Hostage taker has new profession: Hood ornament.
Posted by: in Distant Voices, Funny Shit, Idiotarians, Stupid Goblins5:20 PM
The bad news is he survived.
The good news is that he will leave prison in a pine box.
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Hostage taker has new profession: Hood ornament.Posted by: in Distant Voices, Funny Shit, Idiotarians, Stupid Goblins5:20 PM The bad news is he survived. The good news is that he will leave prison in a pine box. Tags: And there23 Responses to “Hostage taker has new profession: Hood ornament.”
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I give him a 9.6 for the dive but a 2.3 for the landing.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:51 PMUsing
….and a 0.01 for choice of bikes.
February 29th, 2008 at 6:06 PMUsing
I love the way the Spanish police and EMT’s “gently” cradled him in their arms until they could get a head and neck restraint and backboard placed under him to preclude any further injuries…
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February 29th, 2008 at 6:27 PMUsing
OMFG!!! :em99: :em99:
I can just imagine the last thing going thru his mind BEFORE he hit the car!!! (THIS is gonna leave a mark!!)
February 29th, 2008 at 6:48 PMUsing
His ass? :em95:
February 29th, 2008 at 7:00 PMUsing
The Spanish gubmint may be a big gaping pussy, but their cops sure don’t fuck around! :em69:
“Owww, my SPLEEN!” :em01: :em99:
February 29th, 2008 at 7:03 PMUsing
Ahhhh karma is a pain, isn’t she :em02:
February 29th, 2008 at 7:51 PMUsing
Excellent, justice at it’s finest, commercial free too……I hope it hurt, bad.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:18 PMUsing
A credit to the resiliency of the human body, a glaring monument to human stupidity. Too bad Darwin didn’t intervene…

February 29th, 2008 at 8:20 PMUsing
Of course, here the driver of the car would immediately loose his license and be suspended from the force while awaiting his
February 29th, 2008 at 10:08 PMpersecutioninternal affairs review, to be followed by his trial and eventual incarceration. Of course, the hostage taker, having successfully sued the police department for a violation of his civil rights, as well as pain and suffering, would be given total immunity to get his cooperation in the trial of that obvious right wing bastard, the policeman. When it came to light that the hostage taker was an illegal alien, he, his unmarried girlfriend, and their 17 chitlins would all be given an immediate green card, and since he would now be disabled and unable to work in his chosen profession (predator criminal preying on the American idiot), he would also be given Social Security Disability, as well as food stamps, Medicare, and public housing. While he was enjoying the freedom and money that he gained, the policeman would be found guilty, and sent to prison, probably one that contained many criminals that he had, over the years, put therein. During his stay there he would be quickly shanked, causing massive pain and suffering if not death. If he ever managed to get on the other side of the gates of the prison, he would find himself unemployable, without a pension, and with his wife and family having left him during hisunlawful political imprisonmentincarceration.Using
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Naw- he didn’t do that very well, either. Nowhere near as graceful as a mid-thirties Packard comorant. :em99:
February 29th, 2008 at 11:06 PMUsing
i’m troubled by the fact that he was not Mirandized
February 29th, 2008 at 11:11 PMUsing
That’s funny on a couple of levels there Sir Chris.
Ya know sumthin’, I totally missed that those bastiges Misha and Jackboot are drinking up the Imperial Liquor Supply, smoking all the Imperial ceeegars, and shooting up the Imperial armory.
Y’all had better have hoisted one for me yo lousy so and so’s, or wese gonna have sum words. :em96: :em03:
February 29th, 2008 at 11:19 PMUsing
50 points! :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:
Nice work, officers!
March 1st, 2008 at 12:52 AMUsing
*paradoy* Spanish Police responded when asked why they didnt use a more “humane” method of stopping the criminal and lay down spike strips to disable his bike..
Spike strips?? We don’ need no stinkin’ spike strips! :em69:
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March 1st, 2008 at 8:56 AMUsing
‘NEVER saw spike strips stop a vehicle that quick,,,American LEOs,, kindly take notice,,
March 1st, 2008 at 10:47 AMUsing
And, the prosecutor would be George Bush’s good friend Johnny Sutton.
March 1st, 2008 at 11:16 AMUsing
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Well there is at least filmed evidence they placed him in an EMT van — maybe head first, but they had the right idea, BC! :em98: :em41: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:
March 1st, 2008 at 6:39 PMUsing
Although this bug didn’t stick the landing, he was nicely extended during the flip portion of the stunt!
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 AMUsing
They could have been useful in cushioning his landing. :em02:
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 AMUsing