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Via LC & IB DPUD.

We told you that there was something not quite right about that nauseating child abuse hymn to the Obaminable Blowman (that was, mysteriously, yanked right after that. Apparently some people do have some shame left after all), that whereas His Majesty certainly saw the playbook they were using and what they were trying to do, they just weren’t doing it right, that their hearts weren’t in it and that, ultimately, it was Amateur Hour FAIL in large doses.

Well, our friends at The People’s Cube, always ready to lend a hand to fellow revolutionaries, got in touch with Leni’s ghost and polished the piece off to look the way it was intended to look:

If that’s too much Godwin for you (Godwin’s Law doesn’t apply when it’s true, by the way), Reason used the production expertise of the other side of the same rotten, socialist coin to create this masterpiece:

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Rejoice, Comrades and Volksgenossen!

Today the United States belongs to us; tomorrow, the WORLD!

UPDATE: From a commenter at Protein Wisdom:

Here in NYC I just saw a new bumpersticker:

Obama
One Nation
One People

Kinda creeped me out; I wondered why it seemed so familiar…

Poster from 1930’s — from you know where…

Deutschland

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Fuhrer

I told you all that Axelrod was taking pages from Goebbles playbook…

Yep. And you’re not the only one to notice either.

42 Responses to “See, Obamatrons? That’s How You’re SUPPOSED To Do It! (UPDATED)”
  1. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    DEMOKRATS UBER ALLES! HEIL OBAMOOSE!

    Oh, sorry…got carried away by the moment….

    LOS!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, and….nummer ein.

  2. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    DEMOKRATS UBER ALLES! HEIL OBAMOOSE! :em04:

    Oh, sorry…got carried away by the moment….

    X2 :em93:

  3. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    Since another post addressed the topic of musicals, and since we have seen these awesome performances by the MooseJungen, I was inspired to compose the following, with immense apologies to one of the greatest comic writers of our time:

    CHORUS:
    The U.S. was having trouble
    What a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore
    Its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that man be?
    We looked around and then we found
    The man for you and me.

    LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
    And now it’s…
    Changetime for Hussein and the States
    ‘Frisco is happy and gay!
    We’re singing about Change and Hope
    Too bad our Leader is a dope!
    Changetime for Hussein and the States
    Marx is our model once more!
    Changetime for Hussein and the States
    Watch out, EUnuchs
    We’re going on tour!

    ChorusChangetime for Hussein and the States…

  4. zoomiemaster Comment by zoomiemaster UNITED STATES

    Why hasn’t anyone yet made a parody song using Metallica’s ‘Leper Messiah’? It would be cool to rock out to

    “BOW TO OBAMESSI-UH!!”

  5. LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope Comment by LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope UNITED STATES

    Good googeldy goo! Is there ANY limit to the depths of mindless worship Obamalomaniacs will sink to??? We are so primed to accept fascism it isn’t even remotely funny. 1930s Germany all over again… :em98:

  6. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    :em95: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em95: :em72:Tonight is the Palin/Biden contest. Pay attention boys and girls.
    GO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    And Major? Do the words “Seig Heil” mean anything to you?

  7. Michael Comment by Michael UNITED STATES

    So this must what it was like living in 1930’s Germany.

  8. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    So this must what it was like living in 1930’s Germany.

    Not really. Adolph was busy bolstering the German military whilst jugears wants to get rid of ours. Also Adolph want to conquer the world and bring it under German rule while jugears wants to surrender America to UN rule.

  9. LC Ranger 6 Comment by LC Ranger 6 UNITED STATES

    So this must what it was like living in 1930’s Germany.

    No No No!!!!!

    The beer was much cheaper.

  10. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    No No No!!!!!

    The beer was much cheaper.

    And better too!

  11. Unregistered Comment by anonymous hourly worker UNITED STATES

    How appropriate the election is in early November. So close to the anniversary of Kristallnacht.

  12. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    How appropriate the election is in early November. So close to the anniversary of Kristallnacht.

    And January 20th isn’t all that far from January 30th either.

  13. LC randy Comment by LC randy UNITED STATES

    Brilliant Herr KapitanLeutnant!

    Don’t be a dummy,
    Be a smarty,
    Come and Join,
    Obama’s Party!

  14. Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob Comment by Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob UNITED STATES

    Holy fuck! These videos are so creepy. What makes them creepier still is that I remember when Russian kids were being brainwashed with this stupid shit. I’ve seen that crap first-hand, in the USSR. Guess what, commies? I said “Never Again”, when I left that hellhole (which became a hellhole thanks to your brethren). I meant it. Fuck you and what you are pimping. I am not buying. :em96:

  15. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    I remember when Russian kids were being brainwashed with this stupid shit.

    The youth league over there was called the Young Octoberists, were they not? All of the Red countries have such political Boy/Girl Scouts. PRC, NK, and all of the former Soviet “republics” and satellites had them, and those that are still Red still do.

    Question for you, Natasha: do you think the youth really believed all of the crap they wre being fed, or did they join because it was the key to Party membership and a decent government job? I’ve always wondered.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob Comment by Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob UNITED STATES

    Oh, some believed it, some were hypocrites and pretended to believe it (a little too well). Others, like myself, did not, and made it known. Getting in trouble for being “anti-socialist”, “anti-collectivist”, “selfish” in school was like a badge of honor. But yes, pretending to believe the stupid crap helped the otherwise incompetent get ahead.

  17. LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope Comment by LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope UNITED STATES

    Perhaps this passage from the Good Book best summarizes how I feel about the behavior of the mesmerized Obamaolmaniacs:

    “The time will come when people will not tolerate sound doctrine, but, following their own desires, will surround themselves with teachers who tickle their ears. They will stop listening to the truth and will wander off to fables” (2 Timothy 4:3-4)

    There are obvious differences between 1930s Germany and America today, but I believe the human dynamics that supported the rise and reign of a fascist tyrant are strikingly similar.

  18. Unregistered Comment by beth in moonbat land UNITED STATES

    Crap! The blog’s down! So I’ll just have to post the new lyrics here first … I’m going to play this at the “womyn’s” open mic and see if I can get any “audience participation.”

    I’ve found a new life at this moment in time
    It’s all I’ve been waiting to be
    There’s hope and there’s change that I can make mine
    Obama belongs to me

    The children in Venice all sing, “Yes, we can!”
    And as they dance so gracefully
    A voice inside whispers, “Arise, arise,
    Obama belongs to me.”

    We know that Obama will make us all work
    And his work will make us all free
    One country, one people, one world, one peace
    Obama belongs to me

    The rise of the oceans has started to slack
    Our planet’s beginning to heal
    This November we take our country back
    Obama belongs
    Obama belongs
    Obama belongs to me

    Think You Tube’d pull it???

  19. Unregistered Comment by Imperial Librarian Azygos UNITED STATES

    Don’t forget this nausea inducing Obamanation video. Also very creepy.

  20. LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope Comment by LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope UNITED STATES

    Comment by Imperial Librarian Azygos

    Don’t forget this nausea inducing Obamanation video. Also very creepy.

    So creepy it makes me want to reload another thousand rounds. :em96: The seed of the new National Security Force?

  21. LC Alric Comment by LC Alric UNITED STATES

    We need to forward that video about the current financial crisis and these videos to anyone who will listen. We must not, repeat, MUST NOT allow the Obamanation to win this election! I fear the future of the United States as a free nation depends on it…

  22. Eyas Comment by Eyas UNITED STATES

    Not sure if I posted this here before, but anyone remember back in July or so (I think), Obama presented his “Youth Service Movement”.

    This latest video is just follow-up/affirmation, to show that he hasn’t given up on his goal to establish a new HJ/SS.

    How’s this for scary?:
    Part of Obama’s proposed massive “Youth Service Movement”

    “We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set,” he said Wednesday. “We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded.”

    Klingt das vertraut?

    Did I mention that this “Service” would be compulsory?

    Obama is now actually talking about creating the Nazi SS ! Check out the history of the SS if you doubt. An ARMY of young communist ideologues swearing fealty directly to Obama.

    Sieg Heil, mein Messiah.

  23. americanexpat Comment by americanexpat

    Actually, the Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Fuehrer theme was used specifically during the campaign in 1937-1938 for the Anschluss with Austria. Whether it was used before or after that, I don’t know. But its sub-theme of subordination of oneself and one’s nation to a mystical “leader” is exactly what Obambi’s campaign is following. It’s not just Service to the Country, a theme with which most of us would not take issue. It’s the compulsory “volunteerism” and forced regimentation that I find more than a little similar to the Goebbels/Riefenstahl formula. If Obambi wins and they start with the torchlight parades, I’m staying overseas in the third-world shithole I live in now. At least you know where you stand with the local brownshirt cops, who make no effort to conceal their corruption or brutality.

  24. Xystus Comment by Xystus UNITED STATES

    Ja wir koennen koennen koennen!

  25. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    Holy fuck! These videos are so creepy.

    It’s equivalent to child molesting, as far as I am concerned. :em38:

    Great work at The People’s Cube! :em04: :em04:

  26. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    How appropriate the election is in early November. So close to the anniversary of Kristallnacht.

    And apparently the Leftists are planning a special anniversary reenactment.

  27. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

    That’s some scary stuff raider. I’ve been scared of the same thing, but the way Prager writes it up really gives me pause.

  28. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

    Actually, the Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Fuehrer theme was used specifically during the campaign in 1937-1938 for the Anschluss with Austria. Whether it was used before or after that, I don’t know.

    I know the slogan stayed in use right up to the fall of Berlin expat. Saw a lot of photos of it painted on walls while the Reds razed Berlin to the ground.

  29. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    In re the Prager prediction:

    Bring it on, homey! If you want to leave your inner-city shitholes and cause trouble up here in the hills among decent people, you will learn the hard way what kind of casualties a well-armed population can inflict.
    Burn Watts to the ground if you want to…no great loss. But try burning Sonora—none of you will make it far enough up the hill to start even a grass fire. I suggest you read the history of the engagement at Little Round Top, if your “Afro-centric” history texts even mention it—the maybe you’ll think twice. :em96:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    A little off topic…. But Im wondering what the LDS think of all of this and Utah in general as a sanctuary… LC IC Any thoughts?

  31. americanexpat Comment by americanexpat

    I know the slogan stayed in use right up to the fall of Berlin…Saw a lot of photos of it painted on walls while the Reds razed Berlin to the ground.

    Thanks, Crunchie. Guess the Uebermenschen found themselves a winning slogan to use in good times and bad. Didn’t help them much against Zhukov, Koniev, and their friends, though.

  32. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    To Herr Kaleun and Beth
    Great filks guys. I haven’t had a hit from my muse for quite a while, but while this stuff deserves ridicule, I can’t get into it at that level because it is real and they control the media. The guy responsible for that video is head shed at Universal Television.
    These kids will be paid by Obama’s adminstration to go through your trash, snoop on your property, knock on your door and harrangue you, follow you at the supermarket and badger you about what’s in your cart,
    vandalize your vehicle if they see any sticker that isn’t to their liking, and God knows how they’ll harass your own kids as home schooling will be prohibited by order of the NEA controlled Dept. of Education. It’s half past too late. The tyrrany of the weenies is at hand.

  33. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC UNITED STATES

    Prager has a radio ad running now (to paraphrase): “The left has lost two elections: one due to stealing…one due to “Swiftboating”, if they lose again it’ll be due to racism. They just can’t fathom that they are rejected due to their policies.”

    I do fear this election outcome. I fear if obama wins, a Superbowl/NBA party celebratory riot…if he loses, another Watts/OJ riot.

    I’m working graveyard on Election night in downtown L.A. and I ain’t happy. I’m going to the range next week, number one to shoot with a fellow Rottie, number two, test the weapons and make sure they’re pristine clean and going to perform if called upon.

    As to vandalism by the left, Photos: Minnesota Left’s political tolerance. Perhaps a reason that the left believes nobody thinks like them, I wouldn’t put a sticker on my truck because at minimum, the sticker would be gone…or my truck would be keyed or vandalized.

  34. The Apocryphal Prophet George guy, LC Comment by The Apocryphal Prophet George guy, LC UNITED STATES

    Unfortunately my Wacom tablet is not playing nicely with my Kubuntu at the moment, so I have to do this cartoon in crayon.

  35. LC Aggie Sith Comment by LC Aggie Sith UNITED STATES

    SoCal,

    Thanks for the link to the lib’s definition of tolerance. I have been toying with the idea of putting Palin stickers on my minivan. I want to upgrade…. :em95:

  36. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    I’m working graveyard on Election night in downtown L.A. and I ain’t happy.

    Keep you head down, Komrade, and load up with frangibles. I have a feeling Watts and Compton are gonna blow like a warm Pepsi that’s rolled down the stairs if Obamoose loses. I imagine Joakland, Richmond and West Sacramento will, too. It’ll be a big mess and the media will probably blame “whitey” along with the rest of liberal America, “feeling their [the rioters] pain.”

    Hell, they may even dredge up Reginald Denney for his “perspective” on the riots—wouldn’t surprise me a damned bit. :/

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion Comment by LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion UNITED STATES

    SoCal Please advise that you have two contigency plans in place for the shift in question.

    1st….. How to get the fuck outta dodge!

    2nd If you cant get out do you have a nice hardened fire proof hidey hole established?

    Cause you know the odds aint gonna be on your side, best to tactically withdraw, or hole up and only fight if discovered. And if you hole up you may be there a few days.

  38. LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope Comment by LC The Major, Imperial Misanthrope UNITED STATES

    SoCal - Call in sick. Tell ‘em you have “Post Prandial Anorexia.” Best tactical move you could make. You can recon the situation on the boob tube whilst semi-recumbent with a stein full o’ beer in hand. :em03:

  39. KapitanLeutnant Comment by KapitanLeutnant UNITED STATES

    SoCal - Call in sick. Tell ‘em you have “Post Prandial Anorexia.”

    Heh. I once called in sick by claiming that I had “Chronic Periodic Priapism.” My boss at the time was a drunk and a dumbass…he didn’t have a clue. Told me I could take “a few days” if I needed to see a specialist. :em93:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC UNITED STATES

    My site is a ways from most housing, it’s mainly a bunch of wholesale places selling cheap calculators and watches. I’ve got 12 foot walls all around me and steel gates. If I can get here, I should be fairly safe. Getting out may be the problem. I may bring my dog down for a few days beforehand and get him use to the sounds of the place then I’ll have an early warning system.

    I’m not too worried, just cautious. :em96:

  41. lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions Comment by lc purple raider 9-time Division III Champions UNITED STATES

    Troy:

    1st….. How to get the fuck outta dodge!

    2nd If you cant get out do you have a nice hardened fire proof hidey hole established?

    I live in around Homewood, IL. I have talked to LEO’s from Harvey, Hazelcrest, Calumet City, Markham, and Chicago Heights. (I’ve got to get that taillight fixed :em93: ).

    They didn’t want to know if I had a gun, but suggested I get one, along with a good escape plan. They also suggested to either sell off or pack all valuables. I will quote one officer from Markham: “They will be trying to kill anything that moves and burn anything that doesn’t, so don’t try to be a hero.”

    This house is just one step above kindling, so, while it will pretty to see it combust, I don’t want to be in it when it does.

    Methinks the I-57 corridor will be very busy come election night.

  42. Unregistered Comment by TheCunnel

    Und vere are allus der chews protesting zes komink goosen-steppen?

    PREPARING TO CALL CADENCE FOR THE REST OF US UNDER THE COMING MARTIAL LAW!

    The Cunnel.