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From LC & IB Rurik:

FORT CAMPBELL, KY– On Thursday, October 30, a military family member reported two men pretending to be a casualty notification officer and chaplain visited her home and falsely notified her that her deployed Soldier had been killed.

The man impersonating the notification officer was wearing a Class A “dress green” uniform and the other was wearing civilian clergy attire.

There have been a few incidents of this nature in the past two months involving family members living off post, but Thursday’s incident occurred on post. The spouse did not allow the pair into her home and when they left contacted the Family Readiness Support Assistant and Rear Detachment Commander to confirm the information. The command let her know her spouse is still alive and worked to put him in contact with her as soon as possible. Military police were notified and a police report was taken at the scene.

It’s not that we don’t have much to say, it’s just that we find it incredibly hard to type when we’re fighting an urge to take a road trip to Kentucky with the trunk full of nasty toys.

If we were to lay our hands on those subhuman sacks of wasted protoplasm, then it would be their families getting a visit from a couple of guys in uniform.

Only those guys wouldn’t be impostors. And the families would probably do well to opt out of an open casket funeral unless they knew a mortician with truly superhuman skills.

Just sayin’, ’s all.

49 Responses to “In Dire Need of Impaling”
  1. hamburglar Comment by hamburglar UNITED STATES

    What could these subhuman slime have to gain by doing this?? SICK

  2. Unregistered Comment by Interpretive Clog Dancer UNITED STATES

    hamburglar sez:

    What could these subhuman slime have to gain by doing this?? SICK

    Exactly what I was wondering.

  3. MasterGuns, Imperial Swampmaster Comment by MasterGuns, Imperial Swampmaster UNITED STATES

    I’ll bet you 100 bucks against a turd that they are somehow connected to Code Pink and others of that ilk.

    Clogger……..I can’t believe I actually agree with you about something.

    Semper Fi

  4. madtom Comment by madtom UNITED STATES

    The feller who gave us the term ‘Sadism’ would be better company than these …….(whatever).
    At least he had an understandable, if truly disgusting reason.

    Does not compute.

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Impostors, chainsaw, garbage bags, several deep holes in different counties. Some assembly required.

  6. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    What could these subhuman slime have to gain by doing this?? SICK

    Why, enjoy the look of grief and horror on the poor woman’s face. What else? At least she was suspicious and reported it.

    It does sound like like something Code Pinko would do. Good Lord, but those women are butt ugly. Ugly inside too. :em38:

    I do hope these imposters are punished with long prison terms in a military jail. “A police report was taken at the scene” doesn’t sound too promising though. It’ll probably be ages before any action is taken. And if the Annointed One is crowned ruler of the Ex-USA, well, it’s anyone’s guess. They’ll all just have a good laugh over it. :em12: :em12:

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    May I help in the punishing? I work in a microbiology lab, and maybe could get some amoebic dysentry for them… :em12:

  8. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    MasterGuns, Imperial Swampmaster sez:

    I’ll bet you 100 bucks against a turd that they are somehow connected to Code Pink and others of that ilk.

    Clogger……..I can’t believe I actually agree with you about something.

    Semper Fi

    Perhaps many of those who believe to the left aren’t the cliche’ pigshit. No-one with any decency, regardless of their political beliefs, would find that anything but sick shit.

  9. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    Well,
    Perhaps someone should report to Hte Idiots families, with a message of sympathy on their up-coming skull fractures. :em96:

  10. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    Cheryl sez:

    And if the Annointed One is crowned ruler of the Ex-USSA, well, it’s anyone’s guess. They’ll all just have a good laugh over it.

    There, fixed it for ya.

  11. jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery Comment by jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery UNITED STATES

    Oh my God…..

    Satan has found his willing accomplices, how else can you explain this kind of depravity. Or maybe fred phelps (satans demon himself) has discovered a new tactic.

    I’ve attended the funerals for two KIA’s and have seen the grief of the families. How devoid of a conscious or any decency do you have to be to do something like this? Is this barbaric level of cruelty and hate what passes for protest these days??? If this is the level of ugliness that the creatures of the left have sunk to….and the evidence keeps piling up that they have……..then expect no mercy when the decent outraged citizens of this country cry “ENOUGH” and drag you into the streets to exact justice. I know that I won’t give you any.

    If we were to lay our hands on those subhuman sacks of wasted protoplasm, then it would be their families getting a visit from a couple of guys in uniform.

    No, drag them up to their families front door by their scrawny necks and kill them right there……it’s time to draw a line.

  12. LC Rurik Comment by LC Rurik UNITED STATES

    Code Punk, International ANSWER and IVAW. All may be involved. During the Viet Nam war the pro-commies tried variations on the theme of trying to fuck with the families of Soldiers serving in-country, though so far as I know, not this particular ploy.

    For those actively involved in troop support activities, this is a good reminder why we need active security, even at home.

    For our cuddly little house troll-wannabes, this is an example why some of us have such strong and bitter feelings about the antiwar movement and its hangers on. Enough incidents have occured, enough have been documented, that by now, you should know with what you’re associating - teleological communist revolutionaries. It isn’t a fucking game al-Skippy.

  13. hamburglar Comment by hamburglar UNITED STATES

    After the big gamble on subprime mortgages that led to the current financial crisis, is there going to be an even bigger gamble, by putting the fate of a nation in the hands of a man whose only qualifications are ego and mouth?

    Barack Obama has the kind of cocksure confidence that can only be achieved by not achieving anything else.

    Anyone who has actually had to take responsibility for consequences by running any kind of enterprise– whether economic or academic, or even just managing a sports team– is likely at some point to be chastened by either the setbacks brought on by his own mistakes or by seeing his successes followed by negative consequences that he never anticipated.

    The kind of self-righteous self-confidence that has become Obama’s trademark is usually found in sophomores in Ivy League colleges– very bright and articulate students, utterly untempered by experience in real world.

    The signs of Barack Obama’s self-centered immaturity are painfully obvious, though ignored by true believers who have poured their hopes into him, and by the media who just want the symbolism and the ideology that Obama represents.

    The triumphal tour of world capitals and photo-op meetings with world leaders by someone who, after all, was still merely a candidate, is just one sign of this self-centered immaturity.

    “This is our time!” he proclaimed. And “I will change the world.” But ultimately this election is not about him, but about the fate of this nation, at a time of both domestic and international peril, with a major financial crisis still unresolved and a nuclear Iran looming on the horizon.

    For someone who has actually accomplished nothing to blithely talk about taking away what has been earned by those who have accomplished something, and give it to whomever he chooses in the name of “spreading the wealth,” is the kind of casual arrogance that has led to many economic catastrophes in many countries.

    The equally casual ease with which Barack Obama has talked about appointing judges on the basis of their empathies with various segments of the population makes a mockery of the very concept of law.

    After this man has wrecked the economy and destroyed constitutional law with his judicial appointments, what can he do for an encore? He can cripple the military and gamble America’s future on his ability to sit down with enemy nations and talk them out of causing trouble.

    h/t thomas sowell

  14. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    This is the enemy telling us, “we know where you live.”

  15. LC Gonzman Comment by LC Gonzman UNITED STATES

    Crucifixion.

    Only one punishment stands supreme in proper recompense for such deeds.

  16. LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive Comment by LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive UNITED STATES

    I will contribute the first $100 to the legal fund of whoever rids the planet of those oxygen thieves … :em96:

  17. FrJim Comment by FrJim UNITED STATES

    I think I am the only military chaplain who posts here, right?

    If so, I got dibs on the clown in the collar. I will certainly hurt him in Jesus’ name!

    -Jim+

  18. LC Duncan Comment by LC Duncan

    Now I’m an Air Force guy, and I know this occurred on an Army post, but I am still pretty sure that Family Housing is in a more secure area where only those with valid military or civilian-employee credentials can enter. Should get some suspect sketches up and see if they can smoke these punks out.

    And there can only be one reason to do this…. to cause families pain. It doesn’t further the anti-war movement. It only gives these sick f-cks the joy of hurting someone. Special place in Hell for these scumbags.

  19. americanexpat Comment by americanexpat

    Crucifixion.

    Only one punishment stands supreme in proper recompense for such deeds.

    Oh, I don’t know. A slow, inch-by-inch, feet-first drop into an industrial wood chipper would get it done as well, and has the additional benefit of not having as many possibilities for “symbolism” by the scumbags’ group/family/bacterial colony after the fact. No bodies to dispose of, either. Just hose it down.

    If so, I got dibs on the clown in the collar. I will certainly hurt him in Jesus’ name!

    Amen, Padre.

  20. WayneB Comment by WayneB UNITED STATES

    Grr… This is practically in my backyard. I can’t believe something like that would happen around here. They better hope that if they get caught, it’s by the “proper” authorities, or else we may see a bit of Deliverance around here.

  21. LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper

    but Thursday’s incident occurred on post.

    Ok….now I know this was an Army Base….but I do know that Barksdale requires ID and Base Pass to get on base. If you are a visitor you have to check in at the Visitors Center, and you MUST have someone on base sponsor you, unless you are only going to the 8th Air Force Museum which is just inside the North Gate. If you are coming onto the base with a military member, you still have to show ID. If for some reason I have to go pick M up at work when he’s on base, he has to call the front gate, they have to have my name on a list and I have to show ID, proof of auto insurance, and registration. How the hell did these scum suckers get on base in the first place? Were they active duty dirt bags? Former military with base privileges? Did someone sponsor them onto the base? Did they manage to get past security? Sounds to me like some heads need to roll for allowing a security breach such as this. :em58:

  22. madtom Comment by madtom UNITED STATES

    I dunno. Long in the past perhaps, but as I recall, base housing in Norfolk wasn’t actually inside the gates.

    Only O residences and E barracks were actually ‘on base’. Still doesn’t excuse the ….(whatever) from the travesty they have perported.

  23. LC_Salgak Comment by LC_Salgak

    LC Duncan sez:

    Now I’m an Air Force guy, and I know this occurred on an Army post, but I am still pretty sure that Family Housing is in a more secure area where only those with valid military or civilian-employee credentials can enter. Should get some suspect sketches up and see if they can smoke these punks out.
    And there can only be one reason to do this…. to cause families pain. It doesn’t further the anti-war movement. It only gives these sick f-cks the joy of hurting someone. Special place in Hell for these scumbags.

    No, you can easily get in with valid-looking credentials. I was involved with a Pen Test at an un-named military facility, we got past the guards easily with faked cards with names like Homer Simpson and Fred Flintstone under normal, everyday conditions. It took all of 2-3 hours to make some cards that you’d be hard-pressed to differentiate from the real thing without at least a good magnifying glass. . . and scratch ‘em up and dirty them a bit, and fold a corner or two, and they’d never give it a second look.

    Me, I thought they’d tumble to the “new plastic” smell of a freshly-laminated document, but they didn’t even notice. .

  24. Jon the Imperial Hunter Comment by Jon the Imperial Hunter

    Even at this late hour, I remain simply astounded that we’re even talking about electing somebody named Obamasama Hussein, and with all his bagqage, President of the USA.

    About equal to my disgust at this incident and my hatred and loathing for the Traitor Left (pardon the redundancy).

    Death to the Left!

  25. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

    What do they have to gain?

    A few years in the Federal pen.

  26. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Death to the Left!

    Don’t worry. They’ll inflict that on themselves.

  27. LC FORGER - Imperial Blacksmith Comment by LC FORGER - Imperial Blacksmith

    Getting on base is child’s play to someone who is halfway dedicated to do it.

    Dick Marcinko and his “Red Cell” made it into Navy Nuke weapon lockers and “destroyed” or “stole” from them with nothing more than a good line of bullshit and half-assed papers…

    These cocksuckers should be hunted down and burned at the stake.

  28. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

    Naah put em in the fed.

  29. LC Boats Comment by LC Boats

    :em96: The idea of feeding these two into a chipper sounds good to me but we need to come up with someting that would take a few days even if we had to have a doc handy to keep them alive and awake–slime ball pieces of :em72:

  30. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider UNITED STATES

    we need to come up with someting that would take a few days even if we had to have a doc handy to keep them alive and awake

    That’s easy.

    Strap them to a operating table. Slice off a toe and wait an hour. Smile at the poor bastard and slice off another toe. When you are out of toes, slice off the fingers.

    Cauterize the wounds with a blowtorch.

    Then the genitals.

    Then the feet, then the hands, then the legs, oh, you get the point.

    But keep the bastard alive and aware. Keep smiling as you reach for another body part.

    Then bill his relatives for the series of operations you just had to perform.

  31. peppersagooddog Comment by peppersagooddog UNITED STATES

    This just makes me so ill I can’t think of a proper retribution as of yet.
    Though I like a few of the things mentioned, I wouldn’t want them to have the privilege of feeling like a martyr. Nothing short of breaking their heart (do they have one?) in the most devistating fashion, then humiliation by those they thought would respect these actions, THEN death would be worthy of these fools. The depravity of these cretins actually scares me some, as I would not have fathomed such callous disregard for another person.
    Is this the Tribulation?

  32. LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge Comment by LC Darth Scoundrel, Dark Lord of the Refuge UNITED STATES

    If so, I got dibs on the clown in the collar. I will certainly hurt him in Jesus’ name!

    We’ll hold them for you Padre.

    I think a long time in a small jail cell somewhere in Kansas would do the trick. Hold them until they’re so old and gray that their own family has forgotten about them.

  33. Proud Infidel Comment by Proud Infidel

    Just let me take them both into downtown Kabul on a Thursday night, and I’d leave ‘em both tied and cuffed to a telephone pole, bent over and with their pants pulled down, the hadjis would have a ball on them, oh, and I’d make sure they were wearing Russian military uniforms as well, that would guarantee a painful death once they’d been hadji’s “POOSHT”

  34. Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob Comment by Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob UNITED STATES

    Here is yet another demonstration of “tolerance” and “sophistication” of leftard anti-war subhuman scum. I am 99.9% sure these two pieces of shit were leftards, staging a “protest”. As to worthy punishment… Sit them down on a tree stump, with their nuts and dicks nailed to it, and set the motherfuckers on fire.

  35. Wrenchbender130 Comment by Wrenchbender130 UNITED STATES

    LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:

    but Thursday’s incident occurred on post.
    Ok….now I know this was an Army Base….but I do know that Barksdale requires ID and Base Pass to get on base. If you are a visitor you have to check in at the Visitors Center, and you MUST have someone on base sponsor you, unless you are only going to the 8th Air Force Museum which is just inside the North Gate….

    You guys are assuming they went through the gate. I went tdy to a certain AFB about 6-7 years back and the fence surrounding the base (From what I could see) was a 30-40 year old chain link fence that was about waist high. Not exactly hard to infiltrate.

  36. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    FYI…it’s an Air Force or Navy BASE…an Army POST…that being said and having been stationed at Ft Campbell, it used to be an ‘open’ post (meaning anyone with a valid US driver’s ID could enter), but I have heard it is a closed post now (meaning you need a military ID to get in).

    But sadly, anyone with Google Earth and a double digit IQ can infiltrate almost any military instillation we have CONUS. :em98:

  37. Jon the Imperial Hunter Comment by Jon the Imperial Hunter

    @ LC Gunsniper:

    LC Gunsniper sez:

    Don’t worry. They’ll inflict that on themselves.

    No doubt, but they’re taking us all down with them. I’d like to pre-empt that. You know, hurry them along… without US.

    As to a fitting end for these scum… Torture is out. Yes, I know you’re all just venting rage, hyperbolic fulminations, but anyone unfamiliar with this site would assess that you’re no better than the objects of your exasperation.

    The most effective thing to do with these vermin, in terms of our long term battle with the left, would be to arrest, try and imprison them very, very publicly. The Rule of Law, the American Way, for which we on The Right stand firm. Expose the left for what it is, humiliate them, tie them in to Code Pink or whatever, give an unspinable example to the brainwashed public.

    Chances of this happening? Not many. In lieu of this ideal outcome, hunt them down privately and kill them, hopefully in the company of whatever cell in the hive they inhabit, along with all their kind.

  38. Unregistered Comment by Interpretive Clog Dancer UNITED STATES

    @ Princess Natasha, Resident Crazy Cat-Lady and Alcohol Snob:

    There’s a chance, perhaps, but I doubt it was a protest. I can’t imagine anyone believing a stunt like that would change anyone’s mind.

  39. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician Comment by LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician

    Jon is right. Damnit.

  40. deMontjoie Comment by deMontjoie UNITED STATES

    I hate to give credit to the Scandis, but I suggest the following two solution-options:

    Blood Eagle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

    Crab Stakes: Staking them out in the crab-infested shallows at low-tide. Then, as the tide rolls-in, the crabs can feed — sloooowly.

    Those Scandis have some good ideas from time-to-time, despite lutefisk.

  41. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986 UNITED STATES

    MasterGuns, Imperial Swampmaster sez:

    I’ll bet you 100 bucks against a turd that they are somehow connected to Code Pink and others of that ilk.
    Clogger……..I can’t believe I actually agree with you about something.
    Semper Fi

    MasterGuns is right….odds are fairly good Code Pink is connected to this one way or another. Even if they didn’t actually send the impostors, they had to have at least encouraged this sick stunt.

  42. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

    But yeah, family housing on an Army post looks like a neighborhood, not a secure facility.

    ‘Course, I only know this from cleaning the CG’s yard while in AIT. But his wife made cookies….

  43. Special Ed, Half-Vast Conspirator Comment by Special Ed, Half-Vast Conspirator UNITED STATES

    Yes, as a retired MP, Army posts are not terribly difficult to penetrate, same as most bases of the other services.

    Good Regular Army MPs would most likely apprehend and process these shitbirds. With any luck, a Guard or Reserve unit MP patrol found them …

    Such filth should be destroyed, not tortured. It degrades the torturer and dignifies the filth. Kill it, bury it, and speak of it no more.

  44. Unregistered Comment by LC Curmudgeon Imperial Bard UNITED STATES

    Putting them through a wood chipper while wholly appropriate would be highly inconvenient. You’d give every carrion crow and buzzard in the area diarhea, and the car washes would have to operate 24/7.

  45. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. UNITED STATES

    Gunsniper

    Impostors, chainsaw, garbage bags, several deep holes in different counties. Some assembly disassembly required.

    Fixed it fer ya, bud.

    As to what to do with them? Once found, you just follow the S-cubed rule.

    Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.

    Much more effective if they just disappear into thin air.

    (although I could go for leaving them stripped and stretched over a rock in the Mojave, with the sun rising…)

  46. psychochick, LC Comment by psychochick, LC

    Boy, that meets my definition of heinous. I’m glad the family was suspicious and not freaked out.

  47. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX UNITED STATES

    If they had pulled this on my mom while my brother was deployed, I would’ve taken their heads off with a table saw and put ‘em on spikes in the yard. Discourages that sort of thing.

    Of course, wearing “dress green” should’ve been a clue. The Army switched to blue. :P

    (If I wanted to wear blue, I would’ve joined the Air Force!) :em02:

    FrJim sez:

    I think I am the only military chaplain who posts here, right?
    If so, I got dibs on the clown in the collar. I will certainly hurt him in Jesus’ name!
    -Jim+

    “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.”

  48. LC Jennifer Comment by LC Jennifer UNITED STATES

    Sick bastards. There’s a special place in hell for these people. That place is eternal and will wait for them no matter what vehicle takes them there. I can be patient. God’s wrath is much greater than my own.

  49. Unregistered Comment by mousseman SWITZERLAND

    Scaphism all the way. Else, force them to listen to “Kastelruther Spatzen”.

    Down here, we still debate which death is more painful and horrid.