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McVain, True “Conservative”
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Idiotarians, RINOs, Useless Swine10:07 PM
Thanks a billion!
Just as we’re beginning to breathe a tentative sigh of relief that the Hickleberry-Bomb may be losing air thanks to pundits and other candidates finally, finally beginning to notice that there’s something creepy about the Arkansaw Clemency Mill™ and it’s nothing to do with shelves that just might look like crosses in the background of his campaign ads, we’re finding out that the discarded Previous Darling of the Media, John McEgotrip McAmnesty McVain, is suddenly the Media Darling and presumptive nominee again.
It’s kinda like waking up thanking your Maker that the burning sensation when you pee has gone, only to find out that it’s because your willy has fallen off.
Who’s the next anti-conservative, unelectable, socialist shitweasel that we’ll be told is the “inevitable” candidate for the Stupid Party? Ted Kennedy? Might as well be, seeing as how Fat Teddy is the author of most “thoughts” falling ineptly off the tongues of the likes of McVain.
And then we learn that McVain is pushing ads attacking McRomney for being against the Bush tax cuts, something that would be laudable and quite appropriate if it hadn’t been for the fact that the attack might be more credible if it came from somebody who were actually in favor of them. Unlike McVain who’s been against them from Day One and even voted against them.
As McVain’s soulmate and fellow Idiotarian, John Fuckface Kerry, might say: “I was against them before I pretended to be for them.”
Before you all go warming up to pull the lever for Lying McVain, let’s summarize a few major points about him, shall we?
John McRINO “Russ Feingold’s Best Boyfriend” McCain:
- Was against the Bush tax cuts of 2001 AND 2003. That money doesn’t belong to you. It belongs to McVain, and you’d better hand it over. Sound “conservative” principle there, isn’t it?
- Doesn’t like free speech much and, together with noted Stalinist Suckweasel Russ Schweingold, decided to abolish the First Amendment by outlawing political speech before elections.
- Is in favor of farming human beings, destroying them and using their parts for research or, as they like to spin it, “embryonic stem cell research”, which is the same thing.
- He believes that the pharmaceutical industry without which we wouldn’t be the leading edge when it comes to medical treatment are SOBs that ought to be punished every chance we get. We’re sure that will really motivate them to continue their work and continue creating new wonder drugs.
- He voted for Sarbanes-Oxley, that totalitarian nightmare of a needless, statist overreaction to one lousy company cooking their books, something that has landed every employer in the country with a shitload of overhead in the shape of utterly pointless paperwork. Who gets to pay for that? If you guessed “we, the consumers”, you get a Kewpie doll. If you guessed “the companies, of course, and they just grow money on trees in their backyards”, here’s a Google Map to the nearest Democrat Party affiliate. Run, don’t walk down there and sign up. We don’t want you dragging down the average IQ around here. The average IQ of our sock drawer, that is.
- He’s all in favor of the death tax. Doesn’t want to get rid of it, oh no. Just because Granddad worked his fingers to the bone all of his life, paid his taxes and managed to put a bit aside doesn’t mean that the money belongs to him. It belongs to McVain. As does every other penny in your pocket. As a matter of fact, McVain would much prefer it if you’d die right now so that he can get his kleptomaniac tentacles into the trough. McVulture.
- He’s on board with Glowbull Wormening and fully supports the government dictating that we freeze in the dark in order to appease the Goreacle and his Gorebeciles’ fairy tale.
- He’s against drilling for our own oil in ANWR. It might take money away from his friends in Saudi Arabia, and that would be a Bad Thing™.
- Problems with Social Security? Raise taxes! Predictably, whenever anything has a feevah, McVulture’s only prescription is MORE TAXES! Some “conservative.”
- “Illegal immigration?” Anybody concerned about that is a racist, nativist Nazi and McAmnesty and his girlfriend Lindsey
LohanGraham are going to make them shut up. Then it’s amnesty for every single one of the 12 million along with a free citizenship buffet for every member of their families. Legal applicants need not apply. To the back of the line, you law-abiding scum. - Coercive interrogation of terrorists known to hold vitally important information? Not in McZawahiri’s world. That would be rude. Better that a few tens of thousands of Americans get incinerated than risk hurting the feewings of a known terrorist.
Now tell me again why McVain would be an improvement over, or even slightly different from, say, Hugo Chavez?
Because I sure as Hell can’t see it.
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Body found with rake stuck in head
January 14th, 2008 at 10:28 PMUsing
i say it’s about time Austria banned rakes; clearly they are deadly.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:30 PMUsing
at least Mcweathervane can tell which way the winds blowing. unlike the hillary.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:32 PMUsing
i was hoping this was about Billy Bob Klintoon, but it wasn’t
Waving at girls costs man his arm
January 14th, 2008 at 10:33 PMUsing
My opinion hasn’t changed about McPain from what it was before he got in the race. I’ll write in Homer Simpson’s name before I vote for that senile bastard. The press is doing their best to divert attention from the real candidates of course…and there are enough people out there stupid enough to fall for it.
Pay no attention to the real conservative behind the curtain….. :em98:
January 14th, 2008 at 10:40 PMUsing
I do hope McVain will be nice enough to finish off the romtard and the huckaclown for us, but after he accomplishes that it’s time to flush that camel turd.
RH
January 14th, 2008 at 11:23 PMUsing
How someone that is with with the Republican party far less than 50% of the time on the biggest issues remains a serious candidate is mystery to me. Are people that gaga over his service to our country that they can overlook all that is wrong with him? Or do not enough people pay attention, see the R by his name and think that since he is a war hero then he must be good? It makes no sense to me.
In 1992 I was too young to vote but my parents, fed up with Bush Sr., voted for Perot along with enough other people which landed Clinton in the White House. Since that time, my dad has sworn off any third party candidate no matter how tight he has to hold his nose, and while I understand that to an extent, if McCain is the Republican nominee I will have a real hard time voting for him no matter who he is up against.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:43 AMUsing
Yes Sire, this is point in fact. But! Those of us here, for the most part anyway, realise this. I spread the word. I talk to the people I work with. If I find an opening at the grocer while standing in line, I’ll start a discussion just loud enough for the people 1-2 aisles over to hear. I have full blown discussions, and I plant seeds. The people OUT THERE need to know this, or us preaching to the choir on the site doesn’t matter.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:25 AMUsing
McVain is a steaming pile of liberal :em72: Great blog Mish, if I give you credit can I put it up on my blog???
You did leave out the fact that the reason we have be “disenabled” to agressively pursue our Viet Nam era POW/MIAs with North Viet Nam is because John “the Traitor” Kerry and McVain teamed up because they wanted to “open trade with NVN, and pushed to “close the door on the past” and not pursue POWs and MIAs. I have no use for either one of those shitweasels and I don’t consider McCain any kind of War Hero.
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January 15th, 2008 at 12:44 PMWait until Top Holland releases his book on the whole scam, you will see McVain in a lower light than ever!!
It made me sick to see him win New Hampshire. I pray he doesn’t get Michigan. I have pretty much decided I’ll probably be a Fred Head!!!
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Oh poop… try — been “disenabled” to aggressively… I’m getting old… you can tell by the typing and vision skills. Just shoot me!!! LOL!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:47 PMUsing
Michigan just handed Dems a ballot with only one serious candidate on it, aside from Kucinich and the Mother Ship wing of that party. The DNC bullied Obama and Edwards into withdrawing, and the Detroit Free Press openly suggested voting “Uncommitted” in the Dem side of the race.
Feel all that love and affection for Wanda the Wonder Wench, former First Enabler who still won’t release her First Lady records, just for a peek at whatever she did or did not actually do there.
Bubba of course has no idea why Sandy Berger stole whatever-it-was from the same National Archives now holding the same records Shrill could PROVE her experience. Bubba won’t release those files. Nobody asks why. Our hyper-vigilant, ever-unbiased mainstream media at their finest.
Faced with all that experience she claims but can’t prove, our Shrill festers on their ballot, conveniently trimmed to give the lower classes their voting orders. Vote for the only one below. Isn’t that simple? Even an NEA-schooled kid can do it.
Who’s going to notice? After five hours of open polls today, I was the 40th vote cast in my precinct. That’s the horrifying part, such a harrowing small portion of America chooses American leaders. We abdicated our future on days it rains, saying why bother, wasn’t worth the trouble. Don’t vote, don’t clain. If it snows, vote. You’ll beat the loser who stayed warm and dry, every time.
Not so this round. This time they wanted photo ID and far far more. The stage was set for Michigan’s most corrupt election in my lifetime. It was worse than shotgunning both your feet. This was taking out veins, one at a time.
The state Dems helped ensure independent voters would have to declare a specific party (unlike earlier years), almost guaranteeing many would refuse to declare and not vote. Information on which party you voted for is then sent to the respective parties for further shake-downs by later funding calls.
Sealing the matter, no write-ins are allowed, whatsoever, and to bake all THAT into a nice evil-smelling pie, the same party that wants to cripple the U.S. auto industry now expects Michigan Dems (heavily UAW unionized) to comply.
You’re Democrats. Of course you’ll vote the way you’re told.
Hillary Rodham Clinton is the only candidate. Vote for her, because we freedom-loving Democrats connived long and hard to get her there. So do as you’re told, and vote Shrill.
Misha, on tonight’s show, please play the National Album AND God Bless America (Kate Smith version).
We need the reassurance, up here in Occupied Michigan.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:23 PMUsing
My error. “Don’t vote, don’t complain,” above.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:25 PMUsing
HoosierArmyMom one shooter coming your way Mom. is that tequila or bourbon? :em03:
January 15th, 2008 at 1:49 PMUsing
I’ve had two opportunities here in AZ to vote for John “Fuckface Ass Reemer” McDouchbag, and both times I wrote in Donald Duck! Donald didn’t win to my dismay… :em98: I’m sure he would have done much less damage than Rino McCocksucker has done. Every time I hear him talk about securing the boarders I want to puke! Lying, narcissistic, scumbag liberal piece of SHIT!!!! He’d be worse than The Hitlery, or Crackhead Hussein Obamamama! I’m tempted to go to The Peoples Republic of California, dig up Renaldus Magnus, give him CPR until he wakes up, and plead for him to open up a can of serious whoopass on the Republican party!! The current crop of so called conservative leaders is pathetically weak, and many so called “conservative” voters don’t know what a conservative is any more. The poles show Ron Paul beating Fred?? What the hell is up with that? Ron has some interesting positions….but he’ll never shake off the nut factor!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:43 PMUsing
Oh Hilljohnny… make it tequilla every time!!!! and a lemon and some salt!!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 8:06 PMUsing
quiller :em69: i noticed your avatar. hunting with a dog pack is legal in Virginia and North Carolina but i’m not sure when the democrat season opens. :em93:
January 15th, 2008 at 9:30 PMUsing
LC, I feel privileged to even be acknowledged by you hard-cores, this early in my posting history. You guys are my heroes. Keep fighting the good fight.
I have a true story to tell you about this slogan. I asked that very question to a columnist then with PETA’s on-line base, and she sweetly replied, “Yes. He might run out in the road and get hit.”
Don’tcha just love a deliciously ambiguous pronoun when you grope one? Yowza. Give her high marks for Clever Under Fire.
In closing, I have now heard Misha’s radio voice and wish to point out an eerie pleasant resemblance to the great radio and movie actor Ronald Colman—that is, as fine as it gets. All that and running the zoo here, too. I are definitely impressed.
:em69:
January 15th, 2008 at 10:01 PMUsing
welcome to the pack quiller :em69: :em93:
January 15th, 2008 at 10:28 PMUsing
Thank you. Sincerely.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:34 PMUsing
Official Welcome Aboard from us Management types quiller . Glad to have ya. Don’t open any link from BC or Radical Redneck without a good supply of brain bleach. Full disclosure there. Enjoy the pack, we nip at each other occasionally if there aren’t any moonbats around, bit we’re still a tight pack afterwards.
Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Hope to see a lot more of ya.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:43 PMUsing
(*stares at screen, comedic gape on face. CRUNCHIE!*)
(*Kneels.*)
My sword to the cause. Confusion to our enemies. All hail Misha I, defender of the faith.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:55 PMUsing
Ok quiller…that’s enough sucking up. His ego is big enough as it is. :em01:
Welcome to the Empire…..and don’t forget to wipe your feet and your empty beer cans go in Mope’s Offset Container. Or as the rest of us call it…the trash can. :em93:
January 15th, 2008 at 11:06 PMUsing
Me? Lil ol’ me? :em93:
January 15th, 2008 at 11:19 PMUsing
Ahem. In my state each bottle earns me a dime. Mind if I empty the trash? The way they’re spending my money faster than I can, I can use a hot meal not involving sale or use of body parts.
You folks have made my decade. Thanks.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:27 PMUsing
Be my guest….I can’t get the rest of these degenerates to lend a hand. :em03: :em99:
January 15th, 2008 at 11:34 PMUsing
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