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Faced with the uncomfortable realization that their arch-nemesis, McCain, made their Anointed Obamessiah look like the bumbling fool that he is by answering concisely and unambiguously to questions that made the Dalai Bama melt down into his usual massive displays of expressive dysphasia, the Cult of the One (including, but that goes without saying since they’ve been part of the Cult pretty much since Day One, the MSM) had to come up with an explanation.

Which is, obviously, that McCain’s team cheated! They could not possibly have anticipated that, in a religious forum, questions regarding abortion and the presence of evil, not to mention what to do about it, would come up. THEY CHEEEEEATED!

No, dear libtards, they did not. We hate to break it to you, but your Anointed One couldn’t answer his way out of a wet paper bag unless he had somebody else write his response for him, and that’s the only reason why he came off as a vacillating, bumbling, hemming and hawing Grade A blatherskate. Because that’s what he is. And the fact that you haven’t yet realized this in spite of most everybody else having known it for some time highly suggests that you’re in the same anencephalic league.

It’s no coincidence that he ran away screaming like a little girl when McCain offered to debate him face-to-face with no prepared questions or moderation. He chose wisely, although we regret that it means we’ll be missing out on some of the most hilariously hilarious entertainment that any election campaign is ever likely to produce.

We’ll have to make do with watching a wannabe Commander-in-Chief being unable to answer questions like “is there evil in the world and what should we do about it?” and “when does, in your view, life begin?”

Above his pay grade indeed, and in way over his head.

36 Responses to “But… But… That’s UnPOSSIBLE!”
  1. Unregistered Pingback by Monday Links : Stop The ACLU UNITED STATES

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  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    Whenever I see the Anointed One Himself(TM), this song just starts blaring out of the bullshit detector in the back of my head:

    Theres no point in asking us youll get no reply
    Oh just remenber a dont decide
    I got no reason its all too much
    Youll always find us
    Out to lunch !

    Oh were so pretty oh so pretty vacant
    But now and we dont care

    Dont ask us to attend cos were not all there
    Oh dont pretend cos I dont care
    I dont believe illusions cos too much is real
    So stop your cheap comment
    Cos we know what we feel

    Were pretty pretty vacant
    Were pretty pretty vay-cunt
    And we dont care

    Nice to know that those years of listening to the Sex Pistols were not wasted.

  3. LC Fmwoods01 Comment by LC Fmwoods01 UNITED STATES

    The same response they have whenever they lose an election. When the votes are tallied and McLame walks away by a landslide, the first response will be “they cheated again just like in 2000 and 2004. Why should there be any surprise here? It’s SOP for the DNC.

    D’

  4. LC  MuscleDaddy Comment by LC MuscleDaddy UNITED STATES

    I wonder how many times we can watch Obambi dive under the couch in abject terror at the thought of participating in a debate NOT moderated by, say, Chris Matthews - before even the MSM will have to start noting “Obama bravely turned and fled” - ?

    - MuscleDaddy

  5. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    anybody who responds to a question that the answer is “above his pay grade” has absolutely no business making decisions on, say, whether to bomb Iran if they pass a certain point in nuke capability, or whether to negotiate with admitted enemies.

  6. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC UNITED STATES

    “ABOVE MY PAY GRADE”

    Key words…he’s admitting that he is in over his head. State an opinion on something that the POTUS cannot do much about, except by taking a stance and trying to convince the populous to go along with? Too risky.

    My opinion is we’re going to be facing down the Russians in the next few years and I would prefer someone in charge with a pay grade that allows them to make moral and gut decisions.

  7. L C hilljohnny Comment by L C hilljohnny UNITED STATES

    Smackdown at Saddleback. watch here

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    My opinion is we’re going to be facing down the Russians in the next few years and I would prefer someone in charge with a pay grade that allows them to make moral and gut decisions.

    But…but…but…”With your shield or on it” is just so risky! He might be…*gasp* wrong! Worse yet, taking a stand leaves so little room for “nuance”.

  9. Unregistered Comment by Stick UNITED STATES

    He has just demonstrated why the Presidency may be above his pay grade

  10. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC UNITED STATES

    Let’s take it easy on the Obumbler until after he is nominated. If it becomes clear how idiotic he is before his nomination, the superdelegates might wise up and nominate Hillary … who may be smart enough to beat McCain.

  11. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    He’s actually above his pay grade as US Senator.

    He was above his pay grade as state senator.

    Maybe he should find a job that’s more suited to him, like union steward.

  12. crazylegs Comment by crazylegs

    Maybe he should find a job that’s more suited to him, like union steward.

    I’m thinking childrens show host. The Hope’nChange play time hour. I think he could really give the Teletubbies a run for their money.

  13. zoomiemaster Comment by zoomiemaster UNITED STATES

    You know what the problem is? You all just haven’t been sold.

    I just followed a link from a forums website of which I’m a member (that is largely comprised of college-aged campus lib-indoctrinees), I will warn you it will bring you to Teh Kos(tm), but it’s interesting reading. Side effects may include nausea and total conversion to Obamism.

    http://www.dailykos......944/517720

    I hope linking to this website isn’t streich verboten.

  14. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC UNITED STATES

    Thanks for the video link Hilljohnny. After looking and listening, man, Obama is going to get creamed.

  15. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    Sheesh, maybe Mcain was better prepared than obama?

  16. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    “He cheated” …. of course he did! And 9/11 was a conspiracy of the Bush/Halliburton evil corporate agenda. Area 51 is home to aliens, and Iran just wants nuclear energy…..now everything makes sense!

  17. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Pelosi Praise: Obama is a ‘leader that God has blessed us with at this time’…

  18. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    and Troy, the Apollo Moon Landings were filmed on a soundstage in Burbank, California.

  19. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    See Chris … I couldnt get past the sixth sentence of that “article” all credibility went out the window with Nancy Pelosi referencing God. I mean really? What the fuckety fuck fuck does Nancy fucking Pelosi know about GOD? Puhleeeeaaaasssssee!

    DOG says he thinks Nancy Pelosi should meet god quick, fast, and in a hurry. He’s muttering (pun intended) something else… but the only words I can make out are crazy commie bitch……

  20. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Now now, Troy, according to the Church of Dalai Bama San Fran Nan is exactly right. G-d has indeed blessed us with the Obamessiah who is, after all, His own begotten son.

    According to himself anyway.

  21. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

    Stick

    He has just demonstrated why the Presidency may be IS above his pay grade

    Fixed it fer ya!

  22. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    …”With your shield or on it”

    BisW this has a completly different meaning for the obamanation. He would simply choose the “On it” option and have his seal go into battle. Much to risky to actually carry it there.

    What the fuckety fuck fuck does Nancy fucking Pelosi know about GOD?

    She knows that her’s charges for each and every stretch and then bills the shit out of her Troy. One day he’ll start to make a small slice on her face and most of her skin will wind up around her knees.

  23. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    She knows that her’s charges for each and every stretch and then bills the shit out of her Troy. One day he’ll start to make a small slice on her face and most of her skin will wind up around her knees.

    Now THAT’S an image Ranger 6!!!

  24. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

    TT, the leftards are even more deranged and irrational after Osama’s virtual political suicide the other night. Full panic mode! :em01:

    You, of course, know of whom I speak: :twisted:

    When you’re a POW like John McCain, you get lots of rights & privileges that most Americans don’t

    YOU GET TO START YOUR OWN CONFLICT BETWEEN GEORGIA & RUSSIA BY HAVING ONE OF THOSE LOBBYISTS WHO “DOESN’T WORK FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN” MAKE SOME DEALS BEHIND THE SCENES….SO YOU APPEAR TO BE A GREAT POW HERO TO HELP YOUR RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!

    (hat tip to Uncle Fester Lurks for the link)

    Isn’t that nice? Yep, above all else, you get to be like Ronald Reagan, you know, have your underlings make deals with the Iranians behind the scene to release the American hostages to make yourself look all magical and stuff!

    Wow. When you’re a POW like John McCain, you get to have your own war conflict and get to use it to make yourself feel better in a presidential campaign where you can’t even form a sentence without a teleprompter. And when you’re a POW, you get to talk to the president of Georgia daily and before the conflict started in the hopes no one finds out.

    when you’re a POW, you get away with this shit. Unfreakingbelievable! It’s good to be a POW, huh Johnny? Spit.

    Wow! I guess all we have to do is be held and tortured in a jungle gulag for 5 years and we can be a priviledged minority! Who’d ever have known! Woo-Hoo! :em03:

  25. deMontjoie Comment by deMontjoie UNITED STATES

    Whining, puling, intellectually retarded, morally bankrupt, incoherent sacks-of-festering-fecal-matter!

    And in our current system of governance, each of them has just as many votes as I do. SIGH! :em12:

    But at least I have more :em96:

  26. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Wait… I cant stop my eyes from blinking rapidly while the brain processor is attempting the blue screen of death….. Is she actually proposing that the “Georgian Affair” was instigated due to the manipulations of a US pro-McStain lobbyist to help his (McStains) campaign?

    I mean shit… if McStain had that much juice…. I guess it’ll be Russian hit squads that take out the commiesiah…… kewl….. so bama will die slowly from some strange ass radioactive disease ….. Im likin it! Im thinking that the knowledge of that possibility (along with the complicity of the obviously corrupt Secret Service) could send Kay into a freaking seizure.

  27. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

    Yep. And it actually sounds like she’s jealous of McCain’s time and torment as a POW! :shock:

    This is a girl who seriously loves her BDSM (we cetainly know her BDS part of it)! :em95:

  28. Unregistered Comment by Azygos UNITED STATES

    Maybe he should find a job that’s more suited to him, like union steward.

    Has the Dalai Bama ever had a real job?

    Comment by deMontjoie UNITED STATES

    Whining, puling, intellectually retarded, morally bankrupt, incoherent sacks-of-festering-fecal-matter!

    deMont,

    You need not hold back, tell us how you really feel.

  29. Robohobo Comment by Robohobo

    That should be McCain’s new campaign slogan: H/T to Stick et alia

    “The Presidency is NOT Above My Pay grade!”

    I know, I know, he ain’t perfect but you would put someone who takes less responsibility than my dog in as POTUS? You have two real choices this year - McCain OR Obummer. Choose one. Don’t be a Democrat child and refuse to play. Get out there and get busy. (BTW, the avatar is my dog, Jazz. She knows when she has screwed up and acts accordingly.)

    If The Obamessiah loses, I predict we will have rioting in ALL the major cities. His supporters will not own up to the fact that they are not what America wants. If they win, well, BOHICA.

  30. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    Has the Dalai Bama ever had a real job?

    One that isn’t sucking at the government teat, no.

    If The Obamessiah loses, I predict we will have rioting in ALL the major cities.

    From certain LEO’s in Harvey, Markham, and Calumet City, there will be “celebrations”, win or lose.

    Lots of bonfires, lots of pyrotechnics.

    I think I’ll be ready for them.

  31. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Sheeeeit MOFO’s…. I been sayin dat for munths now. LA, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta, Detroit, Newark, Richmond, Naw Leans, gonna burn baby burn. Nov 3 and 4 are going to be hot times in da hood.

    The really sad thing is that the dumbasses will burn down thier own neighborhoods, get a major ass kicking… and then blame government for “not doing anything” and expect everyone else to pay for the re-building.

    On the plus side there have been lessons learned from the LA riots and Katrina. And for me and my fellows in the high end security response industry…lots of work for that extra xmas cash.

  32. L C hilljohnny Comment by L C hilljohnny UNITED STATES

    I been sayin dat for munths now. LA, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta, Detroit, Newark, Richmond, Naw Leans, gonna burn baby burn. Nov 3 and 4 are going to be hot times in da hood.

    Troy maybe i haven’t had enough coffee yet, i can’t seem to find the “down side” here.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    Troy maybe i haven’t had enough coffee yet, i can’t seem to find the “down side” here.

    Who do you think is going to get taxed to make sure the usual suspects have housing afterward?

  34. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Yeah….. de de definetly not enough cawfee….. not enough caw f f f eee……. :em93:

  35. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. UNITED STATES

    I suspect that, by the time the rioters get done, they will make Sherman’s march to the sea look like a parade.

  36. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Im thinking prolly not Skye…. contigency planning says containment perimeters already considered…ala LA Riots….If we were really smart we’d use the opportunity to clean up the gangs. First let them kill each other down to one dominant gang (they’re going to do it anyway) .. then “citizens” enter the zone and kill the ones left. Thats prolly the only socially redeeming potential that will come from the scenario