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It’s really about time that they change the name of this event to the “pre-pubescent gymnastics finals”.

We mean, really. The communist butchers are letting little girls with missing baby-teeth and fake passports compete now? So let’s see, what have we got so far?

Fake CGI fireworks, a lip-synching toddler doing the Chinese national butchery hymn and now baby girls younger than the crew on the Disney channel doing gymnastics because they’re more limber and light than actual, you know, women.

Yeah, the ode to communism of 2008 is turning out to be every bit as fraudulent as the ode to Nazism of 1936, much to nobody’s surprise. At least not anybody who hasn’t got their tongue far up the arse of the murdering, swinish regime of Beijing. Actually, we must apologize to Hitler here. As far as we know, he didn’t fake passports for little German girls in order to win the gymnastics event. Also, he didn’t murder quite as many of his own citizens as the cavalcade of genocidal maniacs ruling from Beijing have.

But they’re our friends, don’t you know? Our most favored nation trading partners.

Gag me with a fucking Nazi spoon. Swine will be swine, and swine must be slaughtered.

P.S.: No, we’re not in the least bit upset that they cheated us out of the gold medal. We couldn’t, as a matter of fact, care less. Our team shouldn’t be there giving legitimacy to the most murderous regime in the history of mankind to begin with. So they can cry their commie-endorsing little eyes out. We don’t give a shit. We just wanted to highlight yet another incident of lying, fakery and falsehood from a regime that should have been nuked into glowing dust decades ago.

15 Responses to “More News From The 1936 Berlin 2008 Beijing Olympics”
  1. jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery Comment by jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery UNITED STATES

    this whole thing makes me sorry that the Tour de France is over…..all they have in the way of scandal there is a handful of idiots doping themselves and getting tossed out.

    I’ve always liked the Olympics, except for the basketball….get the NBA prima donnas out of there and give it back to the college guys. I’ve also tried to watch this event with an objective eye, trying to look past the politics and obvious softball treatment that the stalinists chinese are getting from our media. But it’s getting more difficult to do, I’m tired of hearing about how great the chinese gymnasts are….and I’m tired of the propaganda. If no one in our media saw the censorship, and restrictions, and dissident clampdowns, and criminality that would come with these games then I wonder who is signing their paychecks.

    But there is an irony here, the Chinese are doing what we right wingers have been trying to do for a long time……they’ve shown the msm for the biased dupes that they are. I commend them for that

  2. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    We should offer them Bob Costas for a dissident to be named later. I also think Marta Karrolyi should formally protest to the IOC, But bringing home the hardware despite the Chicom chicanery and bull :em72:
    enhances my satisfaction and amplifies the contrasts of our political architecture and social structure. The statist model will always lack credibility. For without the personal desire towards accomplishment the athlete alone brings to the contest, the performances of state sposored teams will be viewed as driven by
    their government employed coaches, physicians, and bureaucrats. Ergo the value of the distaff side of Chinas gymnastic victory is twice tarnished. The Chinese live by face. Our shame is that not one person who holds office or heads any cultural institution has the guts or inclination to cry foul and declare that face China exhibits to the world a Fraud.

  3. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    I never wanted us to friends with china-they do not deserve it.

  4. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    China is not communist as much as it is becoming facist.

    This is a rhetorical question.

    What’s the difference?

  5. LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge Comment by LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge UNITED STATES

    Rhetorical question indeed. Too bad the ChiComs didn’t remain purely Communist, their system would have failed under the economic strain just like the USSR did.

  6. Unregistered Comment by seagoon CHINA

    China is not communist as much as it is becoming facist.

    This is a rhetorical question.

    What’s the difference?

    It’s not becoming fascist, it’s reverting back to what they all secretly want- a corrupt, oligarchic empire of petty feudalisms and secret accords.

    The Chinese will never support a dictator, even Mao was handicapped by the nature of the Chinese psyche (he was supported by his personality cult and more importantly by the loyalty of certain leaders- Zhou En Lai especially)

    Chinese loyalty will never be to the country beyond matters of face- it is self, family, clan, friends, village, ethnic group, province then country. If they cared about the country beyond kneejerk nationalism, they wouldn’t be so fucking corrupt. The centralgov is just the showpiece of the regional military regions, anyway- their military is damn near feudal in structure.

    And if anyone cares to dispute, you’re welcome to come out here for a visit sometime….

    (course, I called bullshit on the fireworks, the kid, and a bunch more as I watched the ceremony on CCTV 1- and if I hear one more enthusiastic fucking ZHONGGUO I may have to punch somebody. My place is 2 blocks from the Olympic footbal venue in SH. I’m pretty fucked off.)

    Remember- with the Chinese, what you see, what they present, and what is actually happening are never the same. Circular reasoning, levels of truth, face and guanxi rule here.

    (for example, ask me about Taiwan….)

  7. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    What’s the difference?

    Under communism the economy is owned by the “people” ok state, and is directed by the state with prices set by the same.

    Under a Fascism the government tells buisness what to make. The buisnesses are owned by individuals who can set their own prices.

    Various scholars attribute different characteristics to fascism, but the following elements are usually seen as its integral parts: nationalism, militarism, authoritarianism, populism, collectivism, statism, dictatorship, and economic planning. In addition, Fascism opposes conservatism and liberalism, communism and socialism.

    Communism is a socioeconomic structure that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership of the means of production and property in general.

  8. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    Communism,, root word being comedy.
    Look to comedy for expanded relevance..

    WC Fields:
    “A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for”

    “Never give a sucker an even break”

    “I love children,, medium rare”.

    And production title “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”.

    The chinese took a tough road when they embraced taqqiyeh so looong ago.

  9. Unregistered Comment by yodan UNITED STATES

    Just An Addition:

    We are now hearing reports that the gold medals being issued in these games are not gold at all, but are instead 98% lead alloy with a covering of gold-colored-lead-based paint.

    Gold medal winners are being cautioned to not lick, chew or bite the medals. Officials are following up, whatever that means.

    On a personal note, it would not be prudent to excessively handle the medals prior to eating.

    One more thing to add to the Bevy of things Bogus that are the Beijing Olympics.

  10. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC UNITED STATES

    yodan

    We are now hearing reports that the gold medals being issued in these games are not gold at all, but are instead 98% lead alloy with a covering of gold-colored-lead-based paint.

    They may be the cheapest so far, but they aren’t the first to cut back.

    The current Gold medals are actually made of silver and coated with 1/5 of an ounce of gold worth about $83. The last solid gold medals were given away in Stockholm, Sweden, in 1912.

    wiki.answers

    No date on the post, but I’d figure it came after the last games.

    The medal itself has it’s own value. Hell, I believe we should just go back to putting an wreath on the head of the winner and play the national anthem…I do like to hear the Star Spangled Banner).

  11. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    Would anyone put it past ‘em to use faux lead?

    I do like to hear the Star Spangled Banner).

    ,,,yeahman, REAL LOUD,,right in the middle of darkest commietown.

    Bwwaaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!

  12. L C hilljohnny Comment by L C hilljohnny UNITED STATES

    GW at the olympics checking on an athlete’s equipment.

    looks good from here. :em93:

  13. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    Just a Texas oil man calculating the crack spread :em01:

  14. LC Tremor Comment by LC Tremor UNITED STATES

    Just one more reason I’m not really watching this year, with one exception. Any word of a protest and I’m tuning in immediately. If you ask me, trying to hold a protest in that shitcan and live to tell the tale would be a true olympic event in and of itself.

  15. Unregistered Comment by yodan UNITED STATES

    SoCalOilMan:

    They may be the cheapest so far, but they aren’t the first to cut back.

    I was aware that the Olympic gold medals had been downgraded to gold-plated silver for prior-held games. I can understand why they would want to do it that way. With gold prices what they are, a single REAL gold medal could exceed $13K just in the metal alone.

    My understanding of the reports I read was that they who ordered the medals for this go-round were expecting to get the standard product, not lead based paint over lead, hence the “investigation” of the Chinese supplier.

    My bet is that the Chinese company that made the things also makes toys for export into the USA. So, when they got busted selling toxic panda bears to us, they must have had a lot of lead paint left over and were trying to save a few Yuan.

    I find it stunningly ironic that these Olympic gold medals that the Chinese government is so intent on winning in their blatently propagandistic play to prove the superiority of the Chinese race/culture/Government turn out to be made in China by a governmentally-approved supplier, are cheap fakes, AND poisonously toxic.