More Popcorn, Dammit!!!
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Democrat Arses, Funny Shit, The Obamessiah3:55 PM
We may have to hook up the spare microwave if we’re to have any hopes of keeping up here:
Bill Clinton appeared to undermine Sen. Barack Obama again Tuesday.
“No he didn’t! Unity! Unity! UNITYYYYYYYYYYYY! Dammit, even the highly respected, totally unbiased and definitely NOT in the tank for anybody weekly Time quite clearly states, in an article by somebody who is quite probably the single most intelligent, neutral and analytically superior reporter EVAH!:”
Given all that buildup, it may come as a surprise that the Democrats who will gather around the gavel in Denver are actually more united than perhaps at any other point in the past 30 years.
We have to admit that we had to take a brief break after having read that in order to clean up our keyboard, monitor and just about everything else in the vicinity after it had all instantaneously and inexplicable become covered in a sticky, sugary film of a brownish liquid that smelled rather a lot like coffee.
But back to Billy Jeff:
He said: “Suppose you’re a voter, and you’ve got candidate X and candidate Y. Candidate X agrees with you on everything, but you don’t think that candidate can deliver on anything at all. Candidate Y you agree with on about half the issues, but he can deliver. Which candidate are you going to vote for?”
See? It’s just an innocent hypothetical. Don’t believe us? Ask Billy Blowjob hisself:
Then, perhaps mindful of how his off-the-cuff remarks might be taken, Clinton added after a pause: “This has nothing to do with what’s going on now.”
And, goshdarnit, if Billy “I Didn’t Have Sexual Relations With That Woman” Klintoon says it, then it’s damn well good enough for me! Nothing to see here, move along. And nothing to see at that wonderful, unity-filled love fest going on in Denver right now either.
This is getting to be so much fun that it ought to be illegal. And if Obama bin Ayers were to become President, it probably would be.



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Im stinking that in the end, the Clintonista Factor will be minimal for McStain. As a group the
August 26th, 2008 at 4:41 PMDEMScommies are to “assimilated” to vote for anyone other than another D. Its the Sheeple factor…….Using
And on top of this, obambi is renegeing on his roll call vote which is sending the shrillery crowd through the roof. I believe he sees his candidicy slipping away. A negative bounce when he announced biden as his RM. That has all kinds of people shitting thier drawers. I think shrillery WAS counseling him in his VP pick.
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Oh and Boss, ya need to lay off the popcorn. That shit’ll kill ya.
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August 26th, 2008 at 4:56 PMUsing
Didn’t watch last nite ( there was a meaningless preseason football game on), won’t watch tonite
Denver can be sucked into a giant black hole, and I wouldn’t care.
I just wish they would fire up that particle accelerator so the world will come to an end and we can be done with this shite.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:26 PMUsing
Shoulda known you already had it, Boss.
Personally, I think it will be amusing to watch the next couple of months unfold.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:09 PMUsing
All this is before night #2! There has to be much more levity in store for us. Just think. Biden hasn’t put his foot in his mouth yet. I think he’s good for at least a couple of gaffes this week alone. Hope he cries some more.
Check IMAO http://www.imao.us/ for some hilarious Obama/Biden stuff. :em41: :em98:
August 26th, 2008 at 6:12 PMUsing
LC ORWN Resident Bowling God sez:
all that anger over 98 yards in 2 minutes……… :em58:
sorry man, you didn’t think I could let that one go by did you?
As for what’s happening in my old home town, like LC ORWN….I’d rather watch football. You will never see the networks show what’s happening on the streets ala ‘68 because it will make the anointed one’s party look really really bad. To see what the supporters of the demoRat party are doing on the streets
go here
or here
or here
the left has done a marvelous job with education and morality in this country haven’t they?
August 26th, 2008 at 6:20 PMUsing
Dammit Jaybear, now I have to go on
another drinking spree.
Do you hate my liver that much? :em02:
August 26th, 2008 at 6:37 PMUsing
Jaybear That second link was hillarious…. “We gotta take the money away from the productive people.. give to a third party government official and redistribute it…. thats freedom”! girl says.. thats right!”
August 26th, 2008 at 7:07 PMUsing
oh my…..
Documents Shed Light on
August 26th, 2008 at 9:04 PMObama, Ayers Relationship
New documents explore Obama’s relationship with founding member of radical group The Weather Underground
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Jaybear
That is not what I meant….. but good one, ya bastich, :em12: we’ll see on 11/06 when the broncos come
to Cleveland to get their asses handed to them, who has the last laugh.
Lc Purple Raider
THE LIVER IS EVIIILLLLLL, IT MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 9:28 PMUsing
‘Wearin’ out my bottle opener too Jaybear,,
‘Ice chest is on the back porch Raider,
That mouthy moonbat that was hollerin’ “Kill Malkin” sooo deserved a lightinin’ ballshot.
Maybe Michelle just didn’t figure there was enough there to shoot at.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:56 PMSuch a Lady; :em69:
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jeeeezus, I didn’t realize there were so many Browns fans here………
Before I make any more cracks about the “drive” I’ll be sure I
Elwaysalways take into consideration your loyalty to the Browns…. :em93:sorry, couldn’t hep’ myself.
So I asked this last night and didn’t get an answer, I have a cousin who is in the thick of that shit in Denver….he’s a detective with the DPD and we stay in pretty regular touch. I haven’t heard a thing from him since before this weekend, no responses to emails or anything. Do any of you LEO types know if his department would restrict outside communications during this time? I’m just curious.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:05 PMUsing
No I dont think they would “restrict” his commo…. but he is probably bustin his ass on Overtime Shifts…… I worked the last DNC @ the republican “war room” the cops I spoke with were pullin 18 hr shifts.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:23 PMUsing
I hope he’s bustin’ some anarchists asses instead…..he doesn’t take kindly to those types, never did.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:25 PMUsing
I think Denver is a target rich environment right now.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:28 PMUsing
How does that Mark Twain quote go? “Suppose you were a criminal, and suppose you were elected to Congress…but I repeat myself.”
Or something like that.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:30 AMUsing
I don’t know how you guys can stand watching that shit.
I think I would pop a gasket if I had to listen to any of their moronic self delusions of grandeur and the constant whining that is inherent in that party. :em41:
I’d have to take an extra dose of my blood pressure meds if I watched any of that crap.
Even the sound bites piss me off.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:11 AMUsing
DOG watches for me..once I reach overload…. hell I need him to translate into regular people language anyway…..
I say to DOG… “What he/she/it just say?” DOG responds…. “Same Ole Commie Shit” … “Now shutup and put that he/she/it on the list”
I say … “Aye Aye.. three bags full”….
DOG is a great life simplifier………
August 27th, 2008 at 10:20 AMUsing
Most likely.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:52 PMUsing
DOG/TROY ‘08
August 27th, 2008 at 4:59 PMUsing