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From The Dept. of No Suprise Whatsoever
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Democrat Arses, Funny Shit, The Obamessiah3:56 PM
We guess it’s buh-bye to the floor vote at the Democrat Communist convention today:
Delegates to the Democratic National Convention are casting ballots for the party’s presidential nominee at their hotels this morning.
The vote, negotiated by the campaigns for presumptive nominee Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, is expected to speed proceedings from the floor of the Pepsi Center tonight, when totals will be read from the floor as part of a roll call vote.
“Speeding proceedings”, huh? So that is the official “explanation” now?
Well, that certainly settles our Imperial Doubts about your motivations for scrapping the delegates’ opportunity to declare themselves in public. Silly and overly skeptical that we are, we were wondering if it could possibly have to do with you not wanting to have any public displays of disunity at your carefully choreographed Party Rally. Yes, we know, awfully silly of us. After all, yours is The Most Unified and Ethical Party Evah!™ and who are we, a mere mortal (though of divine descent as we Emperors must, perforce, be), to question your motivations?
Hot Air shows us just how deep this sense of all-conquering, solid, unwavering UNITY goes among the Hillary delegates:
Some of the Clinton supporters in the delegation raised questions about how the process would work and said they wanted an observer there to ensure that the ballots were counted accurately.
Don’t forget the hanging, dimpled and pregnant chads, now. You know how ugly things can get if you don’t remember those, don’t you? But we’re sure that you need not worry. After all, how can you doubt the fine vote talliers from the prestigious firm of Obama, Rezko & Ayers, LLC?
The Dalai Bama could not be reached for comments. He was busy trying on togas, laurel wreaths and halos for tomorrows grand coronation on Mt. Olympus.
Just your Ordinary Guy™, you know.
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Oh, like an actual ‘Floor Vote’ was ever going to happen.
….especially after The One chose Biden?
Hmeh.
- MuscleDaddy
August 27th, 2008 at 4:09 PMUsing
Now, if ‘Teh Maverick’ can just be smart enough to take Palin as his VP, Obama will be well and truly doomed.
- MuscleDaddy
August 27th, 2008 at 4:13 PMUsing
PSALM 2008-2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRATS
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I DO NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGHT THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO
HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA A T REE.
August 27th, 2008 at 4:16 PMUsing
And they don’t allow smoke, smokers, smoking in any of their rooms.
Oh, come on M.D. Their model of democracy is the Teamsters. “But their behavior is redolent of kindergarten after the teacher has left the room, and everybody is peeing in the sandbox.”
August 27th, 2008 at 4:30 PMRoger Price, from The Great Roob Revolution
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Oh come now, what you are trying to tell me is that communists, are not really into public dissent? :em98:
Every thing about these assclowns is fake, what really upsets me is, that intelligent people, normally rational people, are completely buying into this shite.
But,but,but I’m a life long democrat, Obama has a D behind his name that means he’s the same as Scoop Jackson, JFK,RFK. True democrats not these communist/socialist/fascists trying to present themselves as Democrats.
I’m sorry they are “progressives”, Just as fucking scary.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:14 PMUsing
I was just watching it. They “voted” to suspend the rules and let Hillary nominate the messiah. That must have really galled her. And it ruined all of my fun watching her fans vote for her anyway. Damn!
August 27th, 2008 at 6:11 PMUsing
well, at least he’s easier to listen to than shrillary…..listening to that creature screech just corkscrews my spine.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:24 PMUsing
“If da’ White House is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’, ‘cuz BillyJeff’s got his intern a-cockin’!”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:22 PMUsing