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We’ve already talked about the Obamaführer and his visions of a corps of mandatory volunteer citizens (which, by the way, is one heck of a needlessly complicated way of saying “Obama Jugend”) and now, thanks to Hot Air, we see that the mindless drones of the ObaMovement, or “Obowelmovement” as we like to call them, are already at it getting the first wave of children brainwashed to follow The Leader. It sounds better in the original German.

Kids dressed up in identical outfits (sometimes that phenomenon is referred to as “uniforms”), choreographed movements and lyrics about the Great Leader leading “them” and “changing the world”, lyrics that not a one of them have any idea about the true meaning of…

Yep, we’ve seen that before. We still have to insist that T-shirts are a bit naff for uniforms. Really now. Shirts, you nincompoops, shirts. The kind with breast pockets, shoulder straps and, for effect, a nice crossbelt.

See you in Nuremberg.

42 Responses to ““You Have To Get Them While They’re Young””
  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    20 different kinds of creepy.

  2. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik UNITED STATES

    It was a nice touch having a pied piper in there with them. :em95: This is going to end badly, very badly indeed,

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Will those children be issued iPods with “Blut und Ehre!” engraved on the back?

  4. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID UNITED STATES

    My Liege,

    You forgot the jackboots and the armband.

  5. Light29ID Comment by Light29ID UNITED STATES

    A bit of history…LC Crunchie can check me.

    The 12th SS HY had three distinctions during the war. The first was that the division was only the second division to have the name “Hitler” in it’s name (the first being the 1st SS LSSAH).

    The second is that they were the only Waffen SS division to accept volunteers 18 years and older.

    The third is that they were second only to the 3rd SS Totenkopf (Death’s Head) in brutality.

  6. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    scratch a liberal find a Faschist.

  7. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    :em72: What to say here? :em72: Cold chills all up and down. :em72: Can’t wait for the “bunker scene”. :em72:

  8. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    We’re gonna spread happiness
    We’re gonna spread freedom

    Uhhhh…I thought we were doing that in Iraq…?

    Sheesh….this IS creepy. Ballsac Hussein Obamoose as Reichsjugendfuhrer? I really don’t like the look of the little girl’s eyes as she sings; I know she’s using a prompter (as per their Leader’s example), but she looks drugged.

    BTW, I’ve got a great JPEG of a Hitler Jugend poster which I can send to anyone who can Photoshop Obamoose’s picture into it. I don’t know my backside from a hole in the ground when it comes to that kind of stuff.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    What color is that little book they’re waving?

  10. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Will those children be issued iPods with “Blut und Ehre!” engraved on the back?

    Heh, I like that one. :em01:

    Of course, the one thing the Obamoose Jugend’s Leader could NOT claim is racial purity, since he is “half white” as per his own definition.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    Of course, the one thing the Obamoose Jugend’s Leader could NOT claim is racial purity, since he is “half white” as per his own definition.

    Come to think of it, Otto der Schweigsame, Gröfaz wasn’t exactly all that Aryan looking himself, so maybe there’s a parallel there as well.

    Not that we hear that much about him being “half white” these days. To listen to him and his hysterical acolytes, he’s darker than an Antarctic summer inside the ass of a penguin.

  12. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Ja, Mein Kommandant, that is correct. One of history’s darkest ironies was that Größter Feldherr Aller Zeiten looked rather Semitic in comparison with most of the Jugend who emulated him.

    Hmmmmm….do we know for certain that Obama’s lineage doesn’t include a bit of salvaged sperm from Der Fuhrer? We could be looking at one of the “Boys from Brazil” here… :em93:

    But of course, he’s way too much of a Communist to ever embrace National Socialism…not that there’s a damn bit of difference between ‘em.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. LC Alric Comment by LC Alric UNITED STATES

    And history repeats itself:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQK9QpmRjY0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stMcuBXyPKo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yAUX5MFMtY

    If the polls are to be believed, this fascist is in the lead to become our new president. McCain better get the balls to state who the culprits for the recent troubles on Wall Street are. It’s disgusting to see that so many of the voting public are dumb enough to blame Bush and the Republican party for the mortgage crisis, et al. If only people would do the research!!!

  14. Unregistered Comment by LC Wes, Imperial Mohel UNITED STATES

    But of course, he’s way too much of a Communist to ever embrace National Socialism…not that there’s a damn bit of difference between ‘em.

    Well, there’s a slight difference, Herr Kaleun: the National Socialists tend to have snazzier uniforms than the Commies. :em93:

    But either one still makes a good target. :em96:

  15. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    Next it will be a chorus of Democats singing Mao Mao Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao Mao :em58:
    astro turf. This makes four lost generations of brain washed youth. Even if we were able to stop the libs dead in their tracks tomorrow it will take the better part of a century to undo all the damage to the culture.

  16. Kiril, The Mad Macedonian Comment by Kiril, The Mad Macedonian

    If the polls are to be believed, this fascist is in the lead to become our new president. McCain better get the balls to state who the culprits for the recent troubles on Wall Street are

    That’s what has me worried, as well.

    Do McCain/Palin, not to mention the rest of the Party Leadership, even have a clue that they could seriously lose this thing?

    It now appears that the Senate could do what the House did not, and force the House to create an acceptable version of the defeated bailout?

  17. LC akornzombie Comment by LC akornzombie UNITED STATES

    LC KapitanLeutnant:

    BTW, I’ve got a great JPEG of a Hitler Jugend poster which I can send to anyone who can Photoshop Obamoose’s picture into it. I don’t know my backside from a hole in the ground when it comes to that kind of stuff.

    Send it to me, I’m your man!

    And to prove it, here’s a sample of my work:

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    You can email me at zombiendkorn AT hotmail DOT com (edited yer e-mail addy for ya Zombie. Unless you actually like spam that is. I can always change it back :-) - crunch)

  18. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

    And these same people are the ones who ask “How could the German people have gone along with the Nazi’s?”

    Damn, this is getting scarier and scarier.

    BTW 29ID, correct on all three points. With the possible exception of number 3. The 4th Waffen SS Polizei Division had a pretty nasty reputation too, but they were smaller and didn’t have as much an impact. Also, they fought exclusively on the Eastern front where brutality was the norm. Harder to stand out for exceptional cruelty when your competing with the Einsatzgruppen.

  19. LC akornzombie Comment by LC akornzombie UNITED STATES

    thanks Crunchie

  20. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

    Public service huh? Seems what Obama has in mind is controlled public servitude to causes he and his followers deem correct. Got news for this fool….most people already do perform public service in one form or another. From Scout masters to charitable organizations, volunteers abound. I see them daily. My wife and I are two of them, contributing our own cash and several hours a week to what we can contribute, given our means and time. In our case, both of us working in the coatings industry, we decided to remove graffiti in our home town. The city council and police are our friends in this endeavor. We check all five parks, downtown and the benches and such around town every Saturday morning. Nice and early, when the tweakers have finally crashed and the drunks are sleeping it off. Photos e-mailed to the pee dee, evidence, usually in the form of spray cans, handed over to the cops. All of them like us for some reason, one saying we have pissed a lot of taggers off, not knowing who we are, but removing their tags almost daily, forcing them to do it again, risking being nailed. It has happened. If discovered, well, they have been warned by the NRA decals on my door locks…..and we do have our guns. The cops back us to the hilt. If tags are low, we pick up litter instead. Widely known is my personal attitude about the Vet Memorial. The cops may be looking for me at that point, wondering how I managed to shove a spray can up some kids butt. So far it has not been touched, knowing some vets won’t play, and somebody could end up getting killed or severely beaten. What Obama and his ilk consistently fail to realize is people can make up their own minds as to what they wish to support with their time and money. I also write editorials for our local paper, free of charge, supporting causes I believe in. You folks already know what they are………

  21. jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery Comment by jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery UNITED STATES

    this is a coincidence,

    I was listening to some old Steppenwolf on the way home tonight, specifically a song called The Ostrich. Although it was written in the late 60’s…and is a social commentary on the “bad old establishment” I found some of the lyrics strikingly fitting to what the left wants to impose on us in this country….here is a sample of the lyrics:

    We’ll call you when you’re six years old
    And drag you to the factory
    To train your brain for eighteen years
    With promise of security

    and this one:

    You’re free to speak your mind my friend
    As long as you agree with me
    Don’t criticize the father land
    Or those who shape your destiny
    ‘Cause if you do
    You’ll lose your job your mind and all the friends you knew
    We’ll send out all our boys in blue
    They’ll find a way to silence you

    very fitting don’t you think?

    What I find surprising is how all of these old anti-establishment songs seem so relevant today…..and more surprising still, is how the leftists have taken on the oppressive, authoritarian face that they so railed against back then. Like John Kay and Steppenwolf also said:

    “There’s a monster on the loose, it’s got our heads into the noose”

  22. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Akornzombie, Mein Komrade, the file is on its way.

    Well, there’s a slight difference, Herr Kaleun: the National Socialists tend to have snazzier uniforms than the Commies.

    Ja, Wes, I agree on both points. I must say, though, it’s a toss up as to who had the better goose-stepping technique. :em93:

    BTW, your Star Trek NextGen parody under the other posting was choice. Give us more when occasion arises. :em04:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Mein Komaraden, I must now give a shameless commercial plug for an excellent brau.

    In honor of the sexiest VP candidate in US history, I am quaffing several pints of Moose Drool Brown Ale, crafted by a microbrew out of Missoula, MT. If you like brown ales with some hoppy testosterone to them, then I highly recommend it.

    Of course, if you’re a light beer drinker, go hide your head in shame after getting one of your wife’s Zimas or Smirnoff Ices…. :em03:

    LOS [bbuurrppp]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. LC SleepTech: SandMan of the Empire Comment by LC SleepTech: SandMan of the Empire UNITED STATES

    Tried to watch the vid, and it seems to have disappeared.

    BTW, wasn’t it Marx that said something like “Give me a child until its five years old, and its mine FOREVER”!

  25. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    some old Steppenwolf

    John Kay of Steppenwolf, well, I’ll let the band explain:

    He was born Joachim Fritz Krauledat in 1944 in the section of Germany then known as East Prussia. He never knew his father, who was killed fighting in Russia a month before John’s birth. When John was less than a year old, he and his mother fled to what would soon become Communist-controlled East Germany. When he was four, they undertook a perilous midnight escape into West Germany.

    Apparently he knows the joys of both the Nazis and the Commies.

    Kapitan

    Unfortunately my budget these days calls for cheap beer with little flavor. My arthritis had forced me to give up homebrewing.

    But I love a good brown ale.

    As for the video, I couldn’t get past the first 30 seconds. Shivers began going down my spine.

    I wanted to talk with these people, explain to them that about 75 years ago a leader was worshipped in words and in song. But they wouldn’t listen.

  26. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    One more thing, I give you “The Wall”:

    THE WALL

    From the 1990 release “Rise & Shine”

    Words and music by John Kay, Michael Wilk and Rocket Ritchotte

    Crossing the line in the dead of night
    Five years old and on the run
    This ain’t no game, boy, don’t make a sound
    And watch that man with the gun
    Say a prayer for the ones we leave behind, say a prayer for us all
    Come take my hand now and hold on tight
    Take one last look at that wall

    Think of the shattered lives, think of the broken hearts
    Think of the battered dreams, of families still torn apart
    Wall of bitter tears, wall of crying pain
    Wall of chilling fear, you will never keep me here
    For I, I shall crawl right down through that wall
    I will crawl right on through that wall

    That fateful night I was one that got away,
    A young and restless renegade
    Chasing my dreams, still on the run,
    I had some moments in the sun
    Years flew by like a speeding bullet train, I sang my songs to one and all
    Then came the day when I had a chance to pay
    My respects to the names on that wall

    I saw the wooden crosses, saw the bloody stains
    Saw the gruesome pictures of all the ones that died in vain
    Wall of countless victims, wall of endless shame
    Had just one thing gone wrong I might have joined that list of names
    And I cried for all who died there at the wall
    I recall weeping at the wall

    “Freedom has many difficulties, and democracy is not perfect,
    But we’ve never had to put a wall up to keep our people in…
    While the wall is the most obvious demonstration of the failures of communism,
    We take no pride in it…for it is an offense against humanity, separating families,
    Dividing husbands and wives, brothers and sisters and
    People who wish to be joined together…
    All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin
    And therefore, as a free man I take pride in the words “Ich bin ein Berliner”.

    (Excerpts from John F. Kennedy speech at the Berlin wall June 26, 1963)

    Turned on the news in November ‘89
    I could not move, I could not speak
    Something was burning up in my eyes,
    Something wet ran down my cheek
    All those laughing faces, all those tears of joy
    All those warm embraces of men and women, girls and boys
    Sisters and brothers dancing, all singing freedom’s song
    God, if only I could be there to shake your hands and sing along
    Oh I, I would climb right up on that wall
    And join you all dancing on the wall
    Standing tall walking on the wall
    Tear it down, right down to the ground
    Tear it down, right down to the ground

    © 1989 Black Leather Music, Inc., (BMI), Michael John Music (BMI), Attlebrat

    Damn, it got dusty in here.

  27. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    Ain’t that the trut’ Raider, (quick wipe)

    ‘Man’s a consummate American Success Story.

    Damn good writer, singer. :em04:

  28. LCBrendan Comment by LCBrendan AUSTRALIA

    Next time whoever see this stuff, download it off the Tube FAST.

    DAMMIT.

    Its gone.

    Scrubbed.

  29. LC & IB Tiberius Comment by LC & IB Tiberius AUSTRALIA

    The warning signs were there long before this.

    The clearest one was his plan for the new Hitler Youth.

    Or the Obama “Volunteers” Corp or whatever he is calling it.

  30. Unregistered Comment by darthapathy

    Vid’s been yanked. Here’s a new link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrfrdptVJEg

  31. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    The creepiest part is that this actually WAS pulled from utube. That means that someones on the left understand how it is percieved and yanked it.

  32. LC ORWN Resident Bowling God Comment by LC ORWN Resident Bowling God

    O.M.G. :em98: We are so fucked

  33. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Aint gonna be no Bama youth corp in my area… I will hunt the organizers down and have a earthy chat regarding physical well being. You know life can be so….. happen stance. Accidents happen ya know? Im not playing this shit. I refuse. You wanna do youth orientated community works… join the boy or girl scouts an EXISTING NATIONAL YOUTH ORGANIZATION THAT PROMOTES COMMUNITY BASED VOLUNTEERS.

  34. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik UNITED STATES

    jaybear,

    Back in the 1960s a favorite literary masterpiece in univeristy circles was a short play Rhinoceros by Eugene Ionesco. It was considered very revolutionary, and Ionesco was a hero to the Left.
    If you can find it, it is really woth the reading. Subsequently Ionesco has come out as a hero to the Right, and Rhinoceros is more properly recognized as a play about defiance of leftist conformity and collectivism. The poor protagonist just wants to remain a human and not turn into a Rhino. Me too.

  35. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl UNITED STATES

    LC Rurik:
    Oddly, I actually have a copy of “The Rhinoceros”. I’m gonna re-read it tonight.

    Is Ionesco still alive? Just curious…..

  36. jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery Comment by jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery UNITED STATES

    verrrry interesting LC Rurik,

    definitely sounds worth checking out. My reading list is empty now and I’ll be looking for something right after I finish Michael Yon’s book.

  37. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    Jaybear Did you read that interesting PDF that was floating around lately?

  38. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Speaking of scary, here’s some info on the state of Germany during the Hitlerjugend years. Much sounds disturbingly familiar… [Note: all bold emphases are mine]

    Throughout Germany, the entire teaching profession all the way up to university level had been purged of Jewish professors and anyone deemed politically unreliable regardless of their proven teaching abilities or achievements, including Nobel Prize recipients. Teachers who remained in the college classroom lived under the constant fear they might be denounced by one of their students and wind up in a concentration camp. This insecurity resulted in academic timidity which further lowered educational standards.

    National Socialist teachers of questionable ability stepped into grammar school and high school classrooms to form young minds, strictly abiding by the Party motto, “The supreme task of the schools is the education of youth for the service of Volk and State in the National Socialist spirit.” They taught Nazi propaganda which was then recited back by their students as unshakable points of view with no room for disagreement or discussion.

    Over the years, the Hitler Youth organization would gradually supplant the traditional elementary and secondary school system and become the main force educating German youth. And the quality of that education would get worse. Students emerging from the elite Adolf Hitler Schools were in superb physical condition and thoroughly drilled in Nazi ideology, but lacked basic skills in math and science. Biology, for example, had been completely corrupted to advance Nazi racial doctrine.

    Schirach’s goal in 1936 was to enroll the entire population of ten-year-olds throughout Germany into the Hitler Youth as a present for Hitler on his 47th birthday. Called “The Year of the Jungvolk,” enormous pressure was put on young children to join. In school, they were pressured by Nazi-affiliated teachers. At home and at play, they were aggressively pursued by individual Hitler Youths and through neighborhood propaganda marches, meetings for parents, and special childrens’ sing-a-longs.

    On April 20, Hitler’s birthday, a ceremony was held inside the ancient Marienburg Castle of the Teutonic Order. Amid the glow of torchlights, solemn beating of drums and fanfare of trumpets, ten-year-old boys entered the Jungvolk by swearing the following oath: “In the presence of this blood banner which represents our Führer, I swear to devote all my energies and my strength to the saviour of our country, Adolf Hitler. I am willing and ready to give up my life for him, so help me God.”

    Many Hitler Youths now regarded Hitler as their Führer-god and even recited prayers to him such as: “Führer, my Führer, given me by God. Protect and preserve my life for long. You saved Germany in time of need. I thank you for my daily bread. Be with me for a long time, do not leave me, Führer, my Führer, my faith, my light, Hail to my Führer!

    Substitute “Obamoose” for “Fuhrer” there and you can see some very revealing parallels.

    The quote is from the following Website: http://www.historypl.....relude.htm

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    “Four legs, good
    Two legs, bad Two legs, better,,”

    (Chant from Animal Farm, by Orwell)

  40. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX UNITED STATES

    BTW, wasn’t it Marx that said something like “Give me a child until its five years old, and its mine FOREVER”!

    I think was the Jesuits that said that, or something similar. But it does sound like a particular Marxist sentiment.

  41. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik UNITED STATES

    Nerby, Jaybear , and others

    Ionesoc lived from 1909 to March 1994. It was some time during the 1980s that I read about one of the conservative organizations, I think it may have been Heritage, honoring him for his defense of freedom.
    In addition to Rhinoceros, some of his other plays were also pretty wothwhile. Ionesco is probably closest to the Libertarians, though he’s probably not doctrinaire enough for the Party.
    Now in this century he has a new cogency for those who do not wish to turn into a Rhinoceros or a RINO,

  42. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik UNITED STATES

    Mega,

    BTW, wasn’t it Marx that said something like “Give me a child until its five years old, and its mine FOREVER”!

    I think was the Jesuits that said that, or something similar. But it does sound like a particular Marxist sentiment.

    I doubt it was Marx; he seemed mroe interested in the allegedly scientific and hsitoric aspects of socialism. In his view, it was inevitable and a result of a revolutionary process. Seems a far more Leninist attitude.

    I believe it was a modification of Lenin’s statement that “Give me control of the children for for ten(?) years, and Bolshevism will never be uprooted”.