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The Stupid-Fu is Strong With This One Grasshoppah!
Posted by: in Lefty America-Haters, PC Gone Mad, Race Baiting Assholes, Stupidity Gone Wild, Weirdness11:53 AM
I really shouldn’t be reading news articles 5 minutes after I wake up in the morning. Some days there’s only the usual MSM pablum that puts me right back to sleep. Some days there’s a tidbit or two that mildly raises my blood pressure, but doesn’t quite break the hold of Mr. Sandman’s siren call.
And then there are mornings like this. I encountered unbridled stupidity so strong, so absurd, so blatant and so astonishingly asinine, that even Mr. Sandman screamed WTF?!?!
*Did you know he sounds just like Bing Crosby?? Scared the hell out of me*
White people shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Yep, that is the actual title of the steaming pile of stupid that was waiting for me to find at my usual news haunt bright and oh so very early this morning. It’s obvious that someone has let their mind wander out alone and it grabbed the crayons and scribbled on the wall.
It’s for the good of the country and for those who’re bitter for a reason and armed because they’re scared.
Hate to break it to you Cupcake, but I am armed because it is my G*d given right to be so. Stocking up on ammo and consumables is for the scared part. As for the bitter, better ask your Obamessiah about that. His words not ours.
As a lifelong Caucasian
As opposed to a Naturalized Caucasian? Resident Alien Caucasian? A “just decided last week to be Caucasian” Caucasian?
I am beginning to think the time has finally come to take the right to vote away from white people, at least until we come to our senses. Seriously, I just don’t think we can be trusted to exercise it responsibly anymore.
Are you always this stupid Johnny or is today a special occasion? Obviously someone needs to take away your keyboard, because you most certainly can’t be trusted with one.
I give you Exhibit A: The last eight years.
In 2000, Bush-Cheney stole the election, got us attacked, and then got us into two no-exit wars. Four years later, white people reelected them. Is not the repetition of the same behavior over and over again with the expectation of a different outcome the very definition of insanity? (It is, I looked it up.)
Oh isn’t it sweet. The little monkey knows how to Google. Actually Johnny, insanity can also be defined as saying the same damn thing over and over with the expectation of making people think it’s true.
Yeah, you knew it had to be there…the old Bush Stole Election! meme. Of course he forgets that Bush was only in office 9 months before 9/11. An attack that was obviously planned for a hell of alot longer than that. An attack that was just another terrorist operation on the already long list of those already implemented during the SinkMeister Clinton Administration. Funny how they always forget to mention that. As for the “two no-exit wars”, this moron doesn’t know the difference between a Front and a War. The fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are just two fronts in the Long War on Terrorism Buttercup.
Exhibit B is any given Sarah Palin rally.
I’m trying to figure out why going to a Sarah Palin rally qualifies the rational of taking away white people’s right to vote, other than this little chimp is just pissed because not every person on the planet is sucking the Obamessiah’s hose like he is. Either than or he’s pissed because she looks better in pumps and an up-do than he does.
Exhibit C would be Ed Rendell and John Murtha, who in separate moments of on-the-record candor they would come to regret, pointing out that there are plenty of people in Pennsylvania who just cannot bring themselves to pull the lever for a black man - no matter what they tell pollsters.
Hey, people like YOU voted for those taxpayer humping assholes Johnny. Don’t go blaming the rest of us who know Stupid™ when we see it. As for Obamessiah, I don’t give a shit what his skin color is. He could be purple with yellow polka dots and a furry horn sticking out of his forehead, and a pink bunny tail on his ass. I don’t vote for Socialists of ANY color. Too bad you are too damn stupid to recognize that.
It’s the new Liberal Mantra. If you don’t vote for the Obamessiah, you’re racist. If you call him a Socialist (which he is), you’re racist. If you don’t want your hard earned money taken away and given to the Crack Hos down the street, you’re a racist. If you don’t like your President romping in the Red Room with an avowed Domestic Terrorist, you’re racist. If you don’t believe that someone can sit in the pews of a church listening to the rantings of a real radical racist for 20 years and not let it influence you, you’re racist. If you believe that Obambi IS ACORN, you’re racist. If you believe the Constitution is to be guarded and protected above all else, you’re racist. Johnny here is a prime example of some people not hesitating to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
These people are ruining things for the rest of us white people who are ready to move on. Sure, they have their reasons, chimerical though they may be: He’s a Muslim. He’s a terrorist. He’s a Muslim terrorist. He’s going to fire all the white people and give their jobs to blacks.
Oh the poor widdle Marxist wannabe is having a temper tantrum because those of us that oppose an avowed Socialist aren’t falling in line like he and the rest of his Lemming Comrades.
But those are just the little white lies these people allow themselves to be told, a self-induced cognitive dissonance that lets them avoid saying the unsayable: I cannot pull the lever for a black man.
Make a mental note here Johnny….Oh…sorry…I see you are out of paper. Ok, I’ll type real slow so you can understand this once and for all.
I WILL not pull the lever for a Marxist. I will not vote for a Constitution hating Socialist, and I will NOT bow to your Obamessiah just because you freaking demand it. I don’t give two shits what his skin color is. I don’t care what his DNA is. I don’t give a damn what his ancestry is. I DO however care that he wants to destroy what this country stands for. I do care that he is a Socialist of the first order and intends to put us all under the thumb of a rotting, festering, decaying ideal that has killed millions, and cost trillions, and hasn’t worked a single time it’s been tried. You and your ilk are hiding behind the slur of racism to keep from admitting the obvious.
By this point, you either think I am joking or are calling me an elitist.
Actually I think you are one f*cked up piece of shit and calling you a Marxist cocksucker, but that’s just the bitter Bible hugging, gun clinging racist in me I suppose.
Just remember folks. Because of the blood and sacrifice of good, patriotic, freedom loving men, this piece of non-sentient oxygen wasting piece of crap and millions more just like him, gets the right to vote. Whether they deserve it or not.
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Sounds like Jon-Boy needs a lobotomy, electro-shock therapy or maybe just a short-drop with a rope around his neck.
The stoopid is not only strong in this one, it’s morphed into self-loathing hatred. I’m surprised he hasn’t slit his own throat yet.
Great hit Sis.
October 27th, 2008 at 12:47 PMUsing
Can you imagine what would happen to someone that penned an article that blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote this cycle, even if it was ‘SATIRE’ as suggested by one of the commenters to the article.
The left has lost ALL sense of balance this election.
October 27th, 2008 at 12:49 PMUsing
Mrs. M-ITT - I really thought it was satire. I was hoping it was. I’m still not 100 percent sure, but if it isn’t satire, it could have been written by Laura Washington!
October 27th, 2008 at 12:53 PMUsing
Johnny, can you say IGNORANT? FOOLISH? RACE BAITING? Can you say EDITOR? Do you even HAVE an EDITOR at that rag? I can’t believe anyone with sense would allow this opinion to be published in any forum. Crap like this is DANGEROUS, Johnny. It causes riots, you stupid fuck.
And coming up next, Johnny publishes an article arguing why child molestation is natural and should be promoted in elementary school.
October 27th, 2008 at 1:13 PMUsing
Philadelphia is such a racially divided city. Obama will win a landslide there.
This guy was obviously race-baiting.
His writing is all over the place and he doesn’t even make a clear point!
Idiot.
The paper obviously printed this to incite racial anger in Pennsylvanians.
The media isn’t in Obama’s pocket, they’re up his ass.
And they say that John McCain’s campaign tactics are low?
October 27th, 2008 at 1:19 PMGimme a break!
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If and when Baron Von Bama looses, I think johnny boy should go out and exercise his right to by a weapon and bottle of liquor. One for courage and the other for contemplation.
October 27th, 2008 at 1:22 PMUsing
*Click*
Whiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….bzzzzz….bzzzzzzz…..bzzzzzzz……bzzzzzzz….
*Click*
There’ all done!!!
Isn’t that purty?….a bullet with Johnnies name on it.
October 27th, 2008 at 1:52 PMUsing
That is about the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen. Don’t know for sure if it is THE most, but right up there in the ratings. I’m stunned. :em72:
October 27th, 2008 at 2:13 PMUsing
Well, crap.
Looks like the riots may wind up further spread than I thought…..
I need to get that registration application done.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:29 PMUsing
ummmm……hokay,
then lead by example and DON’T VOTE
ya’ pud
October 27th, 2008 at 2:52 PMUsing
Wow!! That is simply STUPENDOUSLY stupid! Who the hell is this festering twat-drip and how did it survive long enough to learn to poke a keyboard? Hell, I am surprised the malformed clump of mutated cells knows how to breathe. I am not even sure a thing like that was born, I suspect it hatched from some mystery gunk on the ground of a garbage alley.
Leftists… Pushing the boundaries of stoopid since who cares when…
October 27th, 2008 at 2:57 PMUsing
I live in chicago aqnd it has been suggeested that the husband and I get out of dodge after I help close my precinct(I’m a judge).
October 27th, 2008 at 2:58 PMI’ve been invited to a Y.R. event DIRECTLY across the street from-hopefully-OBambis defeat party.
I was thinking of hunkering down with my meowy babies.
If the husband stays with the cats I’m GOING TO THE PARTY!!
I may only be 5.2 or so and weigh MAYBE 130 but I WILL NOT be intimidated !!!
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Just more of the balthering tripe from that lib–tard freekshow called Philidelpia that we in Pa. have to put up with.
Dear Gov. Rendell loves the place so much, he refused to move into the Governor’s Mansion in Harrisburg, and commutes from Philly to Harrisburg in a limosine driven by a State Cop, at the tax payers’ expense.
He travels at such a breaknek pace, he’s earned the moniker
“Fast Eddy” around here.
If Johnny–boy intended this drivel as satire, it is quite obvious he is no satirist, and should stick to whatever puling possum puke he usually cranks out.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:12 PMUsing
No wonder this blogger got published in the birdcage liner. He neatly dovetails into their journalistic standard…two idiotic statements made without a shred of substantiation, making ourageous accusations against a ticket that has been the target of sustained, hysterical cries of crimes against America and Americans, the likes of which are unprecedented in our history.
I know it is in vogue to confuse vague supplication to THE ONE™ and his ersatz messianic qualities for the enlightenment of reason because lefty twatwaffle professors keep announcing to these emplty vessels that it is so, but to propose disenfranchisement of an entire class of people on the basis of the proponent’s perception that such people are afraid of the big black boogieman and will cast their votes on the basis of their prejudice rather than preferences based on factors that prior to this election were considered to be perfectly legitimate is the very epitome of incurably stupid, and should subject the speaker to a lifetime of scorn and ridicule. Of course stupid that is that deeply ingrained usually is in tandem with a correspondingly short life span to begin with. Distract him long enough at a critical moment, and he’ll simply forget to breathe.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:18 PMUsing
Lick balls and choke, leftardian twats! I went and voted today. And I am pretty certain a lot of people there today were NOT voting for your pissant wannabe commie dictator. :em03:
October 27th, 2008 at 3:20 PMUsing
Besides, the voting machines are electronic, and since your typical Osama voters IQ is smaller than their shoe size, they are bound to fuck it up then whine about being “disenfranchised”.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:22 PMUsing
*Sigh* I am at a loss for words. This asshat needs to be shown the door, along with the editor who allowed the column to reach print. Mrs. M (bless your heart) you have a much stronger constitution then I. Thank the deity of your choice I wasn’t in Philly, this putz would have been given a lesson on where his freedom of speech ends and my fist begins. And to think 20 some odd years of my life were spent in defending his right to say what he thinks … an me being white and all… go figure.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:26 PMUsing
Satire or not, good news from boots on the ground at Election Central, Scottsdale AZ: I walked up to the middle of a conversation among an elderly gentleman, his lady, and another early voter standing ahead of her. She was explaining why she was re-casting a “mail-in” ballot. Her gentleman told her,”Biden is a nutcase, been one for years, and now, God forbid, he thinks he’s important!..besides, if they get in they’ll ruin my business!”
October 27th, 2008 at 3:30 PMThe early voter listening to all this was nodding his head “yes” with a somber expression on his face, and the lady re-cast her ballot, this time voting for McCain, as per instructions from her gentleman.
My short answer: who gotta da gold (the gentleman) maka da rule; who gotta da bigga stick, say what go.
Prayers work, people! :em69:
Semper fidelis! :em04:
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Elitist isn’t quite the 7 letter word I was thinking of.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:31 PMUsing
Wow.
Just….Wow.
- MuscleDaddy
October 27th, 2008 at 3:39 PMUsing
I hope you’re right, Natasha. :em04: :em04: :em69:
However, The Armies of the Clueless will be voting for the vicious little gutter rat (and my apologies to gutter rats everywhere for the odious comparison) next Tuesday. I plan to get to the poll early when it opens so as to not have to look at so many of them in one place :em38:
I know that NY is a lost cause and it really does not matter whether I vote or not, but it’s the principle of it. It also may be the last “free” election in this country, so I had better savor it. It breaks my heart.
But we must carry on! :em03:
October 27th, 2008 at 3:42 PMUsing
Uh Oh……
just what was needed to motivate the odumbo sympathy vote
thank you and I hope you all die you skinhead morons
October 27th, 2008 at 4:02 PMUsing
One of the problems of an Obamessiah presidency is that if one of these clueless morons manages to assassinate him, then we have FOUR YEARS of that idiot Biden to deal with.
Beam me up, now, Scotty. I’m finding less and less intelligent life on this planet.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:41 PMUsing
One piece of good voting news from the swing state of PA:
My Dad, lifelong Demo and avowed Obama voter, switched his vote and went with McWane when they sent in their mail-in ballots before leaving for a month-long trip along the Outer Banks.
Dad has been chugging the Moose’s Kool-Aid since early in his campaign, mostly on the “Change” stuff. Mom has always been hardcore Conservative, campaigning for Goldwater and NEVER voting for a Jackass in her life.
About three months ago, the local newspaper carried a free copy of Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West for every subscriber. Dad and Mom watched it together. Dad was a Cold Warrior, but he has been clueless about the danger the Koranimals pose to the West for a long time. Now he knows. I sent him to Pipes’ website, as well as Palestinian Media Watch and other frontline sites in the New Crusade. He is now a Believer, and as such he addmitted to me that he didn’t trust Ballsack Hussein Obamoose to defend this country and carry the fight to the Saracens. In fact, he did a lot of Web research about The Moose’s stances on the various powers involved, and he was horrified to find that The Moose was always calling for, at best, a “moderate” approach.
End result—one swing-state vote for McWane that wasn’t there before.
Maybe there is hope.
For the honorable Cross and Golden Freedom!
October 27th, 2008 at 4:45 PMUsing
I am somewhat suspicious about this latest “assassination attempt.” A week before the election? And not just any plain ol’ psycho, but a coven of skinheads! I guess it’s possible, but that is laying it on a bit thick. Anyway, if it is true, like Jaybear said, hey thanks assholes? You’re a big, big help!!
That bullshit could push the gutter rat over the finish line! :em72:
October 27th, 2008 at 5:06 PMUsing
Calling it an assassination attempt is giving it too much credit. Kind of like calling Obama “THE ONE”. If the feds couldn’t trip up a couple of skinheads, who are not the brightest turds in the extremist bowl, then they are not earning their pay. Nothing as great as the hyperbole the MSM would have us believe.
October 27th, 2008 at 5:18 PMUsing
What can you say about this obvious steaming pile of Michael Moore? :em72:
This guy works for a pathetic rag of a paper who’s circulation is dropping faster than a Bangkok prostitute after you’ve paid her 5 dollars. :em01:
One of the small group of elite dickheads who still feel guilty that some white guy they didn’t know and aren’t related to, captured a whole bunch of black people and brought them to this country to work as slaves.
I think most decent Americans see this for the garbage that it is.
October 27th, 2008 at 6:56 PMUsing
The next white guy to become a billionaire will be the one who can discover a formula so the guilt ridden C.U.N.T.s in our midst can change the pigmentation of their skin to that of the alleged persecuted minority of their choice. If poor Jonathan can’t live with himself because he couldn’t choose his parents, and believing as he does that everything wrong with the world is white mans crime, then some advenurous entrepeneur could be of service. This will never happen because both he and his candidate loathe personal success. And while any sane person knows you can’t have everything. With Obama as President, you won’t be allowed to have anything. The best part of him ran down the leg of a lower form of life anyway.
October 27th, 2008 at 6:57 PMUsing
Nomad sez:
???SAY WHAT???
October 27th, 2008 at 7:11 PMUsing
‘Don’t mind sayin’ that I’m scared.
Guess who scared me?
Tellyawhat ya bung burglar,,
‘I’ll keep my freedom, my guns, and my money, you can keep THE CHANGE’
October 27th, 2008 at 7:26 PMUsing
They are self-destructive. Now, we really need to help them out in this regard….. :em99: :em96:
October 27th, 2008 at 8:04 PMUsing
Good and LC Lord Elrond:
Please forgive me for a slight historical correction here:
Actually the native African Chieftains made a fair living capturing their rival tribesmen and selling them to all comers. Whites from the New America were probably among their ‘newest’ customers, as it had been a common practice from biblical times to offer captured enemies of any color to a conquering monarch, dictator as tribute or mere trader for valuta.
Free persons of black ancestry were routinely among the upper classes of Roman, Greek and Egyptian elites. Prostitution is largely considered the ‘oldest’ profession, however history proves that it was only a symptom of slavery. Slavery or some form of indenturement has been part of virtually every nation/state/government on earth from our earliest history. In the big picture while the U.S. did irrefutably have the institution of slavery, it also tolerated it for the least span of years that I’m aware of.
Please accept this in the spirit given my friend -JB IC/A
October 27th, 2008 at 10:29 PMUsing
Scene begins with an old man walking on a college campus
“Look at them. Dumb as shit. Surrounded by books they can’t comprehend.”
October 27th, 2008 at 11:25 PMwalks up to a particularly ugly student with an Obama pin
“Take little Kay-lynn, umm, Caitlyn, or whatever her stupid parents named her. She can’t even afford a laptop or her drinking until she blacks out habit. No designer clothes, she walks around in generic shoes. She needs your help”
continues walking through the students
“Look around, all these kids need your help. Listless, heads filled with contradictory ideals. They spend more time with Warcraft than with their studies or their families. Worried how their empty water bottle will destroy the environment. Who will help them? Not me, I only make these commercials.”
stops in a quad of students singing Obama hymns
“I can’t help them, but you can. With change. Pocket change. Your unused pocket change can save them from this misery and degradation. Your change can change a child’s life. Permenantly. For a mere 30 cents a bullet you can end their suffering. Call the number on your screen and pledge to help. We’ll send you an information packet of the firearm you’ll feed that can send these children back to where they came from. You’ll receive monthly updates of obituaries of those you have sent to a better place. You’ll know your donations are working, because we will show you the updated unemployment rates as these rat bastards become landfill. With your contributions, we’ll rebuild America by sending their useless corpses into a woodchipper and send the mulch to family farms in need at no extra charge to you. Together we can make the world a better place. Please call now.”
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LC Nicki, the resident Misanthropic Bitch sez:
Even if it were meant as satire, it was dangerously unwise, as lots idiots will take it literally and jive to it.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:37 AMAnd remember, this is the same fishwrapper which published the notorious editorial by Fatima Ali threatening civil war if we Honkies don’t submit to their monkey-god.
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darkstar sez:
Article, hell. We’re talking a major newspaper here, and they got away with it.
I can’t even IMAGINE the shitstorm that would have followed if some blogger pounding away on the keys at a tiny site that doesn’t get 100 hits a day had suggested that blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote in this election.
But we’re the racists.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:46 AMUsing
White people shouldn’t vote?? Maybe black people shouldn’t vote in this election either! I think they are all racist anyway and voting for Obama just because he is black! I think this vote is about RACE for a lot of people….and black people who are just voting for Obama because he is black and they want to see a “black man in the White House”, and they haven’t taken the time to see if they even believe and agree with Obama’s illuminati ideologies and promises.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:45 PMUsing
How about non taxpaying welfare recipients shouldn’t vote? I recall we only wanted property owners to have a say in this country when it first started.
Personally, my idea of a more perfect Union is the political structure of the movie (not the book) of Starship Troopers. Only those who have done public service get the right to vote, all others are civilians and have no say in how things are done. Veterans, police, firefighters, postmen, dogcatchers, etc. Could even throw in school teachers, doctors and nurses from public ER’s.
If you don’t participate, you don’t get a say. Pure, simple. None of the shit we had foisted upon us in the past century that has led to where we are now would ever have been allowed to happen. I think after the next Revolution I’ll push for this system.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:56 PMUsing