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Your Daily Non Sequitur (Updated)
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Global Wormening, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Junk "Science"9:06 PM
Sir Christopher sent us this one, which had us scratching our Imperial Noggin. We’re still scratching it, actually (sorry, no link. It’s the Associated (with terrorists) Press, and they apparently have a problem with bloggers sending them traffic these days, and far be it from us to ignore their wishes).
New research compiled by Australian scientist Dr. Tom Chalko shows that global seismic activity on Earth is now five times more energetic than it was just 20 years ago.
OK… And…?
The research proves that destructive ability of earthquakes on Earth increases alarmingly fast and that this trend is set to continue, unless the problem of “global warming” is comprehensively and urgently addressed.
???
Obviously they’ve stopped even trying to put together a hare-brained, lame-arsed “connection” between various calamities and Glowbull Wormening. Now it’s just assumed.
Let’s go over it again:
We have more and bigger earthquakes than we did 20 years ago. This “proves” that Glowbull Wormening is real and needs to be stopped.
All fish live under water. All mackerel are fish. Ergo, I need a raise.
We give up. The debate is, indeed, over. It’s impossible to argue with somebody that profoundly retarded.
Update: It seems that SeeBS has gone and done what nobody thought was possible— They’ve lowered their credibility to levels not seen since Baghdad Bob was seen shouting “There are no Americans in Bagdad!” as M1A1 tank crews were rolling behind him on camera shooting moons. (B.C.)
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Unfalsifiable Hypotheses are now what passed for ’science’.
Nice.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:08 PMUsing
which takes me back to an article i saw a few weeks ago, which immediately had me thinking of Haliburton Steering Hurricanes:
Quakes can be triggered from other side of globe: study
June 18th, 2008 at 9:28 PMUsing
(sorry, no link. It’s the Associated (with terrorists) Press, and they apparently have a problem with bloggers
June 18th, 2008 at 9:29 PMsending them traffic these days,mocking what they pass for news each and every dayUsing
On Drudge yesterday, the salmonella outbreak on the tomatoes is ALSO due to global warming. Bush should be glad…now everything that USED to be blamed on him can be blamed on global warming. I know *I* would sleep better knowing that. :em02:
June 18th, 2008 at 9:31 PMUsing
There should be a study done on how dipshit scientists like this can lace up their shoes without accidentally strangling themselves.
He must have graduated from Clown College.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:36 PMUsing
he probably bought $500 59″ cables for his home theatre system (Centre, Theatre)
June 18th, 2008 at 9:40 PMUsing
Global warming is causing earthquakes? Lessee how this shakes out for someone who lives in San Diego:
1) We live in what is considered at various times either a desert or an arid land.
2) Deserts can be uncomfortably hot, especially during the Summer, because:
3) the sun warms the earth, causing global warming.
4) We have earthquakes as a regular part of the landscape, which apparently are in no way connected to:
5) the fact that SoCal is formed on one of the most fractured parts of the North American Continent.
OK. I’m on board. :em41:
June 18th, 2008 at 9:44 PMUsing
Sun spots are caused by global warming. Sunburn is caused by global warming. :em01:
June 18th, 2008 at 9:54 PMUsing
After the deadly shark attack near San Diego a while back, the idiots showed up, right on cue, to state that shark attacks on humans are caused by Global Warming.
They’ve become their own parody.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:20 PMUsing
Beaker,
Oh…I had forgotten about that one…
June 18th, 2008 at 10:29 PMUsing
Anna Nicole Smith’s Death Blamed on Global Warming
June 18th, 2008 at 10:31 PMUsing
but let’s not forget the third “go to” scapegoat:
Water shortage blamed on Israelis, not global warming
June 18th, 2008 at 10:34 PMUsing
i take that back:
June 18th, 2008 at 10:36 PMUsing
AH FUCK IT…… GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES CANCER, diptheria, typhoid, black plague, ebola, SARS, AIDS…. and every other fucking illness known to effect humans. It also causes UGLY people to procreate.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:36 PMUsing
According to the complete list of things caused by global warming, global warming was blamed for earthquakes in 2004 and 2006. Feel free to send the list maintainer the link.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:38 PMUsing
Truce between Israel and Hamas goes into effect in Gaza Strip amid a flurry of rocket attacks
FLAT FATIMA CONVENTION:
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and that is not really off topic, since Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians causes Global Warming.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:04 PMUsing
Grotesquely overweight parking cops being hit in the eye from the metal stud off their Vicki’s Secret thong? GLOBULL WARMING!!
I’d imagine the sweat on such a cow would make things worse, clothingwise .. seeing as heat makes things expand …
I was wanting to go somewhere truly gross with this but I lost my train of thought :em95:
June 18th, 2008 at 11:25 PMUsing
thing, thing a thong…
June 18th, 2008 at 11:35 PMUsing
Living in SoCal my whole life, there was always talk about “Earthquake weather”. Back then, the scientists told us that was just wives tales, being quakes originate miles below the surface of the earth and surface temps have no relation.
Now they’re trying to tell me that a 0.01 degree increase in surface temp causes earthquakes. :em98:
June 18th, 2008 at 11:39 PMUsing
Sir Christopher
Was that a Neil Diamond reference? :em99: Ole!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:43 PMUsing
Terrible Troy sez:
well, at least it ain’t Bush’s fault anymore. I’ll tell you one thing though, I’m gonna soak up a shitload of that there global warming when I hit the beaches on Oahu on Saturday…..
AAAAALOOOOOOHAAAA
June 18th, 2008 at 11:49 PMUsing
Ain’t that Teh Carpenters?
June 18th, 2008 at 11:56 PMUsing
Jay,
Make sure you catch some steel playing while you’re there. Most of the old masters are quiet these days, but if you can find a guy named Jeff Au Hoy, you can close your eyes and it’s 1940.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:09 AMUsing
SoCal, at least you live in the SANE part of California.
Ledward Kaapana is still playing around, and is based on the Big Island, Bacon!
Toto, we’re not in Newport Beach any more!!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:35 AMUsing
Hey SoCal, as Bacon said, i was thinking of Carpenters and my childhood, but you’re right, Neil touched the same vein
June 19th, 2008 at 12:37 AMUsing
Led and Cyril Pahinui are young.
Almost all the good old players like King Benny and Jerry Byrd are gone now.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:41 AMUsing
To Frere Jaques
Global warming, global warming,
Yes it’s true, yes it’s true,
You must all believe it, you must all believe it,
Or we’ll sue, ’till you do.
EDF’s theme song
June 19th, 2008 at 1:17 AMUsing
Not sure I get a connection :em98:
June 19th, 2008 at 5:13 AMUsing
Earthquakes caused by Goreballs Worming? Naaaah. But there are possibly other causes…
June 19th, 2008 at 6:42 AMUsing
Misha,
There you go again …..
Insulting retards!
June 19th, 2008 at 7:10 AMUsing
Jaybear,
So, rub it in, why don’t ya? :em96:
Mindy
BINGO!
June 19th, 2008 at 7:19 AMUsing
cannon… they don’t care.. they’re retarded. Ask a retarded guy what he wants to be called….
June 19th, 2008 at 7:23 AMUsing
THIS Report: Gloucester Teens Had Pact To Get Pregnant will also be blamed on global warming in 3..2..1..
NONE of these girls is over 16. Yet another generation of welfare queens in the making.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:36 AMUsing
[...] Buh? I’d love to know the mechanics of this. [...]
June 19th, 2008 at 8:02 AMUsing
You would think that with this latest pseudoscientific turd in the punchbowl, even the most severely retarded amongst us (politicians) would recognize that the science of climatology has been hijacked by agenda-driven, grant-grubbing Marxist/Stalinists! Worse still, the Marxist/Stalinist press reports every word out of their mouths!
We have crimes against humanity, hate crimes, etc… Why not charge these asswipes with crimes against science? It seems only the ones without any concept of intellectual integrity get the limelight, cash, and I assume, chicks.
I weep for the future.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:45 AMUsing
Of COURSE Globull Wormening is to blame. The intense heat speeds up puberty and reduces gestation from 9 months to 2! Everyone knows that, you silly! :em95:
That too, IC! I did not want to know the details of this story, as the vision was too horrible to contemplate! Any article of Spandex that comes in direct contact with the anus is a catastrophe waiting to happen. It’s amazing she didn’t blind 6 other people with what must’ve come flying off that thing, strained as it was by what it had to contain. :em38:
Great Cthulu protect us all!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:54 AMUsing
Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.
Shoot, in Fort Bend County Texas during the 80s, iffn you weren’t on your second child by the age of 15, you were considered a “late bloomer” (or really REALLY ugly)! :em01:
If you have ever wondered why The Major is overly pessimistic, dare I say outright cynical, it is because I have personally witnessed, and continue to witness, countless examples of enslavement by entitlement. If… no, WHEN the fragile fabric of civility shreds to pieces during the next national calamity (depression, nuclear assault by terrorists, natural disaster, etc.) there will be MILLIONS of completely helpless people in blue state urban areas recreating the Katrina meltdown on an unimaginable scale.
My advice: get out of the urban areas and into rural America where you can easily set up a defensive perimeter with like-minded neighbors who ain’t gonna put up with that bullshit!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:05 AMUsing
Bacon sez:
I plan on it sir, do you know if Barney Isaacs is still on the island? There’s a band called the Essential Resophonics who are reviving that 1940’s style of Hawaiian lap steel music, you should check them out.
do you play?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:13 AMUsing
This is just sad. It’s one thing for them to be unscientific about something entirely plausible - industrial gaseous emissions effecting the composition of the atmosphere - but now they’re stomping Popper into the ground by linking every possible phenomenon to CO2. And doing it with the assumed mantle of geological science, no less.
Let me make this entirely clear; it is not only not true, but not possible for any “global warming” that doesn’t bake humans into sticky puddles of grease to have a significant effect on the seismic shifts of massive….massive things that contain so much solid and liquid matter that the human brain literally cannot conceive of them, using instead words like “plate” and “shelf”.
A 0.6, or even 6.0 global temperature shift will cause an earthquake when a human fart collapses a house.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:53 AMUsing
OFF- Topic. Waayy off-topic.
Sorry, but there’s no other topic to put comments on this:
Re-Defeat Communism
Stealing a page from the Leftist playbook. Specifically, bumper stickers which read “Re-Defeat Bush” during the 2004 Presidential Campaign.
I just need to know that I am not the only human being on the planet who is aware of the severity of this problem.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:01 AMUsing
OMG, this guy is clue FBAR. The gist of the argument is that the earth’s core is a nuclear reactor and must be cooled by radiating heat into space. Global wormening lessens this and could trigger melt down of the core which could literally tear the planet apart. Parody is impossible with people this stupid.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:51 AMUsing
Here’s the thing about Global Warming, though:
I keeps the vampire attacks down.
……….
Seriously - GW exists AND there hasn’t been a single, documented vampire attack since the ‘consensus’ was reached.
How can we ignore such an obvious connection?
Clearly, to “comprehensively deal with” Global Warming would be to consign our progeny to an eternal torment of blood-sucking, undead existence!
I’m going to go out & idle the truck for a while….
- MuscleDaddy
June 19th, 2008 at 11:57 AMUsing
Google Dr. Tom Chalko, this guy is a looney.
Can The Earth Explode As A Result of Global Warming?
Using Auras To Perform Self Healing
Bioresonant Clothing - color, aura and consciousness
Aura - Learn to see your Aura image with your own eyes
Life, The Universe, and EverythingWhere Dr. Tom Chalko give us “For the first time in the history of humanity on Earth The Purpose of existence of the entire Universe has been expressed and proven explicitly in writing for everyone to understand.”
Holy Shit, how can anyone take this guy seriously?
June 19th, 2008 at 12:28 PMUsing
The thing to do is expose all of the fraud committed by these ’scientists’ that can be discovered. Their piety of pretense in having nor wanting anything doesn’t bother anybody. What does is that they don’t want other people to have anything, which is none of their g-d business. What has been done to the Gorebecilie must be done to every high profile scientist daring to tell us how we should live.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:42 PMIf Comrade O gets elected by the federal governments beneficiaries, remember the sagas. “If it be so ordained, another way will be found.” We should respond as the corrupt commissars did, and take most of the economy underground. They took state resources and went into business for themselves. Don’t think that won’t happen. Communism can’t ever work because combining that sandbox mentality with phony altruism yields the result I just stated. Find my previous post proposing a general strike. Lock the doors of your shops and barter products and services among ourselves.
This takes us back to the global-smarming scientists who really want to be social engineers. Along with the rest of academia and the media, their mission is forcing their idea of perfection down our throats by controlling our attitudes, appetites, and consumption. 35 years ago when the first handgun bans were being debated, Ben Bradley was still managing editor of the Washington Post. He was asked in an interview why he advocated gun control. I remember this response: “Most Americans are like Archie Bunker. And all he cares about is his pickup truck, his bar b qued steak, and his six pack. And someday ‘WE are going to telll him he can’t have those things anymore, and all Hell’s going to break loose.” It’s “someday”.
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Comment by dragineez
Because the press prints his tripe without question. It fits their agenda AND the schmuck has “Dr.” in front of his name to add some sort of validity to his claim. He is just another snake oil salesman fleecing those who absorb themselves in metaphysics.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:22 PMUsing
This couldn’t POSSIBLY be due to. . . .more and better seismic sensors distributed all over the place. . .
Naaaah, that’d be RATIONAL, and we can’t have that in any discussion of Global Whining. . .
June 19th, 2008 at 5:42 PMUsing
Oops, he posted an e-mail link:
June 19th, 2008 at 6:29 PM
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http://biz.yahoo.com/iw/080617/0408064.html
June 19th, 2008 at 6:30 PM
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I guess he’s part of the “scientific consensus.”
June 19th, 2008 at 10:50 PMUsing