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Allahpundit, as is his wont, looks at the Palin nomination and dons his Eeyore suit as only he can do it.

Winning comment?:

Holy crap, AP. You’d bitch if you worked in a chocolate factory.

JasonG on August 29, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Not to worry. He’ll get over Kirsten Powers one of these days.

That being said, he offers some good insight on the avenues of attack that the Foam Born Obamikos’s team will most likely pursue, and we’d be surprised if he wasn’t right. Heaven knows that they don’t have all that much to work with, so they’re going to have to go with whatever they can find.

They (CNN, Another Affiliate of the Wholly Owned by the DNC MSM) are already whining about how Palin possibly going off to be VP is tantamount to child abandonment.

You see, in the mind of the loony left, women can’t possibly handle more than one task at a time and would be ever so much better off naked, barefoot and pregnant while cooking dinner for the menfolk. Anything other than that would be abandonment of their duties!

We know for a fact, however, that CNN and their fellow Obamalytes would be perfectly fine if Governor Palin had decided to ask her doctor to jam a pair of scissors into baby Trig’s skull and suck his brains out instead.

Hey! He’s got Down’s syndrome. Obviously he doesn’t fit with the eugenics template of the left and should be killed.

55 Responses to “Woe Is Me”
  1. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    i don’t like chocolate

  2. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    They (CNN, Another Affiliate of the Wholly Owned by the DNC MSM) are already whining about how Palin possibly going off to be VP is tantamount to child abandonment.

    Well, gosh, Miz Palin did manage to hold the offices of mayor and then governor without abandoning the chilluns. She probably did some hunting as well, bringing home a couple of deer, dressed, and prepared them for dinner whilst fighting corruption in Alaska. :em96:

    It’s heartening to see that’s the only snarky comment CNN could think of flinging right now. Pretty feeble. :em02: C’mon you cowards, you can do better than that. Speaking of snarky, can’t wait to see Biden debate Palin. :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

  3. LC cmblake6 Comment by LC cmblake6

    Okay, McCain/Palin ‘08. How about Palin/Jindal 2012?

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    i’ll say it again, i’d love to see Palin debate Obama and McCain debate Bin Biden.

  5. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Okay, McCain/Palin ‘08. How about Palin/Jindal 2012?

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant.

  6. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    Holy SHit, CNN, in a desperate attempt to shift the focus back to the neo-commie Obama, has a TOP OF THE PAGE (a la breaking news) banner which screams:


    Replay of Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama speeches
    Watch Now: Live on CNN.com »

    bwahhahhahahahahahhahahahha.. they realize that all this swamps the messiah’s lame speech. bwhahahahaa

  7. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Hell, I’m gonna write-in Sarah Palin for President. Y’know, cutting out the middle man.

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    Ha! As if! Nothing is wiping the smile off my face today.

  9. crazylegs Comment by crazylegs

    Palin? Its frakin’ brilliant! This is the smartest move I’ve seen MCcain pull all run.

    Now I have something to look forward to come the Repub convention.

  10. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    i don’t like chocolate

    Chris, I thought every guy in Frisco loved fudge! :em93:

  11. Kenashimame Comment by Kenashimame UNITED STATES

    is it just me or does Sarah Palin

    look just a little like Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko?

    (assuming Tymoshenko would lose the Princess Leia hairstyle, . . .
    also Palin has better taste in bikes!)

  12. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    What we need now is a plan to make the Obamoids and mediasluts suicidal. A tip ‘o the cap to Chariotbuilder too. Let’s all chip in and buy Sarah an AR. :em93:

  13. Quaking Conservative Comment by Quaking Conservative UNITED STATES

    Barefoot & pregnant. That’s the dhimmy line to a tee. Better to abort than raise your kids, especially if you have more than the requisite 2 per family (you know ZPG, that’ll make a comeback in this election now that someone has 5 kids, none adopted). It would be perfect if she has some pets. Anybody know? I love dogs.

  14. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  15. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    Sorry, clarify this for me someone. What’s wrong with AllahPundit? He seems to be a well-written, intelligent blogger?

    Oh he is, Fanusi. It’s more of a snarky jab than anything else since he has a tendency to find a dark lining in any cloud of silver sailing by and mope about it. He does mope very well, however, he’s a great writer, and it makes for good balance.

  16. LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper

    Well Babs Boxer has her jockstrap in a wad over this for sure.

    If John McCain thought that choosing Sarah Palin would attract Hillary Clinton voters, he is badly mistaken.

    Neither will Bambi by telling them to shut up and make him a sandwich ya stupid cuntmuffin.

    Sen. McCain had so many other options if he wanted to put a woman on his ticket, such as Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison or Sen. Olympia Snowe -– they would have been an appropriate choice compared to this dangerous choice.

    Olympia SNOWE????????? The RINO in heels? Obviously McCain made a good choice if Boxer wants Snowe in the hot seat.

    Palin a dangerous choice? Only for the Dems. :em99:

  17. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    If John McCain thought that choosing Sarah Palin would attract Hillary Clinton voters, he is badly mistaken.

    Guess again Barbara! You’re too stupid to know your own voter base. :em01:

    I’ll bet there are so many donk heads exploding right now the DNC sounds like the end of the 1812 Overture. :em99:

  18. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I’ll bet Karl Rove’s fingerprints are all over this VP pick! :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
    (No, you pervs. Not like THAT!)

    Leave it up the The Eeeevil Rovian KKKonspiracy™ to piss in The Obamessiah’s KoolAid® pitcher and ruin his bid at becoming President Emperor.

    Screw using all of that corn for making ethanol! More popcorn, please! This is gonna get GOOD!

    :em03:

  19. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    Savage is not happy, but he is often wrong at first.

    He just had the widow of the father and two boys killed in SF by the MS-13 illegal gang banger. She informed the listeners that Gavin Newscum has NEVER OFFERED TO COME MEET WITH HER, and that he ATTENDED THE FUNERAL FOR FIVE MINUTES AND DIDN’T TAKE THE TIME TO SPEAK WITH THE WIDOW!!!!!!!!!

    you fucking libtard putz bastards. i hate each and every one of you, i’m freaking pissed.

  20. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    Carter: McCain ‘milking’ POW time…

    why is Carter such a bitter resentful commie-loving fuck?

  21. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. UNITED STATES

    Hey, Misha,

    Can you steal appropriate borrow the post from ap that says POW/WOW 08, and make a bumper sticker of it?

    I might even buy one of those.

  22. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. UNITED STATES

    Sir Chris,

    Well, you DO know that John Kerry was in Vietnam, don’t you?

  23. LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge Comment by LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge UNITED STATES

    POW/WOW ‘08. I like it.

  24. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    I’ll cling to that :em93:

  25. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    Ich auch!! :em69:

  26. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    I think the demos need some Tums right about now…..
    Obamas is in trouble now….
    So she is from a town of nine thousand? Is that a problem? My town has five thousand. No polar bears, though. And by the way, Massa Obama….how much foreign policy experience do YOU have? After all, you being new to the senate and such. Just a thought, how many decades has McCain served?
    What branch of the military did you serve in, Mr. Obama?
    Her son is serving, soon to be deployed.
    And would you have aborted her young son?
    She likes guns, Mr. Obama, and shoots well, an NRA member. Even likes moose burgers, I’m told. A devoted family woman, a beautiful gal, married to an All American guy…….the first dude as he calls himself.
    She is all the things your not, Mr. Obama, and in one masterstroke removing the obstacle of gender from the election. Or is it only liberal, baby killing gals you support?
    Not to mention McCain is old, she could very well be the first female president, something women do indeed notice. I would support her.
    I had hoped she would get it…..and didn’t think she would.
    This could prove very dicey for the demos, especially in the South. I learned my manners there, Sir and Ma’am. Talking shit to a woman will blow Obamas chances in the South, for men there do not appreciate it.
    I am truly looking forward to this….my wife decided to vote McCain today……….I very well may as well…..time to watch and learn……

  27. dragineez Comment by dragineez

    Bill Clinton, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 address at the DNC:

    My fellow Democrats, 16 years ago you gave me the profound honor to lead our party to victory and to lead our nation to a new era of peace and broadly shared prosperity. Together, we prevailed in a hard campaign in which the Republicans said “I was too young and too inexperienced to be Commander In Chief.”

    Followed by minutes of wild applause…

    So somehow it is vile and evil to level such criticism at the Governor of Arkansas in 1992, but it’s OK to do say the same thing about the Governor of Alaska in 2008.

    I am so confused. :em98:

  28. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    I think the demos need some Tums right about now…..
    Obamas is in trouble now….

    And the funniest part of the punchline is it came dead on the heels of the coronation of would-be King jugears the first thus deflating any bump he got in Denver.

    Considering how much dough the donks pumped into their overblown off-Broadway spectacle “Deification in Denver” is an added bonus. :em95:

  29. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    My fellow Democrats, 16 years ago you gave me the profound honor to lead our party to victory and to lead our nation to a new era of peace and broadly shared prosperity. Together, we prevailed in a hard campaign in which the Republicans said “I was too young and too inexperienced to be Commander In Chief.”

    Followed by minutes of the time-space continuum heaving and buckling under the strain of that idiotic statement.

    Fixinated.

  30. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Well …. we all need something to beleive in … I beleive in DOG, GUNS, and tonight .. in a rare event indeed.. I believe I will have a BEER! Cheers Rotties! I raise my glass to you and yours and extend thanks for allowing me to participate in this community.

    Interesting point Caveman raises regarding southerns and thier sensibilities when it comes to disrespecting women in public… I will add that I think that also translates to the hispanic community. The Dems will have to tread very very lightly…. almost like the repubs have to tread so as not to be unfairly construed as racist….. Hows it feel Commie FUCKERS?

    All posts after this have to be considered under a beer curve :em95:

  31. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    in a rare event indeed.. I believe I will have a BEER! Cheers Rotties! I raise my glass to you and yours and extend thanks for allowing me to participate in this community.

    Come on in! The beer’s properly chilled and I’m a couple ahead of you. :em03:

    Cheers.

  32. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck UNITED STATES

    I beleive in DOG

    We all need to believe! You believe in DOG (you better), Chrissy Matthews believes Osama is a miracle worker because he got his 1″ twitching again, and Kayinsane believes in Alex Jones, Kos and the omnicient wisdom of Rosie O’Donnell!

    Speaking of Alex Jones and Twoofer scum :em72: , did you see that lardbucket attack Michelle Malkin?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU42hL0T18c

  33. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    Hell, I’m gonna write-in Sarah Palin for President. Y’know, cutting out the middle man.

    Careful now. You’ll be accused of assasination threats by whats its name.

    All posts after this have to be considered under a beer curve

    Is this where the road is actually straight, but you make a gentle left?

  34. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    Now as to her character, ability and resolve…… And as to the lefty women accusing her of abandoning her kids running for office. You mean as in to die in laundry rooms in hospitals, as YOU do……?

  35. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Careful now. You’ll be accused of assasination threats by whats its name.

    Ooooh… you’re right! Especially since I have such a violent screen name. :em02:

  36. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    I think I could like her-does anyone know if she will overturn roe v wade, or will she leave it up to the states?

  37. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Wouldn’t overturning Roe v. Wade essentially leave it to the states by default?

  38. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    No .. this is probably where we go from a 22.5 degree right .. to a 45…degree right…just depends on whether DOG decides to instigate me ….

  39. LC cmblake6 Comment by LC cmblake6

    MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I started the beer curve the very instant I heard it today. Hell, I WAS going to leave the top block unchecked. Not now boys and girls! Well, okay, I’ll admit to the concept of the “nose-holding-stroke” prior to this, but HEY!

  40. LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper

    Wouldn’t overturning Roe v. Wade essentially leave it to the states by default?

    Overturning Roe v. Wade takes the Fed. Government out of the picture (no more Fed. tax dollars being spent on killing babies) and puts it straight into the hands of the states. The citizens of those states then decide if they want to allow abortions or not. Just as it should be on a whole hell of alot other issues.

  41. kwongdzu Comment by kwongdzu UNITED STATES

    This election season is going to be fun. I’m loving it now!

  42. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    This election season is going to be fun. I’m loving it now!

    Me too! I let out a war whoop at work when the wife called me to let me in on the news. Made my afternoon………..locked the Other Half into the McCain column. As am I now, for similar reasons. One thought though, my Other Half just looked at me saying Boxer was full of bullshit. A LOT of gals are going to give it serious thought, those angry with the democrats and those simply wanting the glass ceiling shattered. The wife, being female…her opinion carried a lot of weight with me, given the thoughtful expression on her face……now she has someone to vote FOR. The equation has just been changed.

  43. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    those angry with the democrats and those simply wanting the glass ceiling shattered.

    2008, The Year of the Angry Soccer Mom’s Revenge.

  44. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    2008, The Year of the Angry Soccer Mom’s Revenge.

    And there it is …. that is a very astute observation……. :em69: :em69: :em69:

  45. manofaiki Comment by manofaiki UNITED STATES

    Best thing about Palin?

    She knows how to KICK THE EVER-LOVIN’ SHIT OUTTA PEOPLE THAT NEED IT:

    http://weeklystandar.....q.asp?pg=1

    Her rise is a great (and rare) story of how adherence to principle–especially to transparency and accountability in government–can produce political success. And by the way, Palin is a conservative who only last month vetoed 13 percent of the state’s proposed budget for capital projects. The cuts, the Anchorage Daily News said, “may be the biggest single-year line-item veto total in state history.”

    As recently as last year, Palin (pronounced pale-in) was a political outcast. She resigned in January 2004 as head of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission after complaining to the office of Governor Frank Murkowski and to state Attorney General Gregg Renkes about ethical violations by another commissioner, Randy Ruedrich, who was also Republican state chairman.

    State law barred Palin from speaking out publicly about ethical violations and corruption. But she was vindicated later in 2004 when Ruedrich, who’d been reconfirmed as state chairman, agreed to pay a $12,000 fine for breaking state ethics laws. She became a hero in the eyes of the public and the press, and the bane of Republican leaders.

    In 2005, she continued to take on
    the Republican establishment by joining Eric Croft, a Democrat, in lodging an ethics complaint against Renkes, who was not only attorney general but also a long-time adviser and campaign manager for Murkowski. The governor reprimanded Renkes and said the case was closed. It wasn’t. Renkes resigned a few weeks later, and Palin was again hailed as a hero.

    One of Ann Coulter’s biggest complaints about the Republican party leadership is that they are fat, and lazy, and stupid and don’t know how to fight for their agenda or don’t care to fight for it.

    Palin is an attack dog. That’s why McCain picked her, I think. I can’t wait to see her take a bite outta Obambi!

  46. Imperial Tobacconist™ LC&IB M Comment by Imperial Tobacconist™ LC&IB M

    And the funniest part of the punchline is it came dead on the heels of the coronation of would-be King jugears the first thus deflating any bump he got in Denver.

    So true, Sniper…Obama’s expected convention bounce just became a “thud” instead.

  47. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    Come on in! The beer’s properly chilled and I’m a couple ahead of you.

    Dammit, I have to catch up again!

    Together, we prevailed in a hard campaign in which the Republicans said “I was too young and too inexperienced to be Commander In Chief.”

    And you are still woefully inexperienced, Billy Boy.

    why is Carter such a bitter resentful commie-loving fuck?

    Because Carter is really good at it.

  48. Princess Natasha Comment by Princess Natasha UNITED STATES

    (assuming Tymoshenko would lose the Princess Leia hairstyle, . . .
    also Palin has better taste in bikes!

    Better taste in bikes? MY ASS!

  49. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    That’s why McCain picked her, I think. I can’t wait to see her take a bite outta Obambi!

    Especially after he calls her “Honey.” :em96: :em01: :em99:

  50. dragineez Comment by dragineez

    Better taste in bikes? MY ASS!

    Glad someone else agrees with me. Don’t get me wrong. I love the Road King, but I’d rather have the ‘Busa.

  51. Proud Infidel Comment by Proud Infidel

    Damn, I can’t wait to see her debate :em41: Biden, another empty-starched-suit lib, I’m betting she’ll run over him like an M1 Abrams at full throttle :em93: :em03: :em95:

  52. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. UNITED STATES

    As far as the CINC stuff goes…she’s in charge of the entire Alaska National Guard…commander-in-chief of THAT military, if you will.

    Her son is off to Iraq, soon. McCain’s just got back. I think they both have a much better understanding of what’s at stake than Bambi and Plugs.

  53. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    And her son will now become a target. That does concern me.

  54. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I UNITED STATES

    And her son will now become a target. That does concern me.

    True dat.

    But it should concern the Moonbats more.

    If they think they’re up against pushback now, just wait until the reaction from mainstream Americans if they choose to turn a disabled infant into a target.

    It’d be more painless and have the same outcome for them to simply forfeit the election.

  55. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. UNITED STATES

    I’m not for sure, but I think Caveman was referring to the military son. If he’s in the Army, I suspect he can take care of himself.