If there is anyone who happens to think that the Mediots have not been spending WAY too much time licking Obambi’s scrotal sac, they need look no further than this poll that has just been published.
Obama biggest news story since start of century: poll
Yes Dear Subjects. He’s even bigger than Bradgelina. The Obamessiah has become the biggest story this century.
All 8 years of it.
Which of course means the next 92 are going to be damn boring if this is the most exciting thing to happen this century.
Obama coverage eclipsed news stories about the Iraq war, the Beijing Olympics, the global economic crisis, hurricane Katrina, Pope John Paul II’s death, the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington D.C., and the tsunami in south Asia.
Well of course he is. Why would anyone want to remember all those little burps in our race to the future when we have Teh One™ to bow down before and worship? We’re not getting our ass kicked in Iraq, so the Mediots don’t want to keep bringing that up. Bobby Jindal is getting things taken care of in New Orleans, and the Newsies damn sure don’t want to give credit for that to a *shudder* Republican.
Oh…and those 3000+ innocent people who died on Sept.11?
Puhleeeeze. Can’t we all just Move On™?
Isn’t it enough to know that he only has to raise his nicotine stained metrosexual hands, flex those glistening
man boobs pecs, wave his Dumbo ears and the winds will die down, the waves will calm, the climate will cease to change, dogs and cats will be at peace with one another, and Oprah will finally shut the hell up?
Forget that once he’s out of his “President-Elect” bubble he’s going to be busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest trying to hide who and what he really is, which is to say…NUTHIN….He’s the Obamessiah!!
All Hail He who must not answer any tough questions!