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…and so the Obamabots grab their paint cans, mops and Clorox and start scrubbing his campaign site of all previous criticism of the surge in Iraq (h/t Hot Air):

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama’s campaign scrubbed his presidential Web site over the weekend to remove criticism of the U.S. troop “surge” in Iraq, the Daily News has learned.

The presumed Democratic nominee replaced his Iraq issue Web page, which had described the surge as a “problem” that had barely reduced violence.

“The surge is not working,” Obama’s old plan stated, citing a lack of Iraqi political cooperation but crediting Sunni sheiks - not U.S. military muscle - for quelling violence in Anbar Province.

THEN: “The surge isn’t working, and what little progress HAS been made is entirely due to the Sunni sheiks of Anbar Province and has nothing to do with our military and their silly plan.”

The News reported Sunday that insurgent attacks have fallen to the fewest since March 2004.

“Shit. And The Anointed One has a visit to Iraq coming up. Quick, let’s do something about those ‘inartful’ words!”

Obama’s campaign posted a new Iraq plan Sunday night, which cites an “improved security situation” paid for with the blood of U.S. troops since the surge began in February 2007.

It praises G.I.s’ “hard work, improved counterinsurgency tactics and enormous sacrifice.”

NOW: “This was a triumph. I’m making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. The surge has improved the situation thanks to the blood and enormous sacrifice of our troops.”

Campaign aide Wendy Morigi said Obama is “not softening his criticism of the surge. We regularly update the Web site to reflect changes in current events.”

“Particularly when current events expose our previous criticisms as the load of unmitigated horseshit and idiocy that they were.”

But she’s right. They’re not “softening” his criticism. They’re just making it disappear down the memory hole. Or, rather, they wish they could. They still haven’t quite gotten to terms with the fact that “the Internet is forever.”

One of these days he’ll come to regret that he raided short buses all over the country to populate his campaign staff.

P.S.: Another Blast from the Past™, January 10, 2007 on (P)MSNBC:

I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse.

As we all now know to be true, with sectarian violence at a record high and blood running knee-deep in the streets of Baghdad, Basra and Mosul.

That’s some choice “poor phrasing” and “inartful choice of words” right there, O Bambi.

24 Responses to ““This Is Not The Surge That I Thought I Knew…””
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    I’m beginning to think that the guy couldn’t find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

    I know! Let’s make him President!

  2. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC UNITED STATES

    Idiot … maybe an illegal alien … perfect presidential material.

  3. LC cmblake6 Comment by LC cmblake6

    You’ve simply got to love this shit. :em99: :em01: BiW has it SO right.

  4. Unregistered Comment by anonymous hourly worker UNITED STATES

    The reason we haven’t seen his birth certificate is because he was really born in Fwance. He’s actually a surrender monkey from the Continent.

  5. Proud Infidel Comment by Proud Infidel

    :em01: :em99: Hear that?……*Flippity, floppity,flipflop, flippity,flop…..* Oh look,, it’s Obambi prancing his way around! What has he ridden on other than his skin color to get where he is? :em41:

  6. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    I just listened to his foreign policy speech. This guy really believes he is the second coming. He must in order to believe he can achieve what he just speechafied about.

    No understanding of how the world works politically and a total megalomaniac.

    I know! Let’s make him president!

  7. Jennifer Comment by Jennifer UNITED STATES

    :em41:
    Now aren’t we all looking forward to the Obamanation?

  8. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    More news:

    Obama Supporter GOOGLE silences desent . . .

    . . . but it’s still the eeeeevil rightwingers who oppose debate.

    Curioser and curioser.

  9. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Look at what the obamanation would have done had he been in charge after 9/11:

    Imagine, for a moment, what we could have done in those days, and months, and years after 9/11.

    We could have deployed the full force of American power to hunt down and destroy Osama bin Laden, al Qaeda, the Taliban, and all of the terrorists responsible for 9/11, while supporting real security in Afghanistan.

    We could have secured loose nuclear materials around the world, and updated a 20th century non-proliferation framework to meet the challenges of the 21st.

    We could have invested hundreds of billions of dollars in alternative sources of energy to grow our economy, save our planet, and end the tyranny of oil.

    We could have strengthened old alliances, formed new partnerships, and renewed international institutions to advance peace and prosperity.

    We could have called on a new generation to step into the strong currents of history, and to serve their country as troops and teachers, Peace Corps volunteers and police officers.

    We could have secured our homeland—investing in sophisticated new protection for our ports, our trains and our power plants.

    We could have rebuilt our roads and bridges, laid down new rail and broadband and electricity systems, and made college affordable for every American to strengthen our ability to compete.

    We could have done that.

    And this guy claims that Bush is to aggresive?!!! This guy is gonna REALLY start WWIII. A nuclear exchange WWIII.

    :em98: :em98: :em98:

  10. BigDogg Comment by BigDogg UNITED STATES

    This guy and his campaign are the closest thing to Orwellian Big Brother that I’ve ever seen. We have an ever-growing list of things we can’t say about him or call him, and he literally speaks out of both sides of his mouth while his true-believers nod and moan like zombies.

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    “The Tyranny of Oil???”

    No doubt this give envirowackos beat-off blisters, but serious people who are fully possessed of clue simply do not talk like this.

    I’d call him moron, but I don’t want to insult morons…

  12. Lady H Comment by Lady H UNITED STATES

    OT,

    BigDogg,

    Will you pls email me at infidelheather at yahoo dot com? (I hope I did that right, Dave. ;) )

  13. LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper

    Obambi best remember that the Internet is foooorrreeeeevvveeeerr. I know that sucks for him, but the way the Libtards like “Revisionist History”, we gotta keep reminding them of the real past.

  14. tazzerman2004 Comment by tazzerman2004 UNITED STATES

    Comrade Obama makes Shillary look downright good at this point. At least with HER we KNEW what we were getting. Sheesh :em98:

  15. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи UNITED STATES

    Here comes Bambi Cottontail,

    Swishin’ down the campaign trail

    Flippity-floppity floppin’ all the way…

  16. LC Don_M Comment by LC Don_M UNITED STATES

    Obama is “not softening his criticism of the surge. We regularly update the Web site to reflect changes in current events.”

    Newspeak translation, with thanks to George Orwell: “Refs unstatements malreported doubleplusungood rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling.”

  17. Proud Infidel Comment by Proud Infidel

    Hey Ranger6, let’s not forget that one of his first campaign promises was to disassemble the US Nuclear Missile Fleet!!

  18. Unregistered Comment by WC Varones UNITED STATES

    Best war pr0n ever:

    Link

  19. SeniorD Comment by SeniorD UNITED STATES

    There’s a VERY good essay by J.R. Dunn over at American Thinker discussing the Comrade B.H. Obama’s predilection for historic revisionism (aka lying his pants off), Actually, his habit of lying is actually more in keeping with his Marxist upbringing rather than any political posturing.

    Come November, Comrade Obama’s enablers in the MSM will have us thinking Obamarx was really a member of VRWC! (Of course the MSM has been lying through its collective pants for longer than Obamarx as been alive)

  20. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    I thought the demos were trying to take credit for the surge, now that it’s working. My, my, what short memories they do have. And what long memories we have. Better luck next time.

  21. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    Gawd, as much as I love democracy, I am getting really frustrated with some of the choices :em98:

  22. jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery Comment by jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery UNITED STATES

    WC Varones sez:

    Best war pr0n ever:

    America *^&# Yeah!!…….

    won’t see THAT on CNN…….’cuz it shows us winning

  23. AgTiger Comment by AgTiger CANADA

    Obama and the rest of his party have been whitewashing :em72:’s so long, I’m not sure they’d know HOW to be honorable about past poor choices.

    It goes something like this:
    1. Don’t try to bury your failures, leave them out there for public analysis.
    2. Admit where you were wrong, state WHY you were wrong, and what specific harm it caused.
    3. Apologize sincerely.
    4. State your new plan moving forward that takes a different direction.
    5. Follow through with your plan, making course-corrections as necessary.
    6. Don’t REPEAT your failures.

    Don’t expect to see this from the codepink-infected party any time soon.

    On a more positive and upbeat note, inspired by WC Varones comment, y’all might enjoy gotwarporn.com. I particularly liked the A-10 Videos :em93:

  24. Unregistered Trackback by The Opinionator UNITED STATES

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