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“Maverick” My Aching Arse
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Politics, RINOs, Spineless Fucks6:47 PM
As we’re sure you’re aware, disgruntled McCain staffers have been leaking various smears about Governor Palin, one more incredibly incredulous than the other, over the last couple of days.
What kinds of smears? Well, there’s the “she doesn’t know Africa is a continent“, for one. Or how about her scandalous “uncommon” behavior when she, running a bit late, got out of the shower in a bathrobe and let her staffers into the hotel suite rather than leaving them in the hallway.
Why, why… The shameless HUSSY!
It’d be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.
But where is the “Maverick” in all of this? Nowhere to be found. His staffers are spreading lies about his VP pick like crazy, but the “brave” Maverick can’t find it in himself to tell his own employees to shut up already and quit character assassinating his own pick. As a matter of fact, the only person in the McCain camp who stood up for her, one Randy Scheunemann, was first reported to have been fired for “disloyalty” and then, later on, claimed that he hadn’t been. Who knows?
All we know is that our Imperial Mother told us to stand up for ladies when they are attacked, but obviously that’s not something that appears in the McCain family curriculum.
Call us when you find your balls, you clown.
Of course, what’s going on here is obvious: The RNCC clownshoes are gearing up for a repeat in 2012. Once more, they’ll do their damndest to foist some limpdick “moderate conservative” on us so we can get beaten again. Heaven forbid that the only party offering an option different from Socialism should actually run a conservative like, *shudder!*, Reagan. Because we all know what a miserable failure he was, don’t we?
No, let’s have another McBushCain begging for votes he’ll never get while pissing off the only reliable voters the GOP has.
That, and they need a scapegoat for their own blithering, aimless, incompetent three-ring circus of a campaign. So why not go after Governor Palin? That way you get to stomp on yet another conservative while simultaneously avoiding the horror of somebody noticing that the blundering buttskates running the McCain campaign were the ones that led us to this result.
And meanwhile, the “honorable” McCain hides in his room while the lady without whom his loss would have looked like Carter’s is being savaged by his lackeys.
You stay classy, “Maverick.”
And stay the fuck away. Forever.
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F*cking dumbass bastard. He manages to get FOUR stinking states to jump in front of the line to get his stinking liberal ass nominated before any of the rest of us have a chance to have a fair vote. THEN he runs a lukewarm “Lets just play nice” campaign that was sure to see him lose (which I think was the plan all along). Then the one person who gave his lousy ass more credibility with the very people he had stabbed in the back for years gets stabbed back after he makes sure Obamination waltzes into the White House. I hope this bastard rots into the background real soon. It’s bad enough we had to hold our noses to vote for him to make sure that not only Sarah had a chance in 2012, but we had to try to keep that Marxist bastard out of the White House, now he’s already trying to sabotage her and stab us in the back again.
Did I mention he was a f*cking dumbass bastard? :em72:
November 6th, 2008 at 6:53 PMUsing
THANK YOU!!!! I’ve been absolutely incensed and disgusted by these craven and dishonorable attacks on Gov. Palin!
November 6th, 2008 at 6:54 PMUsing
Republicans have finally turned into Democrats…
… Which is one of the BIGGEST reasons we lost this election, you friggin’ morons! Via Ace, Michelle, and Redstate among many others, I hear of “anonymous” staffers from the McCain campaign trashing Gov/ Sarah Palin. Ace says: Here’s a story these…
November 6th, 2008 at 7:04 PMUsing Unknown browser
This PDS amongst the RINOs may be of some use … the clowns we need to remove from the party are identifying themselves.
Operation Leper is ready to launch.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:07 PMUsing
This is appalling - the bit about “Palin: If I cost McCain even one vote, I’m sorry”?? SARAH - YOU are the only reason half the people who voted FOR him bothered to show up AT ALL - don’t you know that??? Please, do not be sorry; he should be kissing YOUR ass, not the other way around. People were falling ASLEEP at his rallies in droves (the few who attended) until he announced you.
Oh my God; I’m disgusted by this. Holy hell. Fox can kiss my fat ass and McCain indeed better stay the hell away FOREVER this time. He’s done enough damage in the last 30 years. You don’t relentlessly attack a party for 30 years and then say “Elect me, party!”
November 6th, 2008 at 7:13 PMUsing
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
What was it you called him again? :em95:
November 6th, 2008 at 7:16 PMUsing
You bet I won’t be voting for Whatsisface for Senator. Looks like the RNC is trying to torpedo any chance of Gov Palin running for a national office. Perhaps those in power in the RNC are scared after seeing how popular a real conservative is with the people.
I agree
I just don’t think they realized how Gov Palin would energize the people with hope for a conservative future. I was one of those that voted because of Gov Palin otherwise I would have stayed home.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:18 PMUsing
AnnieMcPhee sez:
*I* sure didn’t vote for McCain. I voted for Saracuda, and if she runs in 2012, she’ll have my FULL support!
Palin/Jindal ‘12
November 6th, 2008 at 7:19 PMUsing
Maybe a letter bomb campaign (a good one) for Governor Palin with encouragement? Anyone know where we can write her?
November 6th, 2008 at 7:20 PMUsing
I’m beginning to think this whole 2008 election cycle was a scam on both sides of the aisle. There was no actual election, just an elaborate ruse set up by the donks and their donkpublican allies while they hand the Presidency over to jugears on a silver platter.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:22 PMUsing
This is nothing more than the jerking and twitching of the RNC corpse. Give it a week or so - then they’ll just stink but at least they’ll be quiet.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:23 PMUsing
Palin does not need to apologize for being better than M.C. Cain. She was an undeniable net gain, and the country sure could use more candidates with her principles. And track record, for that matter. Washington needs some Janitors from Hell.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:23 PMUsing
Michelle Malkin started a petition to get our words of support to Sarah Palin:
Thank You Sarah Palin
November 6th, 2008 at 7:24 PMUsing
LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:
That’s exactly what I’m talking about. You are FAR from alone there; like I said, I was watching all those pictures of a tiny handful of people at each of his rallies, sleeping in their fold-up chairs. Palin was the only one that most people were voting for (I didn’t even give a damn about the election until she was announced - McCain was the worst possible candidate except for Ron Paul out of the entire damn lot of them) and if she feels sorry, I’m REALLY disgusted. She has nothing -NOTHING to be sorry for. I want her back in 2012 too; and while I’d be just as happy to see any Reaganesque leader emerge; it might just as well be her.
Poor woman…to have to feel sorry to these fuckers after all she’s done for them
November 6th, 2008 at 7:30 PMUsing
I know this could make me sound stupid or immature or uninformed, but this is an attempt to remedy it…
November 6th, 2008 at 7:45 PMI’ve only really been focusing on prominent politics and their politicians being an election and all, and ive only really started to get informed in the past 8 months. after all im only a teenager…
I want to know more about Bobby Jindal, I dont know anything about him. I’d ask my dad, he knows, but he’s on a family-business trip, and my mom’s rather busy.
so. about Jindal, wheres he from, and whats his history…
thanks LCs. I can use this information to inform my republican friends, and everyone shall benefit. :em93:
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I suspect you’ll find his bio on the Louisiana website. I’d recommend Wikipedia, but they can’t be trusted.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:48 PMUsing
So…if fuckhead McCain and all his ilk want to cross the aisles SO BAD, why the hell don’t they CROSS the aisle and STAY the fuck over there? Cross it, sit down and STAY PUT. Assholes. Seriously.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:49 PMUsing
And teenconservative, if you want to claim the LC tag, go to your profile on the left sidebar, and type it in next to your name. I think you have to click twice or something, but you’ll figure it out.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:49 PMUsing
@ AnnieMcPhee:
November 6th, 2008 at 7:50 PMCome on, Annie, don’t hold back! Tell us how you REALLY feel. :em03:
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Ack. Louisiana has the worst website evah! If there’s a bio on bobby, it’s harder than heck to find…unless i’m going blind..
November 6th, 2008 at 7:54 PMUsing
lol SkyeChild. I can’t help it.
What is the LC title about? Inquiring noobs want to know.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:57 PMUsing
@ LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun:
I think she said
Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper , did I get that right?
November 6th, 2008 at 7:57 PMUsing
LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:
Just try his own site instead. :em02:
November 6th, 2008 at 7:57 PMUsing
I never understood how people could call McCain honorable. He is the very antithesis of the word. If a policeman sees a burglary taking place right in front of him, does he just stand there or does he do something about it? After all, his job is take action.
McCain was “hired” during the nominating process, to do a job. He decided to be derelict in his duty as our nominee when there were others who were more qualified and more than willing to step up and take action had they been nominated.
McCain is, as many of us here have said several times, a loathsome, pathetic individual. I hope some principled conservative runs against him in AZ and sends him to the old folks home for loser RINOs.
He may have once fought for his country but that was a LOONG time ago. I consider McCain to be akin to John Murtha and that may be an insult to Murtha. Both were once American fighting men. Now both are traitors to the cause.
Still, that does not stop me from praying for both of their souls.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:59 PMUsing
teenconservative sez:
Hey, the best way to be informed is to ask questions TC. You’re already showing that you’re smarter than the average teen.
Since I’m in Louisiana I’ll give you a run down on Bobby.
He was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He is the son of immigrant parents from Punjab India. He was raised Hindu but converted to Catholicism in High School. He is married to Supriya another child of Indian Immigrants. They have three children (the youngest that Bobby delivered himself when Supriya went into labor early).
Bobby’s real name is Piyush. He picked up the name Bobby from the Brady Bunch as a child and insisted on being called that. He is one hell of a smart man. Rock solid Conservative. He recently won the Governorship of Louisiana (one of the most Liberal strongholds) with one of the highest election wins without a runoff in Louisiana in several decades and is the first non-white Governor of Louisiana since the Reconstruction. He’s the youngest sitting Governor in the United States. He’s managed to pass within two months of taking office one of the most transparent and strictest Ethics bill in the nation. I voted for him, and have every intention of voting for him if he runs for President (or gets picked for VP next go around)
You can see more details here at Wiki, and the Governor’s website. :em69:
November 6th, 2008 at 8:01 PMUsing
TC & Annie: Although some may claim the LC title on their own, ideally you should have the Emperor himself bestow it. Remember, LC status tells others that you can carry a cluebat and you’re not afraid to use it.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:02 PMUsing
AnnieMcPhee sez:
Annie you really shouldn’t hold back like that. Bad for your blood pressure. :em99:
It stands for Loyal Citizen. If you feel at home here, love this country like the rest of us, and think DOG is the Cat’s Pajamas you are welcome to claim it. :em99:
November 6th, 2008 at 8:07 PMUsing
Imperial Librarian Azygos sez:
I suspect that you are correct. As I said in an earlier thread, I think you are going to find a lot of RNC soul-searching over the next several months, and you are probably not going to like the end result.
It isn’t lost on the RNC that the country as a whole is shifting back towards the Left, after an almost three-decade shift towards the Right. They have lost two cycles in a row, and they are on track to lose more if they don’t adapt quickly.
Where does that leave a lot of people here?
The Constitutional Party. I don’t see it becoming all that big, but at least it fits your point of view better than what the RNC will most likely become.
Palin will end up like Bob Miller.
Who was Bob Miller? Exactly my point.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:15 PMUsing
Given that I myself had no Idea who was this Jindal guy people went calling for… I went and had a look myself as well. I especially liked the support for the Chemical Castration Act. :em02: Finally a penalty besides death for those scum that I can agree on, to hell with using your guys money :em41: , and mine up here (when I have a job again anyway) to sit them down and waste countless hours “reprogramming” them. Seeing as it seldom if at all works.
:em93:
Anyway, YES to the OP. Palin has absolutely nothing to apologize for, and the scum who do this to her can honestly go die. In a meat grinder. Feet first. On Caffeine so they can’t black out. :em58:
I’d pull for Palin/Jindal or the inverse ( as much as i realistically can, but then again… 4 years and I’ll be graduated with a BEng.. so who knows? I can claim inherited(or whatever it’s called, I can’t remember atm) citizenship due to my Father being born in Tampa), but don’t be too closed minded, not everyone is a John McCain. Hope to see this all again first in 2010 when HopeyMcChangeitude has proven to be yet another false witness of the never-did-friggin-exist-you-idiots utopia, and he learns first hand what Free Men think of it when they come back to their senses. :em99:
November 6th, 2008 at 8:19 PMUsing
@ LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper:
November 6th, 2008 at 8:22 PMThanks, Ive just clicked on a couple of the sidebars on the website, education, and social services. He seems great. And a governor of a state that requires a good government, being a disaster prone area. I shall keep him on the top of my list of politicians. Right along Fred and Sarah. Is there anyone else that may look promising that I may need to know about? anyone think anyone from the ‘08 selection would be good? i think we should look for new, but we need experience as well.
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I’m thoroughly convinced that it is officially time for conservatives to abandon the Republican party. Let the milquetoast “centrists” have it!
The RNC is at or below ground zero now, anyway. Why should we invest effort, time and money in rebuilding it - especially when we would constantly be subjected to infighting and sabotage from the RINOs?!?! Fuck ‘em! Conservatives need to claim our own ground, and not give an inch to anyone who isn’t solidly and boldly conservative.
I’m not completely aware of what efforts are already underway … but we need to stay away from nutjobs like Buchanan and Barr, too.
So … what shall we call the party that will nominate Sarah Palin when she wins the White House in ‘12??? The Federalist Party? Conservative American Party? Constitutionalist Party?
November 6th, 2008 at 8:27 PMUsing
Deej, (can i call you deej? im new, and young, so i dont want to be disrespectful)
I think this election just shoved the conservative base out of the slipping hands of the RNC. the RNC should be losing all power it has left over after the ‘08 election the ‘10 elections, and will be replaced with a new party. A party that doesnt have its head shoved up its ass. the RNC is just too old. It’s gone bad, its gotten polluted. we need to change the filters. :em72:
they should call the renewed party the Lincoln party!
November 6th, 2008 at 8:30 PMUsing
Correct me if Im wrong but didnt palin have a good rep for corruption fighting in Alaska? Didnt she upset the cosy “good old boys’ club that ran the state for years?
I remember reading something along those lines a while back.
Gee I wonder what the connection could be between a known corruption fighter and a sabotage attempt on her future chances?????
It may be painful but this is when it would be the best time for any secrets to be leaked about the repubs. The press could actualy legitimately target the corrupt with the help of non-RINOS such as gather here. Fuck em, the party has corruption it weakens everyone.
Does anyone here know personaly of corrupt or unethical behaviour by RINOS? Should it be a priority to hold your nose and tell the press so they can be forced out??
November 6th, 2008 at 8:36 PMUsing
@teenconservative:
Jindal is not unlike Sarah Palin 3 months ago. In fact, he was the “other” young, non-traditional, conservative candidate McCain could have picked. He didn’t because he was only elected governor a year ago giving him even less experience than Palin, or maybe another reason (or non-reason, who knows what goes through McCain’s head).
Unfortunately, that means we can’t help you out too much. Like Palin a few months ago - and Obama right now - only basic things are known about him. He hasn’t had the MSM digging through his garbage.
Annie: Loyal Citizen (of the Empire) (or of the Republic if you insist, although one shouldn’t say that aloud to His Majesty, lest he invite you to visit the Imperial
Interrogation ChamberInformation Center).LC-hood can be self-assigned to your own name to proclaim your citizenship, or not. His Majesty and other members of the Empire know LCs when they see them. I don’t add it to mine because I use this handle on a bunch of sites and like to keep things simple.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:51 PMUsing
LC GodIsMyJudge sez:
Ah well that’s fair; thanks. And thanks to the others who clued me in
I do love this country, and God knows I want the founding principles and the constitution back in place instead of shredded every day. Cluebats are essential in this ongoing fight, now that we’re in temporary exile 
I’m as anti-leftist as they come, so that might help :em58:
November 6th, 2008 at 8:58 PMUsing
Does anyone know how to send Sarah Palin an email? I tried her personal account, the one that was hacked, but apparently it was closed. I want to tell her that if it wasn’t for her i would not have even registered.
I love this woman!
As for McCain, good riddance, go back to being a RINO.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:01 PMUsing
DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
DJ, I see where you (and an awful lot of Republicans in all four corners of the party) are going with this, but A Funny Thing will most likely happen to any attempt to wildly recast the Republican party. You know, the proverbial Funny Thing, the one that takes place at the ballot box.
It doesn’t really matter what the various thumb-suckers decide in the two year off-period. Candidates cater to voters, not the other way around. Even more so in the presidential race. Look at what McCain did earlier this year. He was literally bankrupt until New Hampshire. Look at what happened to Obama after Iowa. The political money follows success. EDIT: I realize that sounds like a contradiction from candidates catering to voters. What I mean is voters pick the candidate they want and the money follows that (those) guy (guys) (gals), not the agenda dictated from the top, as the 18 million +1% Obama primary voters can attest to
As for Congress, the way to get elected has not changed: be (or claim to be) what voters want but your opponent isn’t.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:04 PMUsing
AnnieMcPhee sez:
I see they’ve already told you. Yes, if you believe you are one, then you ARE one. As I’ve said before, nobody in their right minds would self-identify with us unless they ARE one of us. The willingness to pick up the moniker is the test itself
But if it pleaseth you, and based on your comments since you arrived, then I most definitely believe that you have all it takes to be one. And people who fit that description, ARE.
Wear it if you wish, and wear it with pride.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:04 PMUsing
I don’t see the country as a whole tending more to the left from where I sit, but the RNC certainly is. Reminds me of that old line — I didn’t leave the Party; the Party left me!
I’ve started looking at the NFRA myself.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:06 PMUsing
@ DJ Allyn, ITW:
November 6th, 2008 at 9:08 PMIm basically trying to say: The RNC is shot. its going to be replaced, lets hope it doesnt disappear completely, all the “Mavericks”, and RINO’s can stay clinging on, so as not to foul our waters . And not with the “Consitituition party”. its going to be replaced with a new party that matches what conservative republicans who deserve the title believe.
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Omigosh, that was quick - thanks!! I’ll be happy to
As to party identification…God, that’s a tough one. I like the Constitution Party (Constitutionalist? I can’t remember now) though I have about one issue where I don’t agree with them, and can definitely overlook that. But trying to raise up a third party and elect someone? All things are possible, but…dang. Then again after what the hell they did to Fred Thompson, who was IMO the absolute best candidate (and won the economics debate hands DOWN) maybe it is necessary. That one’s above my pay grade lol.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:11 PMUsing
@ Emperor Misha I:
AMEN, Mish!!!! A-fucking-MEN!
November 6th, 2008 at 9:12 PMUsing
There’s always been a bunch of Republicans who literally “go along to get along,” who view their Congressional offices as memberships in an exclusive social club. I recall the articles in the Washington Post since 1994 about Republicans who are saddened that partisanship had interfered with their friendly hob-nobbing with Democrats and wished for the good old days when they were in the (ineffective) political minority, but the social scene was so much more to their liking.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:13 PMUsing
I’m also wondering if Palin won’t just say screw it and go in for the AIP now. What ever happened to state’s rights anyway?
November 6th, 2008 at 9:14 PMUsing
LC Nicki, the resident Misanthropic Bitch sez:
I thought you might agree, sestra.
I don’t care where the fuck that spineless, bumbling cur goes, as long as he doesn’t ever dare darken my proverbial doorstep again, hat in hand.
On the other hand, if he does, then I’ll at least have the deep, lasting pleasure of slamming the door in his face and breaking his nose.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:15 PMUsing
I never felt the need to put LC by my name………..my title varies eg Imperial Swampmaster but my name, MasterGuns never has.
Always remember:
Patriotism is not a belief, a duty, nor an anachronism. It is a way of life to be led with honor.
Semper Fi
November 6th, 2008 at 9:15 PMUsing
Emperor Misha I sez:
As I commented in the Imperial open thread (I think) at the time of his concession, how fitting is it that his last act as a relevant Republican pol was to slap his despised base (who worked so hard for him) in the face by scolding them for booing at Obama.
EDIT: The media was watchin, dontcha know.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:19 PMUsing
At what point in being in the Empire does one pick an Imperial title?
November 6th, 2008 at 9:21 PMI was trying to think of one that would fit me. but i dont want to rush into it if timing is inappropiate.
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Well being the racist, ignorant, redneck, Bible clinging gun lover that I am, I’m rather partial to Michael Steele.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:22 PMUsing
Well masterguns, I’m only in my 40s; it feels like I’ve just begun fighting. I’m noways tired…yet it’s not only McCain but so many of these politicians who just aren’t willing to fight for what’s right. It’s nice to see people who aren’t willing to cede every inch of ground, so I get excited
When McCain stood up there and looked like he wanted to SLAP the crowd (like he HATED them) for booing Obama, I near about popped a freaking gasket. If I could have bitch-slapped him HARD right then I would have, old or not. It’s infuriating.
And believe me I don’t like to be pissed all the time; but I don’t want to lose my fire either.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:22 PMUsing
@ LC teenconservative:
November 6th, 2008 at 9:25 PMThere are no rules (except, of course, for those Edicts issued by His Majesty), but I would wait until you’ve hung around for awhile and picked up the lingo. Terminology gets…creative, around these parts.
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LC teenconservative:
Pick your own title……I always do and His Imperial Majesty has not yet banned me(probably because I have some toys he wants to play with and I make booze).
Semper Fi
November 6th, 2008 at 9:31 PMUsing
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
It’s probably better not to get too fixated on one person. Once you start asking yourself “what can I do or say to get this person elected,” factionalism starts in, and I think it’s too early for that. We should at least wait to see what the ‘10 elections bring. Campaigns (that you can support and donate to) don’t even start up until the January after that.
53% of primary voters voted against John McCain, yet he was still the nominee. I’m not sure what relevance that has with such a sad sack list of competitors this year, but surely it counsels prudence of some kind.
That said, there’s nothing wrong with making a list. :em93: God willing, Mitt Romney will be the worst alternative in the field in ‘12, not the best.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:35 PMUsing
@ hitnrun:
November 6th, 2008 at 9:39 PMAlrighty. I’ve been around without making myself a username for a bit, but like you say, I haven’t picked up everything.
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Oh I certainly don’t get fixated. Too many variables between now and then. The person decides not to run, doesn’t make it past the primaries, can’t take the bashing…..everything changes way too quickly. I just like to have a good list of those to keep an eye on that I believe would be good candidates to back, and I happen to like Michael Steele. :em93:
November 6th, 2008 at 9:43 PMUsing
You know what? I have to say this. I’m not drunk or anything - just working my second job. I love you guys! Really! I can’t even count the number of spit takes I’ve done reading this site since I discovered it last year during my deployment, and you guys have kept me laughing ever since. I can’t voice my appreciation enough. Y’all are really fucking awesome! And I couldn’t have asked for a better brother than Misha!
I’m spreading the fucking love here! :em03: You guys are the best!!!
November 6th, 2008 at 9:43 PMUsing
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
Heheh, I think I have an idea of what hypothetical “person” you’re talking about there.
And yeah, that’s why I prescribe patience. 2012 won’t be as bad as last time, when we were forced to chose between Fuckabee and Mittens and the gleeful backstabber himself before a hypothetical person came along (for awhile).
Got any links to Michael Steele?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:05 PMUsing
@ LC Nicki, the resident Misanthropic Bitch:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:06 PM:em03:
(for me those bottles would be soda or something)
I’m not calling myself one of you guys yet so i better talk now.
I started reading the site regularly early July. I’d been witnessing the patriotic compatriotism you all enjoy here and I couldnt resist joining in. Its odd and very cool to start to be in on it, you all have greatly influenced and reassured my political views. It reflects what my parents and I think, and its lame when you just go by what your parents think, cuz they may not have it right. But you’ve all convinced me my parents and I have the right ideas, so im not being narrowminded. By today’s standards I shouldnt even care about politics, cuz I can’t even vote…
Thanks for that guys.
And Misha, if i may dare to address you… You have amazing writing skills. Very powerful voice. It always puts a smile on my face when I read something that I agree with and think, I couldn’t sum that thought up in my own head in any better form.
Long Live the Rott Empire :em93:
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I really wonder what that fuckin’ “staffer” had on his brain. The McCain staff ran the most lame-ass, limp dick campaign I ever saw. Makes me wonder how long the little puke would cry into his/her pillow after a good ole country bitch slappin’. That campaign was a total flop from the get-go. Sarah HAD THE PEOPLE. By the time 2012 comes around, if she plays her cards right, she’ll be prez by a landslide. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!
November 6th, 2008 at 10:08 PMUsing
Getting here a little late for the party, but I’ve been busy trying to compose a letter to the RNC that wouldn’t require an asbestos envelope. Finally got it finished, condensed down to two pages of 93%Sulphuric Acid, and sent it out this evening.
Pointed out that 1. Half the votes McCain pulled in were because of Sarah Palin
2. Most of the other half were not pro-McCain, but anti-Obama
3. Until they can get their heads out of whatever orifice it is currently lodged in, and support the conservative principles this party was based on, and quit screwing over their core voting base by foisting off half-assed “Democrat-Lite” candidates, they need not ask for, not expect one red cent, one second of time, or one drop of sweat from me on their behalf.
4. That whoever selected McCain’s staff should be horse-whipped, tarred-and-feathered and ridden out of town on a rail. Then fired, preferably from a 16″ naval gun, because the staff he had couldn’t be trusted to run a one-hole outhouse.
5. That Sarah Palin was this one bright spot, (and only bright PERSON) on either ticket, and if the RNC tried to blame this mess on her, they are even stupider than I had previously imagined.
Thanks, I feel better!
OT How come my signature doesn’t have an American Flag? Who’d I piss off?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:12 PMUsing
Annie, you can also claim the status of GLOR, (glorious lady of the realm (or Rott)) if you so wish, too.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:22 PMUsing
@ LC teenconservative:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:24 PMAre you sure you’re just a kid? You make WAY too much sense. :em93: TC, depending on how Jindal does with Louisiana (and he seems to have passed a major test with hurricane Gustav), I think he may be just the one we need on the stage in ‘12.
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LC teenconservative sez:
You just did, didn’t you?
See, other LCs?
Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout! THAT’S how it’s done! :em93:
Seriously: Thanks. That means a lot to me, even though I’m not sure I’m quite deserving of it and, besides, now I have to ditch my old Stetson and buy a new, bigger one
Let me say this in return, and that is part of why I appreciate it so much: I always find it extremely encouraging when we have fine, young, smart people like yourself join. It gives me hope.
Because, let’s face it, if us old grumpy bitter-clingers are the last there are, then we’re all fucked. We need you youngsters one heck of a lot more than you need us. You’re the ones we’ll need when it comes time for the torch to be passed, and if there aren’t any of you around then…
You’re the ones who’ll be charged with shaping this great nation of ours in years to come and with cleaning up the mess we old farts have made of things, for which I apologize. We did our best, but the dregs of ‘68 just kept getting in the way, puking and shitting all over the place faster than we could shovel. That, and we were a bit slow on the uptake when it came to stomp them out. Easy-going and laid-back by nature as we are, we let the damn rats fornicate and spread until the whole house was coming down around our ears when a good, healthy dose of poison would have solved the problem if we’d applied it in the beginning.
We’ll help to the best of our abilities with scraping the shit off the walls and floorboards and carrying the carcasses out to the dumpster, but we’re going to need your help.
So thank you from the bottom of my heart for stepping up and re-affirming my belief in the next generations. You’re sorely needed, and it’s one heck of a responsibility to unload on you, but I believe you’re up to it.
Let’s clean up this country!
Damn straight, Loyal Citizen! :em04:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:28 PMUsing
And they talk like Sarah Palin in a bath towel is somehow .. a BAD THING?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:31 PMUsing
Amen to that. A Palin/Steele or Steele\Palin ticket would be awesome.
TC, take heart, I’ve always been conservative and never fell for the liberal left stuff like my commie sister. Also you may get a better understanding of where we are by reading The Candy Bombers
November 6th, 2008 at 10:33 PMUsing
@ LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:34 PMIts people like my parents and yourselves who raise good sensible kids. No point in raising a generation incapable of taking care of itsself. Nowadays its something like no point in raising a generation that doesnt care enough to take care of itsself. :em04:
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Goodnight all, i must dismiss myself.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:35 PMUsing
Emperor Misha I sez:
I know the above was addressed to another than myself, but felt to add.
I have much to learn, and am very how you say? Jumping the gun? And saying things before speaking. I need to improve on this. This site has given me the desire to search things out before speaking, finding proof for my beliefs instaed of foisting them as twooth like the liberals. I must still improve, and improving I am, thanks partly to you. And mainly a great deal of respect for my Father, the man who brought me up, taught me the way of a man, and of a Christian, which i am not afraid to admit to being. Dad, if you are reading this, thank you from the bottom of my heart for brining me up the proper way, I don’t say it enough.
But I am proud to aid in the preservation of your country, which may someday, also be mine. :em04:
Thank you for the good reads everyday Sir (Misha). I believe I have learned much while being here.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:38 PMUsing
I’ve literally come out from the desert. Power plant shut down all week, and what a fun week it’s been. The desert sucks, I hope those republican bastards enjoy wandering around in it for the next few years. Least I got to come back. The tards on the a.m. radio stations are all parroting,”what do republicans need to do…”. They need to die. Every last rotten one of them. The party of Lincoln has actually won in a weird way, a black man is President. That would not have happened if the old republicans hadn’t fought for civil rights for the past 150 years. Oh, and DJ, before you try to correct me, Eisenhower did more for civil rights than Kennedy ever did. On the other hand, America’s Constitutional government died on the night of November 4th. I don’t think Lincoln had that in mind. We broke a race barrier, and adopted Marxism all at the same time. Woohoo! I laughed when I heard Russia was making moves against Poland in under 24 hours from Obama’s announcement. I cheered when I heard Isreal tell us to go to Hell because they can’t trust us. I scratched my head when France said they loved us again. After all, we bail their ass out of three wars and they hate us, so to love us we need to do????? I haven’t figured out that part, but it can’t be good. For the record, I’m not Jewish, but I will be cutting large checks to the IDF, and may they wipe every last enemy vermin they face off the planet. At least they have balls, unlike McDouche.
May the Republican party end like the Whigs. Perhaps the next party to arise from the ashes will be called the Constitutional Conservative Party, and the symbol could be a Vulture eating donkeys and elephants. Would put a shiver down any leftists spine in my opinion anyways.
I am a conservative, I have no party affiliation. Anyone I meet who, when asked, claims to be a republican, and not a conservative can go drink Drano for all I care. Not interested in people who wish to become serfs. November 4th was the equivalent of the nation playing Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? and losing miserably. The Nation obviously is not.
Now, at least for me, the fun begins. I’ve been in a great mood for days, because unlike the masses, I studied history. I know what’s coming (and knowing is half the battle, haha) and am having a ball watching it unfold. Stock market tanking, news media just now asking who Obama is, Obama volunteers wondering where their paychecks are, watching the ACORN seizures and raids being forgotten…oh my, the list of what Mussolini and later Hitler did when achieving power, damn near motion for motion, word for word. I’ve got a black and brown shirt waiting, I’m covered.
Sorry for the rambling, I’ve been out in the desert sun for far too long. May tomorrow bring you another Glorious People’s Day Comrades.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:44 PMUsing
@ LC teenconservative - Yeah, you make a LOT of sense, you ask good questions, and you’ve got an excellent sense of courtesy and respect; keep it up, and you’ll go far, here. I bet some (MANY!) of the long-standing denizens will be delighted to take you under their arm and show you the various methods for a proper and righteous clue-batting.
Me, I’m more of the genteel-type, but when I get riled, I do love seeing how well I can craft a Shakespearean insult whilst calling down the wrath of G-d Himself upon craven malefactors. * :em02: * :em58:
BTW, another note about the Rott: references to our L-rd G-d are rarely-to-pretty-much-never spelled out in full. Misha, from what I understand and from what little I’m honored to know about him (he’s a great guy; lovely accent, too!), holds the Name in too much respect to ever even get near dishonoring it. Just a little point of courtesy, since you may have already wondered about the missing letters that occasionally pop up.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:45 PMUsing
@ LC teenconservative:
And, unless you have an olympic-sized swimming pool full of brain bleach, don’t EVER EVER EVER click on links by BC, Radical Redneck, or The Major.
You’ve been warned, so if you do, don’t come crying to us…
November 6th, 2008 at 10:49 PMUsing
I haven’t read all the post in this thread yet, so apologies if someone’s mentioned this already…
I’ve got an assload of Juan McVain mailings laying around here yet, as well as a bunch of RNC/RNCC ones, since I haven’t sent them shit in the last year or more. Conveniently, they are all equipped with pre-paid return envelopes. :em02: I intend to send several back, telling them in NO uncertain terms how fucked-up this campaign was and what they can do with the moderates in the party. I would encourage everyone else to do the same. :em93:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:51 PMUsing
C-M3PO’d
Make sure you put a brick in those envelopes, they have to pay by wight on those prepaid envelopes. :em03:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:56 PMUsing
Retired Spook, MSgt, USAF (Ret) sez:
I see Old Glory right there, Sarge. :em04:
November 6th, 2008 at 10:57 PMUsing
LC & IB Kat, GLOR sez:
Excellent explanation, Milady, I often get asked about that, and thank you for the kind words too. If y’all keep that up, I’m going to end up in an entirely disagreeably kind, gentle, and good-humored mood and that’s no way to run an Empire
As to the explanation of my spelling “quirk”, I absolutely must add that I in no way require or even expect anybody to do the same. It is a choice I’ve made and whether anybody around here makes the same choice is up to them. I neither hold it for or against them. Indeed, that goes for all matters of faith. It is a personal question, and as long as mutual respect is shown, I wouldn’t want it any other way.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:02 PMUsing
Wasn’t there last time I looked!! I may be old, but ain’t quite senile yet… but don’t ask The Boss about that, she might not agree.
Thanks, I feel lots better now!
I like it. Like it a lot!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:07 PMUsing
*Weight * :em98:
November 6th, 2008 at 11:10 PMUsing
Y’all think you have problems. We have to keep the old Crank (with his dumb-ass aides) as our Senator, and with his crowd down here he will get re-elected if he runs again.
He was in fact better than the “shitstain” he ran against last time and I voted for him for President (well, more for Palin than him but any thing beats teh One) our one gain might be that the One might pick our Dear Governor for a Cabinet Post.
Palin 2012 is the one bright light on the horizion but, the RINO’s have to be beaten down for it to work.
Not a third party, that will not work. Take Reagans Party back from the NE Corridor Bastards.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:19 PMUsing
Oh HELL no! I’ve been practicing my Paper Towel Tube Head Snap™ on JB just so I can try it on you the first time you make a smart ass remark after we arrive at our new abode. :em95: :em99:
November 6th, 2008 at 11:37 PMUsing
Sheesh- I duck in for a moment, and find this:
Boss, trust me, you’d rather take a 7.62 NATO round in the turnip, it’s faster and not nearly as painful. She’s got the wrist technique down cold and teaching Red as well. Let’s hope she doesn’t corrupt the Empress with the same, un-lady like habits.
*poof*
November 6th, 2008 at 11:43 PMUsing
Emperor Misha I sez:
Since we’re full of disclosures tonight, I discovered the Empire back around the start of the Iraq War, and I always thought the spelling of G-d was a sarcastic jibe at a certain liberal media/cultural movement’s aversion to even mentioning, much less condoning worship of, God in any way.
Then I undertook the most hideously antitheistic faith-debasing enterprise in the history of man, better known as a university-required course, where I “learned” a great many things, of which the only enlightening or useful fact was the custom in many faiths to refrain from spelling out God’s name. Which sort of makes sense, because it isn’t really “God” except in English.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:44 PMUsing
Believe it or not, I’ve been reading here on and off since about then too, hitnrun. Back when Rachel Lucas first came to my attention. For some reason I didn’t keep up with it, but I won’t be forgetting now
November 6th, 2008 at 11:53 PMAs to G-d, I first became aware of that way of writing it in ‘82, when I had a Jewish English teacher, and she did the same. I do like the idea, and do it myself sometimes. Because she explained it, I always saw it as respect towards God.
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I hope Palin doesn’t take over Steven’s seat as senator. The temptation is there for her to gain more “experience” in Washington, but the best thing for her to do is to stay away from that cesspool and concentrate on her reform governance in Alaska. While she’s there she should surround herself with economic and foreign policy experts as well as media savvy types. Let her season for 2 years or so and she’ll be a deadly candidate.
In my mind Jindal is also very promising. He’s another reform governor (with legislative experience) and is a very accomplished orator.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:07 AMUsing
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
I have a j-swing/ass-wrap technique you might be interested in learning……
November 7th, 2008 at 5:06 AMUsing
No, the Communists that stole the election lied about whether they were communists or not.
But hey you’re communists, lying is a way of life with your ilk.
November 7th, 2008 at 5:15 AMUsing
@ Emperor Misha I:
[sinks into a low curtsy] Why, thank You, Milord Emperor - and please, do not melt into a pile of happy, kind goo from all our flattery. I’m sure You know that we’re all simply buttering You up simply to avoid Your dread wrath. :em01:
I’ve been here, off and on (recently more off than on, to my sorrow), for pretty much… four? years, and have always loved the rough-and-tumble, no-holds-barred, passionate patriotism here. I do confess though, I miss some of our old trolls; bashing them was quite amusing.
Ah, well, times change! And, I foresee that I’ll be swinging around and contributing far more regularly, because I’ve MISSED IT!
Anyway, much love - as always - to You, the Empress, and the Heirs, Milord… And I think I need to start on that quilt real soon if you’re going to melt into happy goo [ducks, runs, while laughing madly] :em95:
November 7th, 2008 at 6:25 AMUsing
Jeezzzzzz … when did this degenerate into a mutual admiration society???
November 7th, 2008 at 9:31 AMUsing
Palin/Rice 2012
The sun will come out tommorrow, tommorrow….
November 7th, 2008 at 9:38 AMUsing
Lucky bastards.
Now for the anti-matter to that matter…
Black Widow Obama getting out of the shower in a robe to let her staffers into the room…
Staffers - “AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! We’ll just wait in the alley out back… by the dumpster… where we’ll be :em38: :em38:…….. unsee, unsee, unsee… “
November 7th, 2008 at 10:20 AMUsing
lclizglor sez:
That the same Rice that would like Israel to stick its tongue up the Paleswinians’ ass and make yet more concessions to the fetid fucks who want to destroy them? THAT Rice? :em98:
November 7th, 2008 at 5:04 PMUsing
Dog the hatches…that’s what every gut instinct I have is telling me. What I see before us anything but pretty. Not a matter of the simple quintessential American existence. This will be quite different. I live in a survival mode now, the ant in a country full of grasshoppers… History dictates it….although I may derive a certain sadistic glee when those supporting those destroying my country suddenly realize nothing remains. A painful epiphany, and I intend to make it more so, not inclined to mercy of any sort.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:32 PMUsing
My candidates for the next election would be Bobby Jindal, Sarah Palin and Al Keyes, all of them strong conservatives. Wouldn’t that be a terrific kick in the slats for all of those liberal, left-wing illuminatis in Washington? I hope the Republicans begin thinking hard and long about these three. Looks like the MSM hasn’t been able to find any dirt on Jindal since he’s only been in office a year. But, give those slugs time!
November 8th, 2008 at 9:02 PMUsing
LC tc, you’ve got a damn good heart, and a damn good start. Welcome LC.
November 9th, 2008 at 1:16 AMUsing