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We’d already heard that the Classless Douchebag-in-Chief-Elect had apologized to Nancy Reagan for his “careless joke”, with the Obamessiah SpokesBorg adding that “the President-elect expressed his admiration and affection for Mrs. Reagan that so many Americans share and they had a warm conversation.”

So now His Imperial Majesty is completely confused, because now a longtime Reagan family friend tells us that:

“I know that he called Nancy to apologize and she was not warm to him,”

Who to believe? The Uberdouche-Elect’s SpokesMonkey or an actual Reagan family friend?

And why bother? We mean, we already knew that the Obamadouchebag was a classless, plebeian cur of the first water, and we also already knew that he lies so effortlessly and repeatedly that he makes Billy Blowjob look like a saint by comparison, so it’s not like we’ve learned something new here.

The issue here isn’t whether he was deliberately, maliciously trying to piss on Mrs. Reagan, we don’t think that he was. He’s simply not intelligent enough to come up with an off-the-cuff spank like that, it’s about what he considers “funny” and, what’s worse, the kinds of verbal diarrhea we can expect from him when he has to deal with and respond to foreign leaders without a teleprompter strapped to his ugly mug.

That, and it is, at least in civilized, educated company, considered uncouth to laugh nervously at your own jokes. If you feel that you absolutely must signal when your audience is supposed to laugh because you made a funny, then maybe it wasn’t all that funny to begin with.

What a boorish dolt.

12 Responses to “Who To Believe”
  1. LC AnnieMcPhee Comment by LC AnnieMcPhee UNITED STATES

    I don’t see why she SHOULD be warm to him, to tell you the truth. Leave that for the McCains and the Bushes among us; the RINOs and the Moderates. Conservatives have nothing to thank him for, nor libertarians like myself.

    Funny how he didn’t realize that Hitlery was the one who claimed to be contacting Eleanor Roosevelt from the White House. Nancy was into astrology, from what I remember. Not that I think either are valid, but there was little need to turn the knife by insulting Mrs. Reagan, was there?

    Asshole.

  2. Visengard Comment by Visengard UNITED STATES

    So much for curbstone politicians. You can take them out of the gutter, but you can’t take the gutter out of them. :em38:

  3. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun UNITED STATES

    If the McCain/Palin camp made a crack like that about Jugears’ “beloved” grandmother, the left would be demanding that McCain resign from the senate.

  4. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

    LC AnnieMcPhee sez:

    but there was little need to turn the knife by insulting Mrs. Reagan, was there?

    Well, we already know that That One and his campaign have a fetish for going after pregnant teenagers and disabled infants, so why should infirm, crippled old ladies be exempt?

    Visengard sez:

    So much for curbstone politicians.

    Quite right. But I believe that the word you’re looking for in That One’s case is “ward heel”, since that seems to be the only job he’s ever held.

  5. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte UNITED STATES

    It was a warm conversation.

    Just like you would have a warm conversation with a dragon.

  6. Visengard Comment by Visengard UNITED STATES

    The Emperor sez:

    But I believe that the word you’re looking for in That One’s case is “ward heel”, since that seems to be the only job he’s ever held.

    Touche’.

    One thing must be said for him, however. I never thought that anyone could inflate nothingness to such epic proportions.

    :em93:

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper

    I say lock him into a room with Nancy and she’ll have that empty suited pissant crying like a five year old girl within 10 minutes.

  8. L C hilljohnny Comment by L C hilljohnny UNITED STATES

    they had a warm conversation.”

    it’s all relative, i’m sure that when you compare the way Michelle talks to him he thought Nancy was being warm and friendly.

  9. Trish Comment by Trish UNITED STATES

    If somebody said something like that about me, I don’t think I’d be too warm about it either.

    Hot, maybe. Not warm.

  10. LC & IB Tiberius Comment by LC & IB Tiberius AUSTRALIA

    L C hilljohnny sez:

    it’s all relative, i’m sure that when you compare the way Michelle talks to him he thought Nancy was being warm and friendly.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA :em99:

    Fucking classic :em69:

  11. Unregistered Comment by anonymous hourly worker UNITED STATES

    This is just the tip of the iceberg that is this man’s dorkiness. Something tells me he and Biden are twins separated at birth, and we’re going to hear many, many more apologies for stupid things said sans teleprompter.

  12. AgTiger Comment by AgTiger CANADA

    Seems I may have been correct to be suspicious about the accuracy of the claim by Obama’s Aide.

    48 hour rules apply, of course. We have anonymous source claiming to be a family friend of the Reagans who is making this disclosure.