But… But… That’s UnPOSSIBLE!
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Democrat Arses, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, The Obamessiah2:45 PM
Faced with the uncomfortable realization that their arch-nemesis, McCain, made their Anointed Obamessiah look like the bumbling fool that he is by answering concisely and unambiguously to questions that made the Dalai Bama melt down into his usual massive displays of expressive dysphasia, the Cult of the One (including, but that goes without saying since they’ve been part of the Cult pretty much since Day One, the MSM) had to come up with an explanation.
Which is, obviously, that McCain’s team cheated! They could not possibly have anticipated that, in a religious forum, questions regarding abortion and the presence of evil, not to mention what to do about it, would come up. THEY CHEEEEEATED!
No, dear libtards, they did not. We hate to break it to you, but your Anointed One couldn’t answer his way out of a wet paper bag unless he had somebody else write his response for him, and that’s the only reason why he came off as a vacillating, bumbling, hemming and hawing Grade A blatherskate. Because that’s what he is. And the fact that you haven’t yet realized this in spite of most everybody else having known it for some time highly suggests that you’re in the same anencephalic league.
It’s no coincidence that he ran away screaming like a little girl when McCain offered to debate him face-to-face with no prepared questions or moderation. He chose wisely, although we regret that it means we’ll be missing out on some of the most hilariously hilarious entertainment that any election campaign is ever likely to produce.
We’ll have to make do with watching a wannabe Commander-in-Chief being unable to answer questions like “is there evil in the world and what should we do about it?” and “when does, in your view, life begin?”
Above his pay grade indeed, and in way over his head.



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August 18th, 2008 at 2:52 PMUsing
Whenever I see the Anointed One Himself(TM), this song just starts blaring out of the bullshit detector in the back of my head:
Nice to know that those years of listening to the Sex Pistols were not wasted.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:52 PMUsing
The same response they have whenever they lose an election. When the votes are tallied and McLame walks away by a landslide, the first response will be “they cheated again just like in 2000 and 2004. Why should there be any surprise here? It’s SOP for the DNC.
D’
August 18th, 2008 at 2:56 PMUsing
I wonder how many times we can watch Obambi dive under the couch in abject terror at the thought of participating in a debate NOT moderated by, say, Chris Matthews - before even the MSM will have to start noting “Obama bravely turned and fled” - ?
- MuscleDaddy
August 18th, 2008 at 3:44 PMUsing
anybody who responds to a question that the answer is “above his pay grade” has absolutely no business making decisions on, say, whether to bomb Iran if they pass a certain point in nuke capability, or whether to negotiate with admitted enemies.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:56 PMUsing
“ABOVE MY PAY GRADE”
Key words…he’s admitting that he is in over his head. State an opinion on something that the POTUS cannot do much about, except by taking a stance and trying to convince the populous to go along with? Too risky.
My opinion is we’re going to be facing down the Russians in the next few years and I would prefer someone in charge with a pay grade that allows them to make moral and gut decisions.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:20 PMUsing
Smackdown at Saddleback. watch here
August 18th, 2008 at 4:35 PMUsing
But…but…but…”With your shield or on it” is just so risky! He might be…*gasp* wrong! Worse yet, taking a stand leaves so little room for “nuance”.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:49 PMUsing
He has just demonstrated why the Presidency may be above his pay grade
August 18th, 2008 at 4:50 PMUsing
Let’s take it easy on the Obumbler until after he is nominated. If it becomes clear how idiotic he is before his nomination, the superdelegates might wise up and nominate Hillary … who may be smart enough to beat McCain.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:53 PMUsing
He’s actually above his pay grade as US Senator.
He was above his pay grade as state senator.
Maybe he should find a job that’s more suited to him, like union steward.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:53 PMUsing
I’m thinking childrens show host. The Hope’nChange play time hour. I think he could really give the Teletubbies a run for their money.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:23 PMUsing
You know what the problem is? You all just haven’t been sold.
I just followed a link from a forums website of which I’m a member (that is largely comprised of college-aged campus lib-indoctrinees), I will warn you it will bring you to Teh Kos(tm), but it’s interesting reading. Side effects may include nausea and total conversion to Obamism.
http://www.dailykos......944/517720
I hope linking to this website isn’t streich verboten.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:36 PMUsing
Thanks for the video link Hilljohnny. After looking and listening, man, Obama is going to get creamed.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:45 PMUsing
Sheesh, maybe Mcain was better prepared than obama?
August 18th, 2008 at 5:49 PMUsing
“He cheated” …. of course he did! And 9/11 was a conspiracy of the Bush/Halliburton evil corporate agenda. Area 51 is home to aliens, and Iran just wants nuclear energy…..now everything makes sense!
August 18th, 2008 at 6:12 PMUsing
Pelosi Praise: Obama is a ‘leader that God has blessed us with at this time’…
August 18th, 2008 at 6:31 PMUsing
and Troy, the Apollo Moon Landings were filmed on a soundstage in Burbank, California.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:31 PMUsing
See Chris … I couldnt get past the sixth sentence of that “article” all credibility went out the window with Nancy Pelosi referencing God. I mean really? What the fuckety fuck fuck does Nancy fucking Pelosi know about GOD? Puhleeeeaaaasssssee!
DOG says he thinks Nancy Pelosi should meet god quick, fast, and in a hurry. He’s muttering (pun intended) something else… but the only words I can make out are crazy commie bitch……
August 18th, 2008 at 6:41 PMUsing
Now now, Troy, according to the Church of Dalai Bama San Fran Nan is exactly right. G-d has indeed blessed us with the Obamessiah who is, after all, His own begotten son.
According to himself anyway.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:17 PMUsing
Stick
Fixed it fer ya!
August 18th, 2008 at 7:45 PMUsing
BisW this has a completly different meaning for the obamanation. He would simply choose the “On it” option and have his seal go into battle. Much to risky to actually carry it there.
She knows that her’s charges for each and every stretch and then bills the shit out of her Troy. One day he’ll start to make a small slice on her face and most of her skin will wind up around her knees.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:49 PMUsing
Now THAT’S an image Ranger 6!!!
August 18th, 2008 at 7:52 PMUsing
TT, the leftards are even more deranged and irrational after Osama’s virtual political suicide the other night. Full panic mode! :em01:
You, of course, know of whom I speak:
Wow! I guess all we have to do is be held and tortured in a jungle gulag for 5 years and we can be a priviledged minority! Who’d ever have known! Woo-Hoo! :em03:
August 18th, 2008 at 8:20 PMUsing
Whining, puling, intellectually retarded, morally bankrupt, incoherent sacks-of-festering-fecal-matter!
And in our current system of governance, each of them has just as many votes as I do. SIGH! :em12:
But at least I have more :em96:
August 18th, 2008 at 8:34 PMUsing
Wait… I cant stop my eyes from blinking rapidly while the brain processor is attempting the blue screen of death….. Is she actually proposing that the “Georgian Affair” was instigated due to the manipulations of a US pro-McStain lobbyist to help his (McStains) campaign?
I mean shit… if McStain had that much juice…. I guess it’ll be Russian hit squads that take out the commiesiah…… kewl….. so bama will die slowly from some strange ass radioactive disease ….. Im likin it! Im thinking that the knowledge of that possibility (along with the complicity of the obviously corrupt Secret Service) could send Kay into a freaking seizure.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:37 PMUsing
Yep. And it actually sounds like she’s jealous of McCain’s time and torment as a POW!
This is a girl who seriously loves her BDSM (we cetainly know her BDS part of it)! :em95:
August 18th, 2008 at 8:42 PMUsing
Has the Dalai Bama ever had a real job?
deMont,
You need not hold back, tell us how you really feel.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:45 PMUsing
That should be McCain’s new campaign slogan: H/T to Stick et alia
I know, I know, he ain’t perfect but you would put someone who takes less responsibility than my dog in as POTUS? You have two real choices this year - McCain OR Obummer. Choose one. Don’t be a Democrat child and refuse to play. Get out there and get busy. (BTW, the avatar is my dog, Jazz. She knows when she has screwed up and acts accordingly.)
If The Obamessiah loses, I predict we will have rioting in ALL the major cities. His supporters will not own up to the fact that they are not what America wants. If they win, well, BOHICA.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:35 AMUsing
One that isn’t sucking at the government teat, no.
From certain LEO’s in Harvey, Markham, and Calumet City, there will be “celebrations”, win or lose.
Lots of bonfires, lots of pyrotechnics.
I think I’ll be ready for them.
August 19th, 2008 at 7:14 AMUsing
Sheeeeit MOFO’s…. I been sayin dat for munths now. LA, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta, Detroit, Newark, Richmond, Naw Leans, gonna burn baby burn. Nov 3 and 4 are going to be hot times in da hood.
The really sad thing is that the dumbasses will burn down thier own neighborhoods, get a major ass kicking… and then blame government for “not doing anything” and expect everyone else to pay for the re-building.
On the plus side there have been lessons learned from the LA riots and Katrina. And for me and my fellows in the high end security response industry…lots of work for that extra xmas cash.
August 19th, 2008 at 9:07 AMUsing
Troy maybe i haven’t had enough coffee yet, i can’t seem to find the “down side” here.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:32 AMUsing
Who do you think is going to get taxed to make sure the usual suspects have housing afterward?
August 19th, 2008 at 11:05 AMUsing
Yeah….. de de definetly not enough cawfee….. not enough caw f f f eee……. :em93:
August 19th, 2008 at 11:32 AMUsing
I suspect that, by the time the rioters get done, they will make Sherman’s march to the sea look like a parade.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:35 AMUsing
Im thinking prolly not Skye…. contigency planning says containment perimeters already considered…ala LA Riots….If we were really smart we’d use the opportunity to clean up the gangs. First let them kill each other down to one dominant gang (they’re going to do it anyway) .. then “citizens” enter the zone and kill the ones left. Thats prolly the only socially redeeming potential that will come from the scenario
August 19th, 2008 at 12:12 PMUsing