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We can’t stand McVain, but we have to admit that his campaign has gotten the art of ridiculing the Dalai Bama and his obvious hubris and hyper-inflated ego (wonder how many miles per gallons that saves?) down to a fine art: 
We can’t wait for the mindless Obamanuts’ heads to explode with rage and incoherent rambles over this one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 138 Responses to “Priceless”
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Damn, but that has to be one of the best campaign commercials I have ever seen. :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
I am shocked, just shocked that McVain did not gravely shake his finger and denounce it as just not being nice! Repubes have to be nice after all. Maybe the old fool is getting the message. :em95:
August 1st, 2008 at 3:24 PMUsing
Ho.Ly.Shit.
I would expect that from anyone here. Its our kind of approach, grab the fillet knife and cut immediately to the BS and lay it bare, but from the campaign of Mr. Whitegloves (No Deej, that isn’t a racist codeword) “Musn’t Offend the Perpetually Offended Victim Class” himself? Outstanding!
August 1st, 2008 at 3:33 PMUsing
Hahahaha!!! That was awesome. Moses was the perfect way to end that commercial. I can’t wait until Obama gets all self righteous about it.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:34 PMUsing
How dare you mock the Obami!!! His wrath will be mighty indeed. His whinning about being picked on will pierce the Heavens!! I have been convinced. I now have hope. Hallowed are the Ori…..
:em01: Loved the ad hope there is more coming :em95:
August 1st, 2008 at 3:36 PMUsing
Full disclosure: I love these ads, too. But…
McCain was on far firmer ground a couple of weeks ago when his campaign poked fun at the media horde for creaming their collective jeans over The One.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:38 PMUsing
I think it would be a lot easier for McCain to criticize Obama if he wasn’t such a retard himself. I would have jumped on all of Obama’s claims about being anti-war from the start when he was just another fair-weather hawk.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:34 PMUsing
McCain needs to run an ad that shows Obama acolytes standing in front of:
-a gas station price sign (reading $12.99/gal) saying “I’m for the Democrats raising gas prices and now I’m finally getting what I voted for”.
-a hospital emergency room entrance with a line of the sick and injured out the door saying, “I’m for rationed Democrat run health care and now I’m getting what I voted for”.
-their house with armed burglars carrying possessions off saying, “I’m against the right to defend my property or my family and now I am getting what I voted for.”
-in front of a sign as you enter California that says “Welcome to the Republic of Aztlan” saying, “I’m for open borders and the complete illegal alien takeover of the American Southwest, and now I’m finally seeing my dream come true.”*
End Title: “Vote for Obama and get what’s coming to you.”
*Well, maybe McCain won’t include this testimonial since he doesn’t have much of a counter argument on the border issue. But the other ones could work.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:37 PMUsing
To your list, I would suggest all the fine suggestions you will find here.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:45 PMUsing
:em01: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :em99:
Oh, that’s a keeper! :em99:
:em69: :em69: for the Stargate SG1 reference.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:54 PMUsing
I watched the video and all of a sudden, the knee that I’ve had two surgeries on no longer aches!!!!
I’m healed :em03: :em03: :em03:
Thank you Barack, Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2008 at 5:02 PMUsing
#7 LC God is My Judge:
That’s a BRILLIANT idea for a commercial! Why don’t you send that one to the McCain headquarters? They need an ad that calls Obama on his bullshit ideas.
You should read the whiny comments on You Tube. One of them said something like, “This kind of ad is going to get Obama elected!”
August 1st, 2008 at 5:21 PMYeah. Sure.
Is that why the Annoited One’s poll numbers are dropping more and more each day???
Hmmmm?
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August 1st, 2008 at 5:39 PM
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@ Brendan :em01: :em01: :em01: :em99: :em99:
August 1st, 2008 at 6:02 PMUsing
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August 1st, 2008 at 6:12 PMUsing
:em01: :em99: :em01: NOT BAD, I hope he keeps slashing the Dalai Bama’s carotid or femoral artery, hell he deserves it! :em93: :em93: :em03:
August 1st, 2008 at 6:33 PMUsing
Check out Politico. Bambi has already responded.
August 1st, 2008 at 6:56 PMUsing
Comment by Proud Infidel
Silly silly Infidel! Slashing major real or figurative arteries won’t work. Deities are IMMORTAL! :em01:
:em69: :em69: on the campaign ad, though.
Hey, McCain! Got a deal for you. If you can keep running these kinds of ads AND make Barackbuh Obamabuh cry (you know, break the bitch), I’ll consider voting for you! :em93:
August 1st, 2008 at 7:30 PMUsing
You poor frightened right-wing webmen. Senator Obama will be our next president, so you had better start getting used to it. Come to think of it, you might enjoy it, since only hate seems to keep you, uh, going. His millions of supporters are eagerly anticipating the first debate, Mc Old-As-Dirt Cain won’t know what him him. Let’s see, how about a question about the dangers of China switching from a dollar standard. I can just see those POW arms going up and down as he sweats and stalls, trying desperately to remember what continent China is on and whether they are now an ally.
Cheers, you mighty troll-killers.
August 1st, 2008 at 7:43 PMUsing
Does anybody else think the following physical threats to a presidential candidate would be of interest to the Secret Service?
“grab the fillet knife and cut immediately”
“slashing [Obama's] carotid or femoral artery, hell he deserves it.”
“break the bitch”
Then there is this anti-Obama blogger’s screen name: LC Gunsniper.
You idiots are playing with fire on this site.
August 1st, 2008 at 7:51 PMUsing
:em99:… OR ELSE! :em58: :em99:
(not for nothing but you suck at trolling.)
August 1st, 2008 at 7:54 PMUsing
give it up congoboy, we cannot be defeated. we have cookies. :em93:
August 1st, 2008 at 7:58 PMUsing
Yeah. Because a fucking wind-up toy is a real security threat.
:em99:
(P.S You two nancy boys fuck off, I’m watching Dr. Who)
August 1st, 2008 at 8:02 PMUsing
*urk*
August 1st, 2008 at 8:07 PMUsing
Hey congoleumboy, You related to that sub-retard meathead by chance?
And WTF’s a him him?
First amendment doesn’t apply in your living, breathing constitution. You policing the vapors for your hope and change masters are you? Or did you get banned from your librul sewers for your un-PC, racist moniker?
Idiots drop in from time to time and bare their asses for the amusement of all. Feel free to stop in again if your not too busy fellating meathead.
D’
August 1st, 2008 at 8:19 PMUsing
Lemme get this straight: You piss & moan about potentially having your general location disclosed here, and you have the papier-machés to call us “frightened”?
PotKettleBlack™ much, fuckhead?
August 1st, 2008 at 8:20 PMUsing
I see Condomboy is back again.
Aww…flattery will get you….well…ridiculed mercilessly, but thanks anyway.
How do you managed to type so much while keeping your face shoved so far up the Dalai Bama’s ass?? That is certainly an amazing talent. I’m impressed. Wasn’t impressed about the boat thing…but this. Absolutely.
If you don’t mind my asking…..what color is the sky on your planet?
August 1st, 2008 at 8:21 PMUsing
Red…of course, Mrs. M.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:40 PMUsing
Wow. For a member of a group that consistantly whines about things being taken out of context, you certainly ordered up a triple-thick irony shake. My remark was in reference to the body rhetoric that the Anointed One and his fellatiating dupes in the media keep serving up to us. You may see a Messiah, we see a knucklehead who won’t stop until he has the country FUBAR, and cutting through the BS served to us on heaping platters daily to get to the heart of who he is the way to make that point clear to others.
You similarly misinterpret the other remarks you sliced and diced to fit your desperate “threat” fantasy.
If the Secret Service has nothing better to do, such as pay visits to some of the delusional psychopaths at DU, KOS, and similar sites, then they certainly have no business wasting taxpayer money and their time visiting any LC here. However, I’d still be honored to have a cup of coffee with someone so dedicated to this country that they are willing to remain professional and give up their lives if necessary to protect the holder of the title POTUS, even if it is the Anointed One Himself (TM).
Comments like the ones you have made in this thread make you appear incredibly foolish and silly. Normally, I wouldn’t mind, but since you have declared yourself a member of my tribe, it reflects poorly on me. Please stop.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:47 PMUsing
Sorry to rain on the parade, LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper, but Congo has a point. Obama probably will be our next president (I’m hoping so anyway).
Now, assuming the Republicans continue with their recent testicular fortitude and impress the electorate in November, as they once did (c.f. Newt’s Congress), we will benefit from an Obama presidency in the following ways:
1. No more whining that an African American can’t get ahead in this country (well, there might be whining since Obama is only half AA).
2. Reinvigorate the conservative movement.
3. See the Dems completely reveal themselves to be the party of incompetents that Pelosi is already showing us they are.
4. See the Drive-Bys talk UP the economy again (like they did back in the Clinton years, even when the economy sucked).
5. Watch liberalism die a slow and timely death at the hands of one of the most empty-headed Dem presidents to ever hold the office.
6. See the Congressional GOP (even as a minority) eviscerate Obama at every turn.
7. Rid us of that loathsome and imbecilic, John McCain person. I mean really, the man is detestable and deserves to lose and lose big.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:07 PMUsing
I bet you’d shit your drawers and would be singin’ like a canary to the enemy, had you ever been a POW, you spoilt rotten little boy.
At least criticize McCain on the issues, not for enduring torture for our country all those years, you ungrateful ball of shit.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:23 PMUsing
With all due respect, LC GodIsMyJudge, I remember the Carter years, and this would be Carter Years Redoux II.
I wish I could hide in a bunker for 4 years. With internet access, of course.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:27 PMUsing
Seconded.
Mmmmmmmm………… nah.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:40 PMUsing
On second thought, a wet-behind-the-jugears, journeyman Senator with south side Chicago roots and a messianic complex would make Peanut head look like a piker in the fuck-up department.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:46 PMUsing
:em01: :em01: That is just so perfect
August 1st, 2008 at 9:47 PMUsing
My thinking exactly GodIsMyJudge. If Obama is elected and screws up…which he will, We have a damn good chance of actually getting a real conservative ready to hit the national stage. Jindal comes to mind.
If McPain wins and screws up, we won’t be able to field a candidate anywhere to the right of Hagel for the next 20 to 30 years. We can’t just worry about the next four years. There’s a whole bunch more after that to be dealt with. Long ball folks…long ball.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:48 PMUsing
With the country (us, “da people”) taking the hit, and more terrorist attacks. No thanks. That almost sounds like collateral damage to further a cause. I will not risk the lives of more military or civilian lives for us to say, “See? I told you so!”
August 1st, 2008 at 10:19 PMUsing
RE:CongoBoy
Cue the Black Helecopters…………………Run Everybody!!!!!!!!, They found us, scramble!!!!!!!!!
Far from being “idiots”, it seems to one steeped in binary logic (me) that the ROTTIE community has the rare skill of “problem solving”. If you can not see that the Obamessiah is as someone here said; a “Dead Man Walking”, then you need to pull your head out of the socialist’s asses and order a clue.
I live in the land where we “cling to our guns and religion”, and you can take it to the bank; as we speak, some “Good Ole Boys” are cleaning their deer rifles in anticipation of the blessed event.
August 1st, 2008 at 10:59 PMUsing
Congratulations, R-P, you have officially crossed the line, with your threats about the assassination of Senator Obama.
B,IAP–those were exact quotes. Next time you’re on a plane. start talking about bombs and twin towers and then tell the FBI you were joking. You just can’t make comments like that about a presidential candidate. Folks have been run in for much less.
Lady H, perhaps you need to visit one of the scat sites; poo seems to excite you. Funny you should mention the canary singing, because McCain did exactly that in Hanoi. When you are 20,000 feet up and staring down a bomb sight, your perspective is much different than when you find yourself on the ground, begging your erstwhile targets for your life. We all would sing eventually, Ms. Macho Panties.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:21 PMUsing
Congoboy, those were partial quotes. And as I stated earlier, when the KOStards and DUmmies start getting visits for their particular brand of spew, then we’ll talk.
Must have been a short cruise/weekend.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:30 PMUsing
Where DO we get such IN-teresting trolls?
What? Back again! Geez, what else did I miss by not dropping by for a couple of days?
August 1st, 2008 at 11:34 PMUsing
snort- Lady Heather, love the new handle.
Miss Macho-Panties.
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Oh, excuse me.
MS. Macho-Panties.
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August 1st, 2008 at 11:36 PMUsing
BisW sez about congoboy
he probably couldn’t get enough peasants to hoist the sails on the good ship S.S. Proletariat
August 1st, 2008 at 11:37 PMUsing
jaybear
Or enough boytoys to hoist his pitiful “mast” and “rigging”…
August 1st, 2008 at 11:51 PMUsing
well, it’s tough to hoist a mast when you only have a dinghy…..
August 1st, 2008 at 11:54 PMUsing
Comment by LC GodIsMyJudge
I couldn’t agree more with your logic. Let the Dildocrats and their Lightworker expose themselves for what they really are rather than let McSenile finish off whatever is left of the Republican Party. Chicken is looking awfully good these days. :em93:
August 1st, 2008 at 11:58 PMUsing
Regardless of his weekend plans, I simply must make time for those Secret Service agents he is going to sic on us all…especially those of us with logins that have that “whiff of the klan” about them. Isn’t that the latest fragrance from House of Wheeling (a Robert Byrd company)?
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 AMUsing
Oh yeah that’s a real zinger. Uh huh. I tell ya commodeboy your verbal charisma is just spectacular. How long did it take you to make that one up? Do show us some more of those fascinating articulations that you seem to be so blessed with. :em95:
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 AMUsing
CongoManBoy, does the nurse know you’ve been cheeking your antipsychotics? You would probably enjoy your NAMBLA meetings a whole lot more without the nagging voices in your head. BTW, what DO you sick bastards do at those meetings, anyway? Wine and boy tastings? Play “hide the hotdog” with nubile pre-teen boys?
Listen up CongoManBoy, you are way in over your head. The folks here pick their teeth with the bones of limp-wristed leftist dick receptacles like you.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 AMUsing
OH ComicbooknameJr….. Hey when you report me to The United States Secret Service make sure that you tell them that not only am I a DynCorp Mercenary….. but Im also a former “Vance” guy…. (14yrs) and Chuck says Hi. Dont worry its code…. but they’ll know what you mean.
Oh Yeah .. and DOG stills says he thinks Bama wont survive 6 months in office. He says he’s done the Security Assesment and that there are in fact a bunch of good ole boys getting ready for “deer” season. Dog says Bama might even get it at the DNC.
lets see who would want to off Bama…
There’s Hillary
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 AMThere’s Big Oil… they dont cotton to nationalization
There’s Halliburton and the evil mercenary Private Military Corporations
Big Pharma.. probably isnt liking life right now.
Muslims .. he converted to Chritianity, they want to destabilize the nation, they dont like the US no matter who’s in office.
The ususal delusional crazies, schizo’s, PTSD’n Vets, etc.
Rouge Intelligence Agency operatives (thats always a good one)
Russians.. they aint to happy with us right now
Racist’s
anti-communist radicals…
Jesse Jackson…. damn I like the edit feature .. almost forgot that one!
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Jeezus…
These pathetic trolls find the realm via a google search, are so outraged that they create a profile, and then…
That’s it? Half-assed poo-flinging?
I remember the days when a self-respecting internet troll would actually attempt an argument. Now, all they do is tell you you’re dumb, they’re great, and leave.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 AMUsing
Personally, I think Lady H. should claim the title of Imperial Ms. Macho-Panties for herself.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 AMUsing
*Sigh* I’m sending a memo to DOG Troy. You forgot the Eeeevil Joooooos™. There’s an opening in the Imperial
DungeonGame Room for a couple of hours after lunch on Monday. DOG has the combination. :em93:Oh cut the little wanker some slack Bacon. How the hell can he do a full assed Poo Fling if he’s already typing one handed? :em99:
I second that Skye. :em69:
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 AMUsing
I agree Skye! She could be Lady H, Imperial Miss Macho Panties ( I think “miss” works better than Ms.) Im gonna use the “Ms Macho Panties” line on my 17 yr old daughter the next time I get the sass routine. I never will, but sometime I just want to slap the living shit out of her. :em58:
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 AMUsing
I like the commercial.
Combo-boy, or whatever, um, whatever.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 AMUsing
:em98: :em98: Its late, and Dog says he felt that even trolls would know that the eeeevilll jooooos were a given. Now he’s snippy…. I may be able to calm him down with a rawhide chew. Dog DOES NOT MAKE ERRORS OFTEN… and HE DOESNT LIKE IT WHEN HE DOES….. the little fucker will probably wake me a 0400 to let him out as pay back. (but it does tend to keep him humble …so thanks! :em04: )
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 AMUsing
Sorry folks, I was just re-reading past posts and I want to make something clear… I dont consider myself a “mercenary” in any way shape or form. Im just a security guy thats it. The mercenary crack was for the addressed person. I dont think of myself as tough or as a killer or any of that other macho nonsense. Sorry bout that, but I didnt want y’all to think I was some macho bullshit asshole…… asshole might be right though……. :em04:
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:24 AMUsing
Honestly, if the tacky parody video in the OP is the best McCain’s people can do, Obama’s a shoe-in for the Presidency. In fact, I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the board meeting where they hammered that one out:
Marketing guy 1: Hmm…we must attack Obama where he is strongest.
Marketing guy 2: I agree. We need to find his biggest strength, the area where he feels invulnerable.
MG1: How about his background? It’s pretty clean, spotless by Washington standards, a little dirt could go a long way.
MG2: Naah, we already maxed that one out with that whole crazy preacher thing. Thank fuck the MSM focussed on that rather than on McCain repeatedly rimming John Hagee!
MG2: Yeah, we dodged a bullet there. Haha!
MG1: Waitaminuteyou! I just may have an idea….How about we attack Obama’s success?
MG2: Wha? You mean to tell me your idea of an attack ad is one which emphasises our opponents popularity?
MG1: Yes! The fact that so many millions and millions of people all across the nation, across the political divide, in all walks of life and all demographics, are so taken with Obama that they’re out stumping for him, spreading the word on their own time, and boosting his campaign from their own pockets, makes him a sitting duck!! I can see it now. With a few blindingly obvious misquotes, and relentless reminders of how overwhelmingly, vastly, crushingly popular Obama is with millions of Americans, we will surely torpedo his campaign by perhaps, maybe, possibly making him look a little bit smug!!
MG2: But don’t you worry that people will weigh up the fact that (a)they agree with his policies, (b)that he’s a charismatic natural leader, (c)that he turned out to be right on Iraq, and (d)that his opponent looks like he’s always mere seconds away from shitting his pants, weigh that all up with the possibility that Obama may be a little smug, and think “Well, fuck it. So he may be a little smug. Nobody’s perfect.”? And don’t you worry that this realisation, along with the knowledge that your proposed ad is full of obvious bullshit and misquotes, will cause people to think “Wow, McCain must be really fucking desperate if that’s the best shit he can pull”?
MG1: That possibility does not bother me at all. That thought will never occur to anyone. Anywhere. Ever.
MG2: Yeah…umm, can I buy some pot from you?
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:00 AMUsing
I’m just hunkering down in preparation for the unscheduled visit from the Fibbies, since that dumb troll is unable to distinguish between hyperbole and reality.
It’s amazing how these schmendricks are able to turn their sarcasm-decoders on and off seemingly at will…
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 AMYou’d get the impression they’re just resorting to selective outrage.
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Darth:
Quarter-assed, maybe. Probably dime-assed.
Troy:
That’s all that needs to be said. Odds are 20-1 she hires someone to do the deed, but 1000-1 she offs him herself.
Condomboy:
Dude, I’m used to one party rule and dictators in the people’s republik of Illinois.
You’re the one that will have to get used to being told what to do at a point of a gun.
But they haven’t closed the borders yet!
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:13 AMUsing
Oh, hey!
Right on cue, our resident troll pops in to make some inappropriately sexual reference to an ideological opponent. How progressive.
Of course, for all the effort she put into that attempt at political satire, Muzzy only revealed that she’s unable to address the substance of the basis upon which anyone may reject the messiah. As with DJ, it’s all about The Hate™. These lefties could never admit it, but their entire conception of anyone who doesn’t march in lockstep with them is composed of the most bigoted and irrational stereotyping. It’s something they would never allow us.
After all- according to Muzzy, Obama’s popular among a giant number of people- including a majority of people who aren’t only not American, but maybe even live in a place where the prevailing culture is composed largely of antipathy towards the west, and America in particular.
Who are we to reject him when he’s already made it clear that it is he who represents America’s hopes?
Honestly, Muzzy. Try a little harder, won’t you please?
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:16 AMUsing
Re: CongoBoy
Threat? I did’t mean my comment to be interpreted as a threat. I was just attempting to relay a bit of reality toward your direction. I’m definitely no mercenary myself either! If your point of view is so clouded by your ideology then there is no way that your critical thinking skills are unaffected.
Re: Troy :em04:
These are the conclusions that any sane person could see.
There is some scuttlebutt going around down here in Redneckville that adresses the same subject.
So, I still have to agree with the statement about Obambi, he’s a Dead Man Walking.
August 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 AMUsing
Re: Troy :em04:
Very well said. Mark me down in that column as well.
Hail Centurion!! :em04: :em03:
August 2nd, 2008 at 7:05 AMUsing
Muzzy,
Every time someone attacks Obama, he whines like a baby…he did this time, too. He wants to be the leader of the free world but can’t take any criticism. I think more and more people are starting to see that.
Programmer and centurion,
Unfortunately for our side, if he does get offed, we will get the blame, and he will then be the martyred Messiah, with hosannas and accolades being sung, and rioting in the streets.
August 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 AMUsing
:em01:
Tony Rezko
Louis Farakhan
Weather Underground terrorists
Yeah, ol’ jugears just squeaks, doesn’t he? :em72:
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 AMUsing
Now THAT is scarily true. And WE know that it would be THEM that did it purely FOR the sake of blaming US, thereby furthering their agenda of disarming “We the People”. What I did yesterday was write the RNC (http://gop.com), and suggest that they try the financial aspect. Quotes from Pisslousy about her constant drilling blockages, quotes from O
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 AMsamabama, about raising taxes, etc. The ad was funny, but I don’t think it will hit home quite as well. Density is exceedingly prevalent amongst the masses.Using
..And if he survives an attempt, real or contrived, he could upgrade to Obi-Wan status.
And, may I add his spouse to the list of possible suspects?
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 AMThey do tend to frequently get in each other’s way.
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The potential for civil discontent has been a factor since Dumbamass handlers placed him the race. If he didnt get the nomination.. rioting, if he doesnt win the election, rioting and the election was stolen. The funny thing is that the radical left cant see that this guy has been PR packaged from the word go, (and a well done job I might add) and that this is the “Cult of personality”. The real problem is that it seems that he believes his own peoples hype. The fact that they cant be honest with themselves and recognize that this “hype” is manufactured and needs to be toned down a bit is funny-scary at the same time. To not recognize that a large segment of people will be alientated by his LACK OF HUMILITY, is teh proverbial stooopid. I swear they run around behaving as if this guy is FLAWLESS. They defend him even when he utters nonsense, claim he hasnt changed his positions, and discount all his other all to human faults. Seems to me that this something that their counterparts dont lack. So much for “progressive” thinking……
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 AMUsing
Note to Radical Leftys…. please add the phrase “Lack of Humility” to your code book under racial slur. :em95:
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 AMUsing
The way I see it is this. The Dems decided that Hillary had to be taken out. She has way too much baggage, Hill Billy included, had way too strong a hold on the DNC Machine, and they knew that she would have a hell of a time getting past McCain, because the thought of both of the Clintons back in the White House was just too much for the majority of Americans. Obama was anointed back during the last DNC convention. One stirring speech in front of one of the largest Moonbat gatherings there is and he’s “The One”. They decided it was time to push a minority forward. It would assuage their White Guilt, and knock Herself out on her ass at the same time. Problem is, now he’s gotten way too big an ego from all the hype, and they are as stuck with a shitburger as we are with McCain. They just aren’t about to admit it. Instead of owning up to creating a Frankenstein *Code Word Alert* they are going to keep covering his ass with every misstep, hoping the idiot voters aren’t going to notice.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:15 AMUsing
Jumpin’ Jiminy Jeebus… Where have all the good trolls gone? :em98:
We need to come up with an alternative version of this Van Halen classic with that as the title and refrain…
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 AMUsing
Terrible Troy wrote:
Yep, Jesse already threatened to cut off Obama’s nether regions.
A woman called up Rush the other day and said that middle aged women are not especially impressed by Obama because he “talks like a girl”. After Jesse is through with him, I have to wonder if we will be able to tell the difference.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 AMUsing
Bacona,
I really don’t know why you bother. Muzzy’s credibility is about on par with Deej’s, the only difference being that the crap spewed by Muzzy has a european odor to it.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 AMUsing
Spent my whole Saturday morning on this one:
(More fun than going to Wally World with Mrs. Major and the Majorettes! :em01: )
Here’s how I see the next few months unfolding:
1) Barack O’Blitheringidiot will toss out the race cards like confetti at New Years. I still can’t believe he does that personally. What a dipshit!
2) The pathetic MSM continue to report on the aroma of every single fart outgassing from O’Blitheringidiot’s backsides. “McCain? Who? I’m sorry, is this someone we are supposed to know?”
3) If Hillary gets the Veep nod, O’Blitheringidiot enjoys one more Kwanza. If she doesn’t, she whacks him before or during the Dildocrat convention. Either way, O’Blitheringidiot is in deep poo. I envision another grassy knoll, a dipshit redneck with a big mouth taking the fall… and a “vigilante” silencing the dupe. An old song comes to mind: “Try to Remember (a Day in November)”
Oh, and a question for Troy: Does DynCorp hold the security contract for AFFTC Detachment 3? If not, who does? EGG? I’m polishing a novel and I want to get the facts straight. I’ll understand if you can’t answer.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:57 AMUsing
European Odor? Is that an evil code word for snatch rot? :em95: Does that make her an inedible cuntmuffin?
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 PMUsing
Dont know off hand Major,.. I came back from the shithole in June 06. But I will check a bud or two.. and see what I can determine. I wasn’t on a MTT or an Instructor for them.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 PMUsing
Hi everybody!! :em04:
I lost my cherry and pissed off my first troll today!
It’s a damn funny thing though, for the past couple of years I heard theories and conjectures about a Bush assassination on the news and in editorials and nobody said squat. Make one little drunken comment about the possibility the same happening to their Chosen One and they get their little
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 PMpanties in a knot! Go figure. Back at them. :em99:
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Well congrats on the cherry thing RP …. what? Were you waiting for that special midget to come along? :em95:
And please dont piss on the trolls … they smell bad enough as it is……
BTW … that knock on the door… wont be the Secret Service….. it may be the Jehovah’s Witness’s.. but not the SS, they got better things to do.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 PMUsing
Muzzy,
This song’s for you.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:19 PMUsing
R-P, you might want to clarify this statement:
Does that mean you got your first, uh… Hmmmm… How to put this delicately?… Piece of Ass AND you pissed off a troll, or you lost your “pissing off a Troll” cherry? Either way, CONGRATULATIONS are in order!!! :em93:
In honor of R-Ps accomplishment, I bestow this on CongoManBoy:
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 PMUsing
Major,
Great pic, but you got one little thing wrong. He wouldn’t be caught dead with an American flag on his person. He’d have the ersatz Obama flag from the tail of Big Head One.
Still and all… :em69: :em69:
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 PMUsing
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August 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 PMUsing
LC The Major wrote:
Very nice work. You can tell it was done on a Mac!
One nit though. Did you Photoshop Obama’s ears? They look smaller in your picture than in real life. :em02:
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 PMUsing
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You are correct, I should have used the clarifier When instead of the and statement. Bad syntax, please excuse me, and many thanks for the CONGRATULATIONS!
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August 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 PMUsing
LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope,
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 PMThat is an awesome production!
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur
Like the disingenuous bastard he is, he starting wearing the flag pin a few months ago.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 PMPicture taken on April 15th, 2008
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August 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 PMHail Centurion! :em04: Thanks for the congrats! Oh, and thank you and every other Vet here at The Rott for their service to our country. The Vets are the best this country has and I am damn mighty proud to live in the same country with you. The words thank you seem inadequate.
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Comment by LC GodIsMyJudge
Nope, left ‘em as is. It could be due to lens choice. I suspect most pictures of “The One” are taken with long telephotos. You know, ‘cuz there is such a huge throng of Chris Matthews type panty throwers between “The One” and the photographer. Telephotos would tend to flatten the face and exaggerate the ears. Wider angled lenses would do the opposite. Or… Obambicile is an evil shape shifter and purposefully made his ears smaller. :em01:
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 PMUsing
CongoBoi strikes me as having what I call ‘negative charisma’ .. when he enters a room it feels like nine people LEFT
August 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 PMUsing
Was looking at the possibility of Blackwater or DynCorp Troy. As it sits, I’m with TW. Either of your other two organizations would have been much more fun.
August 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 PMUsing
Blake it depends on what you consider fun…. I will say it was a …… interesting experience. I interviewed with BW for a permanent party Instructor position at Myock but DOS didnt like me cause I didnt have 5 yrs continuous experience as a Firearm Instructor (only 2). At the time (05) BW was loosing its freaking mind and growing WAY too fast (in outpaced its support structure. Dyn had its distinct ups and downs, initialy they didnt know how to place me, as I am a career security guy (No LE No Mil) but I also have all my LE instructor creds, along with some happy crappy industry orientated schools.. On top of doing the diplomatic security thing, the company I worked for had a bunch of high end “classified” projects in the DC area they provided for, so we were producing high end security Officers to maintain staffing. Anyway, it worked out Ok. But most of what Dyn is doing is LE training in asscrackistan. and I didnt do that…. I was just a regular ole security guy and thats my story and Im sticking too it….. :em69:
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 PMUsing
That’s because the average intelligence in the room drops by at least that much.
You stick to that story Killer, just like you rehearsed it. :em02:
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:03 PMUsing
I hereby accept the title, The Duchess Imperial Mrs Macho Panties. (With Sire’s blessing of course)
Guess you’re not so useless to humanity after all, CongoBoil!
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 PMUsing
Ok folks, here I am with my new title and a new avatar.
How y’all like these “macho pants”? :em93:
“Lady H”
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 PMUsing
Please allow me to be one of the many LC’s to bow to your eternal dignity and humility your highness. I will hereby refer to you as simply … DA BOMB! :em93: :em93:
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 PMUsing
All Hail Lady Macho Panties (i dunno, still sounds kinda metrosexual to me) :em93:
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 PMUsing
Comment by Lady H
The Major bows deeply to the new Duchess Imperial Mrs Macho Panties. A toast: May your reign be fruitful and trouble free! :em03:
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 PMUsing
Imagine this: Obama wins with less than 40 % of the vote due to Barr and Nader. The GOP takes the house back with a bare minority. The Senate stays even or goes a little more or less Dem. Obama fucks everything up beyond belief(imagine that) the Senate rolls to the GOP in 2010 and Obama keeps fucking up. Then in 2012 we are rid of Obama for good and the Dems are for the most part destroyed in the election of 2012. Best part of this is McCain is GONE FOREVER. Oh and I don’t care what McCain did in the war what he has done in the Senate makes him a traitor to the Constution so he is a oathbreaker along with everything else. And I would like to end this with a big Fuck You Jonnie Boy have fun sucking Mexican cock in your hopfully short and painful retirement.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 PMUsing
Roger that glad777, which is the reason I gave the McCain campaign caller why I wouldn’t vote for him. Hopefully he and the RNC will get the message.
Which reminds me, registered Republicans need to be in constant contact with the RNC. It’s not enough that RINO’s go down in flames, the “leadership” needs to know why the rank-and-file aren’t lining up for a bite of the shit sandwich.
Otherwise they will find some other reason than “we aren’t staying true to our Conservative roots” for the loss, and it will probably be some bullshit about not being able to appeal to the “swing” or moderate voters, which means they will swing even FURTHER left, which is how you got to where you are now.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 AMUsing
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Hail to the Duchess Imperial!
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August 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 AMUsing
McCain….. sheeeeeit… rid of him in 2012? More like 2009.5 That fucker will not survive the presidency…. his heart will crap out in office. Im telling you guys.. the VP will be running the show in less than 1 yr into either of the “winners” presidency….
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 AMUsing
So many targets to frisk, so little time!
There, fixed that for ya…
HE however isn’t quit so hip on the idea as he’s refused to engage McVain on any platform other than the 3 scheduled debates once the nomination is decided. Gee go figure.
Age Discrimination; Another shining example of the lefts “tolerance”
Let ‘em when they do and they all end up back in rice paddies and filling in for the oxen that starved the fuck to death, don’t blame the US.
You got a serious fucking problem with the Military and those who served this country don’t you asshole? What is it; envy?
Don’t feel manly enough when faced with your obvious superiors?
Your first piece of pussy really WAS a cat?
Newflash congocumdumpster, you ain’t fit to lick the boots of a wet behind the ears E-1 in his first day of Basic. Now Fuck off lest I drag your sorry ass into the Imperial Colosseum and really shred your worthless hide.
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 AMUsing
What sucks is being over the half century mark now. 74-80, C-130 Avionics, discovered that I could get paid to do what I did for fun, crosstrained into SAMTU/CATM. 80-94. Firearms training experience?
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:31 AMUsing
And you’re right Troy, neither will last the term. VP is everything for either.
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 AMUsing
DдrтH бдкфи
I was intending to while away a pleasant Sunday morning casually fisking the incoherent mess you lamely attempted to pass off a response. Then I thought, “Fuck it. This shit can be done with bullet points”. Here goes:
1) I’m a he, not a she. Sorry, if that sours your little crush, sweetcheeks.
2) I do hope I didn’t offend you with my “…inappropriate sexual reference to an ideological opponent”. We all know that such unseemly outbursts are entirely verboten on The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, that last bastion of civilised online discourse, where lions lie down with lambs, and people of all ideological persuasions march forth toward the lands of milk and honey impeded only by my occasional and wholly inappropriate sexual references to ideological opponents. Which nobody else ever makes. Ever. Nuh-uh. I’m the only one.
People of the Rott, I beseech you. Congregate in the meeting places of your cities, and demand the banishment of the one they call ‘Muzzy’. Rid your realm of his obscenity, and return the Rott to the pristine and child-friendly state in which it previously existed
Dumbass.
3) I didn’t attack the “Substance” of the complaint for one very good reason: There wasn’t any! I know. Blows your fucking mind, doesn’t it? A baseless attack from the Right Wing Wurlitzer. When did they ever stoop so low? The video was stupid, sophomoric bullshit, and McCain knows it. If that’s the best he’s got, then he’s got nothing. Bring on the debates, I say. The looks on you guys faces when you see Obama waxing eloquent on, say, Asian industrial expansion while McCain stands there like the senile old goober he is trying to remember what continent China is on and whether they’re an ally, would alone justify Obama’s entire campaign.
4) There are a whole number of sensible reasons one might choose to reject Obama, and I know a number of sensitive and intelligent people who advocate these reasons. That he is “arrogant” is quite possibly the stupidest reason out there. Of course he’s arrogant! He’s running for President!. He thinks he can lead the free world! What do you think McCain’s slogan for President is? “I’m John McCain. I’m nothing special and would probably make a terrible President”?
5) A lot of people abroad support Obama. So what? It’s good that Obama is popular abroad. His election could do a lot to undo the damage caused by Bush. Under Bush, America has ceased to be regarded as a paragon of liberty, equality, and justice, and is instead held to be the geopolitical equivalent of a fat retarded kid that just sat on an anthill. It is in your best interests that this perception be corrected.
Phew. Done. Honestly Darth, I could piss on an electrical outlet and bang my head off the keyboard from the involuntary spasm, and still make more sense than you.
Try harder please.
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:05 AMUsing
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Yeah. He should take the High Road. Like Al Gore, or John Kerry.
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 AMUsing
LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope
Credit where it’s due, fella. That’s a great fucking pic! Nice work.
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 AMUsing
I wrote:
Forgot to attribute this bit of brilliance to congoboy. Terribly remiss of me.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:03 AMUsing
I tire of libtardian moonbats and communists. This nation was born of blood and fire, that its people might be free to excel, and to keep what was theirs, earned by the sweat of their brow, and the blood, and the pain. We left a kingdom that took more than its tithe. This nation was not born of a desire to share, and share alike, but to earn and to succeed on ones own, or such sharing as there was to be was between the team involved in the success.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 AMIf you wish to live in a communal society, fine. There are nations all around the world that may suit you. And the thing most baffling is that this, the most powerful, the most giving, the freest nation on the face of the planet in history, seems to be sliding into the same ruin as has every other nation of its type, in its day and time, in said history. We have the greatest science, the finest archaeological examples and proof of the past, and yet we let it slide by us as wind.
Why? For fucks sake, why can we not learn from our own textbooks, and avoid the ruin that has befallen all great societies before ours?
Communism has PROVEN not to work, time and time again, throughout history, and yet they try it some more. We do not want a socialist ruling class, despite the fact it appears we have one even now. This shit has got to go.
As for you “outsiders”, like muzzy for example. Come enjoy our richness and success. Join us, if you will, to excel on your own. But in the words of Eddie Murphy, “This is MY house. If you don’t like it, you can get the fuck out!”
Cheers, nothin’ but luv for ya.
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Really? When do you plan on making your first attempt?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 AMUsing
Can I watch? Please?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 AMUsing
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Oh, I do it all the time. I find it a quick and convenient way to temporarily lower myself to your level :em93:
LC Cmblake
So long as you promise not to masturbate. You’ve got that court order, remember?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 AMUsing
Oooh, damn!
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:14 AMUsing
Actually I’m rather enjoying the public response I’ve seen and heard. Either hysterical laughter or blind rage. Count me as the former. So I can only speculate…the unwashed masses are simply woefully minsinformed. We need the left to lead us to the light. :em38: :em01:
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 AMNooo problem. We outnumber them greatly, we are also armed. If they are half as smart as they think they are they may wish to leave us alone. It’s healthier. I personally find them useless. Nor are we intimidated by or impressed with their alleged enlightenment. I really have more pressing concerns….many more pressing concerns…..
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Y’know, there are prescription medications than can deal with such levels of delusion. But if your happy being the Walter Mitty of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler then I won’t complain.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 AMUsing
Too bad their “light” is an oncoming freight train.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 AMUsing
muzzbutt, I managed to get this far into your post before my laughter caused me to tear up and I couldn’t get further.
I’m sure your post was a masterpiece of wit and conclus……
oh hell….
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muzzy, just the fact that you stick your ass in the air FIVE TIMES A DAY and pray to a pedofile disqualifies you from intelligent discourse. Now get back to fucking your goats and let the grown ups talk.
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 AMUsing
he waxes his eloquent? yuck.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 PMUsing
Major, how many stars does the flag pin have? 57?
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 PMUsing
And you keep coming back here.
If the Obamessiah says we have 57, I guess we have 57! All hail!
Lady H.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 PMUsing
“Waxes Eloquent”…. Stut…stut…stut…stutering.. Bama? uh uh uh uh… waxing eloquent? PuuuhhhhLeeeeaaass! he cant even complete a complete fucking sentence without the word Uh in it five times without his teleprompter. My DOG has better diction than Bama and he mostly growls. Dont get me wrong Bama delivers prepared remarks pretty damn good…. but I think he’s going to uh uh and stut stut his way through the debates… I think his people know it and that is thier reluctance to meet in a debate forum outside of the absolute minimum required.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 PMUsing
Sublime. Was the “I know you are but what am I” function button stuck with your dried up unused spunk? :em98:
They may have more in common than you think judging by this.
Nothing against your pooch of course.
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 PMUsing
Muzzy wrote:
[snipping out the drivel]
Let’s unpack paragraph #5…
This first assertion is a statement clearly without understanding. Just how is the American president’s popularity with the international masses in any way useful to us? Especially given the reality that the international masses always want the #1 superpower to be knocked down a rung (no matter who it is and how benevolent it might be - as in the case of the USA)?
Remember, it is MUCH better to be feared than loved when you are #1. I would say that the current state of affairs is that the US is respected AND feared. Under Obama, we’ll likely become the country that people remember used to elect qualified individuals as president (and I include Carter in the list of people with qualifications). With Bush, love him or hate him, at least he has gravitas, is principled, and knows what he believes. No one is going to accuse Obama of ANY of those traits.
Even Clinton (who WAS popular with the worl’ which still didn’t stop AQ from bombing us at every turn) had WAAAY more qualifications than Obama, and Clinton will go down in history as one of our worst presidents.
Bottom line, Obama being popular (if he actually will be - which I doubt) with the drooling international masses will get us exactly zero benefits.
What damage? Give us specifics please. And assuming you can provide an example, how SPECIFICALLY, would Obama undo said damage?
Proof of this Muzzy? Given that many countries have gone more conservative in their leaders since Bush was elected seems to contradict your assertion. Furthermore, tens of MILLIONS of people from around the world have been liberated as a direct result of Bush’s leadership. Getting rid of Saddam may very will go down in history as one of the greatest acts of justice ever achieved by any American president. Again, love him or hate him, Bush’s efforts at bringing “equality” to the domestic masses (education reform, prescription drug bennies for the elderly, even amnesty for Mexican illegals, are all efforts of a liberal politician. Exactly why do you have a problem with that Muzzy? (I have a problem with it but a lib like you shouldn’t).
Again, just who, of any consequence, thinks this? An example might be in order if you even have one.
Since it is a bogus canard you invented, I’m not too worried about “correcting” the perception.
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:42 PMUsing
Comment by Sir Christopher
After careful examination of the original Magruder photograph of the lapel pin, recovered from the Texas School Book Depository at Area 51, with and without Margarita enhancement, I have come to the conclusion that… I need another Margarita! :em03:
Funny, under Margarita enhancement, there appear to be two lapel pins! Each with one big blurry, bluish-white star! So… the evidence strongly suggests there were actually TWO pins in the photograph, one star each, not 57. Therefore, the “Second Pin at the Grassy Knoll” theory appears quite plausible.
***Please note that my investigation was done every bit as carefully as the Warren Commission, the Condon Committee Study and the Vince Foster “Suicide” Inquiry***
Oh, thanks for the compliments, Quilly & Muzzy!
Remember… you too can conduct quality criminal, scientific and climate change investigations with a sufficient quantity of The Major’s Megarita Recipe!
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 PMUsing
The “hic” Major sez:
and here’s proof that he lives by his words:
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 PMUsing
Jaybear, four of those blue-green agave bad boys for each Congresscritter would make for a damn fine Congressional Hearing! Probably would improve it to the point of near coherency! :em01:
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 PMUsing
the after vote brawl would be worth the price of admission alone sir…..
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 PMUsing
It’d be nice to see Demcong pussies like Murtha, Reid, Obameinfürher or Pelosi get his/her ass beat by a bunch of rowdy drunk southern Rethuglicans, wouldn’t it? I’d pay good money to witness that! :em93:
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 PMUsing
OK, you gotta hand it to the guy, that WAS pretty good. At least this troll does understand the word satire. It’s probably unintentional, but still pretty good.
Of course he’s just as shithouse-rat crazy as the rest of them, but you can’t have everything.
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 PMUsing
Re Major: :em04:
You said:
Hell, after a couple of those Margaritas I’d be willing to participate.
:em04: :em04: :em04: From the land of rowdy drunk southern Rethuglicans!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 PMUsing
DEMCONG PUSSIES??? Is that a inapropiate sexual remark? What is that like a giant gorilla pussy or sumthin? Do I need to get my groove on wit sum dem cong pussies? I dont want to miss out on any new pussy! Course the ole lady says if I was a bit ummmm… larger I could get new pussy right here at home. :em01: :em01:
** Please excuse the preceeding message. The writer is clinically insane and was listening to his DOG again**
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:57 PMUsing
Would “Demcong Festering Vaginas” have been more appropriate? Trust me, Troy, you don’t want to wet your wick in Demcong Cooter. They be monsters in thar caves! Monsters with TEETH! Besides, do you really want to fight the flies for sloppy whatevers?
And about the “ole lady…” I recommend strapping a Harley engine to your ass. A few minutes of that high torque thumpin’ and she’ll be beggin’ for mercy! :em93:
BTW, my dog Sam talks to me, too. He tells me to do things. Bad things… :em95:
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 PMUsing
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August 3rd, 2008 at 11:41 PMUsing
Your dog too! I swear its a sign of the “end times”. I mean Dog is like .. You gotta go kill socialists… you gotta go kill socialists.. over and freaking over and over .. like a godamn mantra or something. I take him for a ride in the car .. and Dog says “there’s a socialist! Pretend your having convulsions and “accidently” run him over….. or there’s a anti war rally! Pretend your scared and accelerate through them. I go to the range.. Dog says.. No envision that your target is a black senator from Illinois. I say DOG STOP! I cant do that. He says… YES WE CAN!… It was DOG who told me to come to this website.. we were surfing and …. well he liked the name. I dont know what Im going to do … Im scared I can only hold on but for a short time longer…… I dont want to listen to dog…. but I HAVE TO he’s in my head!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:09 AMUsing
I could give a flying fart about what people abroad are doing.
They don’t live here, you moron. (sorry if I have offended any LC’s with actual morons in their family, Muzzie actually would have to really study hard to become a moron.)
I don’t want a president who “stands tall in the world community,” because the world community is one step backward from the bar scene in Star Wars.
The world community is one big hellhole, and you want us to become like them?
Our institutions and our ideals are the best in the world, and every pissant communist that pisses on them just takes us closer to the edge of the hellhole abyss.
Other countries should be more like us.
Oh and one more thing…
I doubt that.
August 4th, 2008 at 3:33 AMUsing
I don’t see what the problem could be.
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August 4th, 2008 at 3:54 AMUsing
this is kind of priceless too:
Pickup thief loses truck to carjacker
you just gotta love SFGate
August 4th, 2008 at 9:26 AMUsing
Major,
That’s the recipe for a Blue Margarita. And did you know that Blue Curacao is made from orange peels?
*walks away trying to remember which cabinet shaker/strainer is in*
August 4th, 2008 at 7:13 PMUsing
Troy, that’s a GOOD DOG you got there! My dogs are more indiscriminate. They just stop at the word “kill.”
Comment by LC Ranger 6
I don’t think they are the same recipe. I looked up the recipe for a Blue Margarita and they did not use key lime liqueur (Ke Ke). It’s hard to find Ke Ke, at least in these parts it is, so I snatch it up whenever I see it. The ingredient ratios for Blue Margarita make it much stronger drink than mine and far bluer in color. I only use enough Blue Curacao to make it a light teal color. I also use Cuervo Mix, which contains orange and Mexican Limon juice (I really like the mix anyway, and it saves me time by not having to re-create the taste using separate ingredients).
Weekend Project: I think I will try upping the tookillya side of the ratio to 1:2 or 1:3 give it more *whack*! :em03:
August 6th, 2008 at 11:02 AMUsing