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Here They Go Again
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Ecofreaks, Global Wormening, Idiotarians8:35 PM
Seriously, when the subject is the hysteria, ignorance and imbecility of the Church of Gore™, the jokes just write themselves.
Remember how Katrina and Rita, indeed that whole year, was “conclusive proof” of Glowbull Wormening and that, therefore, it’d get worse and worse with every year, presumably until the entire North American continent had been blown into the Pacific, Atlantic or both?
As you no doubt ALSO remember, that’s not quite how it turned out, much in the same way that the “constantly rising average global temperature” recently was discovered to be not constantly rising at all. As a matter of fact, it hadn’t been rising at all since 1998. Where hurricanes are concerned, in spite of the liberals’ incessant and vigorous prayers to Gaia that Her Holy Earth-Motherness might smite us all (nothing gives a liberal more pleasure than death and misery, particularly when it happens to other people and as long as it Furthers The Cause™, no matter how transparently idiotic their current cause de jour might be), they just kept not showing up. They didn’t show up in ‘06 and they continued to not show up in ‘07.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the Gorebeciles’ side of the aisle.
How to push a fake religion led by their bloated, obscenely obese oracle, Al Gore the Maleficent, if Mother Gaia keeps making fun of them like that?
Well guess what? Now the ABSENCE of hurricanes is “conclusive proof” that we’re all gonna die from Glowbull Wormening.
And the ice that we’re told that we may have to deal with in the Imperial Capital tomorrow will most assuredly also be proof that the globe is warming like crazy too.
I’ve said it before: Anybody believing in the slightest or even giving the time of day to clowns like the Goreacle and his Imbeciples have already proven to me that they’re dumb beyond belief and they need not pester me with their opinions on anything, because the likelihood that they’ve accidentally stumbled across enough sense to make a coherent and valid point is vanishingly small.
Just as I don’t take financial advice from people who blow half of their paycheck on lottery tickets every week, or marital advice from either of the Klintoons.
Same difference.
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No matter what the weather does, they’ll fashion a reality to make it fit their belief system. Sort of reminds me of, well… A CULT!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:47 PMUsing
At this point, any incident can be used to “prove” their idiotic theories. It’s the perfect plan.
Apparently, the only thing that is not caused by Globull Warming is Amy Winehouse’s insanity.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:50 PMUsing
STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!
There…someone had to say it. :em01:
January 24th, 2008 at 8:55 PMUsing
Wyatt,
My friend, you are looking at that the wrong way!!! Amy Winehouse’s insanity is CAUSED by Gullible Worming!!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:10 PMUsing
Nice racket these douche bags have, isn’t it? If it rains it’s global warming, if its hot it’s global warming, if it’s you fill in the blank, it’s global warming. Sorry Al…fuck off and die. Most of the country is freezing it’s ass off right now. Even here, colder than normal, the low forties and raining for a week straight. Those east of here really have it really bad. Try the sun…Al…..yeah Al, that big, bright, hot thing in the sky cranking out some two hundred billion megatons of energy per second. Once in a while she gets some zits, we call them sunspots, and like anytime one gets a zit, one also can get temperamental. Park your jet, shut yer yap and go home, Al…….we aren’t buying it.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:11 PMUsing
You know, I’ve been thinking and maybe we are barking up the wrong tree. Sure this global warming business is a lot of crap but insisting on scientific evidence won’t make a difference with liberals, we all know liberals can’t support this crap but maybe we could make them pay for it.
We should form a corporation, buy some land and start selling carbon offsets. For example we could plant trees on the land, just one of the things liberals say would help lower carbon in the atmosphere. We get paid to plant the trees so we make money there. We just make sure the trees we plant make us money on the back end as well. If we plant trees we can sell as Christmas trees in less than a decade we start making money on the back end too. The carbon offsets pay for setting it up so everything coming in later is gravy.
No one has to believe this crap to make some money off of it, just hold our noses on the way to the bank. Capitalism at work. If the goreaddicts out there don’t buy our carbon offsets we guilt them into it by saying they’re not liberal enough. Let’s see. Uses liberals hype against them, check. Takes money from liberals and gives it to conservatives, check. Makes little kids happy at Christmas, check. Do you need to hear anymore? Give it a good liberal sounding name and this corporation could make some serious green - money that is.
How does Green Gaia carbon eliminator.com sound?
January 24th, 2008 at 9:30 PMUsing
The Goracle Speaketh! Hear ye all and prostrate yourselves at his
Hoovesfeet and hear his word!!:em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
January 24th, 2008 at 9:35 PMUsing
Right now it is -1ºF here in Waukegan.
I should file a lawsuit against Al Gore for false advertising and breach of promise.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:40 PMUsing
NDS how about “Rotweiler Associates”. our motto is “Help take a bite out of Global Warming”. we’d surely take a chunk out of the liberals wallets. :em93:
January 24th, 2008 at 9:43 PMUsing
Oh goody! The snake oil peddlers are teaming up. :em38:
January 24th, 2008 at 9:43 PMUsing
global warming most be true, when i read this i started sweating.
seriously though, who is left running for president that would not sign the treaty?
January 24th, 2008 at 9:52 PMUsing
In Ohio here it is 11:17pm and we have 3 Degrees of Glowbull Wormning -15 with the wind chill.
Help us AL BORE I’m Freezing my nads off.
FUCKING SHEEP, BELIEVE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ALBERT TELLS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008 at 10:20 PMUsing
Let’s see, this morning it was 13 BELOW zero in Minneapolis, and 35 BELOW zero in Northern Minnesota.
Last year in February it was below zero for 3 weeks straight.
We had a drought in the beginning of the summer of 2007, then it rained record numbers at the end of the summer.
You know what we call this in Minnesota? WEATHER.
I’d like to shove a florescent lightbulb(full of Mercury, by the way), right up Al Gore’s ass.
Then we would see Goral Warming.
Sadly, the American Public have fallen for this Global Warming bullshit hook, LIE and sinker.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:41 PMGod help us all.
By the way, I never thought we should save the Spotted Owl. Why save it? It’s not like it could be made into a coat or anything…..
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Save the Trees! Wipe your butt with an owl! :em01:
January 24th, 2008 at 10:46 PMUsing
Use an incandescent instead, after all, we have to recycle those too.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:51 PMUsing
I have a great “Spotted Owl” story for you.
Here in Seattle we have this park that spans over the I-5 freeway called, ironically enough, “Freeway Park”.
During the height of the “spotted owl” fiasco, there were several of these owls spotted in hanging out in Freeway Park.
Now I understand the need to set aside areas of “old-growth” forests areas for its beauty and all of that. But I couldn’t understand the use of a bird that could actually nest in areas that the “experts” said was impossible.
The reality is, Spotted Owls can, and will nest just about anywhere they want.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:59 PMUsing
Sis #14-
Take a moment to tape the beak shut and wrap the talons with duct tape first.
They could be hell on the hemorrhoids.
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January 24th, 2008 at 11:18 PMUsing
Use your head Bro….dip em in Preparation H first. :em01:
January 24th, 2008 at 11:34 PMUsing
Weather guy predicted yet ANOTHER inch or so of global warming for morning. ENOUGH already! I’m SICK of global warming!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:50 PMUsing
Yeah DJ, that reminded me of pictures I saw of spotted owls nesting in the big letters on a Kmart store.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:29 AMUsing
Here in Iceland the weather has been shitty, as it has been for the past 1000 winters. I’m not spotting any difference…
January 25th, 2008 at 2:50 AMUsing
ohio right wing nut
stop and think a minute. do you really want algore having a “hand” in the thawing process? :em01:
January 25th, 2008 at 5:38 AMUsing
Those hippie asswipes change their minds and their statements after every toke they take from ther magic bongs!! In the ’70s they were howling that there was going to be a manmade ice age, because particulates from fossil fuels were going to choke off sunlight, and in the ’80s we were going to all be dead by 2000 from solar UV radiation due to ozone depletion, and now glowbull wormening. The Goreacle :em41: himself flunked out of a few colleges as well as a Divinity School, and Senator Al Gore, Sr, “Big Daddy” bailed him out time and time again and had his people wipe Al Gore Jr.’s ass for him, just like Al Gore III does today, just like after he got busted for doing 160+ on a crotch rocket through a town :em41: , and his recent drug bust, when he proved that a Toyota Pious can do 100 MPH!! :em41:
January 25th, 2008 at 9:33 AMUsing
don’t blame the hippies for this crap, the treehumping eco-nuts have to use bongs because they aren’t smart enough to learn how to roll. :em93:
January 25th, 2008 at 9:50 AMUsing
Anybody who’s been paying attention to this issue knows that this “fewer, less intense hurricanes” theory isn’t a “new” theory. The AGW Scaremonger’s critics have pointed out all along that Global Warming should bring less intense hurricanes. Of course the
criticsdeniers were summarily riddiculed or at best ignored.Since we’ve had a few … disappointing … to the AGW crowd … hurricane seasons they’ve suddenly “discovered” that hurricane experts say that Global Warming should de-intensifiy them.
Now that this fact is useful to their agenda and they can’t use ever-increasingly-intense disasterous hurricanes as a scare tactic for the moment, they’re going to forget about it for a while.
Until the next big hurricane, of course, when they’ll re-discover the “we’re all gonna die in a mega-hurricane” tactic and go right back to it.
It’d be comical if it weren’t so damned sad that people fall for it. Such as McCain. And sadly, apparently, Bush (although I think he hasn’t really changed his mind on that issue, he’s just given in to pressure and thrown a bone out to the rabid dogs. It didn’t help. If he fed all the poor in the world tomorrow they’d still call him an Imperialist and a genocidal Hitler for giving them food with too much fat or too much sugar or animal products or whatever. You can’t win with that crowd.)
January 25th, 2008 at 10:45 AMUsing
Well, hang on a bit. I’ve looked into this a little more and maybe the AGW mongers aren’t necessarily flip-flopping on this just yet after all. They may be just sticking to the Hurricane of Doom script for the time being.
I won’t bore you with it here. I’m working on an expanded post here.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:03 AMUsing
The people with the power just aren’t listening. Now our airport (Denver International) is offering carbon credits. How long do you think it will be before they charge you extra if you don’t buy any?
And that’s on top of the “no electricity”, “save the desolate wasteland from BIG OIL”, increase 50 different taxes, new Demo Gov Ritter and his Demo legislature.
The kids graduate in 3.5 years. I’m moving to Wyoming where the West is still free.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:51 PMUsing
Mmmmm, warming… that pleasant feeling caused by drinking a few pitchers of Bad Science Sangria(TM) to wash down the latest theory…
Hey! I’ve got an idea for a great new liberal cause:
STOP GLOBAL WARMING! REUNITE GONDWANALAND!
It even looks good on a bumper sticker!
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January 25th, 2008 at 8:21 PMUsing
The fact that doomsday cults tend to produce their own local weather, like releasing Saran gas on subways, flying jets into skyscrapers, or releasing their souls from this mortal coil just in time for the UFOs to collect them, makes us all rather lucky that Al Gore’s chemistry set did not include a catalytic hurricane producer, er reducer. I’m going to say it though, Creationism is the same thing: junk science, in fact not even science at all. But at least, with the Vatican’s 1870 decree that the Pope’s opinion is Infallible, I can truly repeat for the record Pope John Paul II’s 1996 official decree that “Catholics can believe in Evolution.” My point is that as real religion has gone through multiple re-adjustments (Enlightenment, admission that the Earth moves, etc.), the new End of the World religion keeps hopping around, never admitting to any mistakes, but just Cries Wolf again and again about the Sky Falling. What does this mean? It means it’s not a religion at all, but a Big Government power grab, using religious talking points to try to stir up votes. Unfortunately, unlike Gore, Hillary isn’t so stupid, so instead of using fake physics and carbon dating, she uses bends the soft pseudo sciences of psychology and sociology to her end of turning the state into a new church, using public schools to indoctrinate kids about….. About? How bad white men who make computers and airplanes are, and how “greed” (each according to his abilities) is destructive. As in FREEZE FRAME, assume technology is fixed, that in 100 years we wont have new energy sources, or pills that use a virus to change the DNA in every cell of your body, safely, in order to make you not become senile or have a heart attack. But the freezing of the frame is the very act of creating a global economic crisis, one that any of us alone cannot hope to solve, and so we must sign up for emergency acts of Government which makes us ride bicycles to work in winter (like in China).
January 25th, 2008 at 11:35 PMUsing
Okay, in case you haven’t caught on yet….
Too hot? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too cold? Anthropogenic global warming.
Temperature changes at all from the ‘norm’ ? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too little rain? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too much rain? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too little ice? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too much ice? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too many/ too big hurricanes? Anthropogenic global warming.
Too few hurricanes? Anthropogenic global warming.
People using stone age farming implements can’t raise enough food to feed themselves? Anthropogenic global warming.
People using modern farming techniques have an excess of food that they can send to the po and starvin? Anthropogenic global warming.
Glaciers shrinking? Anthropogenic global warming.
Glaciers growing? Anthropogenic global warming.
Any questions?
(Originally, I had just put ‘Global warming.’ but I changed it to ‘Anthropogenic global warming.’ because the ‘Anthropogenic’ part is essential to the
January 25th, 2008 at 11:40 PMraping of your savingsshaping of policy.Using
January 25th, 2008 at 11:53 PMA divergent viewpoint. And if any country had something to fear from a new ice age, it would be Russia.
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Oh yeah, it’s soooo warm right now (and I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn, cheap!). I just came back from Georgia… Sub-freezing temperatures there as well. And it fucking snowed!! I could have used some of that global warming when, during our final field exercise, we slept our first night there with no heaters in the tents, and it was about 25 deg F. Which was not a big deal in itself, but in the light of the global warming bullshit is worth pointing out.
I suspect it’s only “global warming” for the aging hippie hags, because they’re hittin’ menopause, and for their limo libtard buddies because they are too dumb to ask the servants to turn the heat down in the limos and private jets.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:38 AMUsing
I KNEW he was a pussy! That’s granny speed! :em95:
January 26th, 2008 at 10:43 AMUsing
29.
Uh–not really. The “papal infallibility” doctrine applies only to the Pope’s pronouncing ex cathedra (by virtue of his office) on Catholics’ faith or morals & has only been invoked twice, on Marian questions–& not since the 19th century IIRC.
I’m not Catholic, but I think Caveman would back me up…
January 27th, 2008 at 1:24 AMUsing
Unfalsifiable Hypothesis.
Money Quote- “The falsifiable does not exclude the unfalsifiable, it embraces and exceeds it.”
All evidence supports.
None disproves.
Soylent Green is not made of people.
January 27th, 2008 at 9:18 PMUsing