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Achieving Peace & Calm During the Holidays
Posted by: DJ Allyn, ITW in Front Page4:40 PM
Hat Tip to RS Janes @ Liberaltopia:
Received in an email, author unknown, but good advice for us all.
Tags: HumorAchieving Peace & Calm During the Holidays
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives, especially at this hectic time of the year.
Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see the things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a half a sicks pak of bear, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Valum scriptins, the res the Chesescke an a box chocolets.
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happpee halidozees
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I’ole dnirk 2th att.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 PMCheers 1nth
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Related to some of the best advice out of “Animal House” there is: “My advice to you, Flounder, is to start drinking heavily!”
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 PMUsing
Unnnnh! Cheesecake………
:em03: Cheers, DJ
Merry Christmas!
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:07 PMUsing
Heh. Did that last night already :em03:
And will probably do it again today once I am back from the shops - when I will no doubt need it :em93:
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:21 PMUsing
It’s great to work at a family owned business.
We are all required to report to work on Christmas Eve.
Here’s the schedule:
8:00 a.m. Report to work.
8:30 a.m. Open bar set up in the Conference Room.
9:00 a.m. Report to the Conference Room for a buffet breakfast.
9:30 a.m. Official Christmas Party begins.
10:00 a.m. Christmas Bonuses are handed out to all (yes, even now).
10:30 a.m. Break time. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
11:00 a.m. Official toast.
11:30 a.m. Stagger off into the parking lot where the one lone Mormon who works here and doesn’t drink takes you home.
Aahhhhhhhh. I love Christmas.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:39 PMUsing
Good advise given by that doctor. The only problem I have is that there’s none of that Christmas cheer stuff lying around unfinished.
This Christmas is going to be very small, just my boy and me, and I (a notorious Scrooge) have, oddly, been in a Christmas mood much earlier than normal. :em02: He’s broke and so am I, so we can just reflect on the actual meaning of the day without worrying about the commercial side of it.
Merry Christmas to all the denizens of the Empire!
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 PMUsing
anonymous hourly worker @:
I need to come work for YOU!… Surely you can find a spot for a old Security Guy who has a light touch of anti-social tendancies and a insane dog….
Speaking of DOG… HE SAYS HE ALREADY FUCKING TIRED OF FREEEZING HIS NUTS OFF. AND THE NEXTDUMB ASS THAT SAYS “GLOWBULL” WARMING IS GOIN TO GET HIS OR HERS FACE BITTEN OFF.
Oh … and I think I love my Dr… picked up a fresh script of Xanex. So good news, I wont be going to jail this holiday season for battery.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 PMUsing
Terrible Troy:
When I got this job (through a temporary agency) I knew nothing about the family (they farm about 10,000 acres of grapes and other produce in California). Everybody ooohed and aahhed like I won a job in the Pentagon.
And now I know why.
But now I’ve got to get back to work before my Italian boss spots this screen and kicks my ass.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 PMUsing
WWWWWAAAAAYYYYYY OT, but are we having Rottie Radio night tonight? Or have the leaders of the pack gone awol?
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 PMUsing
I’m finshinoooff anofr bottle bourbun ann feelin damn goooood!!! :em03: :em93: :em03: oh aaplejak tooooo!!! :em93: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ROTTIES!!!!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:52 PMUsing
I hear ya.
My boss’ response to the economic downturn was to give us all two weeks’ pay as a bonus, and a 6.5% raise for the new year.
He knows a thing or two about maintaining employee loyalty, eh?
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannuka everyone!
:em03:
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 PMUsing
the res the chesecake spoztuh be miiiinnnnnneeee. . .
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 PMUsing
I spent part of Saturday curled up with something new - (well really old-timey new) - Lucid Absinthe; and lemme tell you - WOW! I wish that demonstration guy had told me ahead of time that only lunatics drink it straight.
http://www.drinklucid.com/lucid_flash.cfm
I can’t wait to have some more.
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 PMUsing
The chick from liberaltopia must have hung around my family for a day.
Glug glug glug
Annie, dearest: Stay away from that absinthe.
I have a friend who almost died the first time he tried it.
Google it.
It’s really dangerous. Not kidding…..
Okay, now I’ll take off my “mom” hat and go have a glass of wine .
Merry Christmas, all!
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 PMHugs and love to each and every one of you!!!!!
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LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:
Not tonight Skye. We’re taking the week off. Christmas music 24/7 until Friday. :em93:
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 PMUsing
I got a Christmas card from the owner of my company. The way he’s screaming poverty at $38/bbl. (a dream price 5 years ago) just rubs me wrong. Production is way down, but due to LONG term neglect/Alzheimer’s.
There is no consistent, rational recovery plan that even an idiot Operator like me would try…every day, a new plan that will be forgotten and replaced tomorrow. :em98:
No bonuses, no gift card, and vacations are curtailed…for the good of the company. :em38: Merry Christmas.
Oh, and ignore the payment on his Lexus is $800/month. It’s like the great long term deal he got to guarantee a payment of $3/mcf of gas while it’s going for $7 now.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:27 PMUsing
LC AnnieMcPhee @:
I ♥ Absinthe! :em03: :em69:
So did Edgar Allen Poe!
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:44 PMUsing
My husband got a nice Christmas boot up the ass too, SoCal. Company screwed up so our insurance got canceled, and I had to pay for one of my prescriptions - had to wait on the rest because they cost too much and we had just had to work out arrangements with all our utility companies in addition to a couple other FUs that came this week. So his company kept telling him it was fixed and the pharmacy kept telling us it wasn’t, and he asked his office to reimburse us the money we’d put out so we could at least get the other prescriptions. No dice. His boss came out screaming at him to leave his keys and get the fuck out. He didn’t, just explained what was going on, and it turned out the guy was obviously completely wrong and out of line - but bottom line - no bonus, no raise this year, insurance went up (so less net pay) and we’re being dicked around on insurance we’re paying more for. He hadn’t eaten because he knew there was a buffet there but was too upset to eat it after that. Ho ho ho.
But this is why there are booze, pills and dvd players. IMAO
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 PMUsing
Radical Redneck sez:
Uh-huh. And Crowley and lots of others muahaha! It’s almost macabre. :em03:
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:50 PMUsing
Troy,
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 PMBattery not included.
It’s below freezing here in Raleigh. Glowbull Warmening my freezing ass.
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yeah, happy flippin’ holidays
flex pipe on the toilet in the downstairs bathroom broke about an hour ago…..bathroom is soaked and me and the boys will be peeing outside in the snow and ice tonight……
Number 2’s will be done in my wife’s bathroom, the lucky lady…………and I’m making chili for dinner
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December 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 PMUsing
LC AnnieMcPhee @ 18:
Been there, doing that.
My wife needed an antibiotic and the damn doctor prescribed some new drug (kickback?) that cost over $300 for 2 weeks, and of course he wasn’t “available” to get it shifted to a generic for two days. We didn’t have $300 to fork out, so she went without for three days. Turns out we got something (the same thing?) that cost $120…and she’s still alive.
Are we suppose to be talking about relieving stress over the holiday?
Oh wait there’s another post:
From jaybear:
I need a grammar hun here, Without a comma, I don’t know if jaybear got soaked or not, or it’s just he and the boys getting to pee outside (a manly bonding thing, particularly if you’ve got snow to whizz in). One’s funny, the other is funnier.
P.S. flex pipe…steel braided.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:37 PMUsing
Mary Christmus an a Hapi Nu Yr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :em03:
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 PMUsing
Pretty much in the same boat here. M retired the 8th of November. We moved on the 15th. His last regular paycheck was on the 17th. His retirement check was supposed to be in our account on the 1st of December. Nope. No money. None. We had to sell his motorcycle to have enough to get through the month to pay bills, buy groceries, and Christmas gifts. Dell is calling every day….and they are just going to have to bitch to the voice mail. We’re still waiting for a retirement check, plus the money they owe him for unused sick leave and vacation. Plus we’re waiting for those desk jockeys to get off their ass and get his TSP released so we can close on this damn house. We were just informed by our Realtor that if we close before the 31st we can claim our homestead exemption for the house for 2009…..if not…well we don’t get it until 2010 and have to pay full property taxes for 2009. Lovely.
Ah well. We’re all fine. In one piece. We have a nice house to keep warm in. Family all around, and we will make it through.
Merry Christmas to you all. :em03: :em69: :em93: We will ALL get through this. :em04:
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 PMUsing
SoCalOilMan, LC sez:
You rang?
Well if he didn’t get soaked, he DID need a comma. If he and the bathroom DID get soaked, then he didn’t need one.
I could go into the whys and wherefores of independent clauses (not related to Santa Clauses) and run-on sentences, but that would just bore everyone.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 PMUsing
SoCalOilMan, LC sez:
das the one SoCal, actually it wasn’t the flex pipe/hose that broke, it was the plastic attachment from it to the terlet that got old and broke…..
no big deal though, I’ll replace it tomorrow weather permitting. me and the boys have already gone outside and written our names in the snow….experimenting with different fonts and such. But I’ll tell you, my writings kinda sloppy, I think I need to work on my pen(is)manship.
p.s.
I DID get soaked, reminded me of that poor sailor in all those old submarine movies who tries to shut the valve to stop the leak while he’s getting hosed by all the water rushing in….
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 PMUsing
nerbygirl sez:
Chick? What chick? RS Janes is a guy. A long-retired journalist, as I recall.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 PMUsing
Might I suggest Ouzo and Guinness Extra Stout as a decent libation, with some nice jalapenos to snack on while you get blind stinkin’ drunk?
PS .. Annie .. I wouldn’t do the absinthe again .. although I am told absinthe does make the heart grow fonder ..
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December 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 PMUsing
Will the screaming left complain about the Root Claus of why things are so sucky with the economy this Christmas, I wonder?
I know .. root claus .. hideous pun …
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 PMUsing
LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive sez:
is that you or the Ouzo talking IC……. :em99:
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 PMUsing
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper @ 24:
You’re going to focus on the positive? I just don’t get it!
Whales are trapped in the expanding ice and dying due to Global Warming..no Cooling…I meant Change.
What is it about mankind that they cannot recognize how good things are for the worst of us?
At least your heater works.
jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ 26:
Ya’know, leting your kids drink that much beer isn’t good at that young age.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 PMUsing
LOL .. no .. I don’t drink anymore. havent since the mid 80s. No, that demented pun was from my sober mind, such as it is …
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 PMUsing
LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive sez:
haven’t had a drink since 1987 myself, it’s pretty scary what deviant things a sober mind can come up with sometimes….. :em93:
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 PMUsing
jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery sez:
And you can’t run to Lowes or Home Despot and pick another one up? I probably have six of them around here somewhere.
Last week the washer in the garage froze up and I turned off the hose bibs, and removed the hoses and the washer. About two AM I woke up to hear what I thought was someone taking an extra long shower — which is unusual around here at that time of the morning — and the first thing I thought of was that maybe one of the outside faucets had burst.
Nope, it was the damn valves on the washer. They apparently were broken, so when I thought I had shut them off, I hadn’t. When the pipes started thawing (because of the space heater I had on there) the water just started jetting out all over the cars in the garage. I tried to shut the water off, but the rocket scientist who plumbed the washer in didn’t provide a shut-off at the main. So, in my skivies, I had to try to wrestle two brand new hoses on the hose bibs while the almost freezing water was jetting out all over me.
(in case that EVER happens to you, the hint is to try and wrestle the hose on the bib first, THEN crimp the hose. But try doing that with TWO hoses, because BOTH the hot and cold are running away)
I have extra bibs here as well, but I certainly wasn’t going to tackle that job at 2AM in my skivies.
The point is, I try to keep extra crap like that right here because it has always been my experience that the only time I will need it is when the store is closed — usually on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years.
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 PMUsing
Man … I just freakin’ shuddered at the aftereffects of jalapenos, ouzo and Guinness … maybe RR has some hideous vomit movie he’ll put up … or worse, he could go and show this
:em69:
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 PMUsing
Uh, sorry Deej.
Didn’t go to the link, so I didn’t know the sex of the person.
I got that it was a joke about getting drunk.
Hilarious.
Never heard a drunk joke before in my life. Getting drunk: HILARIOUS!
And the SEX of the person who wrote the minimally funny joke is important to you?
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 PMWow.
You liberals are SOOOO sensitive.
And THAT is more hilarious than the lib-tard drunk that you posted!
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DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
yeah I can, but not tonight…..I consider it a minor inconvenience. It’ll get done tomorrow. Besides, it’s fun to go nature boy and pee outside…..I have lots of property and no one will see us.
DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
yep, you’re right about that, I have pretty much everything else BUT a flex hose. That’s part of Murphy’s Law too, the thing you DON’T have a replacement for will be the thing that breaks
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 PMUsing
That just is par for the course. Like the PC you need for something mission critical at 8AM that decides to take a dump at 1130 the night before, and you have to spend all night reloading the silly thing ..
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:40 PMUsing
I’ve tried that “be prepared” thing, never worked. I have washers, grommets, hoses, plugs, bibs, inserts and the tools to install them….what is needed to fix the problem? The thing I don’t have.
When my installed steel braided flex hose breaks at 3 AM next year I’m sure I’ll get a whole bunch of sympathy from you guys. :em99:
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 PMUsing
A tad OT here … okay, okay, way the hell off topic here, but have any of you wondered about the tradition of putting an angel on the top of the Christmas tree?
Well, it happened like this:
One Christmas a long time ago, Santa sent his littlest angel out to get a tree for Christmas. While the angel was gone, Mrs. Claus started ragging on Santa about the noise and messes the elves created and didn’t Santa love her anymore, three of the reindeer came down with the drizzling sh*ts, and Santa got a letter from the IRS inquiring into the source of his funds for all the toys he gives away free and also demanding proof of payment of social security taxes on all his elves for the last 200 years. Santa was in a really bad mood when the little angel got back. Unfortunately, the angel knew nothing of Santa’s problems, so when he got back, he asked Santa where he wanted the angel to put the tree. And, Santa’s reply is why the little angel is put on the top of the Christmas tree.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 PMUsing
SoCalOilMan, LC @:39
If you want sympathy from this bunch, look in the dictionary between suicide and syphylis. :em93:
Most, if not all of us have been in this predicament in one form or another. So, the Ogrrre feels your pain. :em01:
I’m probably going to hades for this post. :em93:
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 PMUsing
LC Ogrrre, Imperial Grouch sez:
well, at least it ain’t snowing there……
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 PMUsing
LC Ogrrre, Imperial Grouch sez:
Well you better get there before AlGore. Satan is REALLY going to be pissed when he has to break out the snow skis. :em01:
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 PMUsing
OK….found the perfect video to show me how to tackle my plumbing problems……
ain’t the interwebtubes a wunnerful thing
December 24th, 2008 at 12:10 AMUsing
OK, here’s my little tale of Holidaze….
Y’all remember the Doghouse Commercial Video DJ posted a little while back??? The one where The Man bought The Woman a sensible gift instead of some overpriced bauble and winds up with his sack in a wringer???
Well, I showed that video to The Ol’ Lady and she sez, “Well, at least now you know what NOT to get.”
Today, I swing by The Office to get her Sam’s card in case I need to get in there to finish her Christmas shopping, and she sez, “Honey, all I want is the Paula Deen pots and pans cook set and a Vacuum Cleaner, and you can get them both at Wally World.”
Wha, wha, wha, whutchoo talkin ’bout, Willis?!?! sez I, “What about all that “I still got four fingers that don’t have rings on ‘em” stuff you’ve been hinting about for the last few weeks???”
No, all I want is the pans and the vacuum, she sez…
OK, and bumfuzzled, off to the store I go to fetch her sensible gift requests.
Paula Deen Pans, CHECK.
Vacuum cleaner with pet hair attachment (that she didn’t ask for), CHECK.
Couple of jugs of Rain-X washer fluid for the rigs, a nice little pocket knife for me and box of 12 ga. 2 3/4″ #4 shot Zombie repellents for the new Mossy 500A (.45 ACP seems to be pretty popular this season, I wonder why??) and a quick, crowd beating check out at the sporting goods counter later, I’m headed for the door….
…until I get around the Bauble counter. I sez to myself, “Dammit, Self, after she got you a new shotty and asked for actual sensible gifts, ya gotta get her some kind of pretty….”
So, 3/4 CT. of diamond ring later, I’m out the door, back at the house, vacuum and pots in boxes in the floor (”You can get them out and put ‘em away/together later”), The Ol’ Lady on the phone with her friends all agreeing on what a Great Guy I am for getting her the ring….
:em41:
December 24th, 2008 at 12:41 AMUsing
My wife told me she wants nothing for Christmas … had repeated it over and over to me because ‘Christmas is for children’ and we focused on the 18 month old
December 24th, 2008 at 12:47 AMdemon spawndaughter and got her gifts … so after hearing this for several weeks I figured “OK, I am going to do exactly as she asked and get her nothing’ … anyone want to lay odds as to my survival in 48 hours? :em99:Using
LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive sez:
I hear the same thing every year, but my survival instincts tell me otherwise……then I catch hell for spending “too much” on her…..
wimmens….
December 24th, 2008 at 12:52 AMUsing
Thanks Jaybear, I now know how to deal with my FUBAR Insinkerator problem… :em69:
LC IC, I’ll send flowers….
December 24th, 2008 at 12:58 AMUsing
LOL … I hear you on that, but, her family has told me she’s the hardest on the planet to shop for. She likes to tell me she’s the logical one in the marriage (I disagree but that’s another story) … so, rather than catch Hell for spending too much and not doing what she asked by getting her a gift, I figure ‘What the hell, she’s said countless times in front of me and others she wants nothing ….. if push comes to shove I have a self-made coupon book I can give her that has things like “good for one candlelight dinner” .. “good for one day spa treatment” .. “good for 3 hours of wild sex” ….’
December 24th, 2008 at 1:10 AMUsing
allow me to post the first Christmas video:
December 24th, 2008 at 1:11 AMUsing
I assume that’s payable on an installment plan??? :em01: :em95: :em99: :em93:
December 24th, 2008 at 1:15 AMUsing
LOL .. you know it …. I figure it’s good for 30 minutes a session every other month or one wild sexfest for the year. Having an 18 month old demon spawn does make changes to your life, as I have discovered .. lol . of course with my luck if we did it all at once she’d end up expecting child #2 …. :em98:
December 24th, 2008 at 1:23 AMUsing
And no, I won’t be offering a blow by lick by (you get the idea) description. Thankyewverybloodymuchdamnit
December 24th, 2008 at 1:25 AMUsing
Jaybear, its one thing to read those words from your little patch of sod, but it’s a whole ‘nother animal to hear them from a quarter of a million miles away, from the first humans to see this rare and beautiful, blue, minuscule dot in the vastness of the universe, and realize how small and insignificant and special and invaluable we and our friends and family are in the vast scheme of things….
December 24th, 2008 at 1:32 AMUsing
Not original, but somewhat amusing…
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Surely by now you have much better reasons…
I remember a commercial where Hell had frozen over and the Devil was sticking his tongue out towards a frozen flagpole, any one else remember that one? I can’t even remember what the commercial was for.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:48 AMUsing
LC Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Subversive @:
December 24th, 2008 at 7:03 AMI told Tim that this year, and he insisted on getting me something, so finally I told him to just get me some computer games (yes, you read that right, computer games, and I’m not talking about the solitaire and minesweeper variety). I got him Ask a Ninja Handbook.
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Merry Christmas to all the denizens of the Rotthouse. I hope your Christmas and
the next year is perfect for you.
Semper Fidelis
December 24th, 2008 at 9:26 AMUsing
I asked for cashmere and a rifle.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:43 AMUsing
Well, apparently Santa got a note from my lovely Missus to pack some fine cuban and dominican cigars for this old zoomie (believe or not, I have never smoked a cigarette in my life ‘cept once, I was 13, quick puff, choked, turned green, got dumped on by mom, dad, uncles and aunts over that one, learned well…) I also expect a bottle of fine fwench cognac (the 50 years old stuff mind you, yeah, I’m spoiled) to enjoy said cigars with. In turn, I got said Lovely Missus some natural pearls mounted on a 14k gold necklace with matching earings, another necklace made of silver bearing a variety of gems with matching earings, and a book. Why TWO necklaces you ask? Well, last week I took the aforementionned lovely Missus shopping for some new clothes (a girl needs to wear something nice for the holidays you know, direct quote here) and the above necklaces will compliment her outfits to perfection. She also got a pair of magnificient leather boots (those she needed), and a gorgeous shawl that will accent her lovely boso…. euh, never mind that.
There is a splendid array of Merlots, Pinot Noirs, Burgundys, Sauvignon Blanc and Rieslings in the wine rack, cases of ales and beer in the storage room, a real tasty-looking ham with all the trimmings for this evening’s meal with our daughter (my two sons live far away, they can’t be around for the holidays “sniff”).
We work pretty hard for our money, and the landlord, grocery store, gas stations, hydro, insurance, credit card, phone and cell phone companies seem to do well off our money, so why not us!?!?
Yes, I love to spoil my Lovely Missus and yes, I am one lucky s.o.b!!!
Again, Happy Holidays to each and everyone of you from Canada!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:40 AMUsing
And how do I know I am getting cigars you ask? I mentionned a couple of days ago that I was out of the good cigars and should re-order some. My Lovely Missus, without coming right out and saying it, hinted that Santa might be aware of my cigarless situation….
One can only hope!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:44 AMUsing
Finally got this dern thingy fired back up! (Hope it lasts.)
A very merry Christmas and a fine new year to each and every one of you.
December 24th, 2008 at 12:20 PMUsing
Hardclimber . You’re making us look bad…. adn getting the hopes of “average” wimmens up everywhere. Weren’t you the guy that gave his lady a Mustang for her Birthday? You gotta stop this shit. Us mere earthbound mortals.. cannot keep up. Besides she’ll end up thinking she has the proverbial “golden Pu….” Uh you know what Im saying…. I also feel bad for any of your daughters suitors…. unless she marries wealthy….. she could end up being mighty disappointed….
December 24th, 2008 at 1:01 PMUsing
Oh, you remember the Mustang… It is stored due to global warming… Anyway, it is just that I am a generous kind of guy (besides, if I want to keep getting some…)
My daughter’s suitors get quickly weeded out, but not because of gifts or presents, she is a smart girl with a promising future, and Dad wants the best for her… So any warm body without gainful employment, manners or even a hint of usefulness gets cut out.
And NO, I am NOT a snob!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 2:15 PMUsing
To all and sundry peoples and rottweiler doggehs:
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and a happy New Year! Now let’s all go get drunk! :em03:
December 24th, 2008 at 5:18 PMUsing
This is how it came to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC9ftIE8XRQ
This is why (I believe) G_d blesses Texas: :em69:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC9ftIE8XRQ
May all your Christmas wishes come true, may you all be blessed with health and prosperity in the New Year!! :em03:
December 24th, 2008 at 5:30 PMHappy Hannukkah! :em03:
Semper Fidelis! :em04:
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Merry Christmas all!!
i was working earlier today at the store, and there was probably 600 dollars worth of licker purchased in an hour. no licker sold on christmas. this is a small town mind, so thats quite a lot of booze for the community to be drinking.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:51 PMUsing
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to All Y’all!!!
ENJOY!!! :em03: :em03: :em03:
P.S. I’m on the Right….Duh!!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 10:44 PMUsing
Merry Christmas Everyone! :em03:
Christmastime for the Jews:
http://www.julieklausner.com/media/xmasjews.html
December 25th, 2008 at 9:53 AMUsing
Merry Christmas to all the Doggies, LCs, GLORs, Jackboot, and to the Emperor himself. I’m so so glad I found you all just when I needed you.
HUGS!!! :em03:
December 25th, 2008 at 4:29 PMUsing
Merry Christmas Annie! :em03:
Needless to say you’ve been called a TROLL about 100 times over at Kayinsane’s. Nice bitchslapping by you! :em69:
I left a little message opining on Kay’s magical gift (she shrieked with delight, jumped up and down and spiked her cavernous meat curtains over a $2 Obama poster
:em38: ). Hurry over before it gets deleted! 
December 26th, 2008 at 10:42 AMUsing
Radical Redneck sez:
I have great respect for your strength and intestinal fortitude RR. I lasted all of 30 seconds over at that chamberpot of a blog before I had to leave. I swear when I go over there, I think I can smell the sewage emanating kayinsane’s putrid mind through my computer.
You’re a stronger man than I RR
December 26th, 2008 at 12:27 PMUsing
RR, as fun as it would be, I am afraid to contaminate myself by going over to Kays cesspool of a “blog”. Isn’t democracy wonderful, when a creature like that gets to vote on what happens to me, you, and our lives? Those who are productive, and bright, and independent get sacrificed at the altar of malignant mediocrity like that creature.
December 26th, 2008 at 3:07 PMUsing
She’s just a certifiable loon is all - I’ve seen more dangerous types, but she’s at least more fun. The kind of person who you imagine as always sweating, shaking, and shrieking out her posts, things like “You people are so hateful! Now go rape your daughters and set your puppy dogs on fire! You’re so mean, I hope you die the most painful death of a thousand fiery suns!” without a shred of irony. There’s really just nothing up there. I wasn’t kidding, though - if Santa brought me a political poster I’d kick him right in the nads. If a shitty Obama poster makes her happy…well at least she’s a cheap date, right? Nice bit about the urinal cake, Redneck lol.
December 26th, 2008 at 4:56 PMUsing
I know it’s nasty work N@, but we need you to take one for the team! :em38:
December 26th, 2008 at 11:00 PMUsing
Would that also apply if you went up to San Fran and did some undercover work, infiltrating some of the, um, more colorful groups there?
December 26th, 2008 at 11:29 PMUsing
Cavernous meat curtains … man, can you just imagine that dried up, nasty old cooter? All covered in cobwebs, various crickets chirping and whatnot?
December 26th, 2008 at 11:30 PMUsing
Here’s the most hateful bitch’s ending (hah!) screed against Bush - but don’t count it the end, since they have many more years of Bush-bashing to go! Still, this is pretty representative of the sentiment on the hard left of what we have to look forward to…don’t forget this in the coming 4 - 8 years. DON’T.
http://www.guardian......istmas-toy
They can’t help themselves. Assfucks.
December 27th, 2008 at 1:21 AMUsing
Some might remember when I guaranteed Kayinsane and all the demented batshit insane leftists would blame Bush for the Christmas massacre. Anyone doubt me?
Well, lo and behold look what seeped out of the sewer today:
As Limbaugh is fond of saying - “I know these freaks like every square inch of my glorious naked body” Not a skill for which I’m either proud or grateful.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:54 AMUsing
Un freakin’ real.
Can you imagine the levels of their hate filled derangement when Obama tanks?
Man, someone please fetch me a loaded bazooka …… :em96:
I can sympathize with Bush on BDS. I have a couple of trolls over on another blog who basically blame me (because I own a business and dared to shitcan 2 Obama supporters, among other things) for everything under the sun. I then sarcastically announced that on June 6, 2009 (my company’s 5 year anniversary) I will be holding an”Intellectual Conservative is illegal, immoral, warmongering, fattening, and causes global warming rally” .. I told them ‘you bring your protest signs, my people will bring the rotten eggs and the fire extinguishers’ .. they were a bit less than amused .. :em95:
December 27th, 2008 at 12:06 PMUsing
Make it fire hoses. They are long overdue for their annual bath. :em72:
December 27th, 2008 at 12:20 PMUsing
That SOB lived less than a mile from me.
Simple in her world maybe (I think most things are simple there), did she ever consider that the guy wasn’t level prior to getting fired? I’ve worked with some “interesting” people over the years.
He loses his job, the wife takes everything in the divorce…including his dog (his dog…that is low). He crosses the line of reality and bad things happen.
The
:em72:asshole had $17,000 strapped to his leg and a flight out of the country booked, so he wasn’t even close to dire straights yet. He was a fucking lunatic to begin with.This bitch is a real socialist cuntmuffin isn’t she? You know the employee should always get the largest share of the profit from the company…as if their expenses aren’t the largest expense on the company.
December 27th, 2008 at 12:29 PMUsing
The one who kills Kay should be found “innocent” as it would actually be a mercy killing..
that Santa Suit guy was not crazy….. for a crazy person, he had enough congnizants and organization skills to pull the attack and he planned an extraction, and he booby trapped his vehicle prior to committing suicide. That was a fucker on a mission….. and I wonder if tey are going to put his probably exisitant military service on display.
To bad he didnt just smoke the ex-wife….. I mean hell…. SHE DID take his DOG.
Seriously……. sick puppy hope he’s enjoying hell
December 27th, 2008 at 1:25 PMUsing
Can you imagine the levels of their hate filled derangement when Obama tanks? I can, Intellectual Conservative.. At work, some idiot bitch, driving in with a big luxury SUV, diamonds the size of my fucking kidney stones, her bratty little kid looks at me asking…”What are YOU doing about global warming.” She stands there smiling, waiting for me to ring her up.
December 27th, 2008 at 2:45 PMI looked at him and said…, “Right now, trying not to freeze to death. And you see that little gray car out there? That’s mine, big cars are baaad for the environment, use more gas , pointing at hers, and increase global warming.”
Innocently done, of course, but you should have seen the daggers in that bitch’s eyes. Smiling sweetly, I thanked them for their purchase. No doubt this bitch was using her kid as a scout, then she would have jumped in. It’s happened to me before. being at work puts you at a disadvantage. Now she can explain to her kid why she drives what she does. Not that I wouldn’t have minded owning that piece of hardware, mind you……..speaking of hardware…found a nice 30.06 with a scope I am hoping to buy at Big 5. Right now money is super tight, need five bills, but a long range rifle would round out my collection nicely.
And they are good for the enviroment, you can shoot all those bad people driving those big cars and using too much gas…. :em01:
I had best keep my truck parked for a while……..although I’d give a hundred bucks to have been able to say that to that little kid. Truly, of such things dreams are made.
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LC HJ Caveman82952 sez:
Caveman,
The last time I went to Whole Foods (we call it Whole Paycheck), I noticed an extraordinary amount of SUVs, luxury cars, gas hogs, etc. in the parking lot.
I guess spending their whole paycheck on yuppiedom assuages their guilt.
December 27th, 2008 at 3:39 PMUsing
I loved the vehicle, Skye…..I simply despise the hypocrisy. But they are safer, the eco freak SUV owners moan. Really? I say. Then why in the fuck can’t I drive one? You have no problem with it! More of ok for me but not for thee. The left known for that, ask any communist. Reminds me to round out my gun collection and ammo supply for what I believe may be coming. That’s ok, I have a PT Cruiser hi output turbo GT stashed in my garage, rarely driven. My F-150 is used weekly for graffiti removal, or when I simply need a truck.
December 27th, 2008 at 3:48 PMWhole foods? Not one around here in the sticks. Don’t need ‘em. We call them farmers markets here in town. Must be nice where you are too, the grain belt around you.
I spend my whole paycheck on guns, ammo, food, medicine and such…..assuages my guilt too, something about an oath I took long ago.
Well, not quite all……
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Fuck commies all to hell. I have already declared my intention to buy an H2. They can take their global warming bullshit and shove it.
December 27th, 2008 at 4:41 PMUsing
What was the title of this thread? Let’s see:
Achieving Peace & Calm During the Holidays
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December 27th, 2008 at 5:14 PMUsing