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The Ice Inconvenient Twoofs™ Keep Piling Up
Posted by: in Hypocrites, Idiotarians, Race Baiting Assholes, Victimhood Incorporated8:33 PM
You’ve got to wonder when The Great Gorebecile™ will pull his hand out of the ass of his Moronic Marxist Marionette™, James Hansen, and use it to pull the trigger of a gun that he’s stuffed into his mouth. (Note: The gun would be stolen borrowed from one of his Secret Service bodyguards, since we all know that His Holey Gorebleness™ would never, EVER own an Eeeevil Firearm o’ Doom™.)
It seems that every prediction that Che Guevara’s Chicken Littles™ have made in the past twenty years or so is turning out to be utterly and devastatingly 180 DEGREES WRONG, one of which was noted by His Imperial Veriloquentalness™, just the other day.
Many of you probably remember the histrionics and hysterical hand-wringing from Gaia’s Gorebecilian Gonadial Goiters™ last year over “unprecedented” melting of ice in the Arctic Ocean and surrounding areas, as well as their dire predictions, heralded at the top of every newscast, that we’re all doomed and that the North Pole would SURELY be “ice free”, not sometime in the distant future, but by THIS YEAR. *Cue the “Dun-dun-dunnnnnnn” music*
New data from the Norwegian Meteorological Institute shows that there is more ice than normal in the Arctic waters north of the Svalbard archipelago.
In most years, there are open waters in the area north of the archipelago in July month. Studies from this year however show that the area is covered by ice, the Meteorological Institute writes in a press release.
In mid-July, the research vessel Lance and the Swedish ship MV Stockholm got stuck in ice in the area and needed help from the Norwegian Coast Guard to get loose.
The ice findings from the area spurred surprise among the researchers, many of whom expect the very North Pole to be ice-free by September this year.
(Note: We were going to add emphasis, but it’s ALL too damned ironically funny to bother!—B.)
In our never-ending quest to serve mankind (and, more importantly, womankind) we’re keeping up our campaign of producing spiffy slogans and posters for you to print out and hand out to your friends, foes, families and Congresswhores.
F.E.T.E.
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There ya go, bud. Gettin’ all logical and shit again!
Doncha know it’s all about the FEEWWWIINNGGGSS?!!!!1!1!!!!11?
July 30th, 2008 at 9:47 PMUsing
I know the feeling of being cold and I do not like it.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:03 PMUsing
and still zero sunspots. cycle 23 ended in 2007 and dispite predictions of record high activity we have nothing save for one brief appearence in january. can you say Maunder Minimum?
July 30th, 2008 at 10:53 PMUsing
We’ve been bombarded daily here in the Denver area with “the sky is falling” drama because it’s been over 90 for 17 days straight. In the summer! In July! Amazing!
Like it’s not supposed to be hot in the middle of the summer or something. Not to mention the fact that these readings are being taken at DIA, practically BFE Kansas, instead of the metro area. A real accurate comparison.
It has been dry though, which happens sometimes. These people must all want to live in an artificial world where the temperature and weather are the same day after day. How boring!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:35 PMUsing
Cool, the south may be habitable by the time I get out of UW-Stout.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:48 PMUsing
Yeah, but you’ll be gumming down your pureed food from the comfort of an adult mobility device by then.
And the sun will have gone ‘nova.
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July 31st, 2008 at 12:28 AMUsing
BC, Misha, this is also a good reference article… before i read this i had no idea ANWR was so remote
July 31st, 2008 at 12:31 AMUsing
I had to write a college paper on ALGORE’s movie. I documented the technical use of standard propaganda
methods used for effect in the film. I also referenced personal communication between myself and Dr. Richard
Lindzen from M.I.T. as to climate dynamics and the tactics that ALGORE used to suppress the good Dr.’s research. I naturally received the only F in my educational career. When will these leftards and asshats
pack up their :em72: and blow away!!
P.S. Hi everybody!![]()
July 31st, 2008 at 6:15 AMUsing
[...] research ship checking it out got stuck in it. In [...]
July 31st, 2008 at 7:45 AMUsing
Redneck Programmer,
Are you new? Or are you a returning pup? Either way, nice to see ya.
What do the libs think is going to happen to our food supply if’n they COULD control the weather? The apples of the Pacific Northwest NEED the cooler temps. The corn and wheat in the Midwest NEED the hotter temps. The oranges in the Southeast NEED the more moderate temps.
We can’t have 72 degrees year round everywhere. It would upset the balance of nature. Silly God…guess he should have talked to Albore and Pelosi first. I mean…He’s only God, after all…THEY know better than He does.!
July 31st, 2008 at 8:54 AMUsing
If the sun goes nova, eating pureed food will be the least of my worries.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:10 AMUsing
I’m not real sure I care to see a breast that needs waxing…
July 31st, 2008 at 10:33 AMUsing
Re: LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.
I’m new, I stumbled across this site while searching for articles about Global Warming Lies and :em72:
I have apparently discovered intelligent life on this site. :em04:
The posts that I have read have been great. :em99: :em99: :em01:
The comments are a scream! :em04:
July 31st, 2008 at 12:01 PMUsing
Logic hurts the liberal mind. :em98:
July 31st, 2008 at 12:37 PMGloBullshitWhining is based on garbage in garbage out methodology.
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Redneckprogrammer,
Welcome aboard, :em93:
You will find more than just ridicule of the global warming myth here. The mental illness called liberalism is routinely shot, stuffed and mounted proudly on our walls, and we have no pity for anyone who wants to hurt us, our family or our way of life.
We are free to say what we think here without fear of the PC police. :em03:
This blog is the one i read every day.
TVFOH
July 31st, 2008 at 12:58 PMThe View From Out Here
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Just read a story about Exxon-Mobil making record profits.
Good for them, better they make it than the government expand their bureaucracy.
I wonder which researcher is named Gomer.
July 31st, 2008 at 1:45 PMUsing
Redneckprogrammer,
If you aren’t familiar with Bill Whittle yet, you should head on over there, as well. Several of the posters here hang out there, too. Whittle is probably one of the smartest guys in the blogosphere.
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July 31st, 2008 at 3:22 PMUsing
B.C.!
Another great graphic for me to print out and tape on my desk in order to drive the environut across the room insane! Keep ‘em coming.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:36 PMUsing
Awwwwwwwwwww, thanks, Anon! Here’s a little something I just finished whipping together in honor of an entire century’s worth of Glow Bull Worming™ being wiped out in a matter of a few months. I hope y’all enjoy it.
:em93:
July 31st, 2008 at 8:17 PMUsing
REDNECKPROGRAMMER
Kick your feet up, pop a cold one, and never ever open up any links from BC.or RR. atleast not if you have just eaten. Don’t piss off Mrs M or Troys dog. Bad things man
July 31st, 2008 at 8:32 PMUsing
Some interesting reads…….
Somethings I found today that I read and thought I would share with you guys:
July 31st, 2008 at 8:51 PMObama - Our Savior
Yep, Obama, our Lord and Savior, is back saying things, but not really saying them. For instance… he’s playing the race card, but as a McCain a…
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That goes for The Major, and, lately, Darth Bacon. Geeze…this place just isn’t safe anymore… :em96:
July 31st, 2008 at 9:09 PMUsing
HEY HEY … SKYE… SHOW some love for the DOG… or he says he’ll pee on your leg!
July 31st, 2008 at 9:38 PMUsing
That aint true!
August 1st, 2008 at 12:59 AMUsing
Bad form Skye…. Bad Form….. all newbies deserve thier “right of passage”.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:02 AMUsing
Troy,
Actually, I was quoting our Resident Bowling God. I was just adding to the list. Forewarned is forearmed, as they say…
August 1st, 2008 at 11:13 AMUsing
[...] B.C. the Imperial Torturer notes the ice keeps on building up around the Arctic Circle. In the hilarious tour de force, he sets a new record for uses of the ™ symbol, so go read it already. [...]
August 1st, 2008 at 11:30 AMUsing
The Morning Scramble - 8/1/2008…
I warned you way back when that this was not a daily feature. Sorry about missing the last 2 days; here’s some Def Leppard from when they kicked arse (instead of teaming up with Tim McGraw) to make up for that…
Headless……
August 1st, 2008 at 11:32 AMSo true, Troy so very true, the Rotts verson of the crucible. If your brain survives intact, you’re in. Besides, when I send links on to my friends, the shock expressed delights the sadist within me.
August 1st, 2008 at 2:17 PMUsing
I was wrong, REDNECKPROGRAMMER
You can open that link from Radical Redneck
Trust me, It’s o.k. :em99:
August 1st, 2008 at 5:55 PMUsing
Say, he IS a new guy!
Welcome aboard RP!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:38 AMUsing
RedneckProgrammer
Welcome aboard! You will certainly find a bunch of folks with a solid grasp of reality backed by actual, researched facts on this site! Imbeciles, idiots and morons, we eat for breakfast… Leftists, socialists and communists, we toy with them till lunch sometimes…
Best wishes from Canada!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:11 PMUsing
Hail Rotties!! :em04:
Oh, My God!! I opened the link. :em41:
MY EYYYYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
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August 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 PMUsing
R-P we told you not to look. now your one of us forever. welcome to the dark side, have a cookie. :em01:
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 PMUsing
As long as RedneckProgrammer is careful, he’ll be OK when he clicks links around here.
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 PMUsing
Bwwwwaaaaahaaahahahaahahahaha.. the ritual is complete master…. fresh meat has been found….Bwwwaaaahahahahahahahahaha………
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 PMUsing
Uh hum…
There is a comment awaiting moderation by a certain “Imperial Duchess Mrs Macho-Pants”; if one of you guys would be so kind as to “approve”
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 PMmythe new title/name, I shall be most grateful….Using
Pacific Voice has a great vid up showing just how gullible some of the Envrio-loons are,
Do go pay him a visit…It’s hysterical!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 AMUsing