Amidst all the brou-ha-ha about how Biden’s racism is all of a sudden “authentic and refreshing” whereas Republican non-racism is invariably turned into actual racism through the diligent use of liberal decoder rings, we’ve also been treated to how Biden’s alleged foreign policy experience and expertise brings a lot to the ticket. Such as this display of mind-shattering brilliance right after 9/11:
At the Tuesday-morning meeting with committee staffers, Biden launches into a stream-of-consciousness monologue about what his committee should be doing, before he finally admits the obvious: “I’m groping here.” Then he hits on an idea: America needs to show the Arab world that we’re not bent on its destruction. “Seems to me this would be a good time to send, no strings attached, a check for $200 million to Iran,” Biden declares. He surveys the table with raised eyebrows, a How do ya like that? look on his face. [Emphasis ours -- Emp. M.]
Well, disregarding the “minor” detail that Iranians aren’t, you know, Arabs and are, as a matter of fact, generally quite resentful of even the slightest suggestion that they might be, you have to admit that a sudden $200 million check from the U.S. government with no strings attached right after 9/11 could possibly have left the Mad Mullahs baffled enough that it might have delayed their nuclear programs by at least an hour and half.
It’s hard to plan while you’re doubled over in side-splitting bouts of laughter, after all.
We have to ask you this: Is it possible to die from over-ingestion of popcorn? Because if it is, then we really need to cut back on the shit or we’ll be dead as a doornail come October.



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August 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 PMUsing
holy crap, did you guys see the cuban animal “athlete” that kicked the ref in the face?
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 PMUsing
Chris,
How come that animal is not in a Chinese jail facing charges?
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 PMUsing
This is going to be like watching your exwife slide off a cliff…in your favorite car. The dishonor that the candidacy of entitlement brings on the Senate, and by extention, our nation weighs heavily on me in quiet moments. This fool continues to utterly bamboozle too large a segment of our population, and now he has chosen someone who made a career out of lies, damn lies, and politics. Win or lose, the damage these self-indulgent egotistical titans are wrecking on the process in general will not be repaired for decades.
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 PMUsing
How many voters know the difference between paying extortion money and getting beheaded?
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 PMUsing
Azy, because he’s a fellow commie? That’s freaking assault with a deadly weapon….
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 PMUsing
Your imperial vindictiveness,
I don’t think you can die, but I believe you can get really, really, constipated…
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 PMUsing
“This is not the Vice Presidential nominee that I thought I knew.”
Way over their pay grade, both of them.
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 PMUsing
“Liberals know so much…..that is wrong” :em98:
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 PMUsing
I found this for one of Ace’s co-bloggers, but I think it’ll get a laugh over here too. Who knew Bugs could be precient? :em01:
August 24th, 2008 at 12:20 AMUsing
Democrat sues Obama over ‘fraudulent’ U.S. citizenship
August 24th, 2008 at 1:35 AM(WorldNetDaily) A prominent Pennsylvania Democrat has sued Sen. Barack Obama, claiming that Obama is not a natural-born citizen and, therefore, is not eligible to be president of the United States …
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Sweet Jesus, that old chestnut. OK, so the PADP brought suit. I think it’s dubious 1) he did this just before the convention (yeah- I’m questioning the timing) and 2) I would think that his citizenship would have been thoroughly investigated by the FBI, the SS, the DNC, and just about any other alphabet organization that would have had a real interest. Note that the RNC itself hasn’t said very much about this. Look, my dislike, nay, my hostility towards Obama is second to no one. But can we fucking please direct our anger towards something a bit more concrete?
Chris, this wasn’t directed at you. It’s just that stupid shit like this is debunked 12 ways from Sunday with the slightest amount of rational thought, and yet it continues to pop up. This mofo thinks he’s fighting a rear-guard action in an attempt to buy Hillary time. All he’s actually doing is blowing money and court time. Not only that, the court won’t look at him and say “You are in contempt for wasting the court’s time. That will be 5,000.00, please.” . Nah- he’ll get away with it, and look the hero to Hillary supporters because “He tried.” Christ, it’s enough to make me want to chew my own foot off. :em12: :em98: :em12: :em98:
August 24th, 2008 at 2:25 AMUsing
not at all Bill, i just throw things up there… as it’s just another facet of how interesting this internecine intrigue will play out in the convention.
August 24th, 2008 at 2:30 AMUsing
Since I have your attention, Chris, thanks for turning me on to Premiata Forneria Marconi. You were right- an Italian Focus, with generous doses of Yes, Elton John, and Traffic, and some King Crimson. A very interesting combination. :em69:
August 24th, 2008 at 2:52 AMUsing
Bill, did you find the track Per Un Amico, from album of same name?
I also love another track from that called Appena Un Po’
oh, and thanks for following up on that tip, i am so glad you found them. I missed seeing them (in their later 80’s manifestation) in Stresa, Italy when i was a teenager, by a few days. Didn’t plan it, but saw posted on a wall while i was there with my family.
August 24th, 2008 at 3:02 AMUsing
Sun Times: Axelrod, Michelle Obama Involved in ‘Patient Dumping’ Controversy
tee hee
August 24th, 2008 at 3:08 AMUsing
I’ll suppose it’s possible the Republicans asked him to do this, if for no other reason to stir trouble up. But it makes no sense. Any of the relevant players short of the Demos themselves could have put a smoking halt to Obarry’s campaign simply by saying his status is indeterminant, or some other bullshit. The Demos themselves know full well that a relevation like that would have caused a crisis like they have never seen before. And McCain had his own residency status problems, questionable enough that the Senate had to declare him a native-born American. Glass houses, and all that. So, I honestly don’t think so. What it boils down to is a fanboi of Hillary’s partaking of that time-honored American institution, the lawsuit.
Folks, I’m off to bed- I have a fuel injection system I have to finish up for a customer tomorrow. :em95:
August 24th, 2008 at 3:12 AMUsing
You have one day left on your jail sentence. What is the worst thing you can do?
A. Stab a member of the parole board
B. Leave your plans for knocking over a bank when you get out in the warden’s office
C. Try to escape from prison
A prisoner chose option “C,” according to KCRA.
Plus this one: Man Sentenced In Near Fatal Attack Over Beer
August 24th, 2008 at 3:22 AMUsing
However, O
August 24th, 2008 at 4:18 AMsamabamas friends, acquantances, and mentor/teachers preclude him from a job answering telephones at the Whitehouse. How, pray tell me the fuck, does this worthles pos expect to be POTUS?Using