scare™ to Teh Great Climate Change Scare™ (they’re already in the middle of that particular one) to Teh Great Global Cooling Scare™.

Or, as I read in the comments on another site:

Oh no, global cooling. What ever will we do? We must us do something about our ice footprints. Open your refrigerator door only once per day to keep it from cooling the atmosphere. No more ice in your drinks as that will add to the chill. Ice Cream is a no-no. Get rid of your air conditioners as they add to the cooling effect. Algore will be coming out with another boring monument of self adulation in the very near future.

Predictable, are they not?  Get ready to buy that Hummer as your Prius becomes an object of scorn for not producing enough CO2 to warm us all back up.

[And just to illustrate your excellent point, here's a graphic showing CO₂ vs. two different temperature measuring methods over the last 10 years. Note the near "perfect" correlation. Depending on how you define "correlation", of course -- Emp. M.]

Thanks to LC & IB John Ray

Just when you thought that the Loons couldn’t possibly get any Loonier, they go and push the Envelope o’ Stoopid™ to new and astounding limits.

To give you a hint of what waits in store for you over at Reverend Anthony’s Temple of Temperature Heretics™, we’ll hand it over to our intrepid Arctic correspondent, who gives us his response to the Glow Bull Worming™ “research” being conducted on behalf of himself and his ursine brethren & sistren. Take it away, Mukluk!

F.E.T.E.

Reverend Anthony, Imperial Meteorologist, (Whether he wants the title or not!) has a post up about some of the idiocy and sensationalism that passes as “science journalism” these days.

“The Arctic sea ice melt is a disaster for the polar bears,” according to Kassie Siegel, staff attorney for the Center for Biological Diversity. “They are dependent on the Arctic sea ice for all of their essential behaviors, and as the ice melts and global warming transforms the Arctic, polar bears are starving, drowning, even resorting to cannibalism because they don’t have access to their usual food sources.”

Scientists have noticed increasing reports of starving Arctic polar bears attacking and feeding on one another in recent years. In one documented 2004 incident in northern Alaska, a male bear broke into a female’s den and killed her.

Apparently the moron-with-a-keyboard-and-an-agenda who wrote that steaming pile of polar bear droppings, CommunistNewsNetwork’s Marsha Watson, has never bothered to actually check out polar bears’ (or any number of bears’) natural instincts to seek out female bears and kill their cubs, as well as, at times, the females themselves, in the fight to defend their offspring. This phenomenon isn’t restricted to the ursine world, either. Males of quite a number of species actively seek to eliminate genetic competition by killing any juveniles that might not be theirs. (And even some of their own, in some cases.)

Run on over to the Rev’s post and give him some love and check out the rest of the site while you’re there. (Just remember to be polite. It’s NOT the Rott.)

F.E.T.E.

If not, then we’re at a loss when it comes to explaining this:

(H/t LC & IB Ace)

Ever since the Gaian Gorebeciles™ started running around screaming “We’re all gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!” because of Glow Bull Worming™, the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff has been repeatedly asking Che’s Chicken Littles™ the same question, over and over, without ever receiving anything other than spitting and sputtering and confused mutterings in answer to: “How, pray tell, did a MILE AND A HALF THICK SHEET OF ICE, covering a good portion of the Northern Hemisphere, manage to melt, in less time than it takes for Helen Thomas’ clitoral ganglia to communicate sensation to her brain, without the help of Eeeeevil SUV’s o’ Doom™?”

We know that many of King Klimate’s Kool-Aid Kidz™ would rather commit suicide than admit that they’ve been completely taken for suckers by their Leftist teachers, professors and pols indoctrinators and no amount of ClueClubbing™ is going to drive the Sooper Stoopid™ from their mushy little Marxist skulls. But, by continually pointing out the fact that the Earth’s climate varies widely and naturally, all on its own, without so much as a nod towards the piffling amount of trace gases that humans (and all oxygen-dependent lifeforms) produce, we hope to get to at least a few of the ones who might not be total lost causes.

With that said, we bring you some interesting findings from The World’s Largest Kitty Litter Box™, also known as the Sahara Desert.

One of the driest deserts in the world, the Saharan Tenere Desert, hosted at least two flourishing lakeside populations during the Stone Age, a discovery of the largest graveyard from the era reveals.

That gives us an idea! Let’s airdrop The Great Goreacle’s Gaian Gondola™, the USS (UberStoopidShip) B.S. One, smack dab in the middle of that desert lake! Just imagine how efficiently those soon-to-be-installed solar panels will work then!

“The first people who used the Gobero cemetery were Kiffian, hunter-gatherers who grew up to two metres tall,” says Elena Garcea of the University of Cassino in Italy and one of the scientists on the team. The large stature of the Kiffian suggests that food was plentiful during their time in Gobero, 10,000 to 8,000 years ago.

Harpoon tips found near the graves suggest that the Kiffian were skilled hunters, and the discovery of the bones of many large savannah animals in the same area suggest that they lived on the shores of the lake.

Have any SUV bones been found?

All traces of the Kiffian vanish abruptly around 8,000 years ago, when the Sahara became very dry for a thousand years.

They must not have listened to Ugh Gore’s dire predictions when he chiseled out his rockumentary “An Inconvenient Twooth: How Woolly Mammoth Drivers Are Killing The Planet!”. The fools. Poor, ignorant fools.

When the rains returned,…

Thanks to the election of The Original Messiah, Boorock Ooobama, to the office of Chief of Climate Change & Hopeytude™, who brought forth the rains, healed all sickness and brought down arugula from heaven…
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We promised our beloved ITW, DJ Allyn, in this comment that we’d be expounding on a certain subject when the time presented itself. Well, that time has done gone and presented itself, as they say.

The subject of the aforelinked (New word alert! Take THAT Merriam-Webster!) comment was a tongue-in-cheek “defense” of Senator Ted Stevens’ receiving “perks” as “justified rewards” for his long and staunch advocacy for the American people’s rights to access our own energy supplies and his undying support for the US military. Well, you see, most sentient beings would look at such a “defense” and say “So what?!?! He broke the law and needs to face the bagpiper, pay the fairy man and take his lumps like a mandril!” and we’re in complete agreement with said sentient beings. “Past good deeds” should never prevent the punishment of “present misdeeds“, no matter what stripes a politician happens to be wearing. (See: Randal “Duke” Cunningham.)

“So, where is this going?“, you may be asking yourselves. “And what does any of this have to do with the spiffy headline at the top of this post?”, you may also be pondering, as you sip your favorite beverage and wipe your Cheetos®-stained fingers on your shirts.

To answer both of those very intelligent questions, we take you into that Cesspool Of The SooperStoopid™, The Sewers Of The Singularity Of Stoopidity™, The Bottomless Pit Of Brain-death™… Yes, we’re talking about the Delusional Underachievers™ and some of their mind-bending, neck-snapping “defenses” of The High Priest of Hypocrisy, The Guru of Glow Bull Worming™, The One & Only Great Gloating Gorebecile’s Gorewellian Gondola™!

(WARNING: It is HIGHLY recommended that you don your AFDB’s before clicking the above link and venturing into the Depleted-Ucranium Wasteland™.)

We’ll give you a few of our favorites below the fold, but feel free to go over and point and laugh your collective asses off at the pathetic attempts of the Helmet-wearing Rejects From The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool™ to justify The Gorebot’s purchase of a 100′ pleasure craft. Even a few of the DUh’rs aren’t buying it, if that gives you any hint at the hilarity of the “arguments”. (You’ll see that a particularly dense Goreacolyte, “Mabus”, is one of the most vocal, yet astonishingly ironical, advocates for His Gorebleness™.)
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