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Enough is Enough
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Life in the Empire, Public Announcements, Silly Shit2:34 PM
His Imperial Majesty, Darth Misha I, can no longer accept the lunacy going on in the Imperial Colony of California. Order must be restored to the region, and we see no other option, having long and patiently suffered the chaotic and disruptive behavior of the Moonbats in hopes that they’d eventually run out of weed and calm down, hopes cruelly dashed, than to enforce Imperial Order using the Empire’s considerable might.
Well, a tiny fraction of our considerable might, but you get the drift. Therefore, the 39th Battlegroup of the Imperial 3rd Fleet has been dispatched to subdue the rebel rabble. We expect normalcy to ensue in about… 85 minutes. The Stormtroopers insisted on taking in some of the sights as well which, obviously, will make the mission progress slower than otherwise.
(H/t Hot Air)
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Any reports on how many moonbat heads have ehtploded yet?
August 16th, 2008 at 2:56 PMUsing
And FOIST!
August 16th, 2008 at 2:56 PMUsing
Awwwww…No shooting,???
Pfft, that’s video is like a condom…it’ll work but it sort of lets a fella down. :em01:
August 16th, 2008 at 3:02 PMUsing
Yeah, I wanna see some planetary bombardment by that Star Destroyer…
And the owner of that video should really have edited in the Imperial March, that would have really “made it.”
August 16th, 2008 at 3:52 PMUsing
When do we start bombing? :em04:
(May I bomb? Please?Please?Please?) :em95:
Lady H.
August 16th, 2008 at 5:11 PMUsing
Can you do Berkley slow? Maybe turn the death ray down a few notches? That way It will be like tossing a tie dye wearing kitten in a microwave rather then instant incineration. :em93:
August 16th, 2008 at 6:02 PMUsing
one question: did Pelousy get fried?
August 16th, 2008 at 6:19 PMUsing
I understand Gavin and Co. passed emergency legislation to proclaim San Francisco a total ‘Blaster Free Zone’. The local local HQ of the Pink Posse has determined the appearance of the Imperial Yacht is terminally tacky - all those unfinished sides donchaknow.
They are on record as saying ‘Simply won’t work!’
August 16th, 2008 at 6:48 PMUsing
Ah yes, the TransAmerica Pyramid. I watched that being built in the early seventies. A suitable point for targeting. As for the indigenous population, I can only offer my heartfelt sympathies. They are simply insane, nothing esoteric or complicated. Also explaining why I haven’t set foot or wheel there in over twenty years….a three hour drive at most.
August 16th, 2008 at 7:36 PMUsing
May we start firing tomorrow?
Lady H. :em98:
August 16th, 2008 at 8:11 PMUsing
Why the hesitation? You got scruples or somethin’? :em96:
August 16th, 2008 at 9:36 PMUsing
That is so cool. You couldn’t come up with a better target.
August 16th, 2008 at 9:48 PMUsing
Blaster rays zapping the protesters outside the Berserkeley USMC recruiting office would positively MAKE this video. Or some mechanical claw grabbing San Fran Nan and skipping her like a stone across the Bay water, blowing a big hole in Alcatraz when she lands.
August 16th, 2008 at 9:55 PMUsing
please rescue me first………….(end transmission)
August 16th, 2008 at 10:32 PMUsing
Wrong direction to skip. Go the OTHER way with her.
August 16th, 2008 at 10:48 PMUsing
Didn’t they do that in Independence Day? Or was that Los Angles?
August 16th, 2008 at 10:56 PMIs there an “I support the invasion” T-shirt I could by? maybe with a picture of Darth Vader? I was hopeing for some hippy carnage, though. I mean, it couldn’t have been that difficult to show a couple of protesters getting mowed down by stormtroopers.
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The video was very well done :em93:
however at least Magnito shredded the bridge :em01:
In as target rich an environment as that no shots were fired? … I’m mildly disappointed, of course I can understand that deciding on what to shoot first could create a situation of not firing at all :em95:
Looking forward to the next installment :em01: :em96: :em01:
August 16th, 2008 at 11:03 PMUsing
the real problem in California is bottled water. the moonbats are not drinking enough tap water and not getting their daily dose of lithium . if we can ban the sale of bottled water to moonbats they will soon mellow out and return to being harmless little fuzzballs. :em03:
August 16th, 2008 at 11:05 PMUsing
NOT.PROPERLY.EXECUTED.
No Carnage, No Moonbatus San Fransicus Fleeing In Mortal Terror, No Projected Images Of Lord Cheney and Lord Bush Mirthlessly Laughing As The Imperial Fist Squeezes Them Into Pink Moonbat Paste.
Next Time, Do NOT Let The Wornout Relic Lord Grumpy McOlderson a/k/a Count McCain lead a pacification mission to the areas infected with the suicidal illogic areas. He is much to soft.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:22 PMUsing
Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready. You’re far too trusting, Pelosi. Washington is too remote from reality to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your looney, leftist friends on Capitol Hill soon enough.
Commence primary ignition…
Run Chris, RUN!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 11:37 PMUsing
I, for one, welcome our new Imperial overlords…. :em01:
I have heard the traffic report occasionally preceded by the Imperial March. Made me wonder…
August 16th, 2008 at 11:58 PMUsing
In other news, Bush responded that the only way to repel the invasion was to nuke San Francisco. When asked if the invasion was just an excuse to nuke San Francisco, Vice President Cheney laughed evilly and electrocuted the reporter with lightning shot from his fingers.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:43 AMUsing
Have you completed the cleansing of the city yet? My stock of Boudin’s Sourdough Bread and Anchor Steam Beer is desperately low.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:45 AMUsing
To paraphrase Reagan:
I have declared San Francisco illegal. The bombing starts in 10 minutes.
August 17th, 2008 at 2:31 AMUsing
Can we use that marvelous air force laser revealed last week? We could kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Wipe out the nut jobs and shake down the new toy!
If any remain, you could enslave them as gardeners for the imperial aristocracy.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:49 AMUsing
mmmmmmm, Anchor Steam…. oh, and thanks for the warning Major
August 17th, 2008 at 10:40 AMUsing
I’ve got first dibs on the ground based fire.
Lady H.
August 17th, 2008 at 2:39 PMUsing
Is it me ? Or has the Imperial Duchess Mrs. Macho-Pants little icon thingy gotten a bit more interesting than her pre-Duchess Icon? Dont get me wrong Immmm not complaining or anything…… DOG saw it first and wanted to know.
August 17th, 2008 at 4:17 PMUsing
Well, since I am of the female persuasion, I’d have to say it’s you… :em93:
August 17th, 2008 at 5:44 PMUsing
Maybe this one can save us.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:13 PMUsing
God how I wish this were real. Sign me up for the 501st!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:09 AMUsing
I’m sure that as soon as the Emperor’s troops have identified and rescued Zombie from zombietime, and her relatives, the place will be scoured clean.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:16 PMUsing
:em01: very well done :em01:
September 18th, 2008 at 5:37 AMUsing