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The bad news is he survived.

The good news is that he will leave prison in a pine box.

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23 Responses to “Hostage taker has new profession: Hood ornament.”
  1. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    I give him a 9.6 for the dive but a 2.3 for the landing.

  2. LC Joe D,  A&IG/GWN Comment by LC Joe D, A&IG/GWN CANADA

    ….and a 0.01 for choice of bikes.

  3. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™ UNITED STATES

    I love the way the Spanish police and EMT’s “gently” cradled him in their arms until they could get a head and neck restraint and backboard placed under him to preclude any further injuries…
    NOT!!!

    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em03:

  4. LC Draco Comment by LC Draco UNITED STATES

    I give him a 9.6 for the dive but a 2.3 for the landing.

    OMFG!!! :em99: :em99:

    I can just imagine the last thing going thru his mind BEFORE he hit the car!!! (THIS is gonna leave a mark!!)

  5. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    I can just imagine the last thing going thru his mind BEFORE he hit the car!!!

    His ass? :em95:

  6. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. UNITED STATES

    The Spanish gubmint may be a big gaping pussy, but their cops sure don’t fuck around! :em69:

    “Owww, my SPLEEN!” :em01: :em99:

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1 UNITED STATES

    Ahhhh karma is a pain, isn’t she :em02:

  8. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952 UNITED STATES

    Excellent, justice at it’s finest, commercial free too……I hope it hurt, bad.

  9. LC The Major, Volatile Agent Exemplar Comment by LC The Major, Volatile Agent Exemplar UNITED STATES

    A credit to the resiliency of the human body, a glaring monument to human stupidity. Too bad Darwin didn’t intervene…

  10. Unregistered Comment by qsilver UNITED STATES

    Of course, here the driver of the car would immediately loose his license and be suspended from the force while awaiting his persecution internal affairs review, to be followed by his trial and eventual incarceration. Of course, the hostage taker, having successfully sued the police department for a violation of his civil rights, as well as pain and suffering, would be given total immunity to get his cooperation in the trial of that obvious right wing bastard, the policeman. When it came to light that the hostage taker was an illegal alien, he, his unmarried girlfriend, and their 17 chitlins would all be given an immediate green card, and since he would now be disabled and unable to work in his chosen profession (predator criminal preying on the American idiot), he would also be given Social Security Disability, as well as food stamps, Medicare, and public housing. While he was enjoying the freedom and money that he gained, the policeman would be found guilty, and sent to prison, probably one that contained many criminals that he had, over the years, put therein. During his stay there he would be quickly shanked, causing massive pain and suffering if not death. If he ever managed to get on the other side of the gates of the prison, he would find himself unemployable, without a pension, and with his wife and family having left him during his unlawful political imprisonment incarceration.

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  12. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy UNITED STATES

    ….Hood Ornament

    Naw- he didn’t do that very well, either. Nowhere near as graceful as a mid-thirties Packard comorant. :em99:

  13. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

    i’m troubled by the fact that he was not Mirandized

  14. LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. Comment by LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. UNITED STATES

    That’s funny on a couple of levels there Sir Chris.

    Ya know sumthin’, I totally missed that those bastiges Misha and Jackboot are drinking up the Imperial Liquor Supply, smoking all the Imperial ceeegars, and shooting up the Imperial armory.

    Y’all had better have hoisted one for me yo lousy so and so’s, or wese gonna have sum words. :em96: :em03:

  15. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX UNITED STATES

    50 points! :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

    Nice work, officers!

  16. LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder Comment by LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder KUWAIT

    *paradoy* Spanish Police responded when asked why they didnt use a more “humane” method of stopping the criminal and lay down spike strips to disable his bike..

    Spike strips?? We don’ need no stinkin’ spike strips! :em69:

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  19. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

    ‘NEVER saw spike strips stop a vehicle that quick,,,American LEOs,, kindly take notice,,

  20. BobF Comment by BobF UNITED STATES

    Comment by qsilver UNITED STATES

    Of course, here the driver of the car would immediately loose his license and be suspended from the force while awaiting his persecution internal affairs review, to be followed by his trial and eventual incarceration. Of course, the hostage taker, having successfully sued the police department for a violation of his civil rights, as well as pain and suffering, would be given total immunity to get his cooperation in the trial of that obvious right wing bastard, the policeman. When it came to light that the hostage taker was an illegal alien, he, his unmarried girlfriend, and their 17 chitlins would all be given an immediate green card, and since he would now be disabled and unable to work in his chosen profession (predator criminal preying on the American idiot), he would also be given Social Security Disability, as well as food stamps, Medicare, and public housing. While he was enjoying the freedom and money that he gained, the policeman would be found guilty, and sent to prison, probably one that contained many criminals that he had, over the years, put therei

    And, the prosecutor would be George Bush’s good friend Johnny Sutton.

  21. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl UNITED STATES

    love the way the Spanish police and EMT’s “gently” cradled him in their arms until they could get a head and neck restraint and backboard placed under him to preclude any further injuries…
    NOT!!!

    :em93:

    Well there is at least filmed evidence they placed him in an EMT van — maybe head first, but they had the right idea, BC! :em98: :em41: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

  22. Cannon Fodder Comment by Cannon Fodder UNITED STATES

    Although this bug didn’t stick the landing, he was nicely extended during the flip portion of the stunt!

  23. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper UNITED STATES

    Spike strips?? We don’ need no stinkin’ spike strips!

    They could have been useful in cushioning his landing. :em02: