In its most vicious attack on a candidate on the R ticket yet, the New York Slimes endorses McCain, praising him to the skies for being a good Democrat:
Senator John McCain of Arizona is the only Republican who promises to end the George Bush style of governing from and on behalf of a small, angry fringe. With a record of working across the aisle to develop sound bipartisan legislation, he would offer a choice to a broader range of Americans than the rest of the Republican field.
We have shuddered at Mr. McCain’s occasional, tactical pander to the right because he has demonstrated that he has the character to stand on principle. He was an early advocate for battling global warming and risked his presidential bid to uphold fundamental American values in the immigration debate. A genuine war hero among Republicans who proclaim their zeal to be commander in chief, Mr. McCain argues passionately that a country’s treatment of prisoners in the worst of times says a great deal about its character.
Whereas he has a nasty habit of occasionally pandering to the actual Republicans of his own party, his support for turning the American economy into a shithole for the benefit of Communist China, his vehement support for massive amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants and opposition to interrogating our al-Qaeda allies when they’re captured leaves us with a tingle in our toes and a serious case of the warm and fuzzies.
We wuv ya, McCain!
The New York Slimes Editorial Board
And, proving that he isn’t about to ruin his spotless record of stabbing his party in the back and pissing on the voters, McCain responded by bragging about the endorsement, posting it on his campaign website.
In other news, McSwine hires noted pro-open borders, anti-American wetback Juan “Mexico First” Hernandez as his Hispanic Outreach Director. You know, the Hernandez that doesn’t believe that Mexico and the U.S. are two countries, it’s just “one region” and who wants all Mexican immigrants, illegal AND legal, to think “Mexico First!” in all things.
You think that’s bad? Wait until you find out who Hernandez’ usual employer, McSwine’s “Reform Institute”, is funded by: George “I was a Nazi collaborator and all I got was this handful of gold fillings” Soros. Fine people that McSchweinhund is taking money from, isn’t it? That would be the same Soros that helps fund MorOn.org and their “General Betray Us” ads, by the way. Maybe all of those “veterans for McCain” want to take a moment to think about that?
We’ve finally found out why McSwine isn’t running as a Democrat.
He’s simply TOO far to the fringe left for them.
Lastly, a message from the Romney campaign. We endorse it. Fully:
Hold our noses and vote for THAT???
No. Fucking. Way. In. Hell.