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Oct
09
2008
Gigglesnarf!
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Funny Shit, Socialist Swine, The Obamessiah11:10 AM
I don’t know about all of you all, but I do know that you, my sisters Nicki and Natashka, will find this one as simultaneously hilarious and terrifying as I do (h/t The Jawa Report):
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October 9th, 2008 at 11:17 AMBrother, you’re killin’ me here! I am in the process of moving (to a residence more worthy of a Princess, ya know), but I got the computer on, and I am having a beer… This beer almost fell victim to a burst of LMAO of such power, that it sent both cats running for cover in the closet, on the very top shelf. Holy shit! I love it!!!!!
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I somehow knew you’d love it, sister! :em01:
As to myself, the sheer hilarity of it makes up, in some small measure, for the emotional distress suffered by yours truly during my blessedly and mercifully brief stay in (then) Leningrad (not a slam on the city and her people, obviously, they were both wonderful!), when I had to endure listening to that tune blaring at full blast every accursed morning at about, if I remember correctly but I probably don’t, 6 a.m.
Speaking of St. Petersburg: I so want to go back and visit once again one day. That city is just gorgeous, and now that the commie cuntmuffins are gone… Well let’s just say that I’m getting all nostalgic here. Ahhh… The open bridges over the Neva at sunset… *Sigh!*
October 9th, 2008 at 11:24 AMUsing
I miss St. Petersburg dearly. I hope to use my leave time next spring or summer to go (if I can be cleared to, of course).
October 9th, 2008 at 11:30 AMAs to the Soviet anthem… It’s hilarious! Some smartasses on YouTube made a techno and a raeggae versions of it, and it is a hoot!
Another funny little factoid. Lazy Russians, they wrote new words for their national anthem, but the tune is still the same.
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The Germans are doing the same thing. Yes, my friends, “Deutschland, Deutschland über Alles” is still the anthem of Germany. They just limit the words to the last stanza of the original, so the “über Alles” bit is right out.
I went to find the techno version you mentioned and yes, it’s hilarious. Then I found one of the new, official version from a parade on Red Square and I found out that not only is the tune the same, you already told me that, but the ceremony follows the exact same model used in the Bad Old Days.
1) Usual praises and blathers from the Head of State to an assembly of the military, followed by “Urrah!”
2) Three loud repetitions of “URRAH!” from the assembled armed forces.
3) National anthem.
Makes me wonder how long it will be before Volodya just dispenses with the formalities and changes the lyrics back.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:50 AMUsing
I heard last night on Glen Beck that he is afraid the extremists on both sides are about ready to break out the guns and start shooting.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:50 AMUsing
Deathknyte, you’re just trying to cheer me up, right?
October 9th, 2008 at 11:54 AMUsing
I am reposting this comment here.
BTW, Today is the 9th of October, an important anniversary around here. 41 years ago America knew how to deal with communists.
Che is STILL DEAD!
Che is STILL DEAD!
Che is STILL DEAD!
Bye Bye Commie Scumbag! Ernesto “Che” Rivera is Dead!
Love,
The LC’s of the Rott
October 9th, 2008 at 11:54 AMUsing
I doubt Volodya is going to try changing it back to the Soviet lyrics. Right now, he is hitting the Russians’ national pride, using it to further his agenda, so the new lyrics work just fine. As to the military ceremonies, a lot of them are still the same as they were in the Czar’s Army, before the 1917 revolution.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:57 AMUsing
TVFOH, this calls for a celebratory beer (yes, I am drinking early, I am moving, after all!). Ding-dong, the bitch is dead! Muahahahahaha! Suck it commies! Your boi is still dead and will be, forevah! :em03: :em01:
October 9th, 2008 at 12:04 PMUsing
Quite common practice, sestra, and lest I gave the wrong impression, I don’t really have a problem with that. All of that changing tradition every time you change the guard is A) nonsensical and B) eroding the historical ties that are vital to the survival of a people. To go back to the West again, the Germans still use the same military marches they’ve used for centuries and I don’t have a problem with that either. Why wouldn’t they? They were written long before the Austrian Scheisskopf Schicklgruber was shat out at Braunau am Inn.
Although I will admit to feeling ominous chills running down my spine when I see the Berliner Wachbatallion performing their Grossen Zapfenstreich to the “Yorkscher Marsch.”
But that’s neither the Germans, nor the “Yorkscher Marsch’s” fault, nor is it an indication that the Germans are warming up to invade Poland again. It’s just association on my part.
Deathknyte:
As required by my Oath of Allegiance, I am constantly ready to start shooting should the requirements be met, regardless of the current political circumstances. It’s the question of just when those requirements are met and thus triggers a required response from me and people like me who, too, have laid down that sacred Oath.
The requirements haven’t been met yet, Thank G-d!, and I pray that they never will be. But currently we’re not exactly moving away from that point, and that worries me greatly. It is the last thing that this nation that I love more than life itself needs.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:07 PMUsing
I hope the commies start first! Then it’ll be my official job to dispatch them to hell. Think I’ll get in trouble if I casually substitute my trusted Nikita (AK-47) for the boring M-4? AKs make much bigger holes! They are also louder and prettier and…and… Just let me fire the AK, okay? :em93:
October 9th, 2008 at 12:08 PMUsing
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Germans aren’t but Putin was, just recently. Bozhe Moi, do Russians really deserve such a pizdyuk in charge? (Have no doubts, he is in charge. Gospodin Medvedev is just his puppet).
October 9th, 2008 at 12:13 PMUsing
By Imperial Decree: So let it be written, so let it be done.
The commie cockslurpers would be fools to think that I’d substitute my lovely Lyudmila in glorious 7.62×51 NATO for that silly .223 poodle shooter that is so fashionable here. Although I must admit that you have an Irony Advantage in popping commies with an AK :em93:
Just watching the cordite smoke ride downrange on the shockwave every time I fire her makes me feel funny in the pants. :em96:
October 9th, 2008 at 12:13 PMUsing
A girl after my own heart! :em03:
October 9th, 2008 at 12:14 PMUsing
Glen Beck & Michael Savage, telling America the truth that the idiots refuse to hear.
Ted
October 9th, 2008 at 12:19 PMUsing
RR, it was actually 12:17 pm… I think the time stamp on the Rott is a different time zone. I am on Eastern time, myself.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:21 PMUsing
No, they do not. They were rescued from the ashes only to find themselves being shoveled into the fire by that govnyuk. And I had such high hopes when the damn Soviet Union fell.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:25 PMUsing
Well, time to take a break. One of my most loyal and worshipful admirers called, and invited me to be the ornament on the back of his custom Hayabusa. Who am I to say no to riding on the back of an obnoxiously bright-colored crotch-rocket (yellow, with red flames… Quit laughing, the owner is Japanese, they are weird like that), and that can go 215 mph? Besides, moving is boring, and all I have left is big stuff (reserved a truck for next Wednesday) and the cats, who are not going anywhere until everything is set up. So, without further ado, I am off to rape Mother Gaia. (I am still trying to figure out how to make this bike more Earth-unfriendly)
October 9th, 2008 at 12:29 PMUsing
So did I. I thought we had an ally in the war against Haji terrorists. Now, there is a string of “should haves” and “could haves”… We (America) listened to Old Europe too much. And they fucking hate Russia. They’d rather kiss Haji ass. Well, looks like it’s too late now, and Russia is justifiably pissed. Oh well, at least we got a worthy enemy back, not some cave-dwelling splodeydoping ape. (Apologies to apes).
October 9th, 2008 at 12:39 PMUsing
Ja, but the tune was originally a piece by Haydn…hard to discard a national anthem written by a well-known Viennese Classical composer, wouldn’t you say? It would be like eschewing Beethoven’s Ninth because Hitler often used the final movement at rallies. :em93:
LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 2:02 PMUsing
Совершенно мои хорошие друзья! Левая сторона хочет получить тупоумной, let’ партия s!
October 9th, 2008 at 2:48 PMBabel fish gets it close I think.
And I agree, what better weapon to use than a Kalashnikov? Or a Mosin-Nagant.
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Nein, mein herr…too old for sustained use and rough field handling.
SKS would be as old as I would go…it’s what I’ll be using if the need arises. The M 59/66 Serbian variant, of course, with the blade bayonet—one which I hope was used to dispatch Koranimals in the Balkans. :em96:
LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 2:57 PMUsing
you have to add a manual rich/lean control to the carbs (if it’s not fuel injected), drill a hole near the end of the tailpipe big enough to screw in a sparkplug wired through a switch to a regular sparkplug. when you go full rich, spark on and crank the throttle it should look like a tomcat on full afterburner. especially at night. provides an instant attitude adjustment for tailgators. :em93:
October 9th, 2008 at 2:59 PMp.s. need i say very illegal?
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HJ, you ROCK! Bwahahahahaha! :em99:
October 9th, 2008 at 3:08 PMUsing
So here I am, fresh from the doctor, wearing a brand new, beyond hideous walking cast, because I somehow managed to fracture my right foot. I’m depressed. I went shopping to console myself, as I currently look absolutely ridiculous - just in time to fly to Nashville tomorrow to see the hot boyfriend - and the walking cast is NOT sexy. I grab a peach and prepare to pout in bed for a while, and I click on this.
Holy fucking shit, Mish!!!!!!!
Funniest shit EVAH! I’m soooooooooo stealing this for my blog!
And I now feel better about this shitty cast!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:20 PMUsing
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October 9th, 2008 at 4:46 PMUsing
One thing about Californikstan that I LOVE!!! We are the only state in the union where it is legal to “Lane Split”. When traffic begins slowing down me and my 2 wheeled bretheren go BETWEEN cars. I nearly shit my pants the first time I did it, but now I do it as a matter of course. And we are ALWAYS at the front of the line at stop lights/signs. I take my daughter to school on my bike and with all of the traffic it saves me half and hour.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:59 PMUsing
LC hilljohnny, that sounds totally awesome!! Figures it would be illegal. Damn gubmint spoilsports!
October 9th, 2008 at 5:04 PMUsing
Dang! That was ROFL funny! And it fits just perfectly with the whole messiah thing! Howler.
Just back from DC (Disneyland Central on the Potomac) and the AUSA show, first hand look at many things that go boom! Including some nifty 30MM cannons and nearly recoilless .50 cal sniper units as well as the Dillon chain guns (6 rotary barrells feeding .30 cal). Pity I would need a special permit to own one and my local gun club does not allow full auto. at all. Bummer!
October 9th, 2008 at 5:08 PMUsing
Too bad. The gun club I belong to encourages full auto. They even have about 25 models of machine guns one can rent including a ma deuce.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:26 PMUsing
HJ, that would so TOTALLY rock on my Mustang .. only problem is I am certain it’s fuel injected … but man what a show that would make driving on the I-15 to Vegas late at night ..
Then again, I’m fairly certain that would meet with a death sentence issued by the wife .. lol ..
October 9th, 2008 at 5:41 PMUsing
I’ve seen this before but it’s still a hoot! :em99: :em01:
October 9th, 2008 at 6:01 PMNatasha:
You’re going to be THERE on the 25th?
Li’lRott and I look foward to meeting you. :em04:
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Unless there are some unforeseen changes, I will be there on the 25th.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:35 PMUsing
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:10 PMUsing
I had to wait until I came home from work - hilarious!
But scary too, given the truth of the lyrics.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:47 PMUsing
:em99: It fit jugears like an impeccably tailored suit! :em99:
October 9th, 2008 at 7:55 PMUsing
Dammit, where do you live? Obviously, not the People’s Republic of CA. I can only (wetly) dream of owning/renting such weapons… :em96:
LOS!!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 8:32 PMUsing
I dunno about Azygos, but I live three miles from the NRA building. While they don’t like full auto weapons there, the allow up to .50 BMG on their indoor range (and if you have never touched off a .50 Barrett indoors, trust me, DON’T. Fuckers are LOUD). Another five miles west is a private range, where they will rent you a full auto weapon (M-10 ingram up to M-60 LMG) and let you play until you run out of money.
An hour of range time: $12.00
Rental on a Berretta M93: $10.00
Ammo (gotta b factry): $100.00
Targets: $1.75
Look on your face as you leave: PRICELESS
October 9th, 2008 at 8:42 PMUsing
Never done that but I have fired a .303 inside a mine (long story and not recommended)
I once was asked what I would do for a team building exercise when applying for a job. Knowing the two interviewers were big libs I told them I would take the team to the range and teach them how to shoot a machine gun. I didn’t get the job.
October 9th, 2008 at 8:59 PMUsing
hey, Hey, HEY!! Keep it up Sire and Karma is gonna get her feelings hurt (not to mention Crunchie). I thought the Imperial Mother taught you better manners than that.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:08 PMUsing
Barrett Light .50, 3 mags and two barrels standing by. Starlight Scope will be thrown into use for free. Now, who said an armed revolt?
October 9th, 2008 at 9:15 PMUsing
yup .30 cal does it. M1 makes big holes too.
.30/06+55.8grs IMR4350+168gr.Hornady HP at 2800fps=big *SPLAT* :em58: :em93:
Don’t worry about the HP not getting thru body armor. Head shoot ‘em.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:30 PMOr knees. Hollow Points do nasty things to knees.
Some people think I’m not *nice*. Can’t imagine how they got that strange idea. :em02:
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Azygos mentioned…
Uh…I can imagine!!
In addition, I DO know there is a range in Las Vegas that rents full auto stuff. You just have to use/buy their ammo.
And that anthem is scary as hell….but I was still laughing my ass off.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:34 PMUsing
I played that for my daughters fiance’. He absolutely LOVED it. He’s waiting for his senior year to finish so he can go off to “The Corps”. I’ve got good kids in my house.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:44 PMUsing
I kinda wondered how long that was gonna take.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:48 PMUsing
Und KapitanLeutnant, mag ich mein Mosins, wie ich mein Mausers mag. Ich weiß, dass sie arbeiten. Wie mein AK, aber they’ tut; Re für Auswahlbetriebe der LANGEN STRECKE.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:49 PMUsing
Oh, I like this one…isn’t far from the truth either.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:10 PMUsing
Well I like my SKS AND Mosins. 7.62×54R will reach out and smack you upside the head quite nicely. I never did like the AR platform, even though I had the “pleasure” of carrying one for 20+ years. YMMV.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:16 AMUsing
:em01: funny because that is how some of his followers see him
October 10th, 2008 at 4:25 AMUsing
I’ll stick with my trusty Winston if you don’t mind, my Emperor. I’ve got plenty o’ Mk 7 .303 ammo (aka, the good stuff…) :em93:
October 10th, 2008 at 5:59 AMUsing
KapitanLeutnant wrote:
Until recently I was a member of Scottsdale Gun Club. I shot a H&K MP5, but they have all the way up to a M240. I had a lot of fun there.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:52 AMUsing
Poodle shooter?
I suppose poodles would be an adequate target…at 860 yards. Note that the rounds still have enough energy that they disintegrate against the 1/4 scale steel IDPA target.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:26 AMUsing
M240 is Da BOMB!!! Carrying it sucks, though.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:28 AMUsing
Don’t forget to accessorize.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:02 AMUsing
did someone say “accessorize”?
October 10th, 2008 at 10:16 AM:em93:
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LC Hilljohnny sez:
Buuuwaaahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! :em95: Good one! LMAO! :em01:
As the Brits would say, “Now there’s a good Lad.” :em03:
P.S. Whatfer brand bier there? Don’t recognize the can.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:22 AMUsing
LC Hilljohnny,
Well, just don’t leave us hangin’ bro’. Dish some specs on
that awsome-lookin’ piece of gun prOn it’s attached to! :em95:
Receiver and bbl. contours and cocking-piece profile suggest a
October 10th, 2008 at 11:37 AMRemington action. :em02:
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Princess Natasha @ #53
No doubt. Played with the M60 a couple times. Wouldn’t want to hump
that sucker over hill and down dale either. Ever the rifleman, I
consternated, and then amazed all assembled by shooting the monster
offhand! Wouldn’t want to make a habit of it, though.
Most fun was an MG43 in aircraft configuration-no bipod,no buttstock,
October 10th, 2008 at 11:58 AMjust a pistol grip. Had to wear an inswool furnace-man’s glove on
the left hand, grip sternly ’round the barrel-shroud, and
dig the grip into the hip, annnnnnndddd let ‘er rip!! What a rush. :em95:
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