Allahpundit, as is his wont, looks at the Palin nomination and dons his Eeyore suit as only he can do it.
Winning comment?:
Holy crap, AP. You’d bitch if you worked in a chocolate factory.
JasonG on August 29, 2008 at 3:41 PM
Not to worry. He’ll get over Kirsten Powers one of these days.
That being said, he offers some good insight on the avenues of attack that the Foam Born Obamikos’s team will most likely pursue, and we’d be surprised if he wasn’t right. Heaven knows that they don’t have all that much to work with, so they’re going to have to go with whatever they can find.
They (CNN, Another Affiliate of the Wholly Owned by the DNC MSM) are already whining about how Palin possibly going off to be VP is tantamount to child abandonment.
You see, in the mind of the loony left, women can’t possibly handle more than one task at a time and would be ever so much better off naked, barefoot and pregnant while cooking dinner for the menfolk. Anything other than that would be abandonment of their duties!
We know for a fact, however, that CNN and their fellow Obamalytes would be perfectly fine if Governor Palin had decided to ask her doctor to jam a pair of scissors into baby Trig’s skull and suck his brains out instead.
Hey! He’s got Down’s syndrome. Obviously he doesn’t fit with the eugenics template of the left and should be killed.



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August 29th, 2008 at 3:54 PMUsing
Well, gosh, Miz Palin did manage to hold the offices of mayor and then governor without abandoning the chilluns. She probably did some hunting as well, bringing home a couple of deer, dressed, and prepared them for dinner whilst fighting corruption in Alaska. :em96:
It’s heartening to see that’s the only snarky comment CNN could think of flinging right now. Pretty feeble. :em02: C’mon you cowards, you can do better than that. Speaking of snarky, can’t wait to see Biden debate Palin. :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
August 29th, 2008 at 4:00 PMUsing
Okay, McCain/Palin ‘08. How about Palin/Jindal 2012?
August 29th, 2008 at 4:07 PMUsing
i’ll say it again, i’d love to see Palin debate Obama and McCain debate Bin Biden.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:08 PMUsing
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:08 PMUsing
Holy SHit, CNN, in a desperate attempt to shift the focus back to the neo-commie Obama, has a TOP OF THE PAGE (a la breaking news) banner which screams:
bwahhahhahahahahahhahahahha.. they realize that all this swamps the messiah’s lame speech. bwhahahahaa
August 29th, 2008 at 4:11 PMUsing
Hell, I’m gonna write-in Sarah Palin for President. Y’know, cutting out the middle man.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:18 PMUsing
Ha! As if! Nothing is wiping the smile off my face today.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:24 PMUsing
Palin? Its frakin’ brilliant! This is the smartest move I’ve seen MCcain pull all run.
Now I have something to look forward to come the Repub convention.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:42 PMUsing
Chris, I thought every guy in Frisco loved fudge! :em93:
August 29th, 2008 at 4:44 PMUsing
is it just me or does Sarah Palin


August 29th, 2008 at 4:48 PMlook just a little like Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko?
(assuming Tymoshenko would lose the Princess Leia hairstyle, . . .
also Palin has better taste in bikes!)
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What we need now is a plan to make the Obamoids and mediasluts suicidal. A tip ‘o the cap to Chariotbuilder too. Let’s all chip in and buy Sarah an AR. :em93:
August 29th, 2008 at 5:02 PMUsing
Barefoot & pregnant. That’s the dhimmy line to a tee. Better to abort than raise your kids, especially if you have more than the requisite 2 per family (you know ZPG, that’ll make a comeback in this election now that someone has 5 kids, none adopted). It would be perfect if she has some pets. Anybody know? I love dogs.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:03 PMUsing
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
August 29th, 2008 at 5:37 PMUsing
Oh he is, Fanusi. It’s more of a snarky jab than anything else since he has a tendency to find a dark lining in any cloud of silver sailing by and mope about it. He does mope very well, however, he’s a great writer, and it makes for good balance.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:50 PMUsing
Well Babs Boxer has her jockstrap in a wad over this for sure.
Neither will Bambi by telling them to shut up and make him a sandwich ya stupid cuntmuffin.
Olympia SNOWE????????? The RINO in heels? Obviously McCain made a good choice if Boxer wants Snowe in the hot seat.
Palin a dangerous choice? Only for the Dems. :em99:
August 29th, 2008 at 6:15 PMUsing
Guess again Barbara! You’re too stupid to know your own voter base. :em01:
I’ll bet there are so many donk heads exploding right now the DNC sounds like the end of the 1812 Overture. :em99:
August 29th, 2008 at 6:26 PMUsing
I’ll bet Karl Rove’s fingerprints are all over this VP pick! :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
(No, you pervs. Not like THAT!)
Leave it up the The Eeeevil Rovian KKKonspiracy™ to piss in The Obamessiah’s KoolAid® pitcher and ruin his bid at becoming
PresidentEmperor.Screw using all of that corn for making ethanol! More popcorn, please! This is gonna get GOOD!
:em03:
August 29th, 2008 at 6:40 PMUsing
Savage is not happy, but he is often wrong at first.
He just had the widow of the father and two boys killed in SF by the MS-13 illegal gang banger. She informed the listeners that Gavin Newscum has NEVER OFFERED TO COME MEET WITH HER, and that he ATTENDED THE FUNERAL FOR FIVE MINUTES AND DIDN’T TAKE THE TIME TO SPEAK WITH THE WIDOW!!!!!!!!!
you fucking libtard putz bastards. i hate each and every one of you, i’m freaking pissed.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:48 PMUsing
Carter: McCain ‘milking’ POW time…
why is Carter such a bitter resentful commie-loving fuck?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:54 PMUsing
Hey, Misha,
Can you
stealappropriateborrow the post from ap that says POW/WOW 08, and make a bumper sticker of it?I might even buy one of those.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:59 PMUsing
Sir Chris,
Well, you DO know that John Kerry was in Vietnam, don’t you?
August 29th, 2008 at 7:00 PMUsing
POW/WOW ‘08. I like it.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:14 PMUsing
I’ll cling to that :em93:
August 29th, 2008 at 7:35 PMUsing
Ich auch!! :em69:
August 29th, 2008 at 7:53 PMUsing
I think the demos need some Tums right about now…..
August 29th, 2008 at 7:56 PMObamas is in trouble now….
So she is from a town of nine thousand? Is that a problem? My town has five thousand. No polar bears, though. And by the way, Massa Obama….how much foreign policy experience do YOU have? After all, you being new to the senate and such. Just a thought, how many decades has McCain served?
What branch of the military did you serve in, Mr. Obama?
Her son is serving, soon to be deployed.
And would you have aborted her young son?
She likes guns, Mr. Obama, and shoots well, an NRA member. Even likes moose burgers, I’m told. A devoted family woman, a beautiful gal, married to an All American guy…….the first dude as he calls himself.
She is all the things your not, Mr. Obama, and in one masterstroke removing the obstacle of gender from the election. Or is it only liberal, baby killing gals you support?
Not to mention McCain is old, she could very well be the first female president, something women do indeed notice. I would support her.
I had hoped she would get it…..and didn’t think she would.
This could prove very dicey for the demos, especially in the South. I learned my manners there, Sir and Ma’am. Talking shit to a woman will blow Obamas chances in the South, for men there do not appreciate it.
I am truly looking forward to this….my wife decided to vote McCain today……….I very well may as well…..time to watch and learn……
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So somehow it is vile and evil to level such criticism at the Governor of Arkansas in 1992, but it’s OK to do say the same thing about the Governor of Alaska in 2008.
I am so confused. :em98:
August 29th, 2008 at 8:02 PMUsing
And the funniest part of the punchline is it came dead on the heels of the coronation of would-be King jugears the first thus deflating any bump he got in Denver.
Considering how much dough the donks pumped into their overblown off-Broadway spectacle “Deification in Denver” is an added bonus. :em95:
August 29th, 2008 at 8:05 PMUsing
Fixinated.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:13 PMUsing
Well …. we all need something to beleive in … I beleive in DOG, GUNS, and tonight .. in a rare event indeed.. I believe I will have a BEER! Cheers Rotties! I raise my glass to you and yours and extend thanks for allowing me to participate in this community.
Interesting point Caveman raises regarding southerns and thier sensibilities when it comes to disrespecting women in public… I will add that I think that also translates to the hispanic community. The Dems will have to tread very very lightly…. almost like the repubs have to tread so as not to be unfairly construed as racist….. Hows it feel Commie FUCKERS?
All posts after this have to be considered under a beer curve :em95:
August 29th, 2008 at 8:17 PMUsing
Come on in! The beer’s properly chilled and I’m a couple ahead of you. :em03:
Cheers.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:19 PMUsing
We all need to believe! You believe in DOG (you better), Chrissy Matthews believes Osama is a miracle worker because he got his 1″ twitching again, and Kayinsane believes in Alex Jones, Kos and the omnicient wisdom of Rosie O’Donnell!
Speaking of Alex Jones and Twoofer scum :em72: , did you see that lardbucket attack Michelle Malkin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU42hL0T18c
August 29th, 2008 at 8:27 PMUsing
Careful now. You’ll be accused of assasination threats by whats its name.
Is this where the road is actually straight, but you make a gentle left?
August 29th, 2008 at 8:38 PMUsing
Now as to her character, ability and resolve…… And as to the lefty women accusing her of abandoning her kids running for office. You mean as in to die in laundry rooms in hospitals, as YOU do……?
August 29th, 2008 at 8:44 PMUsing
Ooooh… you’re right! Especially since I have such a violent screen name. :em02:
August 29th, 2008 at 8:50 PMUsing
I think I could like her-does anyone know if she will overturn roe v wade, or will she leave it up to the states?
August 29th, 2008 at 8:56 PMUsing
Wouldn’t overturning Roe v. Wade essentially leave it to the states by default?
August 29th, 2008 at 9:04 PMUsing
No .. this is probably where we go from a 22.5 degree right .. to a 45…degree right…just depends on whether DOG decides to instigate me ….
August 29th, 2008 at 9:08 PMUsing
MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I started the beer curve the very instant I heard it today. Hell, I WAS going to leave the top block unchecked. Not now boys and girls! Well, okay, I’ll admit to the concept of the “nose-holding-stroke” prior to this, but HEY!
August 29th, 2008 at 10:06 PMUsing
Overturning Roe v. Wade takes the Fed. Government out of the picture (no more Fed. tax dollars being spent on killing babies) and puts it straight into the hands of the states. The citizens of those states then decide if they want to allow abortions or not. Just as it should be on a whole hell of alot other issues.
August 29th, 2008 at 10:29 PMUsing
This election season is going to be fun. I’m loving it now!
August 29th, 2008 at 10:43 PMUsing
Me too! I let out a war whoop at work when the wife called me to let me in on the news. Made my afternoon………..locked the Other Half into the McCain column. As am I now, for similar reasons. One thought though, my Other Half just looked at me saying Boxer was full of bullshit. A LOT of gals are going to give it serious thought, those angry with the democrats and those simply wanting the glass ceiling shattered. The wife, being female…her opinion carried a lot of weight with me, given the thoughtful expression on her face……now she has someone to vote FOR. The equation has just been changed.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:00 PMUsing
2008, The Year of the Angry Soccer Mom’s Revenge.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:58 PMUsing
And there it is …. that is a very astute observation……. :em69: :em69: :em69:
August 30th, 2008 at 12:08 AMUsing
Best thing about Palin?
She knows how to KICK THE EVER-LOVIN’ SHIT OUTTA PEOPLE THAT NEED IT:
http://weeklystandar.....q.asp?pg=1
One of Ann Coulter’s biggest complaints about the Republican party leadership is that they are fat, and lazy, and stupid and don’t know how to fight for their agenda or don’t care to fight for it.
Palin is an attack dog. That’s why McCain picked her, I think. I can’t wait to see her take a bite outta Obambi!
August 30th, 2008 at 12:30 AMUsing
So true, Sniper…Obama’s expected convention bounce just became a “thud” instead.
August 30th, 2008 at 1:28 AMUsing
Dammit, I have to catch up again!
And you are still woefully inexperienced, Billy Boy.
Because Carter is really good at it.
August 30th, 2008 at 5:27 AMUsing
Better taste in bikes? MY ASS!
August 30th, 2008 at 8:12 AMUsing
Especially after he calls her “Honey.” :em96: :em01: :em99:
August 30th, 2008 at 9:08 AMUsing
Glad someone else agrees with me. Don’t get me wrong. I love the Road King, but I’d rather have the ‘Busa.
August 30th, 2008 at 9:39 AMUsing
Damn, I can’t wait to see her debate :em41: Biden, another empty-starched-suit lib, I’m betting she’ll run over him like an M1 Abrams at full throttle :em93: :em03: :em95:
August 30th, 2008 at 2:26 PMUsing
As far as the CINC stuff goes…she’s in charge of the entire Alaska National Guard…commander-in-chief of THAT military, if you will.
Her son is off to Iraq, soon. McCain’s just got back. I think they both have a much better understanding of what’s at stake than Bambi and Plugs.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:56 PMUsing
And her son will now become a target. That does concern me.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:42 PMUsing
True dat.
But it should concern the Moonbats more.
If they think they’re up against pushback now, just wait until the reaction from mainstream Americans if they choose to turn a disabled infant into a target.
It’d be more painless and have the same outcome for them to simply forfeit the election.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:46 PMUsing
I’m not for sure, but I think Caveman was referring to the military son. If he’s in the Army, I suspect he can take care of himself.
August 30th, 2008 at 5:07 PMUsing