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Take notes their will be a test afterwards. Meanwhile, Writer Howie Carr for the Boston Herald swings a mighty clue- bat at the loony left libtards, with no mercy whatsoever.
Test: How to tell if you’re a moonbat
I don’t own the word “moonbat,” but I have had custody of it for a good long while now, and there are a couple of misconceptions I’d like to clear up.
First, a moonbat is not something you want to be, even in Arlington, where they have begun selling T-shirts that say, “Menotomy Moonbats.” Hey moonbats, lose the bat logo. Truth in advertising requires you to put on the front of your moonbat shirts a photo of Sen. Jim Marzilli, your hero, the perv in a Prius, with these words underneath:
“Sen. Marzilli Groped Me and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt.”
Instead, they try to redefine the word itself into a positive. As one Arlington moonbat told the Arlington Advocate, “A ‘moonbat’ is someone who’s willing to be a little bit of a dreamer.”
His dream, our nightmare.
Second, despite what you may have heard Friday morning on the Fox News Channel segment that I was on, there is no such thing as a “right-wing moonbat.” Some Air America type was just trying to give me the needle. Right-wing moonbats? That’s an oxymoron, like “sober judge” or “law-abiding illegal alien.”
Whoever says “right-wing moonbat” is full of guano.
For those who came in late, moonbats are trust-funded, medicated, middle-aged, white-guilt-ridden blogging lefty losers who inflicted Deval Patrick upon the working people. The moonbats now yearn to elect Sen. Barack Obama, a Deval on steroids.
If you are a guy with a ponytail, chances are you’re a moonbat - if you have a wide-brim leather hat too, the odds rise to 100 percent. If you’re a woman and you bring knitting to public meetings, consider yourself positively ID’ed.
Like most people, I know ’em when I see ’em. But if you are wondering whether or not you are a moonbat, here are some of the most obvious traits:
You refer to the current national administration as the “Cheney-Bush regime.”
You’ve used the word “Halliburton” at least once in the last 10 minutes.
The biggest issue in the state: gay marriage.
The second biggest issue in the state: the pressing need for more bicycle paths.
You take part in the weekly anti-war protests on the town post office with all the other grandmothers, or should I say the women who would be grandmothers if they hadn’t had so many abortions 30 years ago.
You’re the only one on your block who still has the Globe delivered.
You believed the National Enquirer totally when they busted Rush Limbaugh.
You don’t believe a word of the National Enquirer now that it’s busting John Edwards.
Your car contains at least three of the following bumper stickers: “Redefeat Bush,” “1-20-09,” “We ARE a Family and We Vote,” “Kerry-Edwards,” “Free Mumia,” “9/11 Was an Inside Job” and “Got Hope?”
You still miss your favorite old bumper stickers: “Free Leonard Pelletier,” “War Is Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things” and “Re-elect Marzilli.”
You scoff at people who believe in God, but just as fervently believe that there is a “scientific consensus” about global warming.
You’d never admit that the reason you don’t care about Obama’s plans to tax the middle class back to the Stone Age is because your dad down in New York put all your trust funds into tax-free municipal bonds.
You still watch Channel 2 and listen to NPR.
If you live in Newton, you can’t figure out why Mayor Cohen isn’t running for re-election.
You’ll never vote for state Treasurer Tim Cahill again after he sold out the Democratic Party by saying he wanted to be a “friend of the taxpayer.”
You think someone should nominate Arline Isaacson for a Nobel Prize.
You have both of Barack Obama’s books, and you’ve been meaning to get around to reading them, but . . .
You haven’t uttered the word “Christmas” since 1983, lest you offend someone.
Forget vegetarian, you’d like to be a vegan . . . except for that no-ice-cream thing.
And finally, you’re definitely a moonbat if you’ve realized that the next bumper sticker you put on your Prius is going to say, “Free Jim Marzilli.”
LCs performing poorly on this exam by identifying with at least three of these mindless memes will submit their names to Teh Managment™ for an extended visit to the gulag, reindrocton came unless you want the Full Treatement in the dungeon gameroom, with our Imperial Torturer™ as your mentor.
Carry On.
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While I always THOUGHT I knew how to recognize a moonbat, I know NOW for sure. The issue is I know too damn many people that fit into multiple areas of the survey, and I have to work with them everyday…
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:21 AMUsing
For a moment I thought I might be turning into a moonbat, got me on three.
1) I do have a wide brimmed leather hat; it keeps glare off the rear sight assembly. :em96:
2) Gay marriage is a big deal; not that I have strong convictions one way or the other, I just oppose virtually everything else that gay marriage supporters promote.
3) Bike paths; if this county would spend half as much on roads as they do on bike paths I wouldn’t have to get my alignment checked everytime I change the oil in my F150. :em12:
Thankfully I left the San Fran of the mid-west (Madison Wisconsin) before they absorbed me into the collective.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 AMUsing
Tell me about it Vulcanrider! :em12:
I live in the Belly of the Beast, Greenwich Village. It’s a permanent moonbat infestation here. I gotta look at those self-satisfied smirking ponytails every day. :em98:
Great article though. :em99: :em01: It sums up the moonbat characteristics succintly, in a way I have not seen yet. :em69: :em93: :em03:
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 AMUsing
You might be a moon-bat if…
… you’re a balding gray-haired guy with a ponytail and soul-patch.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:10 AMUsing
Speaking of untreated moonbattery:
CHINAMAN WHO BEHEADED CANUCK ON BUS ATE HIS PRICK BEFORE ARREST!
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Even though no specific body part was mentioned, that, and the scissors and knife give it away doncha say?
Also, the attacker buying hot dog buns at the last rest stop should be a clue Sherlock! :em93:
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:10 AMUsing
I always thought this was a moonbat. Cute little buggers.
It’s early, I may screw that up. But knitting in public meetings? My wife crochets in council meetings sometimes, just the thing after she spent the afternoon blasting .45 bullets down range, after saluting the flag and taking the pledge. A moonbat? I might get a needle shoved in my ass asking her that.
[Fixed it fer ya -- DJ]
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 AMUsing
He forgot to add the “co-exist” bumper sticker (with all the religions) and the upside down American flag (or the new 19 star version - stars for only the Blew States :em38: )
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 AMUsing
Oh well. Sigh, back to the coffeepot…..
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:14 AMUsing
The term “raving socialist moonbat” was originally coined by British conservatives and libertarians to describe George Monbiot and his columns in the Guardian.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 AMUsing
Jeebus!!!
CAN WE GET A GUANO CLEANUP ON AISLE 10!!!!
Nice try deej.
Thou art Moonbat.
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 AMUsing
DJ…. ALL Sterotypes are born from truism. You know this. It maybe exagerated but the foundation is there. And you cant have a “stereotype” with just one example.. thats why its “stereo” (plural) and “type” (sameness)
As far as the whole Christmas and Happy Holidays .. you know as well as everyone else here that anything defined as “religious” has been under attack by the ACLU & atheist / agnstics for years and years.. Just recently in San Diego the ACLU petitioned the court to have a large cross removed from the Veterans Memorial (they lost that case but they’ll probably appeal). The term ‘Happy Holidays” wasnt a creation of the corporations but a response because of the litigation from those that were “offended” by the religious connotations of Christ mass and the saying “merry Christmas”. With Santa and gift giving aside … Christmas is a holiday (time of celebration) significant to the birth of the Christ.
Happy Holidays… there are only two in the same time period. Of the two only one involves gift giving as a defined tradition (Christmas) the other (New year) is the non-religious celebrating of new beginings. Used to be , Merry Christmas & have a Happy New Year. What happened to that? Happy fucking Holidays indeed, this is a PRIME example of PC speak designed to meet the needs of a SLIM SLIM minority.
Faded Stickers irk you? Yet you indicate that dust and dirt on your vehicle irk you too. Do you think that its the dust and dirt thing that projects to the stikers? And are you psychic? How can you determine wether or not someone has “forgotten” the sticker on their car? Can you look into the mind of the owner? Or is it based on your Felix Unger dust and dirt compulsion? With the number of used cars out there how can you even determine if the sticker belongs to the current owner?
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 AMUsing
And you’re going to have to wait a looooong friggin’ time, brudda, since the MSM seem to have put a full Circle The Wagons Embargo™ on the subject. Which, of course, surprises, baffles and stuns me :em01:
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 PMUsing
HEY!!!!!!!
Yeah, that’s why the government organization I USED to work for sent out a nationwide policy letter that forbade us from using the term “Merry Christmas”. And if you didn’t see or hear of that more than from O’Reilly, you need to get out more…
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 PMUsing
they forgot one major qualification for Moonbattiness:
NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 PMUsing
oh noes!!! i listen to npr, had a ponytail (30 some years ago) and owned a leather hat.
I ARE MOONBATTED!!!11!!
is there no cure?
p.s. DJ the proper term on the right is “Wingnut” :em93:
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 PMUsing
Troy this holiday thing is bogus. in the 60’s the boxes of mixed christmas cards my mother bought always had some that said seasons greetings or happy holidays. no big deal, just variety, untill the thought police crawled out from under their rocks and started p.c. speak.
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 PMUsing
try saying Merry Christmas in a public school sometime…..I once saw a fellow teacher berate a kid for his inappropriate language for saying Merry Christmas to a friend…….a week later when the “winter break” began, I made a point of wishing this teacher a “Very Merry Christmas”…….her stunned reaction was well worth it :em99:
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 PMUsing
Thanks Terrible Troy you said exaclty what I was trying to figure out how to put into words. :em69: :em69:
Deej; keep posting your well thought out opinions. Any one sided discussion is not a debate, and that’s one of the many things I like about the Rottweiler Empire, opposing view points are not only tolerated they’re welcomed. :em93:
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 PMUsing
Why? Because it’s not the Soviet flag?
Sorry Deej, you made that WAY too easy.
Judging by your response I say Howie not only hit a homerun, but hit it out of the stadium! :em03:
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 PMUsing
Ooops,
Was listening to Mark Levin’s podcast from friday and missed the edit window timeout ….
try offering an opposing viewpoint to the left, regardless of specific subject, if it makes it passed the “censors” it’ll be pulled down before you can finish a beer. :em58: not that I’m going to stop trying …. :em98: :em41:
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:36 PMUsing
Having heard the Anointed One Himself(TM) read entire chapters from his books, I have to ask…What needed to be altered or taken out of context. Truly the only “audacity” evident was the self-agrandizment of someone so very young and clueless believing that he had anything of consequence to say that merited the effort of publishing. But I have to admit, I did find them revealing, which didn’t exactly make me a convert.
August 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 PMUsing
Hail Rotts! :em04:
I recently had to further my education to retrain for a new career. When I settled into my new role as a middle aged student, I found that I had entered the holy shrine of Moonbatism. As a conservative, many times I found myself in situations where my fundamental beliefs were at odds with the humanistic and socialist indoctrination that is being spoon fed to impressionable empty heads. I could not deny my beliefs and just regurgitate the liberal :em72: that I was being exposed to. I got to witness first hand how education has been destroyed by the moonbat idiots. In our schools there is far much time wasted
on Algore and not enough time devoted to Algorithms. Fortunately for me my major was highly technical
and I did not have to labor through a bunch of useless humanities :em72:.
The one universal trait that I have noticed with moonbats is the tendency to never admit to being wrong.
I notice that DJ still refers to the holy moonbat religion of Climate Change.(see previous statement)
Man, I’m getting a little bored with this Halliburton baloney. If one is going to develop any type of
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:07 PMoil service or exploration, just who the hell do you call? Fed-Ex? Ben and Jerry’s? Hell no. You call in
the professionals.
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Redneck Programmer sez:
you should try teaching in a high school if you want to see it first hand. I was pretty up front about my political beliefs, but knew a lot of other conservative teachers who kept it under wraps out of fear of retribution by building administration or the district or union…..I could never understand that, and I said in staff meetings more than once “last time I checked, free speech applied to everyone right?”
I was the technical support in the high school where I taught, I helped with computer and software and web problems all the time. One time a teacher asked me to help her with her DVD player, she couldn’t get it to play through her overhead projector. I came out of my class (where we were showing a movie too) and spent about 15 minutes taking care of it. While talking to the kids during this time, I asked them what movie they were going to watch…..it was An Inconvenient Truth…….I kind of gave a look of impending nausea and told them we were watching a legitimate documentary called Riding Giants ( a documentary about big wave surfers) in my video class. Not that I condone this kind of behavior, but I noticed that a few of those kids managed to sneak out of their class and into mine during that period……..i know nothing…..nnnnnothing!!!
most of these kids know when they’re being fed a bunch of bullshit…..gives me confidence for the future of this country.
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 PMUsing
Hail Jaybear: :em04:
Thank you for your positive contribution to to our society!!!! :em04: :em04: :em04:
I also met some fine intelligent youngsters. It does give hope for the future.
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:54 PMUsing
DJ.. Please take a moment from your busy day to educate on what the fuck the commecialization of the holiday has to do with the “allowable” greetings and references to said holiday have to do with one another… Seperate fucking issues man…. So what, Macy’s commercialized christmas… is that supposed to mean they invented the gift giving tradition of the holiday or did they just expand on it? Cause seems to me that in many many households it was tradition for children to recieve special treats & toys as a comemoration of the holiday. Ultimately none of that takes away from the holidays original reason for existing and that is the celebration of the Birth of the CHRIST.
And a faded sticker provides you with an indication that the person operating the car not only placed it there, but has also forgotten its meaning?? WTF fuckety fuck? That has got to be one of the dumbest assumptions I’ve heard in a long time. Hey DJ.. the paint on your house is faded… guess you dont give a shit about that house huh? Hey DJ… your car doesnt shine like it did on the show room floor, I dont give a shit how well you keep it clean and waxed, the paint HAS faded… guess you dont give a shit about that car. Give me a fucking BREAK. Nonsense… absolute NONSENSE SIR.
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 PMUsing
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Which is exactly what the “climate change deniers” have been saying all along, and have been savaged for it. But, you can’t deny that it is a “religion” for some people, and the Prophet Algore is at the head of it. Most of these people are rabid leftys, not all, but most.
And Deej is right about the flag. When it gets faded or tattered, the right thing to do is to take it down and replace it. To do otherwise shows disrespect.
Gotta go pull the flag sticker off my window now, I would have done it sooner but I haven’t been able to find a replacement for it. That doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about it by the way, just that I haven’t found a suitable replacement. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 PMUsing
DJ… this is from your initial post.
You were the one than inserted the commercilization of the holiday as one of the justification for the “Happy Holidays” See it right there in the middle? And your position is that its not cdue to PC speak, but a byproduct of the commercilaization (those evul corporate bastards!) But here’s the deal, you know as well as I do that the “Happy Holidays” replaced “Merry Christmas & have a Happy New Year” because of the PC crapola. Im not saying that Happy Holidays wasnt used before the PC shitstorm, but I am saying is NOW it is policy to NOT SAY Merry Christmas or Happy ChakaKhan (forgive me, I forgot the correct spelling and was not trying to demean your religious heritage) Now you can only say Happy Holidays. The fact that as Jew you dont have a problem with anything only means that you’re a reasonable man (in this instance).
NEXT…. You wrote
And then in your last missive I get asked if Im being argumentative as you were “only talking about flag etiquette” before you tack on the “Support the troops” sticker along with it……. The Flag thing .. Im with you….. What Im not with at all is that you seem to beleive that you can presume whats on persons mind or not based on the faded sticker. Did you ever stop to think that it being faded was an indicator that the user had these patriotic setiments for that last 6 yrs (since the beggining) and was proud of that? DID YOU? No.. instead you chose to frame your thoughts as being to the negative… “that person MUST have forgotten”. I am going to ask you to consider this… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE without speaking with that person and understanding thier mindset?
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:42 PMUsing
Can’t disagree with that. I may be old fashioned but I don’t like flag clothing, hats, underwear, curtains etc… The flag symbolizes too much to make it trivial by putting it on everything. I was looking at a boyscout troop and realized they wear the flag patch backwards. The field of blue is to the rear of the sleeve, hmmm. Can anyone explain that?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 PMUsing
Jay,
When I was a graduate teaching assistant at our local university, it was “suggested” to us not to say “happy holidays” cause that might offend the muslims (and we all know how easily THEY get offended), or “merry Christmas” cause that might offend the Jews.
I, being of sound mind, and totally UN-PC, said…”watch me.” As we dismissed for Christmas break, I told my classes, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Every year after that after I got a job teaching at the uni I was at for the last 13 years, I passed around a fun exercise where my students had to identify Christmas carols from verbose descriptions. I would hook up my international students with my American students, and they all had fun.
If anyone got offended, I never heard about it. Much ado about nothing on the part of the moonbats.
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 PMUsing
Two small nits to pick with the article, and Caveman has addressed one of them. I, too, bring my crochet out in public on occasion.
And, the official term, iirc, is barking moonbat. Personally, I like that better than just moonbat.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 PMUsing
Ok .. DJ.. I can now say that I agree with you on the Merry Christmas thing. Im sure that really makes your day…. NOT.
Still not with you on the presumption thing… but we’ve vollyed it back and forth now and there is no sense in beating a dead ball … or was that horse?…. or was that wife? beating a dead wife??? That makes no sense….
Dog says next time you get Steak.. save some scraps for him. Apparently kibbies are getting old.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:50 PMUsing
Azygos
simple ignorance bro. the field should always lead. i sent an e-mail to the NRA about that because they are putting the flag backwards on their hats. you would think they would know better.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 PMUsing
Not much of a test.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 PMIf you discuss the ’social contract’ as if it were a real legal document like the Constitution, you’re a moonbat.
If you believe businesses are really support groups for their line employees, you’re a moonbat.
If you claim everything you want as a right because you don’t believe some things are priveledges, like jobs,
college admissions, club memberships, and otherwise invading our lives through civil rights legislation, you’re a moonbat.
If you have a laundry list of objects and activities you want to prohibit because you hate those who posess and or practice them, you’re a moonbat.
If you believe companies and merchants are price gouging simply because their costs exceed your comfort level of payment at the checkout lane, you’re a moonbat.
If you believe life should be painless, you’re a moonbat.
If you draw jury duty and refuse to convict a serial killer or any other type of garden variety felon for self serving specious motives, you’re a moonbat.
Competition is the basis of all life on earth. If you’re a bottom feeder because you refuse to engage in it, you’re a moonbat.
If you believe that government takes over where your parents left off in your care and feeding, you’re an incorrigable moonbat who does not deserve to draw another breath.
Did I miss anything? All other LC’s pile it on.
That is all
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I was at the range today, shot a good 300 rounds with my buddy. So they have this printed paper.. “whats the point of voting, on one side you have a bitch thats a lawyer, married to a lawyer, opposing a lawyer thats married to a bitch thats also a lawyer.. on the other side you have a war hero, married to a woman with big boobs thst owns a beer company.. whats the question?”
BTW misha, i’m about to email you a guest post.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:48 AMUsing
If you believe the word ‘abortion’ is in the Constitution, you might be a moonbat.
If you believe that the Declaration of Independence guarantees your right to free health care and college, you might be a moonbat.
If you think I’m going to go on a killing spree simply because I sleep with a Glock in my nightstand, you might be a moonbat.
If you think the phrase “Give War a Chance” should not be considered free speech, and has no place on a T-shirt or a bumper sticker, you might be a moonbat.
And finally, if you have your head so far up your fourth point of contact that you would ask someone who you KNOW is a vet, who you KNOW spent 2 years in the sandbox, who you KNOW is married to a life-time soldier, “What are we doing in Iraq? Seems like a waste of time.”, you are a certified moonbat and are extremely lucky I didn’t punch you in your face, brother-in-law.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:55 AMUsing
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August 4th, 2008 at 7:31 AMUsing
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August 4th, 2008 at 7:31 AMUsing
DJ,
Your “obvious” is far different from our “obvious.”
And, actually, the troops did have a choice. This is an all-volunteer military. If you don’t want to serve, don’t enlist. Period. You know, Dave, you really should stop speaking for the military. You don’t have a clue.
All of us who signed on the line knew that we might be asked to go to combat.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 AMUsing
Bad news for goblins in Kansas City…(link from Boortz):
Bank customer shoots gunman after robbery
August 4th, 2008 at 9:39 AMUsing
DJ … End the madness? Please tell me what you beleive would happen in Iraq and Afghanistan if we were to pull all our troops TODAY. If you have the inclination feel free to specualte on the impact our departure would have on the entire region.. Im just curious exactly how you envision the END of the madness. Makes for good brain candy…Oh …. One other request…. Have you ever been immersed in a Muslim community / culture for a lengthy (more than two months) period of time?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:36 AMUsing
Apologies if this turns out as a double post…the rott timed out on me before:
Dave, the troops DO have a choice. You either enlist, or you don’t. Period. It’s not rocket science. If you are not willing to defend your country wherever the CINC asks you to, then don’t enlist. There is no draft anymore.
It’s akin to someone joining the police force, only to tell the commander…I don’t want to walk a beat or shoot goblins…just give me a desk job.
I don’t want to fight fires or shoot goblins, so I didn’t join the fire department or the police force.
Every job has a boss, and if you don’t want to do what your boss asks, you know where the door is. You actually have that choice. Ain’t capitalism grand?
August 4th, 2008 at 11:54 AMUsing
And, with all due respect to your friend, Dave, he can retire if he’s that fed up. He’s done his time.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:07 PMUsing
DJ sez:
and they’re entitled to that opinion…God bless America, they do the heavy shit and they’re entitled to any goddamned opinion that they want.
God speed to your friend, I wish him a safe deployment and wish him home safely and in victory.
I know a couple of members of Rangers First Group…usually see them about once a year at a friends Fourth of July party…..they all hate Obama, they want to win this thing because they know that’s when the deployments will end. because of the type of work I did when I worked for the DoD (in another lifetime), I got friendly with lots or armored and infantry types….I still have some contacts from that work, they too want to win this thing and not come home until that happens. Been my experience that most of the left wing types in the military are desk drivers….not speculating about your friend, I’m just talking about people I know.
As for the madness, who is perpetrating that? are we the ones blowing up marketplaces and children queuing up for candy and villagers who so much as look at American troops? Iraq has become a magnet for every jihadist who wants to martyr themselves against the Great Satan, and I say let them come….in droves…..and we will kill them in droves. Go on about “No WMD, Bush lied……yadda yadda”, I find that you and the rest of the lefties have a very selective memory when it comes to fact especially when it goes counter to your rhetoric.
Dave, the madness in Iraq is ending, slowly but surely.
Read this to see one more sign that Iraqis are unifying and embracing the freedom that we’ve bought for them.
Oh….and by the way, there were other reasons for invading, if it slipped your memory here are the resolutions presented to and voted on by the congress, affirming military action in Iraq:
It’s so sad that you and the others so wedded to the leftwing ideaology will discard true historical facts in order to further your ideaology. Your friend and the rest of the troops deployed in that shit hole deserve better than that from you guys.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:35 PMUsing
Betcha won’t see any cnn cameramen or new york times embeds doing something like this:
FOX news cameraman helps rescue wounded Marine
August 4th, 2008 at 12:41 PMUsing
Nope, I don’t think in any translation of the Bible that I have read that the word ‘abortion’ is in any of them.
But it’s okay to ask it of a former troop? I would hope a person (who, I repeat, KNEW I served, was deployed, married to a soldier) would have a little more tact than that.
LC Skye~you are right on the money. Anyone who enlisted, either in peacetime or war, knows that there is a possiblity of deployment to a combat zone. Granted, the odds of a deployment significantly rise during wartime, but anyone with the IQ higher than that of a turnip should be able to puzzle that one out.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:19 PMUsing
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This is why Dave and his fellow libs need to “protect” our troops from the big, bad, military machine…they are too stupid to figure it out for themselves. They are too stoopid to see that they are pawns in a “war for oil.” After all, if they were smart, they’d be in SCHOOL. John Kerry said so! But instead, they are stoopid, so they are stuck in IRAK!
August 4th, 2008 at 2:41 PMUsing
Long hair?
Hell, that’s my cover! No one expects me to know anything, only my buddies know the truth.
By the time the others find out the truth,, it’s always too,, freakin’,, late.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:02 PMUsing
Arkansas Tyson foods plant drops Labor Day and replaces it with muslim holiday….
I’ll take a side order of dhimmi with my chicken sandwich pleeeeeez
August 4th, 2008 at 4:50 PMUsing
Cheap.. Your last post was full of so many holes….
DOG SAYS….WHO are you fooling… You dont have any hair and that Billy Ray Cyrus Mullett wig is not considered hair either.. Also (in the who are you fooling category) You dont have any friends.
You Sir are obviously one of those delusional, gun thumping, bible shooting, cynical, frustrated white people the Messiah is ALLLWAYS talking about… But have no fear my brotha… He’s AH Gonna AH Save AH YA AH…. Can I get a A ah MEN! Brothers and sista’s????….
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Love ya MAN!
August 4th, 2008 at 6:03 PMUsing
You’re righter than ya know..
Maybe you’ve seen the biker shirt “F*ck You, I have enough friends”,,
They’z alll Bro’s n Buddies..
Hey, I’m headin’ to the ‘fridge,,
August 4th, 2008 at 6:26 PMcan I get ya sumthin,,Buddy?
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Oh yeah,, Don’t bet your best gnawbone on the hair DOG,,
August 4th, 2008 at 6:30 PMAsk any Rottfester,, :em93:
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LC Skye~
August 4th, 2008 at 6:32 PMDamn it, then where was Dave and John Kerry when I raised my right hand? They could have saved me so much pain and suffering! Too bad John Edwards is kinda busy with the whole baby-daddy thing right now, I could hire him to sue… :em98:
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Im just jealous Cheap… Lost my hair when my son arrived… god said… no more pretty for you, but you can have this blessing in return… wouldnt trade it for the world
August 4th, 2008 at 6:34 PMUsing
Troy:
Hail Centurion! :em04:
I think I saw a post of your’s around here about “insaneKay’s” or something like that.
I googled around and found whitenoiseinsanity, is that the place you were talking about? If so, I have never seen so many TIN-FOIL CAPS on parade. If anyone is confused about the definition of “Barking Moonbat”, pay a visit and be educated. I have never witnessed as much hate and vitriol mixed with a generous helping of bad grammar and obvious lack of education. Those idiots could not “Critically Think” their way out of a wet paper bag with a hole in it. If the RNC would grow a pair, it would not take much to turn the TIN-FOIL CAP brigade into Road Kill.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:46 PMUsing
Y’mean,, They didn’t tell you?
Pregnancy is a leading cause of accelerated male-pattern!
My departed Friend couldn’t grow more than a few above his ears,, but had ‘brows n’ beard enough to sleep 2 comfy.
‘Bout braid his ear-tails..
Anyone says nature ain’t got a sense of humor..
‘A mop ain’t such a sign of intelligence, according to more than a few armchair authorities,,
August 4th, 2008 at 6:54 PM“It don’t grow where there’s no fertilizer!”
N’ I could be the East Coast Distributer, easily.
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RP, You aint kidding - and then some. These freaks use fascist and reich wingers in virtually every post and expect to be taken seriously. Go to this particular thread:
http://whitenoiseins.....t-suicide/
For these paranoid ninnies that the anthrax was sent my some murderous scumbag doesn’t even enter the equation. It is 100% certain he was suicided by ZOG, Cheney and Halliburton. No question at all.
Just one of the gems:
And check for a prince of a man called clif. He will comment 100 times on a thread and EVERY SINGLE POST will be filled with the most snide, condescending ad hominems. Supposedly he is a man in his 50’s but sounds like an unstable, insolent 15 year old. Troy learned quickly there is no sense debating him respectfully - a stratospherically miserable SOB. But I’m sure a huge hit at parties. :em99:
It’s quite the trainwreck over there. But definitely a guilty pleasure. As the SS Obama garbage scow sinks further and further I will soak up the sweet nectar of schadenfreud.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:13 PMUsing
I dont think a discussion about kay the insane site is off topic as it is a perfect example of moonbattery..
A “regular” there by the name of Fester.. tabled the “progressive” thought that there should be a written test to determine voter eligibility for citizens. when he was reminded that many civil rights activists were beaten and killed and teroized to change that very thing in Mississippi & Alabama you’de a thunk somebody slapped his mama…. then the accusations of neo-con and facist and reichwinger came a flying. I thought the irony was superb.
Then there is Clif… or as I call him Cliffy the REMF Pouge (or sometimes just poguey bait. This wonderul example of a human being’s first response to anything that even hints of disagreeing with his particular philosophy results in the person in question being called SON & Boy. When I told him his “southern was showing” you’de thought I killed his dog. When I told him that the only reason he used that response was to bolster his fragile ego and make himself feel superior.. then it was game on. Its too bad they dont have a colesium like we do… I had my self a dandy little flame war with him last night…. left him smoking in little pieces. He claimed he was a former military officer… EOD .. in the 3rd division and that he ROTC after undergrad and after a tour as a enlisted man in 79. He further claimed that he was with the 3 rd division during Desert Shield / Storm. Yet this is a man who (by his writings absolutly hates the military and the government and anyone that has served). So I told him that the reason that he was pissed at the military and the government was cause he was riffed in 94 for bad fitness reports along with the others that Clinton was kind enough to let go. Told him he wasn’t anything but a rear echelon pogue that couldnt lead a fish to water. That he joined the Mil but never really served anything but himself… mind fucked him royal….
Then there is Grant… the resident homer sexual… need I say more? Thats it, thats all that is there.. but they are entertaining… Oh I forgot kay herself…. just a dumbass thats all. She’s so stupid you wonder how she ever survived into adulthood….
It is a perfect chance to see the enemy in its own environment… I have seen the enemy and they are teh stooopid… :em95:
Dog says on our next adventure over there , he’s gonna make Grant cry.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:08 PMUsing
Troy, Grant (my handle for him is Lemon Party
) is prepping his house for Edourd so I told him the first thing he should do is take the wheels off. :em93: Being the paradigm of security, Grant immediately posted a link to a picture of his supposed house to prove he doesn’t live in a trailer! :em01: :em99: :em01:
You won’t find my post, Kayinsane deleted it! :em72:
August 4th, 2008 at 9:16 PMUsing
That was a mighty clue-bat indeed. Shit, I think I heard the smashed watermelon sound of crushing moonbat skull. :em41:
August 4th, 2008 at 10:32 PMUsing
Hail Rotts :em04:
Just for the hell of it, I returned to the Totally Insane White noise Tin-Foil Hat brigade. I noticed a shot across their bow from Jackboot. Good Job!! :em04: But unfortunately a futile gesture. I was just about to hopelessly sit the next election out and “swallow the bitter pill”. After reading the posts here at the ROTT, I realized I MUST do my duty, fall back, regroup and defeat the delusional Moonbats that I am forced to share oxygen with. I do not in any way trust the security of our Republic, it’s infrastructure, or it’s constitution, to those delusional, deranged assholes. If they had their way; “Sadd Damn Hoosein” would still be in operation, The 2nd Amendment would be toast, and the vile KYOTO treaty would be in effect and we’d be paying into the Global Ponzi Scheme. Those asshole MUST be rendered ineffective!!!!
Salute Rotts :em04: :em04: :em04:
August 5th, 2008 at 6:50 AMUsing
RP.. If you liked that… check back on the SAGA of Cliffy the Pogue. I’m conducting psy War on him now. I’m normally not this vindictive… DOG is making me do it.
Im not sure which one of them DOG has in mind next for fun and games… Lets Vote… should it be Fester the Molester or Grant the Homer? After all DOG is ALL ABOUT DEMOCRACY….
August 5th, 2008 at 12:11 PMUsing
Troy,
I’ve gone over there as a St Louis Rams fan now that Limbaugh is probably buying the team. :em02:
I’ll be disappointed if I’m not called a reich winger at least 10 times.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:43 PMUsing
I’ve been placed in “moderation” :em01: Hey compliment Cliffy on his new friend for me .. tell him that sure is one hell of a coincidence that they share so much in common… almost like a “mirror” (need the keyword). ROTC, Desert Sheild & Storm, 3 generations of service, ….. Then if your feeling froggy … tell him the only thing he served in the military was himself while he was in the mess hall. He is a real POS.. claiming to have been a EOD Officer that is disabled .. fucker told me that his troops were in Northern Iraq during Desert Storm… of course he didnt go there (with his troops) .. he was too busy blowing himself up in Kuwait. One minute he was with Divisional Command sitting in on briefings and the next he was out blowing up ordance (hands on) as a freaking Major.
Dont get me wrong here… If you served (no matter what the capacity) that is an honorable thing and that has my respect. But those that do claim shit they are not… fall into the category of dishonorable fucks and I hold a special place in my heart for them.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:38 PMUsing
Troy, change one letter on your handle and you should get by spamcatcher.
I just came from there - another conservative active military is arguing with cliffy. He’s foolishly being polite and his reward is cliffy calling him bozo, wingnut, fascist, reich winger, son, boy, cocksucker and finishing every post off with a GFY. :em72:
Ah, what a delightful guy. I hope he’s not booked for my next party! :em69:
August 5th, 2008 at 9:34 PMUsing