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…das Obamamedia marschiert…

HOLLAND, Ohio (AP) — Joe the Plumber’s story sprang a few leaks Thursday. Turns out that the man who was held up by John McCain as the typical, hard-working American taxpayer isn’t really a licensed plumber.

…no matter how much plumbing he’s actually, you know, doing as an apprentice plumber. “Papiere bitte!”

We fail to see what this has to do with the Obameinführer openly stating that he wants to “spread the wealth around.”

And court documents show he owes nearly $1,200 in back taxes.

And guess who also has tax liens? Obameinführer’s treasurer, Martin Nesbitt, that’s who. Obviously, this whole “spreading the wealth around” doesn’t apply to the budding Reichskanzler’s minions.

“Joe,” whose name is Samuel J. Wurzelbacher,

In case you want to Google his whereabouts and throw some Molotov cocktails in his front yard. We mean, otherwise what would the relevance of Joe’s full name have to the “story” that this Associated (with terrorists) Press hack is writing?

Waitaminnit… “Samuel?”… “Wurzelbacher???”

JUDE!!!!!

was cited repeatedly in Wednesday night’s final presidential debate by McCain for questioning Barack Obama’s tax policy.

Citing the Obameinführer’s answer about “spreading the wealth around”, however, seems to be something that the Obamedia has absolutely no interest in doing. We wonder why?

“Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?” Wurzelbacher asked.

Note the exact quote. This is called “reporting.”

Now look at what follows:

Obama said that under his proposal taxes on any revenue from $250,000 on down would stay the same, but that amounts above that level would be subject to a 39 percent tax, instead of the current 36 percent rate.

Which, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with what the Obameinführer actually said, it’s simply the presstitute’s interpretation of what he said, rather than an actual quote, allowing the reader to decide for himself. This is called “spinning” and/or “lying.”

It would be refreshing if the Obamedia would at least half-heartedly pretend to not be cheap whores in bed with the Obameinführer. Just every once in a while. But obviously even that is too much to ask of them.

UPDATE: I have the address and phone number of the hack author of this dreck, John Seewer, by the way. Unlike the drooltards on his side, I refuse to put it up, but perhaps that’s the way we’re supposed to “report” things these days? I mean, since the days of respecting privacy are obviously long gone. Unless the subject of the article is the Obamessiah, of course.

No matter. I won’t do it, since I fail to see the relevance. So don’t worry, presstitutes and Obamabots (but I repeat myself), I’ll let you have the sewers all to yourselves.

Oink, oink.

40 Responses to “Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen dicht geschlossen…
  1. Unregistered Comment by anonymous hourly worker UNITED STATES

    Joe is finding out the real meaning of HopeandChange.

    Hoping the Obambi hordes don’t notice you and thereby Change your life for the worse.

  2. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun UNITED STATES

    “Joe,” whose name is Samuel J. Wurzelbacher,

    Fer cryin’ out loud. My cousin, George Thomas, goes by Tom. His sister, Mary Susan, goes by Susie (or Susan). Their father, Harold George, went by Joe (dunno the story there…he was always Uncle Joe). My former boss, Kenneth Clifton, goes by Clif.

    Other notables: F. Lee Bailey; J. Paul Getty. I’m sure there are SO many more…those were the only two who came readily to mind.

    That is totally much ado about absolutely nothing.

  3. LC_Salgak Comment by LC_Salgak UNITED STATES

    Ze ObamamenSturmtruppen vant you to know nothing, nothing !!!!

  4. LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove Comment by LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove UNITED STATES

    Well the obambi cock sucking Plumbers Union there in Ohio is trying to yank Joe’s credentials so he can’t work. But obambi is ALLLLLLLLL about the middle class. Unless of course you ask a question that causes him to show his true socialist/marxist ass. Then THUMP, THUMPATHUMP. Don’t the back of that bus pulling away look nice?

    Oh and this:

    “Joe,” whose name is Samuel J. Wurzelbacher

    What’s that fucking J. there dumbashit motherfucker!!!????

    JOE!!!!

    Fucking shoot them all bottom up. Feet, knees, balls, etc.

    :em98: :em98: :em96: :em96: :em96:

  5. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    Is Joe actually a Son of Abraham? The name is certainly suggestive.

    Of course, this will just inflame the Moosen SS to greater acts of persecution—’how DARE one of the “Hymies from Hymietown” publicly bust the chops of the Chosen Brother? Why, back in the Heights we knew how to deal with this kind of shit…’

    And, of course, the irony of the virtual pogrom being carried out against Joe becomes all the more palpable. Personally, if I were Joe I’d start wearing a yellow star on my lapel when I appear in public just to make the point.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

    Was that an AP credit there? You got them to pay you for the traffic you’ve been sending them?

    Awesome.

  7. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    BTW, you all have to stop using so much German…you’re getting me all excited. ;)

    (Hmmmm…does anyone know if Sarah Palin knows German…?)

    Besides, you’re gonna give NerbyGirl a nervous breakdown. :em01:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Unregistered Comment by Imperial Librarian Azygos UNITED STATES

    And court documents show he owes nearly $1,200 in back taxes.

    Take it from me just because the government says you owe taxes does not men you actually owe taxes. The Tax NAZI’s determine what they want to steal and then go after it. Last year I and my family were terrorized by the tax NAZI’s to the tune of $8,000 dollars. My bank account was overdrawn by the tax NAZI’s and my paycheck stolen for 5 1/2 months. Did I owe them $8,000 dollars, NO. The government is not your friend and neither are the cock slurping MSM that sit at the governments crotch.

  9. LibraryGryffon Comment by LibraryGryffon UNITED STATES

    My sister, (the one who hangs out at DailyKos) is all upset because Joe is, ….. a registered Republican!!!! And he was claiming to be an uncommitted voter!!! Of course a registered Republican could never still be making his mind up whether to vote for the Party’s nominee, no siree, no way.

    Or is the real problem that only registered Democrats are allowed to ask questions of The One(tm)?

  10. Mike M Comment by Mike M UNITED STATES

    Oh oh. The better-than-you Progressive Movement and their cohorts in the the oh-so-unbiased media might have a little problem smearing this - yet another - “Joe the Plumber for McCain”. This one’s a “licensed, master plumber” and business owner….

    Another “Joe The Plumber” Doubts Obama Too

    Also from Pat Dollard, another Good Joe…

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio Storms Mesa City Hall and Public Library In Illegal Alien Raid

  11. Unregistered Comment by darkstar UNITED STATES

    @ Imperial Librarian Azygos:

    I was subjected to an audit by the tax NAZIS and they had two investigators and one flunky working on my taxes for about 3 weeks and could only tap me for an additional $34.00 because I mis-interpreted the deduction for Casualty Losses. It had to have cost the taxpayers $20,000 to collect an additional $34.00.

    I guess they will make up the difference on volume!

  12. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    Arpaio said the raid was set up after a sheriff’s undercover detective infiltrated the cleaning business, claiming to be an undocumented immigrant, and was schooled by a manager in how to obtain false identification that would get him past federal identification verification software.

    About 30 deputies and 30 volunteer posse members in bulletproof vests and carrying semi-automatic weapons prepared for the operation in Pioneer Park across from the Mormon Temple shortly after midnight.

    YOU GO, JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now that is what I call a POSSE. :em96:

    Maybe we should form a Posse Rottatus to nail Libs wherever we find ‘em.

    Oh, and Note to MSM: Almost every law enforcement officer carries a “semi-automatic weapon” these days, unless they are traditionalists who carry .38 revolvers. I haven’t seen a CA cop carry a revolver in years…

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    What? No breathless, arrogant, condescending defense of this by our resident Obamaphile?

    Certainly dreck jockey has gotten his johnny on the spot talking point fax from his superiors at the DNC, Err America and the Obamidiot campaign by now?!??!?!

  14. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    (Hmmmm…does anyone know if Sarah Palin knows German…?)

    OMG, speaking german, wearing stylish leather, with her hair down……….grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  15. Tonto, faithful injun and scout Comment by Tonto, faithful injun and scout UNITED STATES

    This whole Obambi thing is whacked out. The fucking libtards are hysterical with this shit and the Obamination’s campaign is spending MILLIONS of dollars that the nation would really like to know where it came from. Joe is a bump in the road to these fucks. Undoubtedly he will reap a nasty comeuppance. Joe will find that he screwed himself for asking the Obamasiah a “hard” question. I see audit after audit in his poor future (emphasis on the word “poor”). Poor bastard.

  16. Unregistered Comment by MNotaro UNITED STATES

    Do we really think people like Obama and his illuninati friends really care how much in taxes us middle class people will pay out every year? I don’t think so!!

  17. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    Schleimige liberale Stücke des Ziegeesels Schweindung leckend! Bumsen Sie ihn zum Tod mit einer Lehre 12.
    I love babelfish some days. Just says it so well sometimes.

  18. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC UNITED STATES

    The press’ comment about Joe being his second name really ticked me off. Why? Because I use both my first and second name, using the later mostly towards friends and neighbors to keep them from confusing me with my dad, since we have the same first and second name, and I use my first name with mostly business associates. But, more importantly, I though the whole thing was a real phony attempt by the media to make this guy look bad, without folks realizing they’re just trying to smear this guy because he had the nerve to expose Obama for what he is.
    Also, I found it weird that they’re willing to show this guy’s dirty laundry while trying to keep us as ignorant as possible on ‘bambi’s background.
    Oh MSM, karma is so going to be a bitch.

  19. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    @ Sir Christopher:

    Or better yet, a black bustier and one of those long, black officer’s all-weather coats favored by the SS… :em93:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    Just reading back, do you folks think this is going to do what I’M seeing it do? Oh, shit son. Backfires a comin’. This right here, to be exact:

    But, more importantly, I though the whole thing was a real phony attempt by the media to make this guy look bad, without folks realizing they’re just trying to smear this guy because he had the nerve to expose Obama for what he is.
    Also, I found it weird that they’re willing to show this guy’s dirty laundry while trying to keep us as ignorant as possible on ‘bambi’s background.
    Oh MSM, karma is so going to be a bitch.

    Folks ARE realizing it. All over the nation.

  21. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    KapitanLeutnant RU-911 sez:

    @ Sir Christopher:

    Or better yet, a black bustier and one of those long, black officer’s all-weather coats favored by the SS…

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s just so wrong. Snrk, snrk, :em95:

  22. MasterGuns Comment by MasterGuns UNITED STATES

    Gee g***damn wiz……….My name is John Joseph xxxxxxxx(I also have a Korean name I can’t even pronounce). My dad’s family call me Jack……my friends have always called me J J………mom and her family always called me John………my grandad on ma’s side called me his “little chinky Johnny Joe” until the day he died(He meant nothing by it, I was his favorite grandson out of 19….and the only adopted one….I was the one he always took fishing). So all I say is WTF? A name?

    These people are really reaching.

    Semper Fi

  23. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    @ LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician:

    That’s just so wrong. Snrk, snrk,

    Heh. When I was in undergraduate school, I had a girlfriend who was definitely of the “Aryan” type—natural blond hair, blue eyes, etc.
    At that time, there was a lot of ex-Communist surplus available through the usual catalogs (the real stuff, not the repro shit they sell nowadays). Well, for a Valentine’s Day surprise I ordered her a gen-u-wine female uniform from the East German Border Guards, complete with badges, hat, and everything. To top it off, I bought her black leather boots…you know, the ones that come up the calf to about three inches below the knee joint?

    Well, we went out to dinner and when we got back I (somewhat hesistantly) gave her the gear…she LOVED it. And, of course, I did too… ;) She wore it for me with great frequency after that…

    There’s something about a woman in a uniform that brings out the randiest in me. Don’t know what it is. :em93:

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    We’ll be conducting a traffic poll of supporters of candidates this weekend.

    If you intend to vote for PALIN/ mchaynes, please show your support by driving with your headlights on during the day.
    If you support O’dumbo, kindly display your support to everyone by driving with your headlights out at night.

    Thank you

  25. LC_Salgak Comment by LC_Salgak UNITED STATES

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician sez:

    KapitanLeutnant RU-911 sez:
    @ Sir Christopher:
    Or better yet, a black bustier and one of those long, black officer’s all-weather coats favored by the SS…
    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s just so wrong. Snrk, snrk,

    VPILF ????

    (diving for cover, grinning like hell. . . . .

  26. LC smaug6 Comment by LC smaug6 UNITED STATES

    Alexis de Tocqueville is watching from the great beyond with a knowing grin. Mass overload provided by ACORN. But the common trait among all liberals I know is a perfect willingness to take rights away from me to give to others in order to satisfy their sense of fairness. The world is full of unaware monsters!!

  27. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    I hunted die fahne hoch up.

    Definitely a tune for the hopelessly obsessed.

  28. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil UNITED STATES

    No matter. I won’t do it, since I fail to see the relevance. So don’t worry, presstitutes and Obamabots (but I repeat myself), I’ll let you have the sewers all to yourselves.

    Oink, oink.

    Pretty Please?

  29. KapitanLeutnant RU-911 Comment by KapitanLeutnant RU-911 UNITED STATES

    Mein Kommandant:

    No matter. I won’t do it, since I fail to see the relevance. So don’t worry, presstitutes and Obamabots (but I repeat myself), I’ll let you have the sewers all to yourselves

    .

    You KNOW you want to…c’mon….it’ll make you look cool…c’mon, just try it once…EVERYBODY’S doing it…just take ONE, it won’t hurt you…you won’t get hooked, I promise…

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur sez:

    Was that an AP credit there? You got them to pay you for the traffic you’ve been sending them?

    Awesome.

    LOL

    I wish!

    Nope. You’ll also note the absence of a link to the article. No more traffic for them until they either a) start paying or b) acknowledge that they’re complete dumbasses and start recognizing Fair Use.

  31. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher UNITED STATES

    @ KapitanLeutnant RU-911:

    yeah, and nothing else, Kapitan! LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SCHWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Unregistered Comment by Imperial Librarian Azygos UNITED STATES

    Armywifetoddlermom two very funny videos about morons.

  33. LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive Comment by LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive UNITED STATES

    The Obamajugend is getting even MORE desperate ..

    ‘Fuhrer Sarah Palin’

    I guess anyone to the right of Obama is a Nazi now?

    :em95:

  34. AyUaxe Comment by AyUaxe UNITED STATES

    I’m glad to be distracted from Joe the Plumber’s debacle by visions of women in jack boots and sharp, tailored uniformy duds. Recalls fevered memories of Charlotte Rampling in “The Night Porter”–a grotesque movie, but Rampling was superb to look at in little more than boots an officer’s cap and suspenders. Mrs. Palin is a wife, mother, and soon may be the first woman POTUS. When I see her I don’t think and don’t want to think of some vamp. I’m very satisfied and happy to think of my favorite pic of her aiming an M4 down range. I’d like to see her in the White House, taking that same pose toward pisslamic terrorists, pirates, alien infiltrators, and the seditious, Stalinist communist scum that pass for “liberals” in this country. No ill will to Mav, but ‘Cuda is who I’m voting for.

  35. LC Aggie Sith Comment by LC Aggie Sith UNITED STATES

    @ LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive:

    I did notice that video had 592 viewings, and only twelve posts. On top of that, the ratings were “disabled”…. :em95:

    And if you go to her info about the video, she claims the information came from the “unbiased” Huffington Post :em01:

  36. Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob Comment by Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob

    These festering leftard cunt drippings are fucking with a guy because he made a comment that Husseini did not like? WTF, over? I just about had it with these communist subhuman growths. They are not human to me. They are not worth the consideration I give a spider before I squash it.

  37. LC Lord Elrond Comment by LC Lord Elrond UNITED STATES

    Holy Fuck. Someone drop a bomb on the DNC, CNN, MSNBC and any other fascist organization NOW. How does a RATIONAL voting public still express the desire to vote for this socialist asshole ESPECIALLY when he just got on camera saying he’s going to “SPREAD THE WEALTH” ESPECIALLY when his campaign has been sodomizing a poor guy who just expressed his opinion?

    Holy fuck, if we put this asshole in office we deserve every ounce of pain and suffering we get.

    Maybe it’s the catalyst people need. I mean WHY THE FUCK DO I KNOW THAT JOE THE PLUMBER OWES 1200 DOLLARS IN TAXES?????? OF WHAT POSSIBLE FUCKING RELEVANCE IS THAT INFORMATION? AND WHY DO I KNOW IT? BECAUSE THE FASCIST ASSHOLE WANTS TO DESTROY THIS JOE EVERYMAN, THAT’S WHY!!!!!

    GET THE FUCK OUT THERE ON 11/4 and TELL THIS ASSHOLE NO

  38. LC Lord Elrond Comment by LC Lord Elrond UNITED STATES

    @ LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive:

    The problem is, everyone is to the frigging right of Obama

  39. LC FORGER - Imperial Blacksmith Comment by LC FORGER - Imperial Blacksmith

    RE: AZYGOS and DARKSTAR’s comments…

    $1200 huh??

    Funny, I just got a little love note from the IRS saying that I owe that much from 2002… No documentation laying out how they figure I do, just a list of the interest and penalties I have/will accrue, and threats of what can happen if I’m not a good little prole and pay up, NOW.

    I just took a red Sharpie and wrote “FUCK YOU!! PROVE IT!!” on it and sent the whole fucking works back to them in the handy prepaid envelope they enclosed for me to submit my ransom.

    :em12: :em98:

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    Annoying Drunks in the MSM….

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