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Black Racist Jesus, true to his foreign policy ideals, has cut and run and resigned from Rev. “U.S. of KKK America” Wright’s den of racism and communism.

Better get that bus’ suspension checked, a lot of people getting thrown under it lately.

I guess the hypocrisy of Farakhan Phelching Pfleger was finally too much. Or, more accurately, the publicity it drew. The asshole first criticizes Her Cankledness for a feeling of entitlement to the Presidency, due to her identity, and then declares Bambi deserved it because of his identity.

20 years too late, but hey, he is the Obamamessiah and beyond all criticism, after all.

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This weeks edition comes to us courtesy of a link from LC Azygos.

The following happened during fighting in Mosul Iraq in November of 2004 and is written by the CO of Bravo Company, 1st Battalion, 24th Infantry Regiment, a Stryker Rifle Company. The Mosul fighting was overshadowed by Operation Al Fajr, the Battle of Fallujah, but was part of the overall push against Al Quaeda in Iraq at the time.

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Why not just put the entire planet on the Endangered Species List, while you’re at it?

Just two weeks after the US decided to list the polar bear as an endangered species because of the threat of climate change, conservationists have launched a campaign to afford its diet – Arctic seals – the same protection.

The same scientists say tens of thousands more Arctic species may soon be listed as “endangered” because of a threat several decades down the line. Some conservationists environmentalists (Fixed it for ya’—B.) argue that all Arctic species be listed.

This is EXACTLY what us sentient beings warned about when the idiotic and asinine ruling dictatorial fiat, that put a non-endangered species on the endangered species list, was handed down— it completely watered down the intended effect of the original act*, based solely upon the flawed and fraudulent “science” of Glow Bull Worming™. (*Note to drooling LefTards out there: It was to protect species that were actually endangered. Imagine that?)

Get out the duct tape, wrap your head tightly, remove all throwable objects from within reach and then go read the rest.

Fuggin’ idjitz.

F.E.T.E.

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For those of you out there who have been wondering just where in Cthulu’s lower intestinal tract that the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff has been hiding lately, let’s just say that The Great Goreacle™ and his Moronic Marxist Minions™ can kiss our Imperial Carbon Footprint™ and then go have coital relations with themselves with rather large, splintery telephone poles that have been embedded with rusty railroad spikes and broken glass.

WARNING: Those with pyrophobia may not want to click the “Give us more, O Emperor!” button.

F.E.T.E.

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In case ya all haven’t heard, Scott McClellan has written a book telling all sorts of nasty stuff about when he was with the Bush Administration.

Well, none other than milquetoast Bob Dole has ripped Scotty boy a new one.

“There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues,…No, your type soaks up the benefits of power, revels in the limelight for years, then quits and, spurred on by greed, cashes in with a scathing critique. In my nearly 36 years of public service I’ve known of a few like you,…No doubt you will ‘clean up’ as the liberal anti-Bush press will promote your belated concerns with wild enthusiasm. When the money starts rolling in you should donate it to a worthy cause, something like, ‘Biting The Hand That Fed Me.’ Another thought is to weasel your way back into the White House if a Democrat is elected. That would provide a good set up for a second book deal in a few years. That would have taken integrity and courage but then you would have had credibility and your complaints could have been aired objectively. You’re a hot ticket now, but don’t you, deep down, feel like a total ingrate?”

If he would have show that type of spunk back in ‘96, we may have been spared the 2nd half of Bubba’s abortion of a presidency.

Better late than never I guess.

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Why, this of course. (h/T Muscledaddy for the linky love).

The initial investigation indicated that there had been two separate shooters during the incident. One of the alleged shooters, Ernesto Fuentes Villagomez, age 30 of Winnemucca, was among the three men who were dead on arrival. The other was a 48 year old Reno man who was initially taken into custody at the scene as a person of interest.

The subsequent investigation lead detectives to believe that Villagomez entered the bar and at some point began firing multiple rounds. At least two of these rounds struck and killed the other two decedents, Jose Torres age, 20 and his brother Margarito Torres, age 19 both of Winnemucca. At some point during this shooting spree Villagomez allegedly stopped and according to witnesses reloaded his high capacity handgun and began shooting again.

It was at this point that the second shooter, the Reno resident, produced a concealed handgun and proceeded to fire upon Villagomez who succumbed to his wounds. The Reno resident was in possession of a valid Concealed Carry Permit issued through the Washoe County Sheriff’s Office.

This may have been a family vendetta, or just another homicidal maniac bent on his 15 minutes of fame. Either way, it ended the way these things should end, fewer casualties and one dead goblin.

Now, this incident happened in a bar. Apparently Nevada has trusted it’s citizens’ maturity and common sense enough to not restrict their civil liberties in an establishment which serves alcohol. Wish all the states felts the same since in the majority of others it’s illegal.

One of the commenter’s on Dustin’s site said that the local news was referring to it as a “Triple homicide.” I think they need to re-read their dictionary there. Either that or check their bias at the door when they assume the vaunted title of “journalist”.

Well done unknown Reno citizen, well done.

Just. One. Person.

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Mhehe, found this over at Michelle’s place.
Moonbat tries to “arrest” Bolton.

He was unable to make a citizen’s arrest of former US ambassador to the UN John Bolton at the Hay Festival.

And his delusions of adequacy continue.

Speaking afterwards, Mr Monbiot said he planned to pursue former PM Tony Blair.

Good luck with that one too there skippy.

And here is why I love John Bolton.

He added: “You’re wrong as a matter of law and you’re wrong as a matter of fact.”

Earlier in the event, asked what he felt had gone right in Iraq, Mr Bolton said: “The first and most important thing is that the fascist dictator Saddam Hussein is dead and his regime is dead.”

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Hoghead complained that we “second stringers” weren’t posting enough (thanks buddy, appreciate that) and requested an open thread.

So here it is. Have fun pups.

*update* Originally I tried posting some “war pr0n” (as Deej would call it anyways) but had soem technical issues (Is stupidity a “technical issue”?) So any ways, here it is. It’s my foist attempt at making a video, so please be kind.

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Guys, I don’t have the time to post on this properly right now, but there is a Marine in need of some help.

Read his story at Blackfive. If ya can, hit the tip jar to help pay for his legal defense. This is a Marine who refuses to cooperate with a BS investigation. He refuses to testify against a fellow Marine who saved his life many times over. If y’all can help out, please do. Thank you.

That is all.

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Since I’ve finally slept off last night’s dinner of smoked BBQ ribs, tater salad, coleslaw, broccoli salad and rolls. I need to perform my usual task of plugging Rottie Radio Night.

Now, I haven’t heard from the Emperor as of yet, but I’m assuming and hoping that he’ll take the night off and spend the time with the Imperial VIP Visitors™ instead, but you never know, perhaps they might enjoy watching him LIVE from Texas Republic Studio, doling it out to the left as only he can.

Regardless, I’ll be on deck from 7-Sometime pm CT with Tuesday Truth assuming Teh Boss doesn’t show up in which case he’ll be up at 9:30 pm CT with “Keep The Homefires Burning”.

All of course on Your First Choice-RadioCIA !!!!

I can be reached via Yahoo IM at: tuesdaytruth or the RadioCIA request line: ciarequestATgmail.com.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Now for something completely different.

LCs of the male persuasion take note and cover, when necessary. This is how they REALLY think when Aunt Flo pays a visit.

Hat Tip and a Hug to the anonymous contributor. This one was too good NOT to post.

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.

She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George
Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps.Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you f—— kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.For the love of G-d, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to takemy maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always. . .

Best,
[Name Witheld]
Austin , TX

Be afraid boys, be very, very afraid. *checks calendar and runs for cover*

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The title is a toast oft given in honor of our fallen brethren, referring to the seat left empty in their honor. In remembrance of those we have lost, who gave all for us.

If you are able,

save for them a place

inside of you,

and save one backwards glance

when you are leaving

for the places they can no longer go.

Be not ashamed to say

you loved them,

though you may

or may not have always.

Take what they have taught you

with their dying

and keep it with your own.

And in that time

when men feel safe and decide

to call war insane,

take one moment to embrace

those gentle heroes

you left behind.

Maj. Michael Davis O’Donnell

1 January, 1970

Dak To, Viet Nam

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Here is why they foam at the mouth whenever they hear or read “NASCAR”.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Six Sprint Cup drivers and two Nationwide Series drivers will lead all NASCAR fans in the USO Salute the Troops Memorial Day tribute to the armed forces on May 24-25 at Lowe’s Motor Speedway to kick off a nationwide effort to raise funds for military families worldwide.

All will drive specially designed cars supporting branches of the military.

“I love the fact that we are able to, through our Salute the Troops race weekend, show how much we care, show how much our troops mean to us and show our support,” Gordon said. “I would like to do more because I think that is what Memorial Day is all about — paying tribute to the men and women that fight so hard for us. They put their lives on the line for us to have the freedom to be able to do this every weekend and to be able to live in a country that has so many benefits.”

You’ll never find that kind of sentiment at a LefTardian gathering.

F.E.T.E.

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Like many of us, the seemingly endless political season-of-stoopid is getting old to me. Trying to follow the endless gaffes, insults and outrages of our political masters on a daily basis, is like being a medical examiner. You’re a doctor but all your patients died and there wasn’t a damn thing you could do to save them. We sit out here and watch it all swirl around us, with nothing we can do. Our former party who’s name I won’t dignify by saying, gave us a candidate that’s less conservative than Mary Landrieu (Dhimmicrat-Loserana), a traitor to the constitution, a back-stabbing, vain media whore and expects us to back him ‘for the good of the party’. BULLSHIT. No, I’m not going to even pay attention to all the alleged reasons why I must vote for the top line because I’m not and this post isn’t about that. The ‘party’ is DOA like the coroner’s patients for the present. Maybe, perhaps maybe, they’ll get the message come November. But I digress.

I’m trying to sit back and take the long view of where we are before I shift into a proper attitude for Memorial Day 2008.

I think we’re screwed as a culture and if that premise is true, as a country. I pray to G-d that I’m wrong on this and by the same Providence that gave us this Land Of The Free, will once again come to our rescue and He knows we need it.

It’s been bouncing around in my head now for nearly a week and I just couldn’t get a handle on why it just stayed there. One thing that started on a subconscious level that percolated up into the conscious, thinking part of my brain and on into dismay, despair and anger.

What was it?

The sitting President of the United States apologizing for a bored, overworked and underpaid soldier using a copy of the Koran for target practice. Our alleged new partners in ‘democracy’ demanding maximum punishment for the ‘crime’ and our military leaders jumping in line to get on their knees behind the C-in-C and promising maximum punishment for the soldier.

The soldier is bound by the UCMJ for his conduct as a military member. The UCMJ that I served under didn’t have a part about “never do anything that might offend muzzies” in it and I did read it all. Yes, there’s a part about ‘conduct unbecoming’ and like most legalese that can be construed anyway a JAG-Off chooses and they can, and likely will use it to crucify an honorable American at the altar of PC. But there’s more to this.

If Iraq is to be a real democracy and enjoy it’s freedoms, they have to get a handle on the obvious ‘hair-trigger’ moose-limb sense of offense-ability. If freedom is to really exist, part of that is the inescapable fact that sometimes we get slighted. It goes with the turf as they say. We have First Amendment rights of speech and sometimes that results in others saying things that rightfully, are offensive to us. But that sword has two edges, we in turn are allowed to offend them with speech in our own manner, within certain, narrow limitations of law. But the true test of whether in our hearts that we’re free, is that we deal with those slights, perceived or real, without calling for ‘heads to roll’, burning neighborhoods and generally acting like cave-dwelling savages.

So we have Iraq, a country that we’ve sacrificed thousands of our best and brightest heroes and billions of dollars to liberate and rebuild, from a hellish, murderous tyranny, yet still doesn’t “get it”. Our freedoms in a predominantly religious country derive from tolerance of that which offends our theological sensibilities. We learn to “Turn The Other Cheek” literally, in spite of sometimes vicious slights upon our beliefs and in some cases evil hiding behind our own religions.

To see our Commander-in-Chief apologize to Prime Minister Al-Maliki is an insult to both Iraq and the US. If the democratically elected government of Iraq cannot see that this is tantamount to surrendering to the radical elements that are trying to destroy his country, their experiment is over. The Prime Minister had the perfect opportunity to demonstrate leadership by showing his country that hyper-sensitivity to all things Islam is incompatible with freedom. President Bush should have given wise counsel to the effect, but chose to toss his long-lost testicular fortitude in with Al-Maliki instead.

Our military chain-of-command isn’t in the clear here either in my opinion. Prior to W prostrating before radical Islam (again), there was a gaggle of brass promising to subject this soldier not to the UCMJ, but Sharia Law.

They of all people should know better. The Iraq theater of the Long War is a proving ground for both the US in it’s commitment to eradicate Islamic Fascism and to show those liberated from it’s evils, that the beauty of Freedoms come with a price -that we must accept some slights to our personal sensibilities, be it religious or otherwise or we aren’t free. I’m not sure that true democracy and freedom is compatible with Islam, Iraq is the proving ground and it isn’t looking good. Unfortunately from the long view, only one conclusion can be drawn.

You really are either ‘with us’ or ‘against us’, we’ll help as much as we can, but it’s a waste of blood, toil and treasure to try to lead the Islamic world to Freedom, Liberty and it’s blessings, yet subservient to a vicious theocratic ideology of hatred and murder.

We had a chance, and G-d willing we still do, but at the end of the day if Islam cannot be dragged into the 21st or even 18th Century of tolerance for benevolent democracy and freedom, there is only us and them. Good Guys and Targets.

Western Civilization and 7th Century savages, even the ones hiding behind the maskirova of representative government.

An event and time will come soon for Islam, a day of reckoning. America is a sleeping tiger, lulled back into slumber by forgetting that terrible day. Regardless of her political leadership’s failures, “We The People” will respond clearly and without mercy.

“Join the civilized world or be eradicated.”

But my question remains unanswered. If we were wrong, where did we go wrong?

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As if South Floriduh don’t have enough problems with our reputation, yesterday Phaggot Phelps and his Merry Band of Phaggot Inbreds paid us a visit, protesting a Memorial Day ceremony just up the road from me here.

In our continuing efforts to show that we aren’t all geriatric, moonbat, imbeciles who couldn’t cast a proper ballot if it was filled out for us, they were pretty much drowned out by the Harley Davidson’s of the veterans in attendance. There were 1500 people who participated in the ceremony, Phelps mustered about a dozen.

No one was hurt and there was no violence against the Phaggot Phelchers. Sorry ’bout that, we’re working on it and promise to do better next time.

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