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Why Can’t We Be More Like Europe?
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in EUroweenies, Nanny Statism, Totalitarians11:44 AM
…as “Justice” Kennedy and his liberal fellow travelers are wont to ask every chance they get. After all, only in Europe can you have daycare staff act as snitches for The Almighty Nanny State, reporting tots for thoughtcrimes (hat tip Protein Wisdom):
Toddlers should be taught about racism and singled out for criticism if they have racist attitudes, a Government-funded advisory group said yesterday.
It told nursery teachers, playgroup leaders and childminders to record and report every racist incident involving children as young as three.
“We’re the government, and we’re here to help!”, words that should have every man and woman with a love of freedom reaching for their guns. We can’t help but wonder, though: In the Gulags where those infant offenders are sent after a sufficient number of offenses, will they have Playskool thumbscrews and razor wire with little plastic flower clip-ons?
What kind of hideous racist offenses are they told to look for?
These could include saying ‘Yuk’ about unfamiliar food.
“What? Did you just hurt the strained peas’ feelings with your hateful, vile, RACIST utterings? Off to re-education camp with you, you anti-social enemy of the people!”
Even babies should not be ignored in the hunt for racism because they can ‘recognise different people in their lives’, a new guide for nurseries and child care centres said.
Better hope and pray that your baby doesn’t cry when uncle Joe picks him up, or the little one could be headed for the camps for being racist scum.
The instructions for staff in charge of pre-school children in day care have been produced by the National Children’s Bureau, which receives £12million a year, mostly through taxpayer-funded organisations.
Great Moments in Government Fuckups, Part #33,652 in an infinite series. As we have noted on occasions too numerous to mention, government can’t poke a stick in a turd without fucking up both irreparably.
Nurseries are encouraged to report as many racist incidents as possible to local councils.
‘Some people think that if a large number of racist incidents are reported, this will reflect badly on the institution,’ it said. ‘In fact, the opposite is the case.’
In fact, you may just get a medal. Hero of the Soviet Union comes to mind. Look, ma, I exceeded my snitching quota for this quarter and now I get to shake the head of the Politburo’s hand!
Think this is all a load of hooey and the “National Children’s Bureau” should be disbanded, its members put in the stockades for flagrant waste of public funds and encouraging the transformation of Britain into East Germany?
You, you RACIST!:
The guidance said that anyone who disagrees is racist themselves.
Isn’t that convenient? “Anybody who disagrees with our program designed to label every toddler in the country a racist is a racist too!” How… infantile. How… liberal.
Thinking that this is all a tempest in a teapot and that nobody over there could possibly be idiotic enough to take anything this group of publicly funded totalitarians says seriously? Think again:
A boy of ten has already been taken to court for calling a mixed race 11-year-old ‘Paki’ and ‘Bin Laden’ in a school playground argument.
Granted, the judge, in a rare, for Europe, exhibit of common sense, kicked the case back urging the authorities to get their knickers unknotted and use their brains for something other than sitting upon, but the fact that it made it to court at all should give you pause.
Want more about Europe the Model? Alright then, courtesy of the Imperial Firearms Advisor:
Steve Kink apprehended a thug after catching him breaking into a mobile phone shop late at night. Although the 47-year-old was punched in the face, he managed to pin the offender to the floor. Passers-by called the police while he stood over him until officers arrested the 25-year-old man.
Great! Wonderful! Good Samaritan Hero saves the day, preventing crime and helping police apprehend the goblin! Nazzo fast, Guido:
Mr Kink, who owns a tattoo parlour, was stunned when he found out the next day the suspect had been let off with a caution for criminal damage.
OK, so the British criminal “justice” system is as effeminate as a room full of Oscar Wilde clones, minus the wit, but Our Hero still saved the day, so it’s not ALL bad, right? Again, nazzo fast, Guido:
But his shock turned to fury when days later police officers turned up at his house to arrest him for assaulting the thug. He was taken to his local police station and held in a cell for six hours before being interviewed.
He was then charged with assault and battery and is due to appear before magistrates next week.
Yep, that’s the kind of “justice” that liberals and “Justice” Kennedy want to emulate. The actual criminal is let off with barely a slap on the wrist, and the citizen who stopped him is now facing assault and battery charges.
Listen, liberals: When I tell you that if you try to turn this country into that kind of shit I’ll shoot every last motherfucking one of you dead, I’m not venting. I’m dead serious. Try me. Or, better still (for you), DON’T.
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We need to re-liberate Europe.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:49 AMUsing
Er, perhaps it was the scorpion-on-a-stick that elicited that response, your Esteemed Awfulness. I can almost hear the brain-dead teacher, “That’s a Chinese treat, kids. Aren’t we lucky and honored to have been able to get them! Trevor, dear, don’t vomit. That’s a racist reaction. We must learn to appreciate the ancient Chinese culture that is so much more evolved than ours.”
July 7th, 2008 at 11:58 AMUsing
Wrong Answer Alan…. let them “liberate” themselves just like our Fathers had to do.
Racist Children??? Absolute fucking nonsense…. Most children dont even become remotely “self aware” until 6 or 7. My childhood was spent going to school in Harlem NYC until I was 12 years of age. My grandfather was a Professor at Colombia University which placed me in that school district. . Anywho… I didnt even know that I was “different” from the other kids (blacks) until a teacher in the first grade told me I couldnt have a black girlfriend because I was white. This was 1969. That realization made me really look into a mirror for the first time. Prior to that I was just another kid among kids. And I probably would have continued my thought process for another year or so (thats when I started getting into fights due to my race) if that teacher hadnt of opened her mouth.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:05 PMUsing
But, generally, they DO smell (stink, actually). Kids that age are open and honest, NOT racist.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:35 PMUsing
Alan, Troy is right, We just cant hand them liberty. they have to want it. It will get ugly but if they want it bad enough they will get it.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:37 PMUsing
Back to stocking up on ammo. Fucktards. :em96:
July 7th, 2008 at 1:06 PMUsing
To most europeons, liberty is nanny govt. providing all the necessities with enough left over in the wellfare cheque to spend most of their time in the pubs. That’s why normal people over there quit having kids.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:40 PMThe other hot item in the UK is a proclamation by a Queens Justice allowing deference to sharia law in court cases where both partys are moslems. But liberal hatred for all national identity and pale skin pigmentation is as ludicrous as it is heinous. What people look like doesn’t mean squat. The bottom line is culture. And busy-body libs don’t believe in controlling their own behavior. They focus on circumstance, which is always someone elses fault. To them, whites are racist because of refusal to accept minorities on their terms. And it’s a one way street. The libs never reciprocate, because we’re not allowed to impose on or criticize them in the least. So minorities can do anything to us and we’re obliged to take their abuse. We will continue to be doormats for these bastards unless and until we get control of our cultural institutions. There is only one weapon more powerful than a nuke; social acceptance.
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I’d write something funny, but this is beyond parody.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:05 PMUsing
Of course, the real unstated goal is to get the kids to inform on the parents for daring not to swallow the river of diversity jizz that is apparently flowing freely from the halls of power there…
July 7th, 2008 at 2:26 PMUsing
Looks like it’s time to man the lifeboats for the few genuine Britons left. But play it safe, have a heavy tan and speak Spanish at the border, so they’ll let you in. . .
A pity, I’ll miss old Blighty after it becomes Saudi Britannia . . .
July 7th, 2008 at 2:33 PMUsing
the britts are toast!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 2:51 PMUsing
Start here. We REALLY need a shot (pun intended) of bleach in the Illinois gene pool.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:25 PMUsing
That just means you do not leave live witnesses. Sorry, but it does.
This is the tyranny of low expectations, really low ones. Time to stock up on ammo.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:39 PMUsing
The Nanny State vs. Toddlers. Both senseless, stubborn, and self-centered with “I Want It Right Now And You Will Give It To Me” as their personal mottoes.
I’ve lived with both and I’m putting my money on the toddlers. Good luck with that….ever tried to get a toddler to be politically correct? Someone who does things like eat snails, ride the dog, scream “look at that man, mom, he’s REALLY FAT!” in the grocery store, someone who has no problem whatsoever laying down on a dirty public floor and shrieking their ass off because they can’t have a Tootsie Roll?
Good luck with that.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:57 PMUsing
AHW: Sounds an awful lot like liberals’ behavior after G.W. Bush “lost” to Al Bore 7 1/2 years ago, no?
July 7th, 2008 at 4:13 PMUsing
This is one of the most f**ktardian, loony ideas I’ve ever read. Crap, I thought I was reading “The Onion” when I read this this morning. You can NOT make this sh*t up!
I’m bookmarking it, so anytime a Euro gives me a “we’re superior to you” attitude, I’m going to shove this in his/her face.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:29 PMUsing
The part about any one who objects is also a racist was especially quaint. Ain’t they just the sweetest thangs?
Suddenly, our libtards don’t look quite as repulsive by comparison. (I never thought I would ever utter those words).
July 7th, 2008 at 6:07 PMUsing
Just find me a high spot Sire. I’ll join in. Those freaking boils on the ass of humanity need lancing. :em96:
July 7th, 2008 at 6:22 PMUsing
Sounds like I need to step up the timetable in “Baaad Karma” eh Mrs. M?
July 7th, 2008 at 6:25 PMUsing
When I was a kid, I was scared of shaking hands with black people (dirt-o-phobia).
I grew up and got over it, without needing anyone to tell me to.
Today, I still have problems shaking hands with people, but that’s because it’s unsanitary in general… especially with nose-picking libruhlllls around.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:17 PMUsing
Crunchie,
There is no such thing as principled dissent against the Left. Don’t you know that?
Leftists don’t see their politics as “politics.” It has replaced religious faith for them.
They regard themselves as Progress and Truth incarnate so if you oppose them, you must oppose those things.
They cannot honorably disagree the way Misha and I can over whether or not there is a God, for example, and still find common ground elsewhere. All such “united fronts” or “solidarities” are alliances of convenience or outright deceptions to be thrown over the moment their erstwhile fellow-travelers become an obstacle to The Movement, maaan.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:37 PMUsing
:em98: What on earth happend to free speech? First amendement even EXIST in great britan?
July 7th, 2008 at 7:37 PMUsing
No it doesn’t mindy, and to make matters worse, racism is actually a criminal offense.
Not that I’m in any way defending racist points of view, but they are opinions, and when you outlaw an opinion, any opinion, no matter how vile, you just took a giant leap into the maw of tyranny.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:42 PMUsing
Everyone knows that free speech and the First Amendment only means and guarantees the right to agree with the leftist filth. Surely that is the only freedom any of us plebs will ever need… :em12:
July 7th, 2008 at 8:15 PMUsing
are we that far behind?
Official interested in ’safety bracelet’
July 7th, 2008 at 8:27 PMwith stun device for air passengers
(Washington Times) The GPS device, which would hold would personal, private and confidential information, could shock the customer worse than an electronic dog collar if he got out of line ...
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Don’t utter them too soon. Our libtards can’t quite pull off that kind of chutzpah yet.
They are working on it, though, and cheering their Eurostan brothers and sisters on.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:27 PMUsing
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:50 PMUsing
Sooo, is Britain going to build more prisons for all the new racist criminals? You know, for the Chiiiiillldrennnn?
As for Tommy Citizen being arrested and charged for assaulting a criminal, that already happens here. Ho-hum.
Robohobo is correct. When the police arrive, make sure there’s only one side of the story. Oh, and mention that you were “in fear of losing my life” or some variant thereof.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:15 PMUsing
Ah, finally, the INGSOC “Youth League”. I’m afraid that we must wait for the establishment of the “Spies”.
We should embrace “our new, happy life”. The unconscious bliss of the new Orthodoxy.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:16 PMUsing
Special Ed:
As does charging grade-schoolers and, yes, Pre-schoolers with sexual harrassment for such things as lightly whacking a fellow Pre-schooler of the opposite sex on the bottom. Ho-ho-ho- -hum.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:21 PMUsing
Re #25
Sir Chris, that was one of the most frightening things I have ever read. It is disturbing to think that there are public officials actually contemplating shoving such a horror up our asses! I can actually visualize the ghost of Stalin creaming himself over that little police state gem.
I’m convinced we have crossed the event horizon.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:24 PMUsing
Oh no Crunchie….you never rush an artist at work. :em93:
But I will admit I am itching to get hold of her. :em95:
July 7th, 2008 at 10:53 PMUsing
Now I’m blushing darlin’.
And I’m itchin’ to build her. Now, where did I put that credit card?
July 7th, 2008 at 11:05 PMUsing
Major, it reminds me of George Lucas’ first major film THX 1138. If you’ve not seen that flick, it’s pretty good, very presaging of Star Wars in film technology and stuff too. There is a very good Director’s Cut DVD version.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:52 PMUsing
I saw the quote by CS Lewis.
Wasn’t he a Socialist himself?
England is GONE. Those two news stories proved it. I read the actual news article about these
“rascist” children, and while glancing to the right, noticed a series of photos under a section called “feminews”(I think that’s what it was called). Photos of barely-clad celebrity whores. You know, those celebrities who are now glorified worldwide?
Now THAT is offensive.
Kids saying words like, “yuk” are kids. But hell, lock ‘em up! They might grow up to say words like “bugger” or “poopy”.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:53 PMThe civilized world has gone completely insane.
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All too true. :em12:
The Emp:
I second the motion. The phrase “Intolerable Acts” comes to mind.
If anyone cares to prolong the disgust, check out this $#|+.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:44 AMUsing
I tried adding this,which I’d failed to include,& it was officially “marked as spam.”
July 8th, 2008 at 4:51 AMUsing
Hell, the blog machine ate my previous damned comment!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:52 AMUsing
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All too true. :em12:
The Emp:
I second the motion. The old term “Intolerable Acts” comes to mind.
So much for editing our bloody comments afterposting…
July 8th, 2008 at 4:57 AMUsing
That’s after posting…
July 8th, 2008 at 4:58 AMUsing
I suppose we don’t need to ask what race that goblin was, do we? Especially since he got off with a tap on the wrist and our hero is probably going to do time for stopping him. Can anyone say HATE CRIME?
July 8th, 2008 at 6:01 AMUsing
Sir Christopher @ 25
To DHS
subject: shock bracelet
Message
Oh, HELL NO! Read the Constitution, Fu*kweasle
Sincerely,
the American public
July 8th, 2008 at 10:39 AMUsing
Sir Christopher @ 25:
So…waterboarding terrorists is “Bad”, but putting this into the hands of ‘Jaime-the-Fabulous-Flight-Attendant’ is okay?
“You did NOT [snaps] just ask me for ANOTHER pillow!”
BRAAMMPP!!!
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July 8th, 2008 at 12:23 PMUsing
maybe the bracelet company can instead sell millions of the product to British Nurseries…
Toddler Nigel: “Yuck, i don’t like Brussell’s Sprouts”
ZAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, (convulses on floor or nursery)
July 8th, 2008 at 9:39 PMUsing