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Proof That JournalJerks Need To Get A Life.
Posted by: in Bias?What Bias?, Hypocrites, Journaljizzm, Stupidity Gone Wild4:28 PM
If there is anyone who happens to think that the Mediots have not been spending WAY too much time licking Obambi’s scrotal sac, they need look no further than this poll that has just been published.
Obama biggest news story since start of century: poll
Yes Dear Subjects. He’s even bigger than Bradgelina. The Obamessiah has become the biggest story this century.
All 8 years of it.
Which of course means the next 92 are going to be damn boring if this is the most exciting thing to happen this century.
Obama coverage eclipsed news stories about the Iraq war, the Beijing Olympics, the global economic crisis, hurricane Katrina, Pope John Paul II’s death, the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington D.C., and the tsunami in south Asia.
Well of course he is. Why would anyone want to remember all those little burps in our race to the future when we have Teh One™ to bow down before and worship? We’re not getting our ass kicked in Iraq, so the Mediots don’t want to keep bringing that up. Bobby Jindal is getting things taken care of in New Orleans, and the Newsies damn sure don’t want to give credit for that to a *shudder* Republican.
Oh…and those 3000+ innocent people who died on Sept.11?
Puhleeeeze. Can’t we all just Move On™?
Isn’t it enough to know that he only has to raise his nicotine stained metrosexual hands, flex those glistening man boobs pecs, wave his Dumbo ears and the winds will die down, the waves will calm, the climate will cease to change, dogs and cats will be at peace with one another, and Oprah will finally shut the hell up?
Forget that once he’s out of his “President-Elect” bubble he’s going to be busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest trying to hide who and what he really is, which is to say…NUTHIN….He’s the Obamessiah!!
All Hail He who must not answer any tough questions!
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Thanks, I just ate. :em38:
Although Oprah shutting her enormous pie hole does have it’s benefits.
December 29th, 2008 at 4:47 PMUsing
Of COURSE The One is ‘The Only News That’s Fit To Print!‘The Democrat Party and their wholly owned subsidiary the MSM have declared it so.
However, since His Obamaness has reached the pinnacle of newsdom now, everything else is downhill from here.
December 29th, 2008 at 4:54 PMUsing
I would give a great deal to see Obama just stand and tell all these people one thing…
December 29th, 2008 at 4:57 PM“Fuck Off, I am going to be the goddammed president and if I want to have goddammed stogie I will, Comprende? Assholes, now go get a life! This is Marlboro country.”…lighting up a smoke.
Think of it…you could watch heads explode like overloaded night lights…….it would be great. :em93:
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Nice Bitch slap-I hope he does better than i think he will, but I am not counting on it. :em98:
December 29th, 2008 at 5:42 PMUsing
Personally, I am waiting for Israel to give juggy a honeymoon period of…say a day…before they go in and kick some Palestinian butt.
I don’t think they will do much serious damage on Bush’s watch, but all bets are off after the inauguration. I think the Dalai Bama is in WAY over his jug ears.
December 29th, 2008 at 5:51 PMUsing
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December 29th, 2008 at 5:57 PMUsing
I tend to go more along the lines of “Israel has 3 weeks to git-r-dun”. TEH OBAMESSIAH will settle the wars of the world by abandoning our allies, because without power we won’t be able to do anything to help anyway. :em12:
December 29th, 2008 at 5:59 PMUsing
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician sez:
Well, you and I will have to disagree on this one. I think they will hold off for Bush’s legacy because Bush has always been a friend of Israel.
Obama is not. I don’t think they will feel any need to restrain themselves after this.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:02 PMUsing
Much like the Antichrist would.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:10 PMUsing
So 3 weeks from tomorrow the calendar stops? This we hear from some micro pillock lacking faculties The Almighty hath conferred upon a :em72: beetle.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:41 PMOne can take a bus tour to B.O.’s birthplace (?) in Hawaii. In a recent post I mentioned the Dark Ages. It is now apparent that we must first endure the Dork Ages.
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At least place a nausea warning “Do Not read if You Have Just Eaten” :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:44 PMUsing
Considering we had to hear what he fucking ate for Christmas dinner (Or was it Kwanzaa or Eid? Whatever the fuck he celebrates.) and about the Horror™ about his vacation home being without electricity (Oh how did Teh One! survive!!!), this don’t surprise me a bit.
Stock up on the epicac, it’s gonna be a long 4 years. :em38:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:54 PMUsing
LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. @12:
Somehow, I don’t think we will need ipecac to induce vomiting….. However, I do know Jaegermeister is used as a digestive aid. :em02:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:59 PMUsing
OT
December 29th, 2008 at 7:10 PMGov. and Mr. Palin are GRANDPARENTS!
Bristol and her fiance had a little boy. :em03:
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Jagermeister is also wonderful at gently easing one into merciful oblivion. Looks like I will need a lot of that. Oh well, pass the Jagerbombs!
December 29th, 2008 at 7:13 PMUsing
I give hIm six months to a year at the outside before an implosion of mega proportions.
It’ll start with Israel defending herself as she sees fit and without al Osama’s support or permission. His impotence then revealed, how long before every swinging dik tater on Earth is throwing his weight around?
There won’t be enough fuck-us groups on the planet to troll for “policy”.
And not to mention the high likelihood of scandal. Yeah, I know, the msm, bag licking, grovelers… it’s up to us to rub their noses in it constantly (even, or especially, all the stuff that got no traction during the selection) , never let ‘em know a moments peace, and do it waaay more effectively and with better material than they ever had on Bush.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:22 PMUsing
There were some pics that came out around October, but I just haven’t heard much about them since, if they’re authentic or not.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:35 PMBut I gotta’ wonder:
Are we about to have the first son of a pornstar prez?
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Well, to be fair, America’s three broadcast network news divisions have stopped sending full-time correspondents to Iraq.
Well, the Beijing Olympics was a big yawn, in my opinion.
Not to be confused with how many hours spent reporting on those topics. Heck, Aruba, Elizabeth Smith, and Anna Nicole Smith rank up there pretty high also.
But the poll is based on current events. Obama’s historic election (and no matter how you try to spin it, it WAS historic) is the current major event. Of course he is going to ‘eclipse’ most of those older stories. I am sure he ‘eclipsed’ the landing on the moon by today’s standards.
And face it, people are looking towards Obama right now. The old guard is packing up and leaving town, and everyone is going to keep a VERY close eye on what Obama does. Even you.
(of course, the difference is you are HOPING that he is going to screw up royally so you can have something to point at and display your complete outrage. — I wouldn’t expect less…)
Somehow I will now try a segue into this:
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For cryin out loud…a little warning, please?
December 29th, 2008 at 8:02 PMUsing
SWEET JEHOSEPHAT ON A POGO STICK, DJ!!!!!
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Gawd…..I only WISH I had ipecac…..Urgh…..gak…..bletch….
December 29th, 2008 at 8:12 PMUsing
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech sez:
Geez … it’s a close call to figure out who’s boobs are bigger … BO, or his momma?
December 29th, 2008 at 8:14 PMUsing
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @:
I’m with you … I think that Israel starts kicking ass now, and takes out Iran on Jan. 19.
After BO takes office, the arab world is going to be greatly emboldened knowing that the US will not assist Israel. Prior to that, they don’t know for sure if the cowboy Bush is going to leave office in a blaze of glory or not.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:17 PMUsing
Gee I wonder why Deej? Possibly because we are on the cusp of a true victory there?
“Ability” meaning they are getting schalacked in the ratings and revenue is down so they can’t afford to cover a story that shows the U.S. in a good light, “appetite” meaning that us winning doesn’t fit their template and leaves a bad taste in their mouths (pun meant to be taken anyway y’all want it).
Oh, and the Kool Aid man Deej? WTF over, ya been trolling BC’s private collection?! :em38: :em01:
December 29th, 2008 at 8:19 PMUsing
DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
Jane Arraf? tell me you don’t remember her “reporting” from Baghdad…..she was one of the most biased and defeatist “reporters” over there. A committed propagandist and one of Saddam Hussein’s favorites by the way.
c’mon man, why don’t you think it was an election issue? why do you think it’s been scrubbed from every newscast? It’s because if they reported on the outstanding job done by Gen. Petraeus and the troops then it would make Pres. Bush look good. And God help us, we can’t have that when we’re trying to elevate the messiah to the throne now can we….
I for one wish president elect obama health, courage, and wisdom to do his job right. Not because I have any great love or respect for him, but because those heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan who are fighting against a traitorous press here as well as terrorist filth over there are owed that much…
They’re the heroes and savers of this nation…..not obama
December 29th, 2008 at 8:50 PMUsing
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Gee, that’s as good as most of your arguments. Colorful, imaginative and grotesque.
December 29th, 2008 at 9:16 PMUsing
I’ll PAINT that asshole fo’ only fo’ty nine ninetyfive! /shadetree body shop n’ laundry mat>
That particular piece of projection omits that he’s done quite enough already to justify the ambient ire that he enjoys.
December 29th, 2008 at 9:32 PMUsing
Hope and Change (Circa 1937) In Obama’s Home Turf
Molotov cocktail thrown at Chicago synagogue
December 29th, 2008 at 9:55 PMUsing
almost on topic. i think i know why the MSM has backed Obama so strongly. we have the first President who will be vacationing in Hawaii on a regular basis. thats what the press was really after.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:00 PMUsing
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Hammer, meet head of nail. exactly Hilljohnny!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:26 PMUsing
“he’s the first black president. That’s pretty huge.”
Only if you’re a racist. If you care about qualifications, it’s irrelevant.
If you saw something funny, when are we going to get to see it? All I saw was a very lame, hypocritical link.
Oh, wait, is that–? Naw, it couldn’t be.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:12 PMUsing
Skye, that would be called “reloading”.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:57 PMUsing
Only if skin color is considered a job qualification. Otherwise it don’t mean jack shit.
If you were to hold Obama to MLK’s standards….he fails miserably because he was ONLY elected because of the color of his skin. He has no character except what the media has created for him.
December 30th, 2008 at 12:40 AMUsing
DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
Given their lock-step mentality and lack of original political thought, a human Kool-Aid container is a natural segue for any modern liberal.
December 30th, 2008 at 1:07 AMUsing
Kool-Aid? Somebody say Kool-Aid? That cool, refreshing drink? Pay no attention to that almond smell.
December 30th, 2008 at 4:20 AMUsing
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December 30th, 2008 at 8:04 AMUsing
Here in Jakarta, Obama is the story of the year. I guess a little perspective is in order, seeing that that’s better than 2002, when the second-worst AQ-type attack (the Bali bombing) was the year’s top story, or 2005, when the Boxing Day tsunami that killed 180,000 Indonesians was the headline, but it still gets really old. Indonesians have “claimed” Obama as one of their own, even though most know nothing more about him than that he lived here for a few years when he was a little kid. I guess that puts them in the same league as 52% of American voters. But I digress. Every time I get into a friggin’ taxi and the driver discovers I’m American, he wants to take me past Teh One’s house or primary school or both (I happen to live in the same neighborhood). Believe me, I don’t need Ipecac at this point. I feel like puking every time some grinning moron asks me, “Pak, mau lihat rumah/sekolah Obama?” (Do I want to see his house/school). I’ve already been tempted several times to say I’m Canadian or Aussie to avoid the question completely instead of just saying “sudah, terima kasih” (I’ve already seen it, thanks).
Believe me, Deej, I’m hoping he doesn’t fail. There’s too much at stake, and I love my country too much to want it to be diminished just because the President has the wrong letter after his name. But I seriously doubt he’s up to the task regarding foreign policy (an area that’s obviously of keen personal interest to me), and I dread what his tenure will have wrought on America itself when I finally have to go back there to live. Maybe I’ll be wrong. Trust me on this, I’ve never wanted more to be wrong in my life than now.
December 30th, 2008 at 8:16 AMUsing
Bzzzzt. Wrong. He’s our first mulatto president. He’s as much white as he is black. BJ was our first “black” president. All the blacks and the leftists TOLD us so. I guess they lied. Why am I not surprised.
December 30th, 2008 at 9:26 AMUsing
The only reason Obmason was the biggest story is because the MSM
December 30th, 2008 at 9:28 AMmade him the biggest story by deliberate focus
on him to the exclusion of almost all other events globally. If
one wishes to know what’s going on in the rest of the world, one
must have computer access, and/or subscribe to periodacal news
literature. They have gone beyond bias to exclusivity.
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Bzzzzt. Wrong. He’s our first mulatto president. He’s as much white as he is black. BJ was our first “black” president. All the liberal blacks and the leftists TOLD us so. I guess they lied. Why am I not surprised?
December 30th, 2008 at 9:29 AMUsing
Hm…Sorry for the double post. It told me I didn’t have permission to edit my own post.
December 30th, 2008 at 9:31 AMUsing
Maybe the masses and their MSM lackeys made B. Hussein Obama the first EEO quota, eh?
December 30th, 2008 at 11:10 AMUsing
The black community pretty much showed what they thought of Martin Luther King Jr.
Content of character? Not needed. All that really matters is the color of the skin. Ask any black people why they voted for obama and you will either get answers that refer to known lies or they will admit that it was because he was black and they couldn’t get past that.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:14 AMUsing
Presently I am just enjoying watching Blago and the senate democrats rip each other to shreds, and calling each other……….racists. This is great, and Obama hasn’t even taken office yet. Maybe I should open a popcorn stand? I wouldn’t dream of getting in their way…..no matter how this plays out, I win. I like those adds.
December 30th, 2008 at 4:51 PMUsing